Chapter 309: Cut Him
Peter was holding an ordinary ball in his hand. There is a very common number M2 on it.
The people in front of and around Peter looked at Peter strangely, and they couldn't figure out why Peter laughed like a madman when he saw this ordinary ball.
"Brother Fang," Xie Xiaoshi, who had already finished drawing lots, was already following Fang Shaoyun's ass and preparing to leave.
Because after the group stage, the next top 30 matches will be played in the afternoon. But Peter's sudden madness made Xie Xiaoshi stop.
"What's the matter?" Fang Shaoyun said. "Just say anything, Brother Fang covers you."
"Let's see if that person has been plotted." Xie Xiaoshi said. "Looks like I'm going crazy all of a sudden."
"He." Fang Shaoyun said. "I just hit the laughing hole by my sunflower acupuncture hand. After laughing for a while, I naturally stopped laughing. ”
"Really, fake." Xie Xiaoshi looked at Fang Shaoyun and said. "Don't fool me."
"Of course it's true." Fang Shaoyun said, "Look at the small ball in his hand. ”
“m2。” Xie Xiaoshi looked at Fang Shaoyun and said. "What you just touched, it seems... m1? ”
"What seems to be." Fang Shaoyun said. "It's M1."
"Then his opponent, isn't it you?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Fang Shaoyun said. "He's not my opponent, can I point him with a sunflower pointer?"
"Really." Xie Xiaoshi's eyes lit up and said. "This is a mastery that has been lost in the martial arts for many years, I didn't expect you to be able to do it, Brother Fang. You're going to have to teach me anyway. How do you practice? ”
"It's easy to say, but it's hard to practice." Fang Shaoyun said, "Since our ancestor Shang Shiyu created this mastery, after so many generations, there are really not many people who can practice it, this exercise is not difficult to practice, the key depends on whether you have determination and perseverance." ”
"Yes, yes." Xie Xiaoshi said. "In elementary school, our teacher fell in love one day, and as a result, he was in a bad mood, so let's copy a sentence, all men are not good things, copy it ten thousand times, and hand it in the next day. And that's what I did. ”
"It's going to take a lot of work." Fang Shaoyun said. "It seems that you still have determination and perseverance."
"Well, I'll copy it until two or three o'clock in the evening." Xie Xiaoshi said. "Don't doubt me. Tell me how to do it. ”
"Okay, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll tell you about this Fang family's ancestral cultivation method."
"Let's talk about it." Xie Xiaoshi said. "I didn't expect this sunflower point acupuncture hand to be passed down by your ancestor Shang Shiyu, I thought it was created by Bai Zhantang, it seems that TV is very harmful. It's hard to remember, so let's go back and say, I'll take a note. ”
"It's not hard to remember, where to take notes." Fang Shaoyun said. "You go back and get a bucket of rice, I remember it's the kind of big wooden barrel that you use to draw water, and the kind that is sold in the roadside grocery stores, and then you take your middle finger and stick it in the bow, and when you insert all the skins on those paddies, you will be considered to have practiced. When you have practiced this step, I will explain to you the acupoints of the human body. ”
"It would take a lot of effort to make all those paddies into rice." Xie Xiaoshi said, "Is there a faster way to practice, there is also a Nine Yin White Bone Claw in the Nine Yin True Scripture that can be quickly cultivated." ”
"Not in this case." Fang Shaoyun said seriously. "Otherwise, if I teach you another kind of kung fu, it will be very powerful. It was done in a week. ”
"What kind of kung fu." Xie Xiaoshi said excitedly, "Isn't it the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending, it's very powerful, I like it very much." ”
"It's the claw hand of the milk dragon." Fang Shaoyun said.
Xie Xiaoshi's face turned red, and then he said that kind of kung fu is not suitable for children, it seems that I am not learning that kind of kung fu practice, so I am embarrassed to excuse myself to go to wc urine.
Fang Shaoyun smiled and looked up to see if Peter's goods had recovered. Fang Shaoyun didn't expect that he would be able to be happy like this with a flower gun, if he pretended to be mentally retarded, that product would not just laugh to the ground. However, Fang Shaoyun didn't expect that when he looked at Peter, Peter had just recovered, and was looking for Fang Shaoyun's traces in the crowd.
The two of them just happened to be big eyes to small eyes.
As soon as Peter saw Fang Shaoyun looking at him, he was very proud and nodded at Fang Shaoyun on the matchup table projected on the big screen. Fang Shaoyun secretly rejoiced in his heart, thinking that when you touched this ball, I would know that you were my opponent in the next round, and I used you to remind me now that you are my opponent? But when thinking about it like this, Fang Shaoyun still pretended to be very depressed and waved his hand helplessly, indicating that it was very depressing for him to meet Peter, maybe he would have to prepare a plane ticket back.
