Chapter 312: Bomb Superman, Child's Mother
The projection on the big screen was originally a duel between Gou Xiaoyun and an Italian player, but although Italian football is powerful, the interstellar level does not seem to be very good, the Italian player seems to be at the end of the crossbow when he qualifies from the group, and when he sees that his opponent is Gou Xiaoyun, it is estimated that his eyes are dazzled and his hands are weak. So it didn't take long for the game to happen, and the Italian player was easily killed by Gou Xiaoyun. Probably thinking that the game between these two people was a one-sided game, the commentator decided to change to a more exciting game. When Fang Shaoyun was holding back a lot of flying dragons, the commentator cut the duel between these two people to the big screen projection as if he had discovered a new continent.
Look, the commentator said that the players in these two games are very interesting, this Zerg player has created so many flying dragons, and he can scare the opponent to death, and he will not appear in front of the opponent, and the player from the United Kingdom seems to be quite interesting, obviously he can't even get out of the door, and he doesn't know what they're waiting for, do they have to wait until the dead of night to chant poetry and paint? These two people seem to have a tacit understanding, and I don't know if there is any ulterior relationship between the two people.
When Fang Shaoyun used the trick of air-dropping bomberman, the commentator suddenly realized that this Zerg player had been waiting for a long time, and he wanted to show everyone the production process of the bomb superman, which is rare in a century. Everyone has to thank this contestant for his good intentions, because this bomberman is really rarer than China's giant panda, and ordinary people can't see it at all, and for fear that everyone can't see it clearly, this contestant has made so much. It's really professional. This lord with a bomberman, the carpet airdrop really created a precedent in interstellar history, it is estimated that no one thought that this lord with a bomberman could also be used as a B2 heavy bomber, and this bomberman is so powerful, I am afraid that even the bombers in Iraq cannot be compared.
Peter had already quit the game by the time the Korean commentator was babbling. Because Peter felt that if he continued to fight, even if he was not killed by Fang Shaoyun's bomberman, he would be angry to death by Fang Shaoyun. Now when Peter wants to do the most, he just puts a hole in the monitor in front of him, then grabs the keyboard and says that I have been electrocuted, and then rushes out and shoots Fang Shaoyun to death. Peter felt that even if Fang Shaoyun died ten thousand times, he would not be able to cover up Fang Shaoyun's crime.
"Didn't you say you'd only put 6d out and do it as a field barracks?" After Peter quit the game, the other party Shaoyun said, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, I will definitely take a cockroach and throw it on your keyboard and scare you to death.
"I ate too much for lunch today." Fang Shaoyun said.
"I'll tell you to put 6d and make a field barracks. You tell me what you're doing when you're too full. Peter said, "Do you have a sick head?" Do you really want me to catch a cockroach? ”
"I was so full at noon that I had a cup of tea." Fang Shaoyun said. "When I drank tea, I thought, is it too boring to be a field barracks, and it can't reflect the charm of the stars. After drinking the tea, I felt that I couldn't put 6D in the next game and do a field camp to rush the opponent. ”
"You..." Peter said, "Since you don't put 6D anymore and don't do a field barracks, then why don't you tell me." ”
"Did you pull it thin or dry last night?" Fang Shaoyun said.
"Damn, why should I tell you." Peter said. "You're a pervert."
"yes, then why should I tell you." Fang Shaoyun looked at Peter and said. "I didn't even tell my parents, my children, and my mother about this decision, why should I tell you."
"You..." Peter said you don't tell me, forget it, now I know you're a scumbag. But what do you mean by the child's mother?
"The child's mother is my child's mother." Fang Shaoyun said. "It's Lulu."
"What? What did you say? Lulu is your child's mother? Peter looked at the screen, his eyes popping out.
"yes." Fang Shaoyun said. "How's it, it's well maintained, it's in good shape."
"Fang Shaoyun, I,..."Peter's eyes were red. If the grenade was a five-piece grenade, Peter would have thrown it for a hundred.
