Chapter 35: Cornered
Cheng Xuerou will be a virtuous wife, and whoever marries her will become the happiest man in the world.
The three dishes on the table are full of color, flavor and flavor.
It's all done by Cheng Xuerou herself, virtuous, beautiful, and proficient in housework, where to find such a girl.
Chen Yang took a piece of meat with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, the meat was delicate and delicious.
"Chen Yang, we haven't eaten yet, so you steal it." When Xu Feifei came out of the kitchen with two bowls of rice, she happened to see Chen Yang eating secretly.
"Fei Fei, let him eat first." Cheng Xuerou walked out of the kitchen with a plate of freshly made braised pork ribs and tang guo.
Behind them, Gu Bingqian was holding a large bottle of Coke in her hand, a pink and white pajamas, her flowing hair was scattered on Gu Bingqian's shoulders, and she was not wearing any jewelry, completely looking like a beautiful woman at home.
Xu Feifei is pure and beautiful, Cheng Xuerou is gentle and beautiful, Gu Bingqian is cold and arrogant, and the three women have their own strengths and weaknesses, which are comparable.
It's a pity that Chen Yang's attention was focused on the dishes on the table, he loosened his belt, and licked his tongue on his lips a few times, "It's so fragrant, I'm not welcome today." ”
"When have you been polite?" Xu Feifei snorted coldly.
"Leave it to him." Cheng Xuerou smiled in that gentle tone, "He is also very tired today." ”
"Tired? What are you doing? Xu Feifei asked.
Cheng Xuerou smiled and said, "Play the magician." ”
"Sister, my uncle is a magician." Tang Guo said.
Cheng Xuerou didn't believe that there were magicians in this world, she had seen Chen Yang's performance with her own eyes in the patrol detachment today, but she didn't think it was true.
"Let's eat together." After the food was served, Cheng Xuerou slapped her face and motioned for everyone to calm down, "I want to thank Tang Guo today, I was really scared, this meal was prepared for Tang Guo tonight." ”
"There's so much more to surprise her." Chen Yang whispered, and the chopsticks in his hand secretly probed the braised pork ribs in front of Tang Guo, intending to clip a piece of pork ribs.
Xu Feifei took the chopsticks and pushed away Chen Yang's chopsticks, "I didn't hear Xue Rou say that it was prepared for Tang Guo, Tang Guo should move the chopsticks first, you are an adult, you don't even have this politeness." ”
"It's not like you want to eat it first, move out the Tang fruit." Chen Yang snorted coldly, "Tang Guo won't mind, Tang Guo, right?" ”
"Uncle, I mind." Tang Guo said childishly.
Chen Yang's chopsticks stopped in mid-air, took them back in a daze, and said coldly: "Your nickname for next month is pork ribs." ”
"It's not good." Tang Guo retorted.
"What's not good, do you want to call it braised pork ribs, stinky girl, you dare to talk back, and I will call you braised pork ribs next month."
"Sister, help me."
As soon as Tang Guo couldn't say anything about Chen Yang, he asked Cheng Xuerou for help, and Cheng Xuerou said gently: "Chen Yang, little child, why are you angry with her...... ”
If it was Xu Feifei's words, Chen Yang would have to say it again, but he just couldn't stand Cheng Xuerou's pleasant way of talking, especially that kind of gentle tone, so that Chen Yang couldn't agree if he didn't agree.
Chen Yang found that Tang Guo liked to stick to Cheng Xuerou, and Tang Guo, who never washed the dishes, would take the initiative to wash the dishes after a meal, which made Chen Yang feel that the sun was coming out in the west.
At seven o'clock, the news broadcast was played on time, Xu Feifei took the mobile hard disk out and connected the data cable to the LCD TV.
"I saw one hundred episodes of Conan yesterday, and now I watch one hundred and one episodes." Xu Feifei held the remote control and operated the TV screen.
"Conan? It's a boring film. Chen Yang yawned, "Every time I see the beginning, I know the end." ”
"Nonsense." Xu Feifei didn't believe it.
"Or we'll bet!" Chen Yang said, "If I guess the result, how about you drink a large bottle of mineral water?" ”
"Did you guess wrong?" Xu Feifei asked.
"I'll drink a big bottle." Chen Yang said.
"No, you want two."
"Deal."
Xu Feifei ran to the kitchen and took at least five bottles of mineral water, lined them up in a row, and placed them on the glass coffee table.
