Chapter 301: The Heroes (Part II)
The players in the competition hall of the Capitol Hall arrived one after another. Fang Shaoyun saw Peter and Levi also sitting down not far in front.
"Well, if you run into it in the game, you can let me do it." Knife was seducing Gou Xiaoyun at this time, saying that if Gou Xiaoyun was willing to put Knife in the game, Knife would give Gou Xiaoyun two hot German mm, and Guan Bao made Gou Xiaoyun want to die.
But Gou Xiaoyun refused in one bite, which made Xie Xiaoshi admire him very much, thinking that Gou Xiaoyun was a model for Chinese players and a great proletarian fighter who could refuse any sugar-coated cannonball.
But Gou Xiaoyun's next words made Xie Xiaoshi almost faint. Gou Xiaoyun said, who doesn't know that you foreign women look really good when they are young, but as soon as they are over thirty, they will begin to deform, their skin will be rough, and they will look like a beer barrel if they are not careful. Who would dare to ask for it. You yourself still wanted to bring a Chinese wife back then, and now you are tempting me with German mm, you treat me as a child, and you want to fool me.
"I don't have to mention the past again." Knife's face turned a rare red.
"What was the past?" Fang Shaoyun's interest came at once. I think that if a person with a very thick skin like Knife can blush, there must be countless wonderful things to dig up. But when Fang Shaoyun was about to find out about the Knife's romantic past. On the stage of the competition venue, there was a brilliant fire.
"Damn, it's on fire?" Fang Shaoyun was taken aback, if there was a fire in a place with so many people, it would not be a fun thing, but when Fang Shaoyun was about to escape from the road, he found that the people around him were calm. Fang Shaoyun took a closer look, it turned out that there were some fireworks devices in the stands, and at this time, more fireworks were sprayed out, and the fire trees and silver flowers were very good-looking.
"There's something wrong with fireworks in broad daylight. If you have the ability, get some spiritual storm and let it go" In Fang Shaoyun's muttering, a man and two hosts appeared on the stage in high spirits, and said in a very demagogic voice, "Welcome to Busan, South Korea, welcome to the National Assembly Hall." Welcome to the best players in the world in action... ”
"Koreans are really good-looking." Xie Xiaoshi said. "I thought the heroes and heroines in Korean dramas were good-looking, but I didn't expect that the male and female support here is also handsome for men and beautiful for women."
"What, you don't know." Fang Shaoyun said. "Don't be fooled by their appearance, don't you know that they are all plastic surgery here? It is said that the parents here, from the moment the child is born, have prepared two expenses for the child, one is the child's reading fee, and the other is the child's plastic surgery fee. ”
"Is it really that exaggerated?" Xie Xiaoshi said. "You're not bluffing me, are you?"
"Who bluffed you?" Fang Shaoyun said. "Don't you know, why do there are so many fights in Korean hospitals?"
"Frequent quarrels? Why? Could it be that the hospital here has a poor service attitude? ”
"It's not a fight with a doctor." Fang Shaoyun said. "It's the people who come to the hospital who are arguing."
"That's why." Xie Xiaoshi said.
"Because it's usually a man who is about to be a father, and a woman who is about to be a mother comes to the hospital, and then the woman gives birth to a child, and the two of them find that the child is very ugly, not at all like a handsome father and a beautiful mother, so both of them think that the other party is having an affair, so they quarrel."
"Strange, that handsome guy and beautiful girl, how can the child born be so ugly?" Xie Xiaoshi said. "Impossible, if it's not an affair, is it a genetic mutation?"
"Damn, you don't understand this?" Fang Shaoyun looked at Xie Xiaoshi depressedly and said. "You know how a pig dies when he runs and runs."
"I don't know."
"It's because it won't turn and die." Fang Shaoyun said. "The two look beautiful, but they turn out to be ugly, isn't it because both of them are not beautiful in the first place, and they were made by plastic surgery?"
"Damn, I see." Xie Xiaoshi suddenly realized, and felt that the two hosts on the stage were all plastic surgery.
After blowing with Xie Xiaoshi, Fang Shaoyun was a little bored again, at this time, the two hosts were still talking about something in high spirits, but Fang Shaoyun obviously didn't understand, the newspaper he brought at the beginning, Fang Shaoyun had already finished reading it, so Fang Shaoyun couldn't help but take a look at the surrounding scenery to see if he could see anything new, but Fang Shaoyun turned his head. I saw Lulu and Kay.
