There was not a little merit in the cocktail party, at least Lin Xiao was mixed in, so he followed Tian Tian around, and also found several of them who were called internationally renowned intelligence dealers by Tian Tian and others. 【Starter】

Lin Xiao was holding a glass of red wine in his right hand, a plate with a cake in his left hand, and he was still eating the baked fish bread that had just been broken off the table, and he was in a good mood.

After all, when he came out, the prime minister specially praised him, thinking that Lin Xiao's contribution this time was very great, and after he went back, he must award Lin Xiao a special medal in the name of the entire Central Political Bureau, in recognition of Lin Xiao's important contributions to China over the years.

Although Lin Xiao doesn't like any medals or medals, but this is always a piece of people's hearts, and it is awarded to him in the name of the entire Central Political Bureau, this sincerity is still very sufficient, no wonder Lin Xiao will also have a good face, at least take it back to show off in front of his own women.

But when I think of this, there are still some regrets, after all, this kind of thing can't be put out in a grand way, and most of the time I can only collect it myself, occasionally take it out and watch it, and recall my glorious history or something by the way.

Wealth can't return home, this is indeed the greatest sorrow in life.

"Baked fish bread, very nice." After Lin Xiao swallowed the large piece of baked fish bread, he poured two sips of red wine, and then said to Tian Tian unsatisfied.

"Eat more if it's delicious, anyway, we're not public figures, and no one pays attention to us, the reporters all ran to the prime minister......" Tian Tian's little girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, at this time, the plate in her hand is like a stack of arhats, piling up a lot of food.

Lin Xiao saw it, but he was more worried, if she couldn't walk steadily, this pile of food would not know who it would fall on.

The main reason why he said this was because this hall was full of well-dressed gentlemen and ladies, and of course, there were also a lot of pot-bellied bankers or business tycoons or something, but no matter who they were, it had become more crowded.

At least in the aisle between the dining table and the sofa, there is a risk that someone will block it at any moment.

"How about we go over there and sit and eat?" Tian Tian's eyes turned around twice, and finally found a free sofa, so he proposed to Lin Xiao.

"Okay." Lin Xiao nodded in agreement.

So the two of them squeezed to the other side of the aisle with the food and wine they had gathered with great difficulty, and then sat down on the sofa.

"Hey, it's been a long time since I've worn high heels and evening dresses, and I really don't feel a good sense of adaptation." As soon as she sat down, Tian Tian said to Lin Xiao with some complaints, and at the same time did not forget to rub her calves, obviously this kind of posture was more tiring in Tian Tian's opinion than her going to fight.

Seriously, this is not physical exertion, but psychological exhaustion.

"You look good in evening dresses...... Lin Xiao glanced at Tian Tian and commented, "You have better breasts and can hold up evening dresses, but ordinary women can't do this, and they are often padded with sponges." ”

"You know the goods." Tian Tian mentioned this, but he had a proud expression, but then he frowned and asked, "Do you have a perspective function, otherwise, how can you see if my chest shape looks good?" ”

Without waiting for Lin Xiao to react, Tian Tian continued, "Hey, although everyone is an acquaintance, but you are staring at other people's chests like this, it is not the behavior of a righteous gentleman, if Director Han knows about this, how do you say I am going to tell her?" Do you mean to insult me with your eyes, or do I deliberately seduce you in a low-cut outfit? I'm not a person who wants to tell lies, hey, that's embarrassing. ”

Lin Xiao listened, a mouthful of red wine almost squirted out in his mouth, he quickly swallowed the red wine, and then said, "Don't be too self-righteous, what I like is not a girl like you, there is no possibility of development for the two of us from the beginning, this Han Ya is also very clear, she will not care about this, and it is impossible to listen to you to sow discord." ”

"Secretary Lin, it's not right for you to say that......" Tian Tian was about to continue debating with Lin Xiao when he suddenly saw something, so he said to Lin Xiao, "Did you see it, the maroon-haired woman who just passed." ”

"Celebrities?" Lin Xiao also saw the maroon-haired woman, but he didn't know what Tian Tian was going to say to him, "From behind, her figure is still very good, her ass is very upturned, and her leg shape is perfect, and this kind of shape is also worth looking forward to." Why, don't you know her? ”

"I know her, but she certainly doesn't know me." Tian Tian looked at the woman's back and whispered to Lin Xiao, "No one knows what that woman's real name is, but her nickname is 'Mother Mantis'." ”

When Lin Xiao heard this, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, ", such a name?" Do you mean that she's going to split up her sexual partners? Otherwise, how could there be such a nickname? ”

"Sexual partners dismembered? Where did you get this idea? It's just too perverted! When Tian Tian heard this, he suddenly rolled his eyes and said.