She held the remote control in her hand and sat on the sofa with her ass, next to Gu Bingqian.
"Little one, bet to me, I'm going to make you drink and get your stomach hurt."
Xu Feifei and Gu Bingqian watched a hundred episodes of Conan, and consciously found the episode she thought was the most difficult and played it.
It's just that not long after it started, Chen Yang pointed to a certain character in Conan and said, "It's him."
"It's just shit luck." Xu Feifei unwillingly took a bottle of mineral water, and drank it all up.
After looking for another episode, Chen Yang guessed correctly again.
"Blind." Xu Feifei drank another bottle unwillingly, she had a full burp, and she could drink water to her heart's content.
When Chen Yang guessed the result of an episode correctly, Xu Feifei finally couldn't hold it back, and shouted: "You must have watched it." ”
Chen Yang spread his hands and said, "Does it matter if I see it or not, you still have to drink the mineral water, do you want to repay the debt?" ”
"Who am I, Xu Feifei, and how can I repay my debts." Xu Feifei stiffened, puffed out her cheeks, and finally drank the bottle of mineral water, her stomach bulged, Xu Feifei suddenly snorted coldly: "I have a way, you wait." ”
She took out a bookcase with a hard cover from the room and put it in front of Chen Yang, "This is my latest Conan comic book I bought, if you have anything to do, point out who is the murderer here." ”
"Simple." Chen Yang pursed his lips, not caring at all.
Just flipped through the two pages, Chen Yang's brows furrowed, and he was about to turn the last page of the comic book with his right hand......
Xu Feifei had already drunk three bottles of mineral water this night, and she felt that her stomach was full of water.
has never been able to retaliate, seeing Chen Yang's appearance, Xu Feifei's heart blossomed.
"Okay, you Chen Yang, I knew you had watched Conan's anime, now it's no problem, my aunt and grandmother are going to avenge all the night's revenge this time."
Xu Feifei thought of this and shouted, "What are you doing?" ”
"Didn't do anything." Chen Yang said.
Xu Feifei sneered in her heart: "Still pretending to be with me, I knew that there was today, so why bother at the beginning, it's too late." ”
Xu Feifei took the comic book, "Chen Yang, do you dare to increase the stakes, one bottle is too boring, how about three bottles?" ”
"Three bottles? It's too much, I think you've drunk a lot, why don't you just have a drink? ”
As soon as Chen Yang said this, Xu Feifei felt even more proud, and almost hummed "Smug Laughter".
"You're a man, are you scared?" Xu Feifei pouted, "If you're afraid, then kneel down and beg your aunt, I might consider letting you go." ”
"Xu Feifei, I'm really thinking about you."
"No need, less cats cry and mouse fake compassion."
"Since you say so, then I have no choice but to promise you." Chen Yang said.
Xu Feifei put the comic book in front of Chen Yang, "Ha, ha!" Xu Feifei smirked.
Chen Yang frowned again, Xu Feifei smiled: "Chen Yang, you said, you were not very good at saying it just now, why don't you say it now, oh, you want to drink mineral water, I'll get it for you." ”
When Xu Feifei left, she took the comic book with her by the way.
When she reappeared, she was holding three large bottles of tap water from the same large cola she had drunk.
"Oh, there's no way, the mineral water is gone, let's drink a big bottle of tap water." She threw the two bottles of mineral water beside Gu Bingqian, "Cousin, these two bottles are for you to drink." ”
"Are you really sure you want to gamble with these three bottles of tap water?" Chen Yang asked again.
"Chen Yang, don't use this method, I have watched a lot of gambling movies, I am familiar with any gambling god and other methods, we will drink tap water."
The three large Coke bottles are all 600L, not to mention that they are tap water, even if they are all mineral water, you can't drink it.
Chen Yang shook his head, took the comic book, only turned two pages, and pointed to a lewd middle-aged man and said, "He did it." ”
Xu Feifei hurriedly flipped to the back, and her face turned white.
Chen Yang licked his lips with his tongue, "I frowned just now because I felt that the plot of this comic was too simple, and I wanted to see the ending because I wanted to know if this was Conan's genuine version, you know, there are too many knockoffs now." Oh, Xu Feifei, those three bottles of big cola tap water can also be drunk slowly, I have a lot of time to accompany you at night... ”! ~!
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