Chapter 315: He's a Cook?
"Forget it," Adu said to the referee. "Just translate what I just said to him. I won't say anything else. ”
"Okay, I'll tell him about it." The on-site referee said to Shaoyun, "This guy said that he is a chef, and he usually cooks for more than 50 people, and he has a friend who is a butcher who often comes back from South Africa to eat the dishes he makes, and he said that the man looks like you, and he also said that after the game, he invited you to eat." ”
"Not really." Fang Shaoyun said. "I saw him dressed like a murderer, but I didn't think he was a chef. I didn't expect him to be quite hospitable, so please tell him, you're welcome, if you really think I look like his friend, just let me order it when he plays. The next time I have the opportunity to come to China, I will treat him to dinner. Braised pork knuckle. ”
"Okay, no problem." The referee said to Adun. "I'm done translating for you, and he said please be merciful in the game, or he will invite you to go to China to eat braised pork knuckles."
"Dig hahaha." adu thought to himself that this guy called Yun must have been scared to death by himself, so the game has not yet been played, and he has to let himself let him order, it seems that his outfit is not only suitable for his own face shape, but also very suitable for his glorious record, which can simply give full play to the line that will kill you for three thousand and kill you to the fullest. Wait for the next game, this guy will definitely be scared by himself like his previous opponents.
"Braised pork knuckles don't have to." Adun said to the referee, "You tell him." I like to cut people's hands, and others say it's scary when they see it, but I think it's very cool. ”
"Oh." The referee said. "No problem."
The referee then said to the other party, Shaoyun. "He said thank you for your braised pork knuckles, or would he tell you a horror story?"
"Horror stories?" Fang Shaoyun said. "That's nothing to hear, I like to listen to ghost stories, and when I hear ghost stories, I am so scared that my hands and feet are weak, and I can't even play the game."
"Oh, let's play then." The referee Shaoyun said, "Are you ready, ok?" ”
"Of course, I'll be OK a long time ago." Fang Shaoyun said.
"Okay, I'll translate everything you said to him." The referee said, "It's time for you to play." ”
"You've translated everything?" Adun said. "So fast, you're very professional."
"Where, where." The referee said. "This time, the referees of the WCG are all required to be multilingual, and our referee is proficient in many languages, for example, English, German, French, Chinese, Javanese, and Blubrukaka, I only know a little English and Chinese, which is far worse than him. By the way, are you ready to play, we're going to start. ”
"You're too modest." "He just said nothing. ”
"He said it's so scary, his hands and feet are weak, and he can't play anymore."
"So what are you waiting for, let's start the game." Adun said.
"Are you ready? OK? ”
"Of course." Adun said. "Let's get started."
"Oh." The referee clicked start and thought, "No wonder yesterday's referee Lao Jin will be depressed and beat people, it turns out that the current players still like to chat before the game, and it is too troublesome to turn it over, it really makes people depressed and crazy." But my English is not very good, and I don't know if I got it right. ”
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After 54321, the match between adu and Fang Shaoyun officially began.
Adu claims to want you to live three thousand, and the dead don't live long, and the race he is best at is of course the Protoss. adu also knew that the opponent was a random player, but this time adun's luck was very good, and it didn't take long for adun's pathfinder probe to discover Fang Shaoyun's base.
As soon as Adun's Probe walked into Fang Shaoyun's base, he saw that in Fang Shaoyun's mining area, there were many coolies like himself who were mining extremely diligently.
This guy actually has a random Protoss. As soon as Adun saw it, he typed excitedly, "Referee." ”
"What's wrong, you've just started the game, what's the matter with you?" The referee said. "You're not going to want to go to WC, are you?"
"No, it's not." Adun said. "You can help me translate the sentence for him."
“…。” The referee said. "You're all starting to play, what else are you going to say, you can't finish it all at once, or you'll talk about it after this game."
"Just one sentence. Isn't it okay to say a word? Adu said. I think you are like Lei Feng. ”
"That's it, just the last sentence." The on-site referee depressedly brought an English-Chinese dictionary, thinking that this was the last sentence, and he had to translate what he said accurately. "Say it."