"Sheriff Black Cat! There is an introduction in this cartoon......" Lin Xiao immediately explained, "After the female mantis is mated, the male mantis will be divided into corpses, and then slowly eaten, it is said that it is for their own body to be strong, so as to give birth to a group of cute and healthy baby mantises." ”

"Such a cartoon with bloody violence and perverted plots can actually pass the drama review of radio and television? It's so weird! Tian Tian is young and has not watched the cartoon "Sheriff Black Cat", and after listening to it, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, "Their review standards are too flexible, right?" It's just two sets of rules to measure people, which is not scientific! ”

Tian Tian's statement also has a source, for example, "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", which she likes to watch, will actually be said by radio and television to be full of violent plots, which is easy to induce children to learn badly, and there is also the bald head in "Bear Infested" called Xiong Da and Xiong Er, which was originally "stinky dog bear", but later it couldn't be called like that, because this is a curse and can't be said to children, so in later episodes, they all changed their words to call them "hateful little bears".

Regarding such an approach in radio and television, Tian Tian is obviously powerless.

But today, when I heard Lin Xiao talk about the plot in the cartoon "Sheriff Black Cat", I felt that it was simply too yellow and violent, and it has not been banned or deleted so far, which is simply a miracle in the animation industry.

"Don't worry about the drama review standards of radio and television, what is the origin of that 'female mantis'?" Lin Xiao said with a smile.

Tian Tian listened to Lin Xiao's question, and couldn't help but glance back, but found that the 'female mantis' had already entered the crowd and didn't know where it had gone, so he said to Lin Xiao, "The term 'female mantis' does not mean that this woman's private life is chaotic and disorderly, but that she is more ruthless, and the opponents she destroys are basically rarely intact." And until now, I haven't heard of her having an affair with any man, so everyone guesses that she was nicknamed 'female mantis'. ”

"I see, I thought I had met a perverted female killer." Lin Xiao nodded.

In fact, there are many foreigners who are interested in Chinese, especially the elite of these Turkish high society, who can speak a lot of English, and even a little bit of French and German.

Some people came over and chatted with them, and were even willing to learn two simple Chinese sentences from them, such as saying hello or polite words.

Lin Xiao was very enthusiastic to teach them two sentences, and when he saw someone, he greeted them with "Have you eaten?" "Say goodbye to someone and say, "See you back, buddy!" If you say that you have a falling out with someone, then you have to say, "The master will not serve yet!" ”

Regarding Lin Xiao's approach, Tian Tian watched from the sidelines, but he felt a little hilarious, especially a group of foreigners who followed Lin Xiao to learn the Beijing accent and Beijing rhyme seriously, no matter how you look at it, it feels a little weird.

"If they really go to Huaxia in the future and talk to people according to your teachings, what do you think will happen?" Tian Tian said to Lin Xiao with a smile.

"What can happen? I'm sure the other party will ask, your Chinese enlightenment teacher is from Beijing, right? Lin Xiao replied casually.

Then he smiled himself, "Actually, I think the most classic Chinese is nothing more than 'Have you eaten?'" This sentence. ”

In the early years, no matter who it was, no matter where it was, as long as two people met, even if they met in the toilet, they would ask each other warmly and diligently, have you eaten?

Back then, life was difficult, and being able to eat enough was the greatest happiness, so this phrase was very popular.

Although Lin Xiao had not personally experienced these things, Mr. Lin had told him some interesting stories about the countryside back then.

At that time, people couldn't eat enough, hunger was their worst enemy, and eating well and eating well was their greatest wish, so it was reasonable for the two to meet and send their warmest blessings to each other.

At that time, the most enviable profession in the countryside was the master of the production team.

In order to reflect the superiority of the large collective, a large pot is set up outside every time, and the meat is boiled from the afternoon.

At this time, the master of the spoon was angry, with an apron around his waist, and a large spoon more than one meter long in his hand, either that the fire was small, or that there was too much water, and everyone could only accompany the smiling face, nodding and busy with the front and back.

When dividing the meat, the master in charge of the spoon is even more majestic, pointing at this with a long spoon, poking at that, either shouting at everyone to line up, or letting the divided leave quickly.

Everyone knows that the master is selfish, and some of the bowls are dry, some are thin, some have more meat, and some have more vegetables, but everyone still nodded with a smile, hoping that he can spoon it off next time and scoop more meat for himself.

In the winter when the farming is slack, everyone has to take the bedding and rations to build roads and reservoirs, which is the time when the production team is the most lively and the population is the most concentrated, and it is also the time to show a person's thoughts and abilities.

At that time, the strange behavior of one person attracted everyone's attention.

When eating, everyone is holding a big bowl, and each bowl of rice is about to overflow, but he also holds a big bowl but only scoops half a bowl, everyone asks, he laughs and does not answer, the captain praises, and he squats in the corner where no one will pay attention and does not say a word.

At night, after everyone fell asleep, he secretly woke up his friend and quietly told the other party that the first bowl was less scooped, you can eat it first, and scoop the second bowl at the earliest.

Basically, everyone's conversation at that time revolved around eating.

Therefore, when these foreigners learned Chinese from Lin Xiao, Lin Xiao couldn't help but think of this sentence, "Have you eaten?" ”

In his opinion, the essence of thousands of years of Chinese civilization is condensed in these few words.

"Have you eaten?" Just when Lin Xiao fooled these foreign devils and was about to go home, suddenly a very good, exotic voice reached his ears.

Lin Xiao couldn't help but look back, and a look of surprise suddenly appeared on his face. Beechcraft Tip: How to quickly search for the books you're looking for

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