"Ah, what's wrong with you?" Fang Shaoyun said, "Why are you so excited." Don't get excited, we still have a game to play, and when we're done, we'll have a good chat. ”
After speaking, Fang Shaoyun said to the on-site referee. "I'm ok, you ask him if it's ok, if he's ok, we can start the next game."
"You're still more modest." The on-site referee laughed and said, "Now that you are not in the game, it is not a violation of the rules for me to laugh when I chat with you." He's really funny. But buddy, you were too shameless just now, don't get so many bombermen in the next game, just get more empresses, just kill his soldiers one by one, save some face, and it's not a rivalry to see each other in the future. ”
Fang Shaoyun said, referee, what you said is that I promise not to be a bomberman in the next game.
"That's good." After the referee finished speaking, he went to ask Peter. "This master, you're not ok."
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Peter said, "Do you think that when I accidentally lost this game, I snickered in my heart, saying that I was arrogant, that I was a rookie, and that someone else was a rookie?" I'm telling you, I just had a little accident. ”
"I'm not snickering." The on-site referee was desperately holding back, and couldn't help but want to call his daughter, saying, good daughter, that British guy is about to suffocate me again. "I didn't say you're a rookie."
"You didn't say it, but you must have thought in your heart that I was a rookie." Peter said. "If I hadn't thought he was going to be 6D at the beginning, if I hadn't probed him with SCV, if I hadn't seen him lord, I'd have done 8bb, I'd have made bunkers? Will I suffer such a big dumb loss? ”
"Yes, yes, yes." Said the on-site referee. "You're right, I believe you, are you ok now?"
"It looks like what you're saying isn't sincere at all." Peter said. "Let me tell you, have you seen that he made a lot of mistakes just now, let me tell you, if I don't suffer so many losses at the beginning, I can definitely kill him."
“…。”
"Do you believe it or not, do you believe it or not?"
"I believe it, I believe in your size." Said the on-site referee. "MLGBD, are you ok or not, do you still want to play the game, yellow card warning. If you chirp like this again, you will never say OK this time WCG. ”
“ok,ok,ook。” Peter said.
***
"Fang Shaoyun, it's impossible for you to beat me." At the start of the second game, Peter said. "Whatever tricks you do, I'll kill you. Do you know who my master is? Do you know whose apprentice I am? How could I, as his apprentice, lose to you? ”
"Who?" Gou Xiaoyun said. "As soon as I saw you, I knew that you were very big, and your master must be a big man. It's going to scare me. ”
"Then in order to save you from saying that I scare you and affect your state, I will wait until the fight is over and then tell you." Peter said. "Save yourself from making excuses if you lose."
"Damn, this guy is too good at blowing." The on-site referee watched the two of them chatting while fighting, and thought depressedly, "This guy is such a dish, how good can his master be." ”
"It's okay." Fang Shaoyun said. "I'm ready to hang anyway. I know you're a lot better than me. ”
"That..."
Peter wanted to say that, of course, but Peter typed out a "that", and the following words couldn't be typed.
Because Peter saw six dogs suddenly appear in front of his base.
“6d?” Peter rolled his eyes.
"Didn't you say you won't use 6D next time?" Peter looked at the six dogs and couldn't believe that there were such despicable people in the world. The words Fang Shaoyun said just now seemed to be still in his ears, but now he actually didn't talk anymore.
"I was a little hungry just now."
"What's wrong with you when you're a little hungry, you." Peter was about to be mad by Fang Shaoyun.
"I wondered if I should hurry up and finish the game and get something to eat." Fang Shaoyun said. "Either you die, or I die, so I decided to put a 6d."
***
"In the interstellar world, there are the birth, old age, sickness and death of every soldier, and the joys and sorrows of everyone. Yours is also inside, and it can give you the best food in the world, the most beautiful clothes, and the favor of the most beautiful women. All this in the world is yours. But there is only one small condition, and that is that you will be made worse than you by a more insidious contestant. Would you like to? ”
"I do." Peter remembers that when he met his master n years ago, he replied like this, because Peter felt that if there was someone more insidious than himself in the world, then this person could be sent to the exhibition. But now, Peter felt that if God gave him another chance, he would definitely say to the guy who was nicknamed the Barbarian God, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to kill me.