"Makino, your two good brothers want to trap you. … ≦，”

"No, you mean Xiao Yi and Yunkai?"

"Uh-huh......" Xiao Hongxiang half-leaned on Ji Muye, and hummed softly in a nice nasal voice.

At midnight in early summer, there is a sultry moonlight and an intoxicating river breeze. Ji Muye, who was stunned by a group of unscrupulous friends, walked hand in hand with Xiao Hongxiang, who was overwhelmed by alcohol, and walked by the river.

It is said that the IQ of people in love has been reduced by half, Ji Muye's long-cherished wish for many years has been tasted, and now his IQ is estimated to be one in ten, and his mind is not on Yunkai and Yan Xiaoyi at all, and he asked reluctantly: "Oh, what are the two of them doing?" ”

"I don't know, it's not a good thing anyway......"

Xiao Hong's face turned crimson, and she guessed the motives of the two treasures, but she was embarrassed to say it directly.

The too young, too simple Tucson was broken, Yan Xiaoyi thought that he had done it, and he actually dared to get an axe in front of Sister-in-law Ji. Demon Fairy Xiao Hongxiang is a Shenma person? That's the god of the magic world, the head of Baihuamen, and the eldest sister in the entertainment industry! What about low-level vulgar and obscene methods, can you hide her fiery eyes?

Sister-in-law Ji waved her sleeves, and the wine glass switched places. Yan Xiaoyi's medicine must have been prepared by Yunkai, Xiao Hongxiang didn't even think about it, and directly changed it to Yunkai with a move, anyway, the bar is full of people, and he is the only one who is not afraid of drinking medicine......

The pure Ji Muye still didn't believe that the good brother would pit him, and asked curiously: "Are they worried that I am drunk and give me hangover medicine?" ”

"What do you think?" Xiao Hong rolled her eyes coquettishly.

This person, low emotional intelligence is a hard injury, but such a man is reassuring, and the chance of cheating in the future is small. In Ji Muye's own words, his love is a one-dimensional equation, and the result is only one solution, unlike some people who have groups of beautiful women around them, and the result may be infinitely many solutions.

So here's the problem. Who drank that cup of "Six Pieces of Malatang"?

In the Liangjiang Bar, Yunkai and Yan Xiaoyi, who thought they were successful, were still fighting for wine. After the Jin Yu cousins sent Ji Muye and Xiao Hongxiang away, Long Yan and Xiaodao and their party also left immediately, and the mushrooms of the Second Hospital of the city played for a while, hugged each other and left, even Fan Siniang, the boss lady, left, and in the end, there were only two scourges left, and they couldn't finish killing each other.

When Su Hang and Xia Hanshuang left together, they looked back at Yun Kai deeply, and stopped talking. All day, from the Black Valley to the Liangjiang Bar, she didn't find a chance to whisper to him, so she had to reluctantly leave silently.

A bunch of people were so drunk that no one noticed the detail. Yun Kai himself was injured and had just killed someone, and wanted to use alcohol to dissipate the violent atmosphere, so he inadvertently ignored Su Hang's reaction, and only Xia Hanshuang, who was watching from the sidelines, glanced at her in wonder.

Whoever said it, the people who know you best are often not friends, but your enemies. Xia Hanshuang is Su Hang's rival in love, and she always feels that her eyes are a little strange, because there are too many contents in that eye, some obsession, some resentment, and some struggles...... There's nothing wrong with that, whoever catches a male ticket like Yunkai will probably be like this, right?

However, there was still a strong reluctance in Su Hang's eyes, and he looked like he was parting from life and death, which was not normal.

Xia Hanshuang doesn't know the mind reading skills of the goddess peak, but she is good at observing words and feelings. She remembered the conversation in the Black Valley in the morning, and her heart suddenly shook, and she grabbed Su Hang's arm and said, "Sister Hang, my sister drank a little too much. Accompany me to the bar for a cup of tea? ”

"That'...... Good. Su Hang glanced at her in surprise and nodded slightly.

The two of them held hands and turned to leave at the door of the bar.

There are too many forks in the journey of life, and a turn may be a lifetime, so miss the scenery along the way, miss the snow season at this time, and miss the flower season at that time......

As the words come and go, youth is to run hard and then fall gorgeously. A young man who is fighting for alcohol doesn't know what price he will pay for his mistakes and carelessness tonight.

There are countless allusions to drinking and mistaking things in novels and history, such as Chun Yuqiong lost his nest after drinking, and Zhang Fei was drunk and died. Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and was imprisoned for 500 years; Marshal Tianpeng teased Chang'e, lost his senior position in the heavenly court, and became a pig; Zhao Kuangyin accompanied his younger brother Zhao Guangyi to drink a drink, lost his life and the country, and left only the eternal unsolved case of "axe light and candle shadow......

I understand everything.

Yun Kai and Yan Xiaoyi staggered, fighting back and forth for dozens of rounds, until the ammunition ran out of food before Ming Jin withdrew the troops, and the two comics also imagined a number of expressions of Ji Boss, and made a simulated interpretation with role-playing techniques.