Peter saw Fang Shaoyun's depressed look, and couldn't help but laugh secretly twice in his heart.
If Yue Buqun had finally been resurrected through Dragon Ball at this time, and saw the two of them looking sanctimonious, and then had a bad smile in their hearts, he would have said with a sigh of relief, saying, Ladies and gentlemen, in fact, I am not the most insidious and cunning, Fang Shaoyun and Peter are. Then he vomited three liters of blood, and fell to the ground with a thud.
***
"I see you're getting more and more shameless now." Lulu was eating while criticizing Shaoyun. After coming to Korea for a few days, Lulu still thinks that white rice is the most delicious to eat.
"You said that you put 6D in the game now, but even when someone comes to interview you, you have to deceive her feelings."
"As the old saying goes, people are shameless, and the world is invincible." Fang Shaoyun said after swallowing a mouthful of food. "The more shameless you are, the more invincible you will be, so I will definitely guard against arrogance and rashness and pursue a higher realm. About that mm, it was a complete accident, because my mother taught me since I was a child that to strangers, never reveal your old background to her at will. Because I don't know that mm, I have no reason to tell her my secret. ”
"You're going to you." Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun and said. "For the sake of you sneaking out and inviting me to a big meal, I'll forgive you for eating vinegar yesterday. Well, how sure you are about Peter in the afternoon. ”
"Who eats flying vinegar indiscriminately." Fang Shaoyun said. "You peter is quite affectionate..."
Before Fang Shaoyun finished speaking, Kay couldn't help but burst out laughing and said. "Fang Shaoyun, yesterday you won him twice in a row. There should be no problem. ”
"Of course, because no one is as insidious as he is. actually acted until now. Lulu glared at Fang Shaoyun and said. I used to know you were bad when I first saw you, but now it's even worse than before. ”
"How do you say that?" Fang Shaoyun said. "What is acting, if you can kill a chicken with a kitchen knife, you won't go and carry a dragon head knife that wraps up Qingtian and cut the head of the chicken with a click."
"I'm just going to take the faucet." Lulu smiled too. "I'll be the first to give you the guillotine. Oh, no, if you want to be killed, you can only take the lowest grade of the dog's head, and the grade of the dragon head is too high. ”
"The murder of one's husband is punishable by death." Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu and said. "I think you're smart, and you're confused, and you think I'm going to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? Do you think that Peter and what Vis are honest people? ”
"What's wrong with them?"
"What's wrong with them?" Fang Shaoyun said. "I won't tell you now, you can watch the next game slowly."
"Just look at it, I still don't believe that there can be a picture of the flying dragon annihilating the empress."
"Bang dang." Xie Xiaoshi, who followed Fang Shaoyun out to eat together, fell to the ground. After finally getting up, Xie Xiaoshi looked at Fang Shaoyun and Lulu, and felt that these two people were really a pair made in heaven for the winged bird and on the ground for Lian Lizhi.
***
"Isn't it just a British player? Do you need to look like you're facing the enemy? A few minutes before the players came on the court in the afternoon, Xie Xiaoshi looked at Fang Shaoyun and said depressedly.
At this time, Fang Shaoyun was making preparations in front of Xie Xiaoshi. It's a twist of head and buttocks, it's disgusting.
"I'm telling you, if you underestimate these two people, you're going to die a miserable death." Fang Shaoyun said. "These two people are definitely the legendary southern silver and northern cheapness in the rivers and lakes."
"Really?" Xie Xiaoshi looked at Fang Shaoyun and said. "These two people are really powerful?"
"Nonsense, don't be awesome I'm going to do any warm-up exercises." Fang Shaoyun said.
"Then you can just use the sunflower point to give him a little more acupuncture?"
"I haven't practiced to the realm of the Void Point Acupoint." Fang Shaoyun said. "I can only compete with him with real kung fu."
"Then don't lose the face of Hunan Interstellar." Xie Xiaoshi said.
***
"Don't be careless." On the other side. Levi was talking to Peter as well. "He's just a rookie who can play 6D and Rush, but don't take it lightly. I've always thought this guy was very sinister. ”
"Don't worry." Peter said. "I can't even handle a fast attack, so what face do I have to go back to see the master." I got straight seppuku. ”
***
"Okay, then you can cut him down." Xie Xiaoshi and Levi said.
"Cut, why don't you cut." Fang Shaoyun and Peter on both sides said at the same time. "I hacked him.";