Chapter 77: Home Telephone
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Chapter 77
Home phone
"Hey, butler, I'm Cesar, let Nicole answer the phone. The phone rang out, and Cesar spoke.
"Brother, is that you?" came a somewhat distorted, but extremely excited voice from the other side of the earpiece.
Although the telephone has begun to become widespread, the technology is still far behind the earth, and it is enough to be able to talk to Western Sahara. The only regret is probably that the phone bill is too expensive, especially for this kind of cross-border long-distance.
"Girl, it's you! I thought it was the butler. Cesar said.
"Hmph, you're a big liar, you said you wanted to hang up once a day, and you let me stay in vain for five days!" came Dorothy's disgruntled voice from the other side, and the faint "Get out of the way, let me come!" ”
On the other end of the phone, Dorothy, dressed in pink pajamas, was lying in the sand shaking her calves, holding a wireless receiver in her hand to talk to Cesar. Beside her, there was also a red loli of the same age, the same height, and similar appearance as her, who was constantly tearing her pajamas in an attempt to take away the earpiece. Between the two, a green vine is connected. Vines protrude from the back of Dorothy's blouse, and the other end is hidden behind Lilith's.
Through this method, the two conjoined babies are finally separated, but the maximum distance cannot be ten meters, otherwise Lilith will automatically merge into Dorothy's body.
"Once a day? When did I say yes? Didn't I say that I would call you once a week? Do you know how expensive the phone bill is? I used all my living expenses to buy corpses, and I have to save money to buy you a pet. Hearing Dorothy's remarks, Cesar complained.
"Woo woo, my brother doesn't love me anymore!"
"Brother, I don't dislike it, give me all the gifts, Dorothy will die of everything, Lily will definitely not lose her temper!
Seeing that she couldn't take away the earpiece, Lilith, who was still in human form, suddenly collapsed into countless vines, crawling all over Dorothy's body, and successfully approached the earpiece. Then two vines were separated to tickle Dorothy, and finally succeeded in seizing the phone and transforming into a human again.
While coquettish with Cesar, Lilith held one hand on her chest and looked at Dorothy defiantly. Under her control, Dorothy's chest, which is the same size as Dorothy, actually grew in size with the naked eye, and finally locked onto the size of Tong Yan Ju*, which made Dorothy angry for a while.
"Brother, I've learned a lot lately, and when you come back, you'll be happy to die!" Lilith said in a coquettish voice.
"Dead open, stinky vines, believe it or not, I won't let you drink blood for a week!"
"Cut, if you're full, I won't be hungry, I just want to experience the feeling of eating, you have the ability to go on a hunger strike for a week, and everyone will starve together." ”
"I'm afraid of you, go on a hunger strike, and feel the pain of the world with me!"
"Come on, you have the ability to starve to death together! My brother will definitely cry for me!"
"If you want to cry, you will cry for me, I have been with my brother for seven years, and you are only two months, can you compare to me?"
"Die, vine strangulation!"
"Whitescale Sword!"
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Listening to the sound of fighting coming from the other side of the receiver, Cesar was in a big head, and every time he talked on the phone, it was like this. Fortunately, Dorothy and Lilith can be separated, and if they are always integrated, they will definitely be regarded as schizophrenic.
"Don't fight, I'll buy two gifts, everyone has them. ”
"I knew my brother was the best!" replied Dorothy, who had Lilith under her feet.
"Well, how have you been studying lately?"
"It's simple, it's not difficult, I've started to learn the third grade content on my own, as long as I pass the guò test, I can skip to the fourth grade! Also, I've broken through the whole school, got the highest difficulty evaluation, and become the new generation of school overlords! Brother, you can dissect the corpse with peace of mind, I will guard the elementary school on your behalf and continue to spread the horror!" Dorothy's voice came from the other side.
"Brother, I'm reading all the third-grade textbooks, this fool's knowledge reserve is still in the second grade, I'm a genius girl, praise me!"
"Hehe, you're all great! If it's okay, I'll hang up first, and I'll have to call Elsa. ”
"Oh...... Got it!" Dorothy said in a low voice, then added, "Remember not to hook up with other girls, you have to study hard, you know how to get the first?"
"Ahem, ahem, you have to study hard!
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"Hmph, you dare to answer my short in front of my brother?" Hanging up the phone, Dorothy looked at Lilith angrily.
"Why, you want to fight? Come on!" a bud sprouted in her left hand, and Lilith unleashed a swarm of blood butterflies, then held a vine-turned-thin sword in her right hand.
"Come on, whoever loses, fold the quilt for a week!" Dorothy, who was haunted by butterflies beside her, took a wisp of blood, and then injected blood power into it into a thin sword.
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"Hey, Elsa?"
"Stinky boy, what's the matter? I'm taking a shower! I'm slick and uncomfortable!" Elsa's grumbling voice came from across the earpiece.
