Chapter 292: Wife Swap Game?
Lin Changxin's iron shirt training plan was aborted after only going on until the afternoon. The reason is that Fang Shaoyun and the other three couldn't find anyone in the channel to fight them. It only took one morning, and the reputation of Fang Shaoyun and the other three was already as notorious as the stones in the pit. The three of them are in the gamei channel, like a mouse crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats, if this gamei channel is like a small alley outside the Blue Star Club, even if the three of them practice iron cloth shirts, they have to be shot to death by the group of people who are angry with big bricks.
"Coach, what should we do, it's not that we don't want to practice iron cloth shirts, it's really that no one wants to beat us." Although Fang Shaoyun pretended that no one was beating him and he was in pain, Fang Shaoyun's heart blossomed.
When he was only beaten and didn't fight back, all Fang Shaoyun thought of over and over again in his heart were jokes about the two turtles.
The joke goes like this. Two turtles, a female and a male, met by chance on the beach, and then cherished each other, and couldn't help but be xxoo. After the xxoo was finished, the two turtles felt very cool, and they came to xxoo again after a year.
After a year, the male turtle rushed to the beach, and it turned out that the female turtle was already lying there.
When the male turtle saw it, he was very excited and said, "You're here so early." I didn't expect the female turtle to open her mouth and scold, "It's a good p, you didn't turn me over when you were done, and my mother has been lying in the sky for a year." ”
Fang Shaoyun felt that he was a dignified man, and he had to practice and practice the most powerful milk dragon claw hand in the legend. How can you practice this kind of iron cloth shirt that only takes beatings and doesn't fight back, Fang Shaoyun was almost suffocating to death after a morning, feeling that he was like a turtle with a shrunken head, and he was the one who couldn't turn over.
"yes, no one wants to fight with us, I think everyone should have a meal first and go out to watch a movie or something." Gou Xiaoyun and Xie Xiaoshi also agreed with Fang Shaoyun's words very much.
The three of them looked at each other, and they knew that everyone was of the same mind, and the three of them couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to each other, and they couldn't help it.
"What are you afraid of, not here, and PGT." Lin Changxin didn't seem to notice the expressions of the three people at all, and said casually.
"Bang", Fang Shaoyun and the other three almost immediately foamed at the mouth and fell unconscious.
"However, you can't get along in gamei anymore, if you are angry and resentful in PGT, it will be really difficult for you to gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes in the future." Lin Changxin's words at this time sounded to the ears of Fang Shaoyun and the other three people, just like Andy Lau's forgetfulness back then, which was particularly beautiful.
"I guess they are all jealous of you, afraid that you will practice the legendary iron cloth shirt, and make your whole body extremely hard, so they are unwilling to engage with you." Lin Changxin said, "Since this is the case, we are not reluctant, let's change things to practice." ”
"Damn, there's a new trick." Fang Shaoyun felt that he was about to cry. "This time we're going to practice dripping wax or tie it with a rope."
"This time we're going to play with a high level of difficulty." Lin Changxin said. "We play trapeze."
"What kind of trick is this trapeze?" Xie Xiaoshi was also frightened. "I'm afraid of heights."
"That's a great trick." Lin Changxin said. "Up and down, in and out, can definitely make you very high."
"Really?" A group of people was immediately excited.
"Of course." Lin Changxin said, "When did I lie to you. ”
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"Damn. It's called up and down, in and out. Fang Shaoyun said. High P. ”
Xie Xiaoshi fiddled with a bunch of transport planes and said. "What a liar."
"I'll take your lungs." Gou Xiaoyun pulled a bunch of lords. "Can TMD fly faster?"
None of the three people thought that Lin Changxin's so-called training that could allow everyone to enjoy the pleasure of going up and down, in and out, turned out to be a rule that in the game, only airdrop tactics were allowed.
In other words, if you want three people to play a game, even if you want to fork each other with a fork, you have to use a transport plane to throw them down. It is estimated that if Chen Fangyuan of the air train comes to do this training, he will be very happy. But for Gou Xiaoyun, Fang Shaoyun and others, it was very painful to use a transport plane for every attack.
A few hours later, the three of them also became famous in the PGT, and the European powers soon learned that there were three perverted weirdos in the PGT who only knew about airdrops.
However, the reactions of the European powers of PGT and the Korean masters of Gamei are completely different, these gringos who like new and exciting things see three such guys appear, not only do they refuse to fight with these three people, but they are also as happy as Ladybird sees the girl, many European players are completely different from Korean professional players, they usually mix in PGT, what they pursue is excitement and fresh gadgets, and what they pursue is cool and different from ordinary feelings. And many foreigners also like to do it, so when these three people first appeared, the vast majority of PGT masters thought that they were deliberately pursuing excitement.
