Episode 256 Master of Cloth, Seeking Cave Tianmen Valve

"But, Master Cloth, how do you know who I am?"

"Who are you? Whoa, whoa, whoa, why do I want to know who you are? Who do you love?"

"Then you go with me!"

"Do you want to suffer with your boy?"

"Oh, I can give you ****** woman!"

"This······ Definitely?"

The old man hesitated. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Absolutely!"

"Hey, hey, boy, how do you know my hobby?"

"Your old man is good at talking. ”

"Ahh ”

Jian Chuan got the answer of the cloth master, wrote a letter with his own hand, and flew to the two secret places with the blue bird transmission note, the Tao is the first strategist in the great medicine city, that is, the cloth master! When Jianchuan and Master Buyi burned those dead bodies, Master Buyi followed Jianchuan all the way and walked slowly.

"I guess you're a great arithmetic. ”

"Of course, what's there to guess about that!"

"You are the famous great arithmetic snake in the lower cave!"

"Of course, is there anyone else as famous as I am?"

The old man didn't care, and boasted to himself.

"Aren't you in the Heavenly Gate Secret Realm? Why didn't I find you when I went down to the Heavenly Gate Secret Realm?"

"Of course you escaped! Do you want to wait for you to catch me?"

"But······ ?”

"The ancestor of Tianmen didn't listen to me, insisted on acting recklessly, and lost his 2,000-year-old arrangement. If you don't listen to me, why don't I leave? Do you want to make people unloved?"

"But in the future, I will listen to everything you say, and if you don't, you will leave?"

"That's not necessarily! As long as you have what I want, I'll naturally keep an old face and pester you!"

"Hey, you're a dignified Confucian master! Why don't you have the integrity of a Confucian grandmaster?"

"Integrity? Hehehe, how much is the integrity worth? That's what my Confucian ancestor religiously played with fools, so don't you get an axe in front of me." ”

"Oh, is that called WTO accession?"

"Of course. My Confucianism was born and entered the world through cultivation, unlike Taoism and Buddhism, where I often avoid the world! Avoid a fart! Stay away from the red dust, so what do you cultivate? You say, what do you cultivate?"

The old man in the cloth spoke loudly, as if he were scolding.

"That's right, that's a good thing to say!"

Jian Chuan echoed.

"People just live in the crowd, and the purpose of cultivation is to help the world and save people! Those who are doctors are small, but those who are kings are great! But are they all helping the world and saving people! So being born as a doctor and entering the world as a king, this is cultivation! Grandma, there are many practitioners who are often fighting and killing, or they are immortal, and that is all a fart! Even the way of heaven will die, not to mention that you are just a mere cultivator? Just live longer! But then again, what can you do if you live for 10,000 years like an old turtle? It's better to live a short time for the Heavenly Dao of the mortal cultivation realm!"

The old man's words were vulgar, and he was often long and short, but Jian Chuan was from a poor family, so he was naturally familiar with those words, and he didn't care about them, but felt that they were very suitable for his own intentions. However, if there is a wealthy nobleman from a cultivator family at this time, I am afraid that I will be annoyed at this time!

"That's right!

Jian Chuan echoed. The old man liked it even more, he looked at Jianchuan carefully for a long time, and suddenly said:

"Although I have to suffer a lot after following you, I also admit it! If nothing else, I will be so pleasing to my eyes for you! You don't know, I can't suffer as a human being! I can't suffer at all! I have been like this since I was a child. For this, my dead ghost master did not take care of me! It was corporal punishment again, and it was against the wall! But I was cowardly when I met him, and once he was gone, I was happy again! The old guy ······ How can I say it, I almost tossed to death with such an immortal appearance!hahaha······"

"Ah, old man, you're really nice, and there's a professor in Shizun! I've been cultivating on my own since I was a child, so it's so difficult······ Alas, I don't dare to tell my relatives and friends. If I had a master like yours, I would be punished every day, and I would be willing!"

