Chapter 286: If You're Well, the Spare Tire Will Be Old
"Pinch, pinch to death!"
For Wu Qiqi, who has mind-reading skills, Yun Kai and Su Bei's eyes are straightforward, and she naturally "listens" to them meticulously. According to the game theory between the three parties, the two most powerful parties are pinched against each other, and she, the third party, has a chance to take advantage of it, and she can't wait for them to enter the martial arts stage immediately.
In the current situation, Treasure Island occupies the home advantage, and the time and place are favorable; The advantage of Butterfly Valley lies in drug specialization, and martial arts were originally the weakest of the three sects, but I didn't expect to go out of Yunkai, and after learning the dragon body, the postoperative skills have greatly improved, and the weakest side is her goddess peak.
Wu Qiqi suffered from age, but fortunately, the creed of the Goddess Peak is "those who work hard govern people, and those who work hard govern people", which was said by a certain Confucian. If you can use witch medicine to instruct others to do their work, why do you have to do it yourself? Most company bosses just do it, which is called the gap in the realm......
In short, all in all, the outcome of this grass fight is still unknown.
Su Boying announced the rules of the fight, and then announced the schedule of the fight. Considering that most of the wedding guests will not arrive until the day after tomorrow, the medical competition will be put at the end, today is the time for medicine collection, and tomorrow will be held to fight grass and martial arts exchanges.
After the opening ceremony, Su Hang walked along the lake to his residence. Yun Kai couldn't hold it back, and took a few steps forward and shouted in a low voice: "Su-Hangzhou-!" β
"Senior Brother Yun?" Su Hang stopped, looked back with a smile on his face and asked, "Do you have anything else?" β
Is there anything else you can do?
Is there anything else you can do!
This calm greeting made Yun Kai's chest like a sharp arrow, and a thousand words were blocked in his throat, and he couldn't say anything, and he was stunned on the spot for a while.
Su Bei caught up from behind in time, stood between the two of them as if he was nothing, turned his head and said, "Senior Brother Yun, do you have anything else?" β
"Do you have anything else" in Subei's mouth, the subtext should be "Do you have anything else".
Yun Xingxing's head was full of thoughts, and the beautiful silver island in front of him became gray and dull in an instant, and there was a playful mockery in Su Bei's ears: "Senior Brother Yun, you are not familiar with the environment on the island, it is better to go to collect medicine as soon as possible, otherwise you will lose ugly......
Whether it's annoyed or angry, or hysterical, Yun Kai can tolerate Su Hang saying that, but he can't bear Su Bei's pretending to be forced, and turning his hand is a heavy punch, smashing it on his lower abdomen!
Su Bei was caught off guard and bent down in pain.
Su Hang was furious, but he didn't expect Yun Kai to move without saying a word, turned around and hugged Su Bei and said, "Cousin, are you okay...... Yunkai, how can you do this? β
"How can I do this?!"
Yun Xingxing's head was dripping blood, and he stared deeply at her and said, "How can I do this? How can you do that? How can we do this-Senior Sister Su Hang, can you sue me? β
Su Hang's eyes were clear and flawless, like a volcanic lake like emeralds.
There was light smoke on the lake and mist in the eyes.
Yun Kai was driven crazy by sadness and anger, didn't think about the reason for her eyes, stumbled back step by step, looked up and smiled sadly: "It's not easy to be in the world, and I don't change my original intention because of the world; Don't be famous, don't rush for fame and fortune. Haha, hahaha......"
Su Hang frowned slightly, Yunkai turned around and ran wildly, and disappeared into the metasequoia forest on the edge of Silver Island with a few ups and downs.
No one noticed that in the tallest three-story building on Silver Island, an old man with gray hair was holding a teacup, quietly watching the scene in front of the window, sighing without a trace.
Under the blue sky, above the blue sea, the isolated volcanic islands are like twin giants standing in the blue waves, for thousands of years. On the cliff cut out by the giant axe, there are clouds and mist drifting in the wind, and there are seabirds flying freely, which is as beautiful as a fairyland.
