Chapter 288: Eagle Claw Iron Cloth Shirt

But it's one thing to find the key to victory, and it's another thing to solve it.

Just as everyone knows that if you install an elevator on Mount Ximaraya, it will be easier to go up and down, but the key is that no one can install the elevator, just as people who have seen the eagle claw iron cloth shirt know that most of the people who practice the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt have a cover door, but few people know what tricks to use to hit the cover door.

There is nothing particularly magical about this cover door, that is, it is a place that you can't usually practice qi. It may be eyes, it may be the lower abdomen, but most people have the impression that the place where the iron cloth shirt can't be practiced is the little brother. But it's no wonder that if you can practice the iron cloth shirt until the little brother is extremely strong and the knife cuts constantly, then this kung fu is estimated to have been carried forward long ago and has become the most popular kung fu in the 21st century. It's definitely more popular than tai chi, bagua serial palm, taekwondo, jeet Kune Do or something. Regardless of whether it is a kung fu that is only beaten and does not fight back, or has the kung fu of being hit by the door and fart, as long as the sign of the coward buster is hung out, it is estimated that people who want to learn this kung fu will go from the middle row to Wuyi Square, and then go back and around Yuelu Mountain a few times, even if the fee is 10,000 yuan, it is estimated that everyone will say nice, nice, cheap and cheap.

Fang Shaoyun is now in Gamei, it is like a person who has practiced eagle claw skills is competing with a person who has practiced iron cloth shirts, everyone who practices iron cloth shirts has different hobbies, some guys like to practice the cover door on the asshole, some people like to practice the cover door on the little brother, and some people are very insidious to put the cover door under the armpit or something, even if ordinary people know, they have no chance to hit it. And where is the cover door of these people will not be easy to tell people, it is estimated that if you practice an iron cloth shirt, you will not be stupid enough to shout all over the street, I practiced the iron cloth shirt, and my only cover door is the little brother.

Therefore, it is not easy to find the opponent's cover door, let alone seize the opportunity to kill one of them.

"No, if I continue like this, even if I comprehend the more powerful milk dragon claw hand, I won't be able to do it." After several more fights, Fang Shaoyun felt that if he continued at this pace, he would definitely have nothing to eat tomorrow.

So Fang Shaoyun felt that he had to take some measures.

"Brother, let's put together a fork." After Fang Shaoyun entered a game, he found that his opponent chose the Protoss, and Fang Shaoyun immediately typed this line of words excitedly.

“???” The opponent quickly hit three huge question marks.

"Damn." Fang Shaoyun then remembered that this is gamei, not VS, most of the people here are Chinese blind who can't understand their pinyin, and playing pinyin by themselves is equivalent to talking to the cow, and the other party doesn't know what he's doing at all.

As soon as he thought of this, Fang Shaoyun's heart was like ashes, with Fang Shaoyun's English level, it was absolutely impossible to type the sentence "Let's spell the fork".

When the book is used, Fang hates less, it seems that it is still a little useful to learn English well, and at a critical time, maybe you can really win a lunch, Fang Shaoyun, who was full of emotion, could only type "gogogo." ”

Compared with Fang Shaoyun, Xie Xiaoshi's situation is even worse, Xie Xiaoshi belongs to the kind of player who is very balanced in all aspects, slowly finds out the opponent's inferior aspects in the game, and then uses them.

If placed in the martial arts, Xie Xiaoshi is like a master who refines the Wudang sword, and when he is patiently fighting with others, he slowly discovers the weaknesses of his opponent. It's impossible to fight very quickly with this kind of fighting, and if you use this kind of breathy sword technique as a thunderous thunder sword technique, I'm afraid that only you will die.

So after n games, Fang Shaoyun and Gou Xiaoyun's points are still rising like snails. Xie Xiaoshi's score is almost still in place.

"Damn, are you that hungry? Could it be that the food in BAT is very poor? "When the truce was eating at noon, Fang Shaoyun looked at Xie Xiaoshi, and his eyes widened." It's the first time I've seen someone who can eat more than Yellow Submarine. ”

When Fang Shaoyun said this, Xie Xiaoshi had already eaten two large bowls of rice on the same table, and now he was still eating the third bowl.

And Fang Shaoyun and Gou Xiaoyun only ate one bowl, and they were already satisfied with burping.

"I'm not hungry." Xie Xiaoshi swallowed hard and said. "Actually, I'm dying now, but I think I might run out of food tomorrow, so I can only eat more now."

"Damn, you think you're a camel." Fang Shaoyun and Gou Xiaoyun said. "But we think we can eat half a bowl more.

After the three of them had eaten, they came to the training room early to prepare for a dying fight, after all, the people take food as the sky, men are iron rice and steel, if they don't eat a meal, the problem will be big.