"Huh? You fucking idiot and pervert! Are you a masochist? You are punished every day? At that time, I was eating and growing my body, and I didn't give you food one after another, can you bear it? Yes, you may be able to endure this, are you a wild cultivator! But if you don't give it food, the hardest thing is that if you eat well, can't you stay away from Lao Tzu? No! He just pulled over a rattan chair, and when you were hungry to death, he stayed in front of you and ate sweetly! Oh my God! The smell of the food, the crispness of the chewing, you want me to die! Can you bear this?"

"Uhhh······h Can't!"

I have loved her since I was a child, and I am afraid that she will be wronged, and I will not disobey her in any way. If she did anything bad, I would suffer for her! At that time, I was also handsome and beautiful! Many beautiful women from the Xiu family surrounded me and chased after me! I refused them all for her. I waited for her for countless hours, but who knows, coming, coming, she told me that she has always only treated me as a brother! Can you bear it? You can bear this! Are you from a wild cultivation, where have you seen a few beauties? But she made love with that whore in front of you! It's just a matter of holding hands, actually kissing my mouth! Can you bear this?"

"Can't!"

Jian Chuan replied categorically, although he didn't really think that the old man was handsome and beautiful, but that kind of scene was really unbearable.

"I just like you for being stupid. ”

The old man liked it. Jian Chuan collapsed directly when he heard it, where the am I stupid?

"By the way, old man, it's still a long way to go to the Sky Fox Secret Realm, we might as well slowly find some helpers, and then we can take advantage of our personal momentum!"

Jian Chuan directly diverted the topic, lest he be an idiot and a fool.

"Huh, you're smart, aren't you? ”

So Jianchuan took out the geographical map of the mountains and rivers near the left of this place, and said to the famous arithmetic snake Lang Zhongdao:

"Old man, I have already touched the clans here, and there are only seven or eight that can be used. The dozens of remnants seem to be too low, and their abilities are not enough to use. ”

"I said, boy, you look down on low-level minor cultivators! Let me ask you, in the early days, did you just practice the great power of the void? Isn't it? What about now? So don't look down on low-level minor repairs, and never push out what you can use, and push them out will be someone else's! Low-level minor repairs can't do it now, do you cultivate them slowly? ”

"Yes, yes, that's right. ”

Jian Chuan said with sincere admiration. The old man was also very proud, looked at the past one by one, and gave advice to Jianchuan.

"I tell you, don't you ······ You're a fool······ I said when are you going to be a little smarter, you should do this······"

Jian Chuan just mentioned a topic and shook it slightly, and the old man would talk about many methods in a free manner, although some methods were despicable and obscene, but even Jian Chuan didn't expect it. Although he was always a fool's ridicule, his words were sincere. Where does Jianchuan care about this, he just discerns and analyzes carefully, just like a student who is very good at listening. The old man is really a good teacher, and Nale is showing one ghost idea after another.

The two of them first went to Suwon, a plain area with a dense network of rivers, where several clans had established sects, one of which was the Suwon Senryū sect, which was the strongest and most populous Suwon sect. When Jianchuan and the others arrived, the Qianliu Sect happened to be conducting a sect competition, and invited many sects from all over to watch the ceremony. There are also a number of wild repairs who also come here to take the opportunity to do some small business. Jianchuan and Snake Langzhong also pretended to be Youfang Kezi, and arrived at the territory of the Qianliu Sect, a delta land where two river bays forked. A tall gatehouse stood, and behind it was a large manor-like castle, where the monks and mundane people came and went without any obstacles, and no one checked and inquired. The low-level cultivators each carried medicine bags and magic utensils bags, and while greeting each other, they went into the big manor, and even the ordinary people also pulled goods and fruits into it, as if they were going to the market. Jian Chuan took a look at the three words "Qianliu Sect" on the gatehouse, smiled slightly, and took the old man in.

The Suwon Chiryu Sect University Campus is an earthen platform slightly higher than the surrounding buildings, which is covered with thick bluestone bricks, and there is no wall around the school field, but it is a stone and wood attic building, and near the center of the site is the temporary residence of the guests, and away from the teaching field, there are shops. Jian Chuan was thinking about where to sit down, but the old man in cloth had already entered a small teahouse next to him with a smile.