Suddenly, a white shadow shot out of the island and jumped high into the clouds.
A long roar piercing the clouds and cracked stones, with deep sadness and strong unwillingness, came out of the clouds and mist, breaking the tranquility of the island abruptly.
The waves on the surface of the sea are tumbling into white lines. The white lines gathered more and more, and finally converged into a raging wave, which crashed heavily against the cliff with a loud and loud bang, and flocks of seabirds rose in panic and fled with their wings flapped in all directions.
The white shadow rushed back and forth in the clouds and mist, like a madman, and then fell straight down from the clouds, falling into the sea like a meteor, and the waves splashed four or five feet high, and then fell back to the sea, returning to the silence of the past.
Buddhism has clouds, the body is like mustard, and the heart is like the sea.
The sea is calm and calm, and there may be an undercurrent under the sea, and Yun Xingxing is so painful that he can't breathe, and he plunges deep into the bottom of the sea, as a song goes, and can't help but turn into a stubborn fish and swim alone against the current.
The vows that I had made when I was young sank silently in the deep sea.
Relive it a few times, and the ending is still losing you.
I was condemned by love to be lonely for life, not to fight back, not to let go.
The pen draws a dissatisfied circle, and the heart fills the edge of dissatisfaction, it is you.
The knot that can't be untied on the brow, the catastrophe that can't be untied by fate, it's you.
β¦β¦
Tiger roaring mountains and forests, dragons soaring all over the world. Yun Kai plunged into the deep sea from a high altitude, and dived to the depths regardless of it, the last of the twelve forms of the dragon body, the dragon teng style, naturally unleashed, and it actually dived deeper and lower, until it was in the deep sea thousands of meters below.
This is a limit that ordinary people cannot imagine. So far, the human diving record is only more than 300 meters, and it is still under the premise of carrying diving equipment.
Yun Kai, who was in a mood, didn't even notice that the Dragon Teng Style, which he had not been making progress, had inadvertently advanced by leaps and bounds here, faintly becoming a small success - before the duel with Xie Zicheng in the Black Valley, he disappeared in Yudu for a whole day, just tossing in the Yangtze River all day, trying to figure out the trick of the Dragon Teng Style.
According to the theory of physics, for every 10 meters of sea depth, the pressure increases by one atmosphere. At a depth of about 100 atmospheres below the surface of the sea, what a sour feeling would it be?
Ordinary people can't imagine it, let alone verify it. If you have to find an analogy, then the legendary elder brother has been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, and he has not been crushed to death or starved to death, so he has become a legend.
Intentionally planting flowers and flowers are not alive, and there is no intention to plant willows and willows.
For living organisms, the effect of deep-sea high pressure is to reduce the volume of molecules, which in turn leads to structural changes in the body, such as changes in biofilms and proteins. Humans are not deep-sea fish, and how great is the physical requirement to withstand such tremendous pressure?
It can be said that the dragon style is the essence of dragon body art, and it is the only way for normal people to move towards superman. Of course, to become a dragon god and a sword immortal, a great god who can fight lightning and thunder above the nine heavens, Yunkai still has a long way to go.
At this moment, he finally reached the limit of his body's endurance, blood oozed from his eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and he woke up from his madness under the severe pain, his arms were spread out and his head was raised, and his soul seemed to have broken away from his body, allowing the buoyancy to carry towards the faint blue halo, like the gate of heaven......
After a long time, he floated on the surface of the sea exhausted, motionless.
"You-you-die-die-die?"
A strange voice rang out in his ears suddenly. Yun Kai was startled, opened his eyes suddenly, and then exclaimed loudly: "Ghost, ghost...... Hell yes! β
He really couldn't think of anyone other than a ghost, who would be able to walk on the surface of the sea without anything and approach him silently? What's more, in front of him was an extremely ugly grimace.
"I-no-no-yes-I'm a ghost!"
The grimace man was wearing his upper body, his skin was bruised, and there was only a piece of linen cloth around his waist, so he stood on the sea out of thin air, and stammered: "I, I-I-I-am a human!" β
"Are youβyouβhuman?" The habit of stammering is easily contagious, and Yun Kai also stammered and asked.