However, the state of the three people in the afternoon was even more sluggish. But it's no wonder that if one person eats too much, it's easy to get drowsy, not to mention that it's a little difficult for all three people to even sit down.

At the end of the afternoon, the three of them looked at their miserable scores and said, let's not fight hard at night, and eat more desperately.

***

"Damn, these three interstellar fighters are coming back from the Cretaceous? It's too much to eat. "At dinner, a FIFA qualifier said to a few Warcraft qualifiers around him." Look at a few jerking off guys over there. ”

"Yes, these three people, are they still humans?" Several of the finalists of Warcraft looked at the large pile of empty basins in front of Fang Shaoyun and the other three people, and they were all going crazy.

"The three of them ate more than the gunmen." A few people who play Warcraft looked at the five people who played CS on the side and said.

"The Star League seems to be booming. It's impossible not to pay wages. "Several players playing CS looked at the three guys who were still there with their heads down and eating with very sympathetic eyes." Another day we invited them to a buffet, and it tasted much better than the total in the village. A bunch of poor fellows, something like this can eat so much. ”

"Come on, eat more." Xie Xiaoshi looked at Fang Shaoyun and said. "You've only eaten that. I'm going to run out of food tomorrow. You don't have to stuff too much. ”

"I just can't eat it." Fang Shaoyun said. "I'm going to throw up if I eat it again."

"How can you still eat?" Fang Shaoyun and Xie Xiaoshi looked at Gou Xiaoyun still eating there desperately.

"Damn, I seem to be getting hungrier and hungrier the more I eat now."

"Bang dang." Fang Shaoyun and Xie Xiaoshi almost fainted.

At this time, Lin Changxin walked over leisurely with a cake and gnawed on it, and he didn't know where he had gone to fool around one day after he left the three of them.

Originally, Fang Shaoyun liked to eat cream cakes very much, but now that Fang Shaoyun was about to die, as soon as he saw the greasy cream cake in Lin Changxin's hand, Fang Shaoyun felt sick to his stomach.

"Well, three, it seems that they all have good appetites." Lin Changxin said. "I don't know how the three of you completed today's training."

"Damn." All three of them rolled their eyes at Lin Changxin at the same time. At this time, the three of them felt as if they had been thrown into the well, but Lin Changxin was throwing stones at the top and asking at the same time, how is it, is the well comfortable, is it cool. Do you want to throw rocks to make pillows for you again?

"Is this training of mine difficult to complete?" Lin Changxin looked at the three people and said.

"Nonsense, why don't you try it." Fang Shaoyun said depressedly. "Don't say ten minutes per game, even if you are given half an hour, you can't do it."

"None of the three of you made it to the top 10?" Lin Changxin said. "No, it won't."

"Gou Xiaoyun hit twelve in that channel, I hit fourteen, and Xie Xiaoshi was even worse, he didn't even score the top twenty." Fang Shaoyun said depressedly. "I think you did it on purpose, it must be absolutely that we said that you are a jade-faced flying dragon poisonous cockroach and deliberately retaliated against us. came up with such a difficult training, and deliberately didn't want to give us food. ”

"Not really." Lin Changxin said. "I'm very ethic, even if you say I'm a two-flowered red stick little white face, I won't declare a personal vendetta. Is ten minutes really not enough? ”

"Nonsense, ten minutes is enough." Fang Shaoyun said. "It's more than ten minutes to have a foreplay."

"Oh." Lin Changxin said. "I thought you young people were all small whirlwinds on the field, fast gunners who work in a gust of wind, so you still want a little longer."

"Nonsense, who doesn't want a little longer."

"Alright then, it looks like I miscalculated." Lin Changxin said. "It seems that the training standards I set are too high, so let's do it, tomorrow our Bigu training will be canceled and we will practice something else."

"What? What did you say? Gou Xiaoyun, who was still eating desperately, suddenly froze, and said in disbelief. You repeat. ”

"I said, our Bigu training tomorrow will be cancelled, and we will practice something else." Lin Changxin repeated it again.

"I..." The three of them touched their stomachs and almost lost their breath.

A few seconds later, Gou Xiaoyun said, "I'll" and stood up from his chair.

"What do you want to do?" Lin Changxin was taken aback, thinking that Gou Xiaoyun was going to make a mess, beat the coach, and make a bloody case in the canteen. But Lin Changxin saw Gou Xiaoyun running out of the smoke.

"You, where are you going?" Lin Changxin was anxious, thinking that Gou Xiaoyun had been made insane by himself, and he couldn't think of going to death. "Tomorrow's training, I haven't said it yet."

"We'll talk about that later." Gou Xiaoyun said from afar. "Damn, I want to throw up now, and when I'm done, I'll come back and listen to your training plan."

"This guy is too tough." A few people who didn't know how to play CS were stunned after hearing Gou Xiaoyun's words on the side. "I can actually eat it and vomit on my own.";