"I said old man cloth, it's too far away from the teaching field, right?"

"I just need to eat tea. ”

"This old fellow!"

Jian Chuan had no choice but to follow the old man into the tea shop.

"Guest, it's morning! What kind of refreshments do you want to eat? What kind of tea do you want? We have good spiritual teas here, and they are all of the best quality! They are very famous! They are refreshments, and to be honest, they are also very famous, and if other tea houses want to catch up with us, I am afraid that it will be difficult to ride a horse. ”

"Well, well, well, then serve a pot of spiritual tea, as for the refreshments······ All kinds of things are served!"

The old man grinned.

"All on the other?"

Jian Chuan was surprised.

"What's the problem?"

The old man looked back and said unhappily.

"Uh, this ······"

Jian Chuan hesitated.

"Ah, you junior, if your parents want it, you should be filial! Why are you so stingy with the elders? If this is a female cultivator, you don't have to take out your heart and liver. ”

The shopkeeper directly provoked the general, which made Jian Chuan very annoyed, but he was powerless to defend himself, and then snorted coldly:

"Did I say no? Did I hesitate? You are so bold that you actually served me a few refreshments? Do you look down on people? Serve me a few more of your best side dishes, and a jar of good wine! ”

Jian Chuan shouted domineeringly. As soon as those words came out, he suddenly felt that he seemed to be very rich! In this way, not only the shopkeeper was stunned, but also the old man.

"I said let's just go with the snacks!"

The old man hesitated.

"Hmph, how can that be done? Not only must it be indispensable, but it must be good! What is the identity of the two of us, how can we do it casually?"

The general appearance of the local tyrant in Jianchuan was so shocked that the shopkeeper was stunned there for a long time.

"Not yet!"

Jian Chuan scolded. The shopkeeper suddenly woke up and hurried to the store.

There wasn't much time, eight refreshments, eight side dishes, a jar of old wine on the table, and a pot of spiritual tea, which was steaming.

"I said the Lord ······"

The old man suddenly changed his tone and shouted.

"Ahh

"Hey, hey, there should be the necessary respect, it's a matter of face, after all, do you want to pay for it, hehehe······ But to be honest, in terms of respecting people, I still did a good job of asking myself, even the Heavenly Gate Ancestor couldn't find any fault. ”

"Ah, respect? Hehehe, yes, yes, the old man is a virtuous master after all, and he has a good character. ”

Although Jian Chuan was dissatisfied with the old man in cloth clothes calling him a fool on the left and a fool on the right, he was as if nothing had happened on his face.

"Don't believe it, the little junior sister of my master's sect, although she is the most picky, but I don't have a handle in her hands! hahaha······"

The two of them ate and drank for a long time, and the old man's mouth chewed loudly, and the sound of him eating and smashing his mouth sounded, which made the latecomers who were eating tea here three passing by cultivators very annoyed.

"I said, 'Is that one who hasn't eaten in a hundred years?, or is this ordinary thing a delicacy from the mountains and the sea?

"Forget it, senior brother, we eat ours, don't pay attention to these lower riba people!"

"I don't want to pay attention to these wild road cultivators, all of them have never eaten in eight generations, just a few refreshments and cold dishes, but I want a full table!

"What is rich? Senior brother, don't be vicious! They just occasionally bumped into **** luck and picked up a few vein stones, where did they get the money?"

While the three of them were eating and drinking, they laughed at Jianchuan and the others, but how did they know that the two of them heard the sound clearly! Jianchuan was used to being ridiculed by people since he was young, and he didn't even know it, but the old man in cloth was furious:

"Bah! Straight lady thief, Lao Tzu and the two of you have never provoked the three of you to eat and drink, how can you insult people like this?"

The old man in cloth was not tall, and his face was darker, and at this time, the anger was up, and his face was even darker.

"Huh, big brother, did you see it? The three of us are just playing with the sound, and I didn't look for them to be unlucky, and someone actually sent them in person with an excuse!"