"I knew you were a good man." Adun said to the on-site referee. "Then you tell him. Do you know why I call the dead man unworthy? Because no one has ever fought with me before. ”
"He asked me to tell you, do you know why he called the dead man not to pay for his life?" The on-site referee flipped through the English-Chinese dictionary and said to the other party Shaoyun. "Because there are still people who have fought with him."
Obviously, the on-site referee's translation this time was very accurate.
"No, why didn't you say it earlier." Fang Shaoyun said depressedly. "You didn't tell me when he was typing just now, but now you tell me that I have already made two barracks, and I am ready to fight him at the fork. You didn't mean to play with me, did you? Did he also say that he would cook for you? ”
"Hey, excuse me." Said the on-site referee. "I'm not professional in translating this, anyway, I brought the last message. See for yourselves. ”
“…。” Fang Shaoyun was a little speechless at the referee, feeling that this referee was simply too unprofessional, Fang Shaoyun felt that if it was really like what adun said, it seemed that he was really bad luck this time. Because other people's nicknames are obviously there, forks don't pay for death, and he reminded himself so kindly that it is obvious that this fork kung fu is very set.
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"He won't dare to fight with himself this time." Adu thought proudly, this guy must have to defend first, if it is like the opponent in the group stage, maybe he will have to put a photon turret.
But when adun's two forks rushed to the center of the map with a probe, adun saw Fang Shaoyun's, the same two forks and a probe.
"No, it won't." Adu was stunned.
"Sure enough, you came to fork me." When Fang Shaoyun saw adun's two forks and one probe meet with his own team, he thought helplessly, let's die, if this guy's control of the fork is as good as upzealot, it is not too embarrassing to fight with him.
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"Not really."
"Not really."
But only half a minute after the game, Fang Shaoyun and the referee on the scene shouted out in surprise.
"This is the invincible fork that costs you three thousand, and the fork does not pay for the dead?" Fang Shaoyun looked at the defeated opponent troops who were forked by his own fork troops in disbelief. I can't figure out how this adun, who claims to sweep across the United States and the West, kills countless people in a day, kills a team, and is known as invincible to the fork, can't even fork himself.
"Holy," adun shouted frustratedly as he frantically froze. "Did I meet a green skin this time? I told him that I was the most powerful fork, and he still had to come to fight with me, there was something wrong. ”
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A minute later, Fang Shaoyun's fork rushed into Adun's base. Adun quit the game after his fork and probe were both killed by Fang Shaoyun.
Fang Shaoyun felt that this guy might let himself in the first game. But not long after the second game, Adun was half-dead by Fang Shaoyun again, and after holding on for a few minutes, Adun played GG.
"Do you want to kill you for 3,000, and you won't pay for your life?" Fang Shaoyun felt that this guy was too weird, but looking at Adun's dress, Fang Shaoyun felt that maybe the way these foreign players did things was not something he could understand. It's like this guy is obviously a chef, but he has to dress up like a murderer in the underworld.
When Fang Shaoyun couldn't figure it out, Adu couldn't figure it out either. Obviously, this guy was already scared like that before the game, but he was still so scratchy in the game, and he was not affected at all. How could this guy have played at such a high level when he was already scared like that at the beginning?
Adun, who couldn't figure it out, decided to ask Fang Shaoyun well, otherwise adun felt that he would definitely not sleep well at night, and maybe he would have spring dreams.
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"Hi, hello, I'm the adun who just finished the game with you and asked you to kill three thousand, and I don't pay for your life." When Adu found Fang Shaoyun in the player's rest area, Fang Shaoyun was already sitting on a chair watching others fight.
"You, what's the matter with you?" Fang Shaoyun looked at the adun who came over with a keyboard and mouse, and was startled.
"Oh, I forgot he couldn't speak English anymore." Arun looked at the staff rest area not far away and shouted. "Please ask if there are any people who know both Chinese and English, and if so, please come out and learn Lei Feng."