Tang Tang monk Sun Wukong pig pig Bajie sand sand monk Bai Bai Jingjing (white bone essence)

(Narrator: It is said that the four Tang monks and apprentices went to the west to learn scriptures.) On this day, the four masters and apprentices crossed the Black Wind Ridge and came to a village, where the smoke curled up, as if there was an inn. The four of them were tired from running around and rested here for a while...... ）

Don: Hungry, Wukong, go and eat some fast!

Sun: Master, aren't you losing weight? That fat burning can cost us a lot of coiling! How can he ......

Don: (impatiently) You monkey head, don't you talk nonsense, don't you see that the teacher is already skinny? On the way to the West Heaven, how many demons and monsters are vying to see the style of being a teacher, how can they disappoint their families? !

(Walking around the field with catwalks, stopping and posing)

Sun: Okay, Master. I'll go. Don't blame me for not reminding you when you're full of food and drink, and chanting the mantra again!

Don: You're getting annoying, don't go yet!

Sun: Yes, Master. Bajie, Sha Monk, Takecareofmr. Tang. iwillbebacksoon.

(Sun Xia)

Don: Why does this monkey have so many bird words in his mouth?

Pig: Master, he saw that I had passed the fourth level in English, and he was not convinced, so he worked hard day and night to surpass me!

(After a while)

Tang: Hey, Bajie, look, there's not a beauty over there!

(as a distant view)

Pig: Master, really! It's so beautiful!

(as a saliva wipe)

Don: (ashamed, soft)

Sin, sin...... Bajie, you are out of shape again, (handing the handkerchief) Why don't you wipe the corners of your mouth quickly...... But it's a pity, the skin is a little darker......

(Pig, Sha Stunned)

(Woman flutters by)

Sand: Stop! Female bodhisattvas, there is a fate to know each other. I don't know what the female bodhisattva is doing in such a hurry?

Bai: This little monk is polite. The little woman's surname is Bai, and her name is Jingjing, which is Sprite Jingjing, and the Jingjing who is cool through her heart is also.

(The three of them are fascinated)

Bai: I'm going to Datang to take the computer grade exam. The masters are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?

Pig: Youareright! We are all high-ranking monks of the Tang Dynasty. I wonder what language the young lady speaks?

WHITE: Fortran yes too!

Tang: (shuddered with excitement) It's true that Fortran's examiner is the second cousin of the little monk...... That little monk can help......

Sun: (Circumambulating the field)

Where is the wicked, dare to harass. Master, don't worry.

(Grabs the pig and high-fives the pig)

What kind of hairy god are you, don't report your name soon!

Sun: Sorry. I accidentally lost my contact lenses on the road, and I couldn't tell who was who.

Don: This monkey is getting more and more useless. Sand monk, lend him my glasses.

(Satori glasses for Sun to put on)

Sun: (Rushes forward, pauses)

It turned out to be you Monica!

WHITE: stiven! Is it really you?

(Titanic's music sounds, Sun Bai looks at each other, making an emotional gesture)

Pig: OhmyGod!Lovers!

Don: (wiping tears)

It's so touching, I haven't seen such a touching scene since I watched the story of Jack and Rose!

Sha: (handing a towel to Don)

Master, don't make people laugh, that's titanic.

(to the audience)

Last time I passed by the Dahua Cinema, he dragged us to see it, and he cried so much...... Alas, my master is so sentimental......

Pig: Senior brother, what is this ......?

Sun: Monica and I were college classmates......

BAI: Steven was the sports committee member of the class at the time, and I was the representative of the English class......

Sun: We always love to walk in the woods......

Bai: Mutual complaints......

(Three people are fascinated, and Sun Bai and two people are reminiscing)

Sha: Since they're acquaintances, ...... Ah, no, Brother Monkey, you're not human, so Miss Bai......

Don: (yelling, falling backwards) Hurry up, youkai......!

Sun: (dilemma) Monica, now I am escorting Master to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures, reciting the old feelings, don't embarrass me......

Bai: Bianshui flows, Surabaya flows, flows to Guazhou Gudutou, Wushan is a little sad, thinking about it, hating it, and hating it until it returns. The moonlight people leaned on the building. Five hundred years, Stiven, do you really miss me at all?

Sun: Time has passed, I am no longer the same person, and your old ticket can no longer board my broken ship. Why should you......

Pig: If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight...... Miss Bai, in fact, I have the same disease as you......

Sun: Shutup! pig！

Don: Wukong, this is yours anymore. Miss Bai is so infatuated, but you are so hard-hearted and incomprehensible. Oh my God, tragedy......

(Sha Seng continues to hand the towel to Tang)

Bai: Steven, I'm not here to catch your master this time, I just want to tell you that there is one more person in this world who will miss you forever. Since you are dedicated to the Buddha and pursuing progress, I can't stop you. I...... I'm leaving.

(Take a few steps and turn your head sharply)

May you be happy.

(Walking, looking back)

Remember to call me if you have something......

(Go, turn back)

Motorola pager, message anytime, anywhere......

(below)

(Music: Keep Your Grief to Yourself...... The four were relatively speechless...... ）

Tang: (hands folded) Wukong, the Buddha said: color is emptiness, emptiness is color. You've come to your senses. Amitabha......