Chapter 3: Who's Stupid X
After Yang Yi smashed the money on the shopping guide's face, the other party's face immediately turned green, and Wan Tongtong and Yang Yanyan on the side were also stunned at the same time, and looked at Yang Yi with wide eyes.
"I dare to say that I have no money, I don't know if I hate others saying that I have no money!"
Yang Yi pointed to the money on the ground and said, "I don't know if the money on the ground is enough to buy this dress?"
"Enough...... Enough is enough......"
The intestines in the shopping guide's heart were about to turn blue, if she had known that Yang Yi was so rich, she would have said the sentence just now, didn't she slap herself in the face.
Yang Yi snorted twice, then took the shirt that had been packaged, stuffed it into the sack with the packaging, and looked at the shopping guide on the side, the corners of his mouth twitched.
After walking out of the clothing store, the two beauties looked at Yang Yi differently, Yang Yanyan whispered to Wan Tongtong on the side with a strange face: "Tongtong, do you say that guy is really stupid or fake stupid, he actually put hundreds of thousands of dollars into a sack......"
"Who knows. ”
Wan Tongtong glanced at Yang Yi and said, "That guy is the person my father found, and I don't know if he came from somewhere......"
"Big and small wife, you see that I have also bought my clothes, shouldn't we go home and sleep?" Yang Yi suddenly walked a few steps quickly, stopped the two of them, and said with a smile on his lips.
"Big ...... Little wife?"
The two beauties' beautiful eyes widened, and then Yang Yanyan turned his head to Wan Tongtong and said, "Tongtong, that guy seems to have called us big and small wives just now?"
"Yes, reads;. Wan Tongtong's eyes were stunned, and he nodded subconsciously.
"That'...... What should we do?"
"Beat him!" both said at the same time.
Yang Yi's face changed, and he laughed twice in his mouth, and then he turned around and ran downstairs.
"Where to run ......"
"Oops......" screams were heard again in the mall.
...... When a few people came out of the mall, Yang Yi's eyes had another dark circle on his eyes, a face was swollen like a pig's head, and the two beauties in front of him showed a smug smile.
"Yanyan, I'll go and drive the car. Wan Tongtong waved his hand, then took out the car keys and walked to the parking lot in front.
After the car drove over, Yang Yanyan sat on the co-pilot, and Yang Yi sat in the back with a sack, looking innocent.
"Are you hungry?"
"Hungry ......" Yang Yi nodded hurriedly.
"Shut up, I didn't ask you!" Wan Tongtong glared at Yang Yi with beautiful eyes.
"Oh. Yang Yi lowered his head in admitting his mistake.
"Let's go eat KFC ......" On the side, Yang Yanyan smiled and waved his fist at Yang Yi behind him.
"The ......"
Suddenly, Yang Yi said with a little nervousness: "I want to ask, what is KFC, is it expensive to eat, can it pay cash, can it ......"
Wan Tongtong: "......"
Yang Yanyan: "......"
...... Several people sat in KFC, and the two beauties were eating a sundae, but Yang Yi was holding a hamburger and chicken leg and gnawing wildly, gobbling up as if he hadn't eaten for several years.
"Hey, haven't you eaten in years, and I'm going to give you a knife to read!"
Wan Tongtong said with a frown.
Yang Yi threw the finished chicken bones on the table, and then added a finger to his mouth, and the two beauties couldn't even eat the sundae in their hands.
"That thing of yours must be delicious, I want one too. (Advertisement)" Yang Yi laughed.
"Buy it yourself. Yang Yanyan pouted.
Yang Yi grinned, then stood up and walked to the front desk, pointed to the sign and said, "Bring me a small bowl." ”
"Little bowl?" the waitress was stunned, and then looked at the place Yang Yi pointed, only to know that it was the sundae ice cream.
Waitress: "Sundae, what flavor do you want?"
Yang Yi: "Apple's." ”
The waitress smiled apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, we've never sold apples here." ”
Yang Yi sighed, then thought for a while, and said, "Then bring me a coffee." ”
The waitress had a strange look on her face, and said softly, "I'm sorry, we don't have a coffee ...... here."