The grimace didn't answer this time, but squatted on the surface of the sea with his hands raised slightly. This action Yunkai is easy to understand, when the mountain has not yet come into contact with the human world, it is used to express that there is no threat.
"Are you really human, not a ghost?"
Yun Kai was emboldened and carefully looked at the stammering grimace.
In Notre Dame de Paris, Victor Hugo depicts Quasimodo, a bell tower eccentric, with a geometric face, a square nose, and a protruding mouth...... Yun Kai thinks that even if the strange man in the bell tower is ugly like that, compared with the grimace man in front of him, he can be regarded as a handsome and dashing male god.
The Grimace Man is tall and squatting on the surface of the sea like a hill. Unlike Quasimodo's ugly but clear facial features, his skin was a strange blue color, and only his left eye could be identified on his face, and half of his face was pulled down because of the huge lump, and his nose and mouth were affected by this, which was miserable.
In Victor Hugo's words, God cruelly concentrated the ugliest appearance in the world on one person. It can't even be said to be "ugly", it can only be described as "terrifying", living like the legendary green-faced and fanged Yaksha, and it's also a stammer.
When Yun Kai looked the grimace man up and down, he was also looking at Yun Kai. The two looked at each other for a long time, and the grimace suddenly said: "You-you-very-lonely-lonely!" β
When he stumbled to say this, the light that shot out of the grimace's asymmetrical eyes turned out to be sympathy, undisguised sympathy. Yun Kai finally discovers another thing he has in common with the weirdos in the bell tower, kindness.
Presumably, the ugly grimace man is also lonely on Treasure Island, right?
"You're right."
Yun Kai sighed and lay back on the water. Seeing this, the grimace man also lay down.
Two strangers who met in Pingshui, one was handsome and handsome, and the other was ugly and terrifying, so they had sympathy for each other in such a different place. Yun Kai asked: "You're right, I'm a little ...... Lonely. What is your name? β
"Ugly." When the grimace replied to his name, he pronounced the words fairly clearly.
"My name is Yunkai. Ugly, do you know Su Hang? β
"Recognize-recognize-recognize." The ugly look in his eyes was very gentle. "She-she-is--is-she
"yes, she's a kind girl." Yunkai and Ah Chou once again found a common language, and the voice that had been suppressed for a long time was suddenly like a flood finding an outlet, and it was out of control.
"Ugly, do you know, when she was in Yudu, we were very good friends - boyfriend and girlfriend, do you understand? However, I accidentally did something wrong, and now she doesn't like me anymore and plans to marry her cousin Subei, and we have become the most familiar strangers, what should I do?
"If you're well, the spare tire will grow old. I don't know if you understand the meaning of this sentence, probably just walk away quietly, silently wish her happiness, and wait for her to suddenly wake up one day, right? But I am not reconciled to this, very unwilling.
"Ugly, what would I do if you were me?"
"......" Ah Ugly muttered in his mouth for a long time, eager to express but couldn't say clearly, the tumor on his ugly face trembled, and finally he just beat his chest vigorously with his big hand.
Yun Kai seconds understood. Ugly means to say, ask your own heart.
He didn't expect Ugly to have the talent of a philosopher, and gave a thumbs up in admiration.
The clown, who is rarely praised, is very happy, and dances with his hands to make a string of special syllables with inexplicable meanings. The syllables are high and low, sometimes too high-pitched to be heard, sometimes low to silence, and in just a few seconds, it has undergone more than ten transformations from ultrasound to infrasound.
Suddenly, Yun Kai felt something under his body arching his back, and he jumped to his feet. At the same time, a group of beautiful dolphins jumped out of the sea one after another, making a "woo" chirp from their mouths, echoing the syllables of the ugly, intimate and cheerful, like a playful play between friends.
Yun Kai looked back at Ah Chou and saw him standing on top of a dolphin and smirking, not feeling ugly at all.
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