Chapter 284: I'm going to pick two
"I knew I was dead." Fang Shaoyun said. "But for the sake of me and Lulu who really love each other, can you leave me a whole corpse, and this has nothing to do with Lulu, can you let Lulu go, and let her leave a queen for the Fang family."
"Haha." Lu Qingfeng smiled and leaned back, Fang Shaoyun felt that Lu Qingfeng was smiling a bit like a butcher now. And he is the poor little sheep.
"If I kill you. What about Lulu? Lu Qingfeng looked at Lulu and said.
"Then aren't you going to break me into pieces?" Fang Shaoyun said. "Have you changed your mind now and want to put me in the head of the urn?
Got a vegetable man? β
"What do you mean by a vegetable man?" Lulu asked curiously.
"The vegetable man is to cut off a person's hands and feet, and then take advantage of the heat to put him into the urn, so that the person can be a vegetable man in the urn without dying. It's like pickles. β
"It's disgusting." Lulu said, "How do you know this stuff?" β
"You don't know, this is very popular in the Qing Dynasty court." Fang Shaoyun said. "It's like it's lost now."
"You think my dad is a butcher." Lulu said. "My dad won't make you a vegetable."
"I thought my uncle would let me go." Fang Shaoyun quickly glanced at Lu Qingfeng, who was speechless with a smile, and said. "From the time I entered the door to the present, I have felt that my uncle is a good man, and I think that he will definitely understand the righteousness, and the adults will not remember the villain, and the prime minister will become a boat in his belly, and forgive me for this lost lamb, but now I think he will definitely kill me."
"Oh, why do you think that?" Lu Qingfeng said.
"Because I found out that my uncle even had the murder weapon ready." Fang Shaoyun nodded at Lu Qingfeng's waist.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Lu Qingfeng put away his clothes, but Lulu and Fang Shaoyun had already seen that what Lu Qingfeng had in his waist was a murder weapon and gun that was more powerful than any dragon slaying knife. "You're observing quite carefully, no wonder the interstellar is playing well."
"Even if you have a gun ready, will you let me go?" Fang Shaoyun said sadly.
"You're a pig's head." Lulu said, "Do you know what my dad does? β
"What, it can't be the boss of the underworld here." Fang Shaoyun thought about it very likely, because Lulu's style was very much like a big sister in the underworld.
"You pig." Lulu said. "My father is a people's policeman, and he is the director of the Dalukou Police Station here."
"Ahh Fang Shaoyun was dumbfounded. I thought that there was no place to ask for help at the end, and if I ran into the Dalukou police station for help, I would be throwing myself into the net.
Fang Shaoyun, whose heart was like ashes, said to Lu Qingfeng. "That's the case, I don't have anything to say, if you want to kill or chop, let it be disposed of."
Lu Qingfeng couldn't help but laugh again. "Do you want me to know the law and break the law?"
"You, then you mean, you're going to let me go?" Fang Shaoyun said.
"Didn't I say that if I kill you, what will happen to our family Lulu?" Lu Qingfeng said. "I don't want our family Lulu to be a widow."
"What? You mean, you agree that Lulu is with me? Fang Shaoyun said. It's not because our raw rice is cooked. β
"If you're a little rascal, even if you're cooked raw. You don't want to step through this door. Lu Qingfeng said. I have a lot of ways to get you clean. β
"Then why did you agree, uncle?" Fang Shaoyun sweated profusely, thinking that others said that he was quite a hooligan. Maybe Lu Qingfeng's intelligence is wrong, if one day he feels that he is a big hooligan, then he is not miserable.
"If you can jump out and admit that you love Lulu in front of everyone, it means that you are affectionate and righteous." Lu Qingfeng said. "And I heard you used to have a girlfriend named Kay. Lulu has also told me before that she is a very smart and cute girl. Why did this happen to you and Lulu, I think it must have been some kind of accident, not on your purpose. And you're willing to give up everything for Lulu, which is a bit of a man, such a boy Lulu can meet to show that she's lucky, if I kill you, where to find another one for her. β
"Dad. What are you talking about. Lulu said, "What's so good about this guy, grab a lot of them on the way." β
"Then I'll kill him." Lu Qingfeng said. "Find you another one."
"Dad, you're still kidding me."
"I..." Fang Shaoyun couldn't believe that all this was true.
"Fang Shaoyun." Lu Qingfeng said. "Although I forgive you, don't think that you can marry Lulu so easily."