"Don't you like to run around the house without clothes?" asked Cesar, rolling his eyes.
"That's kidding you, you're not here, of course I'm going to get dressed. ”
Thinking of a snake demon covered in silver scales scurrying around in the bedroom without clothes, Cesar didn't know what to say.
"How's it going?, is college life still a habit?" Elsa asked.
"It's okay, it's just too tired. Why do you take so many courses? I don't even have time to rest now!" Cesar complained.
"It's not for your own good, the more capable you are, the more open you are. I know a little bit about necromancers, and those top-notch dead creatures are all made by necromancers themselves. The more extensive your knowledge and the more elaborate the undead you have constructed, the greater your potential for the future. Is it promising to make that kind of zombie for a few thousand yuan each?Do you know, at the recent auction of the City of Angels in the Central Domain, a 'harm' level black warrior was auctioned for a sky-high price, and finally sold for two pieces of the land of the gods. So you have to study hard, and I will depend on you in the future!"
"What is the land of the gods? ”
"Fool, you can guess by just hearing the name! The land of the gods is the land where the gods can be born. A land of gods without an owner, as long as your attributes match and you are recognized by the veins of the world, you can directly become a god! Forget it, don't talk about this, you are still far behind. How have you been studying lately? Are you still throwing up?" Elsa asked.
Hearing this, Cesar's face turned red.
At the end of the first week of classes, each subject was overviewed and the main topic began, and the anatomy class was no exception. I remember that in the anatomy class the day before yesterday, their group of awakened people were brought into the real yàn building by the head of the Department of Undead and started the first practical class.
Nima, I didn't learn anything, but I started dissecting?
At that time, Cesar's heart was bitter, who knew that Damon's zombie face came to say: "Practice can be combined with theoretical learning, as long as you insist on dissecting the corpse with me for a semester, you are guaranteed to be 6 percent and eighty percent of the ordinary doctor." ”
Later, Cesar was given the corpse of an old and frail goblin. The folds and age spots on that body are already disgusting, and with the green skin, it can be regarded as a half-alien. The most excessive thing is the strong smell, this is an old goblin who starved to death in the slums, bought by the black molars at a low price, this thing never bathes, so the smell is very exciting!
The moment this corpse was in his hands, he had already begun to challenge Cesar's sensory limits. After that, Dimon divided a series of violent tools such as magic chainsaws and car stealers...... The main purpose of this class is to let everyone have an intuitive understanding of 'anatomy', and it does not need too delicate techniques, as long as it can be cut open.
Later, under Damon's direction, Cesar cut open the old goblin's stomach with a scalpel and dug out a pile of intestines, cut its ribs short with iron tongs to see its ribcage, and cut open its skull with a chainsaw, and pulled out its brain. In the end, Cesar, who had been tortured to the limit, couldn't hold back any longer and vomited at the old goblin's empty stomach.
Under Cesar's guidance, the other students vomited, and the dissection room was filled with a strong sour smell. Among the people present, except for wearing a mask and not changing his color, only a few people did not react.
Morgan dug into his internal organs expressionlessly, and his methods were violent, and various organs flew and splashed, which scared many girls around. Cecilia slowly disposed of the corpse in hand, and because of her talent, those bloody organs were turned into cloth. The mushroom girl also handled the corpse without changing her face, and frowned from time to time, mainly because the smell in the air was too unpleasant. Lulu, Sack, and Matthew can still hold on, but the fat man has already vomited and fainted......
What impressed Cesar the most was the honest boy who was chosen by Dimon as his disciple. When this guy dissected the corpse, he had an intoxicated expression, his hands were light and skillful, he treated the corpse like a first love, with indescribable gentleness, and every organ taken out was carefully preserved, so that Cesar had the illusion of encountering a 'perverted corpse murderer' and 'young Hannibal'.
After this practical lesson, Tata Mers immediately reported the situation of Cesar to Elsa.
"Why don't you answer?"
"Ahh
"Well, come on, I believe you can become the best necromancer! By the way, watch more comedy movies, go to the psychiatrist for more consultations, travel more to the neighborhood, don't hold back when you're in a bad mood, you can beat zombies to vent your depression, in short, you want sunshine! I don't like you being too gloomy, understand?"
"Got it!" replied Cesar, rolling his eyes. How many sunshine teenagers can there be in black molars?
"By the way, there is news about the elixir that can change gender, my subordinates are negotiating with Dongzhou, and it won't be long before they get the exact news. Don't get excited, your dreams will soon come true!" Elsa said.
"Ahem, ahem...... That's your dream! Anyway, I'm going to rest. ”
"Well, let's go rest. By the way, remember not to hook up with other girls, you have to concentrate on your studies, and you know that you are the first in your age?"
"How virtuous are you?" said Cesar, muttering and hanging up.
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