Lulu and Kay were actually not far behind Fang Shaoyun, and when Fang Shaoyun turned around, Lulu also made a naughty face at the other party, Shaoyun, and blinked his eyes twice.
Fang Shaoyun was so startled that he almost fell off his chair.
"Haha." Lulu felt very proud that he had taken Fang Shaoyun by surprise. "Kay, look at him, I'm taken aback."
"Hehe, what are you scaring him for?" Kay laughs
"Who made him eat flying vinegar yesterday." Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun and said. "And after this guy bought us the ticket, he couldn't even see his face clearly, or Xiao Liu was more clever and clever, so he got us here."
"Hehe, it's a little meaning." Xiao Liu said proudly. "Anyway, this staff rest area can't sit enough."
"Look, look, that guy." Lulu said, pointing at a scrawny guy. "He's also an interstellar player?"
After startling Fang Shaoyun, Lulu began to look at people from all over the world, and as soon as he looked at these centaurs, Lulu found that there was still a lot of interest among them.
"You're talking about him." Xiao Liu glanced at it and said. "His nickname is King Kong."
"King Kong?" Both Lulu and Kay couldn't help but laugh. "The person who is like a bamboo pole is called King Kong, and this image is too far from the King Kong who has developed limbs and jerks off in a skyscraper for the woman he loves."
"I don't know, it seems to mean that this guy has a more aggressive style of play." Xiao Liu said. "Look at him like that, climb onto the skyscraper, I guess he will be blown away by the wind, what kind of plane is he fighting."
"Look, look."
Following Lulu's fingers, Kay and Xiao Liu saw a guy with dyed red hair and sunglasses.
"That." Xiao Liu said, "That guy is one of the French qualifiers, and it is said that he has always regarded ekly as an idol, so he also wears a pair of sunglasses in the game." ”
"What about that one?" Lulu said, pointing to a chubby guy. "Is that guy's nickname Ball or Hippopotamus?"
"Hehe, that guy's nickname isn't Ball, and it's not Hippopotamus." Xiao Liu explained. "That guy's nickname is The Drummer."
"Drummer?"
"yes, this guy likes to smash the table a few times when he drags the mouse, like playing a drum. He is a Brazilian qualifier and is also a bit famous. ”
"That, that, who's that guy who smokes cigarettes one after another."
"Damn, I don't know either." Xiao Liu picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted in Korean, "008, 008, the contestant area, B2 position, there is a guy smoking, please go and deal with it." ”
Lulu soon saw an on-site security guard appear in front of the player, and then the player reluctantly put a burning cigarette in the hand of the on-site security guard.
Among the 120 players from more than 80 countries, there are too many players with very different surnames. Lulu took a closer look at the small number of people. I found that there was a lot of confusion at the scene, and many people were applauding excitedly, as if they were about to perform a striptease.
But when Lulu looked up, he found that there were two middle-aged uncles standing on it, and these two uncles looked not young, but the two of them were dressed with the same surname. A person wears a very sporty sportswear, but his belly is a little too big, but he pushes out a semicircle of the sportswear, as if a blue ball is stuffed inside. The other uncle looked much better, but he had a red ribbon on his head, and two words were written on it. But both of them are aggressive, as if they are about to fight with others.
"Who are these two?" Lulu asked. "The guy with the red ribbon on his head looks stupid. What is written on it? ”
"These two are the mayors of Busan and Seoul." Xiao Liu was also a little excited. "The middle-aged man with the red ribbon is the mayor of Seoul, and the two words written on his head are victory."
"Yes." Lulu was in awe of these two people. Regardless of whether the two of them are handsome or not, Lulu feels that at this time, the two of them can stand up and fight alone like a real man, which is enough to be respected.
Lulu thinks that the mayor of Seoul, who wore the red ribbon this time, is likely to win the game, because if it weren't for his confidence, this guy wouldn't have been murderous with a red ribbon written on his head. Reminds Lulu of the guy who played Street Fighter as a kid.
But just when Lulu was thinking about it, the mayor of Busan on the stage took off his coat with a bang, revealing a pullover inside. It also has a huge Korean language written on it.
With a "plop", Lulu almost fainted.
"What's written on this uncle?" Lulu said. "I can't write the left Qinglong, the right white tiger, and the old cow in the middle."
"He said nirvana on his clothes." Xiao Liu said excitedly. "Looks like there's a good show.";