"Ahh Fang Shaoyun said. "Uncle, what's the matter? You can't turn your face faster than you can turn a book. β
"Although I don't think you're a rascal. But I can't guarantee that everyone else thinks the same as me, and if the people on our side think that Lulu is following a little rascal, wouldn't it be too wronged Lulu. β
"Well, what should I do?"
"It's nothing, I guess as long as you come back with a WCG championship, no one will dare to think that you are a little rascal."
"WCG champion?" Fang Shaoyun's eyes turned white and he fainted.
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Of course, this man is Fang Shaoyun. Because of the tight time, although Fang Shaoyun felt that he should stay at Lulu's house for two more days, take a good pat his father-in-law's ass, consolidate the fruits of victory and appease his frightened heart in the stormy seas, Fang Shaoyun still had to stay with Lulu for one night and leave. Because two days later, Fang Shaoyun had to rush to Yanjing, gather first, and then go to South Korea with e-sports players from other sports.
On the train, Fang Shaoyun still kept thinking about what Lulu's father told him. "If you don't win the WCG championship. You don't want Lulu to pass through the door. β
"What if you don't get it this year."
"I'll help you raise the mother and son first. You can wait until next year to get it. β
ββ¦γβ Fang Shaoyun felt that he was going crazy. And along the way, the people in the carriage looked at this man and kept saying "WCG champion", and thought that Fang Shaoyun was a fool.
Seeing that Lulu, who was as beautiful as a flower, was so close to Fang Shaoyun. The people in the carriage were sighing secretly, and another flower was planted on the cow dung.
"Isn't it a WCG champion?" Lulu felt that Fang Shaoyun's reaction was quite embarrassing. "Is it that difficult?"
"It's more than difficult. It's an impossible task. Fang Shaoyun said to Lulu, "Do you think this game is the 72-hole league of Yuelu Mountain, you can occupy a mountain and occupy the mountain as the king by practicing a few hands, calling for wind and rain, this is WCG."
The World Cup in the interstellar realm. n people have been practicing for so many years, isn't it just to show their faces in this competition? God knows how many old demons of Montenegro who have cultivated for thousands of years will appear in this competition. There is no need to think about how many cattle-like characters will appear in other countries. Just think about Gou Xiaoyun, Charlie, Knife, ipxterran, which of these people is not a perverted shemale-like character, unless I secretly hacked them to death with a knife before the game, or I was possessed by Wang Feiyu in the game, how could I win this championship. β
"Phew, weren't you arrogant when you used to be a gunslinger? How? Not now? Lulu said.
"I used to be a bully with a gun." Fang Shaoyun said. "But not now, your dad has two guns, one more than me, do you think I dare to be arrogant?"
"Fuck off, you rascal." Lulu said. "I should have told my dad that I was raped by you. Let my dad grab you into the bureau and whip you with a whip dipped in chili water. β
"If you don't help me figure it out, you're going to threaten me. Are you mistaken? Fang Shaoyun said sadly.
"It's a big deal, I'll elope with you." Lulu said, "What are you afraid of?" β
"Elopement?" Fang Shaoyun said, "Don't you know how powerful the Chinese police are, even if we run to the primeval forest on the Sino-Vietnamese border to be wild people, it is estimated that we can be pulled out and put up in the zoo for exhibition." β
"Then you better think of a way, get some hellish devil training, and try to get them all done."
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"Can you be more lewd."
Fang Shaoyun was in the training room of Blue Star and said to a group of people in Blue Star. "It's this for half a day."
A group of people in Lanxing were embarrassed to speak, because within two hours, Fang Shaoyun had already abused a group of people in Lanxing.
"You, and you." Fang Shaoyun pointed at Huang Qian and Xiao Shi and said, "You two, fight with me." β
"The two of us hit you one? 2v1οΌ Huang Qian and Xiao Shi were already depressed by Fang Shaoyun's abuse, but when they heard Fang Shaoyun say this, they immediately became excited.
"Yes, I'll hit you two by one." Fang Shaoyun said to the sing beside him again. "You stand up."
"What are you doing?" Sing said aggrievedly.
"I'm going to use your computer." Fang Shaoyun said. "I'm going to use two computers, one for the two of them."
"Damn, you really treat us like rookies." Huang Qian's and Little Stone's eyes were red. "You think we're in the novice paradise with lv8."
"Is this guy stimulated by something" A group of people from Blue Star looked at Fang Shaoyun, who had been desperately shouting and shouting to kill Fang Shaoyun, who was still perverted and wanted to deal with two people at the same time since he came back.
"Was he really cut? Psychologically and physically perverted? In the minds of a group of people in Blue Star, the word shemale flashed at the same time.