Yun Kai, who was familiar with the symptoms of poisoning, played Ji Muye, holding his lower abdomen to express his unbearable pain, and he almost rolled on the ground. Yan Xiaoyi's face was full of shyness, and he pinched his throat with his orchid fingers and asked, "Is it swollen, are you swollen?" Table scare me, dear! ”

"You...... Leave me alone! ”

"I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving...... I'm not going to die! ”

"Let's go, I'll tell you to go!"

"Oh, why are you tearing my clothes? Don't mind, the silver family takes it off by itself! ”

“…… I'm sorry, I'm a beast, I'm not as good as a beast. Yun Kai burst into tears after winning his hand, and confessed with an apologetic face: "Don't worry, I will definitely be responsible for you!" ”

"Fur! Nima doesn't have a hand herself? ”

"Poof—"

The two actors finally couldn't hold it back and staggered out laughing. After leaving the bar shoulder to arm, he sang loudly in the streets at midnight: "Landing as brothers, why bother with flesh and blood." Have fun and drink and gather next to each other......"

With the bright moon at the head, the wine in your arms, and the brothers as your companions, this is the best life.

Yunkai forgot to go back to Yuzhou University, went to sleep in the dormitory, and had a bizarre spring dream. This dream is exactly the same as the performance of the demon fairy sister-in-law, the unreal and the reality complement each other, the place where it happened is in the faculty dormitory of Yuzhou University, and the dream plot is vivid, just like it really happened-

In a trance, he heard someone knock on the door. He struggled to get up from the bed, and when he passed by the coffee table in the living room, he seemed to knock over a teacup, and the sound of falling on the floor was crisp, like a pleasant wind chime.

A perfect goddess stands outside the door. The goddess's appearance is a little blurry, but her figure is very hot, her eyes are also very hot, but she gritted her teeth when she spoke, and the first thing she said was: "The soul is light, my sister is not finished with you!" ”

Look, a goddess is a goddess, and even scolding people is so beautiful.

Her voice is a little hoarse, like a fascinating natural sound, and it seems to be the sound of drums on the battlefield, which makes people's blood surging and passionate. Her face was red in white, like a freshly ripe honey peach, which made her mouth flutter, and she couldn't wait to bite into it immediately......

Yun Kai felt that this dream was very beautiful, and he was worried that he would wake up accidentally, and stood at the door silly. The goddess was even more angry, raised her hand and slapped it with a palm, Yun Kai subconsciously reached out to block, but her arm was soft and weak, fortunately the goddess didn't have much strength, the two hit all the way from the door to the living room, and then hit the sofa......

After three hundred rounds of fighting in slow motion, Yun Kai was finally injured and defeated, and was pressed on the sofa by the goddess's hands, and heard her hum impatiently: "Hand over the antidote, spare you from death!" ”

Yun Kai vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he didn't understand what she was talking about. As a disciplined pharmacist, whether it is drugged a girl or a goddess or something like that, he will never be able to do it, and a man's words are another matter. For example, during the day, he killed a dead old man with September Sushuang, and at night he used six pieces of spicy hot to pit Boss Ji......

When the goddess saw that he did not admit it, she pounced on him scratching. Yun Kai resisted, the two twisted together on the sofa, and somehow their clothes were gone, and the battle escalated to another level, the kind of hazy, beautiful, wonderful and mysterious battle that Yun Kai had imagined many times.

In this level of battle, Yun Kai has no experience, and the goddess has no experience.

Yun Kai kissed the goddess on the lips, and the goddess hummed a suppressed chant in a nasal voice: "Yun ...... Open......! ”

This magical nasal voice, I don't know whether he was singing happily or crying sadly, made Yunkai completely lost in it, and he could no longer tell whether it was an illusory reality or a real dream.

A goddess is a goddess, and her figure can be described by one of Mo Yan's masterpieces. Yun Kai thought that her face was like a peach before, but now he realized that she really brought two peaches, and they were a rare variety of peaches that were big, soft and white, but there was a faint pink at the top, and he couldn't help but bite into them.

The goddess's body was soft and elastic, and it writhed like a serpentine, and her arms were tightly wrapped around his neck. Yun Kai's body is like steel, there is fire in his heart, but he can't judge what he should do next.

The goddess is a goddess after all, twisting her waist and sitting on it, the silver teeth bite her lower lip, and slowly sit down......

A muffled snort.

At this moment, the whole world suddenly fell silent, and even each other's breathing stopped.

Yun Kai felt that his body had entered a wonderful place, warm acceptance, tightly embraced, like a long sword returning to its sheath, like a fish returning to the sea, this feeling made his blood boil, making every cell cheer, and couldn't help but want to shout.

He finally knew that he was no longer a boy.

Half-asleep and half-awake, he shouted indistinctly: "Su-Hangzhou-"

"Yunkai...... You're a faint ...... Ah......h

The goddess burst into tears, but with a happy smile on the corner of her mouth, she suddenly leaned down and bit him heavily on the shoulder, and blood flowed in an instant.

The goddess galloped and was full of energy.

No one knew that on the ginkgo tree outside the window, when Yunkai shouted the "Suzhou and Hangzhou", there was another person in tears.

"Is this the will of God?"

She covered her mouth so hard that she didn't let herself cry.