"Nor is that?"
Yang Yi's face was a little unsightly, and then he pointed to the red on the sign and said, "Then this is a strawberry, right?"
"Yes, we have this. The waitress breathed a sigh of relief.
Yang Yi said: "That's good, but I don't like to eat sesame seeds, please pick out the strawberry seeds in it for me......"
The waitress was messy on the spot......
After the sundae brought it up, Yang Yi pointed to the sign above and said, "Bring me a pound of chicken wings, the taste just now is not bad." ”
"We only sell ...... in pairs here," the waitress felt like she was about to collapse.
"Silly ......," a man's voice came.
Yang Yi turned his head to look, and there was a fashionably dressed man standing behind him, and at this moment, the other party looked at Yang Yi with disdainful eyes, and said, "What do you look at, look at the soil buns, believe it or not, I will gouge out your eyeballs!"
"Be careful, trouble comes from the mouth......" Yang Yi said with a smile.
"say it again, I killed you believe it or not!" The man's face was furious, and he waved his arm to hit him, but the girl next to him grabbed the other party's arm.
"Forget it, it's not worth getting angry with this kind of dirt bun. The girl glanced at Yang Yidao disdainfully.
"Humph!"
The man flicked his sleeves, then tidied up the clothes on his body, and looked at Yang Yi defiantly.
Yang Yi took the chicken wings and sundae in his hand, and then turned to leave, the man saw that Yang Yi didn't even dare to fart, the disdain on his face became even stronger, and he scolded a soft egg in his mouth!
Yang Yi, who turned his back, pursed his lips, and then said softly: "Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi listen to my orders, let me kill this bastard!"
After saying that, an ice cube suddenly condensed under the man's feet, and then the man's feet slid violently, and his body fell to the ground with a thud, and the ice cream in his hand was clasped on his face.
"Haha! I'm laughing to death!" Yang Yi gloated and sat on the chair laughing, his face full of joy.
"What's going on here, how can there be ice on the floor!"
The man stood up and roared at the waiter with an angry face.
......
A few people walked out of KFC, Wan Tongtong was about to take out the key to drive, but Yang Yi snatched the key and said, "I'll drive, I haven't driven it for a long time." ”
"Are you okay?" Wan Tongtong looked at Yang Yi with a look of disbelief.
"Just try it. Yang Yi excitedly sat on the cab, and then fastened the seat belt to his body.
Starter, throttle, clutch...... The car left the place unhurriedly, then slowly turned the steering wheel and turned its head over to reads.
"The technique is good, right?" Yang Yi smirked at the two of them.
"Be careful!"
"Bang!"
Yang Yi stepped on the brakes......
"You...... You've hit someone......" The two beauties looked horrified.
"No ......"
Yang Yi hurriedly got out of the car, walked to the front of the car, and saw an old lady lying on the ground with her feet covered, and the bicycle wheels on the side were still spinning.
"Oops...... Hit and kill someone...... The car hit and killed......" the old lady wailed.
"You're going to lose money...... Pay me 30,000 yuan!"
Yang Yi stood in front of the car and didn't move, after the two beauties got out of the car, they looked at the old lady as if they were going to die, and reached out to take out their wallets and take out money.
"Wait!" Yang Yi stopped Wan Tongtong's movements.
"Hey, you've knocked people like this, if you don't lose money, you're going to jail!" Wan Tongtong said anxiously with anxious eyes.
Yang Yi grinned and said, "Little wife, do you have hundreds of thousands on you?"
"No, what's wrong?" Wan Tongtong replied subconsciously.
"It's fine. ”
Yang Yi looked at the old lady on the ground with a smile and said, "You call your rich father and ask him to send hundreds of thousands of dollars to your card, saying that I will crush an old woman to death!"
As soon as the words fell, the old lady lying on the ground immediately stood up with numb legs, then picked up the car on the ground and pushed it away, talking about why young people are so cruel now......
Wan Tongtong and Yang Yanyan were completely stunned......