"If you want to play, let's play together." So soon, there were many PGT masters who flocked to the games created by these three people.
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"Hehe, you're going to vote for me. Don't you want to play Airdrop? A gringo who was fighting against Fang Shaoyun smiled pervertedly, around his base, there were more anti-aircraft turrets than the little poplars on the side of the road. And he actually made a heart-shaped shape with an anti-aircraft turret, which is very artistic.
In the face of so many anti-aircraft turrets, even a mosquito can't fly over, let alone Fang Shaoyun's transport plane.
"There's really no way to fight this battle." N hours later, Fang Shaoyun felt that he was going crazy if he continued to fight.
Fang Shaoyun really underestimated the degree of silveriness of these gringos. For example, at the moment, this guy obviously doesn't seem to be here to play seriously, and at the beginning, this Terran player didn't do anything and made n anti-aircraft turrets to surround himself. And in the last few games, Fang Shaoyun encountered even more outrageous opponents, for example, there was a guy who didn't do anything, so he did n more ghosts, locked Fang Shaoyun's transport plane everywhere to play, and some people made a pirate ship that didn't have any ground attack to chase and kill Fang Shaoyun's transport plane, but the most outrageous thing was that a Protoss player first surrounded himself with a photon turret, and then deliberately left a vacancy for Fang Shaoyun to break through, but when Fang Shaoyun's transport plane passed by, What Fang Shaoyun saw was N dark archons who had been preparing for a long time. Fang Shaoyun's n transport planes were summoned by the other party with mind control at once.
When encountering such an opponent, Fang Shaoyun was a little crying.
"Damn, don't fight." At this time, Gou Xiaoyun's face was also pale, and he dropped the mouse. And Gou Xiaoyun's opponent laughed unbridled in the game.
"I'll take your lungs." Gou Xiaoyun looked at the red population on his screen, and said this viciously. "Don't let me see you next time, or I'll see you and hit you once."
"Come on, you, dig hahahaha." The opponent obviously did not take the threat of the Worm King seriously. Still playing with a bunch of Wagley bombers, he said, "One more lord, I'll set off fireworks." ”
Gou Xiaoyun was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.
It turned out that before this, Gou Xiaoyun had made a lot of lords who wanted to airdrop this guy, but this guy smiled and made a lot of air overlords, Wagre bombers.
Although Gou Xiaoyun's lord has a bunch of saliva or something, but the Terran Wagre is rampant with his thick skin and amazing firepower, and when Gou Xiaoyun finally threw all the saliva in the lord, the lord has been blasted by these Wagre and there is no scum left. made Gou Xiaoyun, who has always been deeply determined, even want to kill.
"You're trying to kill us." After Gou Xiaoyun quit the game, he began to take the lead in rebellion.
"That's it, if we continue to fight like this, I'm afraid that we will be played to death by this group of gringos before we reach South Korea." Fang Shaoyun also said. "I wonder if you're an undercover agent sent by these people."
"You really can't hold on anymore?" Lin Changxin said. "You can't hold on for a few hours? If you really can't hold on, you just say it, you don't say it, how do I know that you can't hold on, everyone has to be reasonable, I'm just training you, how can I say that I'm an undercover agent sent by foreigners? ”
"Damn..." Three keyboards were raised. "What the hell is going on, so much nonsense, it forces us, it doesn't matter if you are a coach or not, it will shoot you to death."
"Everyone is a civilized person, and it is not for us to fight and kill." Lin Changxin said. "Since you really can't do it anymore, let's change the training method."
"Still want to change?" Three people said. "No, we want to live a normal life."
"Look at you, young people are just more anxious." Lin Changxin said. "Before I could say how to train, you guys were naughty again. Don't worry, I don't have any conditions this time, you can fight casually, let go of the fight, and fight as much as you want. ”
"What you said is true?" The three of them looked at Lin Changxin with extremely suspicious eyes, "You have such a good heart?" ”
"Look at what you say." Lin Changxin said. "It's like I don't have a surname, even if it's a youkai, he's a youkai born. This time you're really going to fight casually, but... ”
"But what." The three of them raised their keyboards again. was going to wait for Lin Changxin to say something hurtful, and then shoot him to death.
"But after you fight for seven minutes, you'll swap each other." Lin Changxin said. "It doesn't matter how far everyone is playing in that game. Everyone dropped the mouse in their hands, walked to the other person's machine, and continued to play. ”
"Holy." Fang Shaoyun looked at Lin Changxin and thought, "This beast, fortunately, is not married, otherwise I would have to come up with something famous like [***] games." ”;