It is said that after Tang Seng and his four apprentices went to the west to retrieve the Buddhist scriptures, time was long, and five hundred years passed in a flash, and I heard that Westerners had converted to Christianity, so people decided to send people to visit and investigate. So a team of pigs went abroad to learn from the experience. Why so many pigs? Because the four monks originally had no descendants, they didn't expect that when Zhu Bajie left Gao Laozhuang, Gao Cuicui was already pregnant with Little Zhu Bajie, and later Little Pig Bajie has been giving birth to Zhu Xiao Bajie, Zhu Bajie, Little Pig does not quit, must quit, quit is equal to white ring...... They, so pigs and pigs and pigs, they became the heirs of the only remaining revolutionary predecessors, until 500 years later.

One day, they went to a foreign country. When they arrived in the city, they took the tickets they picked up and mixed into the park, wow, in a green vegetable field, two teams of white and fat pigs came and went, running happily for a sweet potato. There are also thousands of boars, sows, small pigs, big pigs, and old pigs all on the side, one moment long sighs, one moment shouting, one moment gnashing teeth, one moment smiling.

The old pig A looked tasteless, thinking how not one person sent one, everyone didn't have to fight, or just carry forward the style Kong Rong let the pear let the melon also do, no wonder people say that our hometown is a state of etiquette, what is the good thing to let foreigners and foreign pigs take advantage, this time and carry forward the style to let others go, this is called Bi Ma Wen pig happy!

The old pig B said gloatingly: Fortunately, our team didn't come, you look at our neighbors, stumbling and stumbling, and they didn't grab the sweet potatoes and caused a commotion, what a shame! It can be seen that it is right not to come, but it is wrong to come, it is really Bi Ma Wen pig raising, why bother! It can be seen that we have foresight, just like the parents of the six immortals of Peach Valley, who happened to give birth to six, neither five nor seven!

Old pig C sighed: What a vegetable field! Do they look so white and tender one by one, run up to live tigers, eat gobbling up, put up loud and smelly, do Wei Ergang (here is transliteration), it seems that if you want to improve the breed, from yellow to white, we must go back to make such a vegetable field, so that the pigs, big pigs, old pigs, boars, sows are going to wander, foreign pigs can do it, we will also be able to do it, as long as we insist on not leaking for a long time, we will also be able to turn white!

After a while, the old pig D sighed again: What a good pig fan! All I see are heartthrobs, at least thousands of fans, where are they like those yellow-faced pigs in our hometown?! What's more, some sows also said that she would take off a piece of clothing when she grabbed a sweet potato...... Look at how beautiful Sister Xiao Su is, the wife of Xiao Luo's ear, and how pure Xiao Yimei, who was studying on stage just now, can the pig fans in our hometown have such a face? If there were such pig fans in my hometown, especially female pig fans, we would have rushed out of the pigsty a long time ago!

There was a little sheep who snorted and chirped and said: I have said a long time ago, why are foreign pigs so white and why are they so white? Why are our pigs so black, why are they so black? (Note: See the Four Great Whites and Four Blacks of Untitled by the Northeast Overseas Wanderer) because their buttocks grow well, they grow white, they grow handsome, they are places, and the places that should be fat are fat, and the places that should not be fat are also fat. If you want to have a good butt, you have to be in the position early. When will they have such a good position? When is it time for them to give us a kick in the foot, like the bald man who got a red card gave our neighbor a kick?

There is an old pig f, who is the descendant of Marshal Tianpeng's Dharma Wu Neng known as Zhu Bajie, who is highly respected and well-dressed, and looks good, seeing that the pigs are all looking at Sister Xiao Su in the audience and Xiao Yimei on the stage, the corners of the mouth are crooked, and the limbs are convulsed, and he can't help but be secretly frightened, so he wiped a handful of saliva, wiped a handful of faces, straightened a handful of clothes, and made a report (note: part of the content was drafted by Professor Huang of Peking University), and the recording is as follows:

First of all, we are fortunate to be here, the place where the older generation of pig-class revolutionaries have studied, lived, worked, and fought, and my thoughts and admiration are like a surging river. Secondly, about the work of pigs, it can be said that I am a layman, and I don't know anything except breeding, unlike you who are all specialized in pig work, some are specialized in boars, and some are specialized in sows. After going abroad, I seized the time, day and night, to touch a handful below, and got a lot of first-hand materials, all of which are genuine, fresh, focused, and impressive, and now I will report to you.

1. On the question of what to believe and what not to believe.

When I came to a foreign country this time, I found that many pigs from my hometown did not study hard, but went to believe in religion with foreign pigs, saying that they could get spiritual satisfaction, and only religion could fill their spiritual emptiness? If you really want to be religious, you can also believe in religion at home and in your own country? Although the government does not encourage it, it also recognizes the freedom of religious belief, and we do not oppose it as long as it is open and legitimate. At present, there are open places for religious belief in many localities, and in some places various open and legitimate collective religious worship activities have been held......

Second, on the question of what to enter and what not to enter.

This time in the park, some countries are not allowed to enter the park for the sake of athletic performance, and all sows are separated from the boars, whether they are open or unpublic. Some comrades do not understand this, but in fact, what's wrong with this? I think it's still this foreign sow is good, not only good-looking, but also delicious, white skin and tender meat, good figure, and many patterns. We should understand that the fact that dogs and their families are not allowed to enter is their special care for our poor and middle peasants, the cordial care of the higher organizations for us, the living and practical use of 12345 in the special environment of foreign countries, and the special means of investigating the decadent lifestyle of the foreign pig class under the new situation. However, it must be noted that the situation outside is complicated and there are many diseases, not only dogs and family members are not allowed to enter, but also there are no secretaries and acquaintances to lead the way, and some other things that cannot be entered should not be entered; Also, into the light than the feathers, there is heavier than Mount Tai, the key is to put the right position, into the right place. Don't enter is equal to not entering, entering is equal to entering in vain, don't let foreigners, foreign pigs laugh at us, we don't have to laugh, we can't raise our heads in front of them. Speaking of which, I have to name a person, don't look at others as your comrades who wilted overnight! This comrade was originally an unemployed peasant in XX Province, and he committed many crimes in the vicinity of XX Village, XX Town, XX Highway, and was specially approved to go abroad with the delegation for investigation because of his meritorious service, but unexpectedly last night the old illness recurred and he could not afford to be ill, and he made an unforgivable and irreparable extremely serious mistake, which caused an extremely bad impact in front of foreign friends, and the people's feces were extremely great.

3. Regarding the issue of individual people reporting that park rangers have taken advantage of their powers to harm public welfare and private interests.

First of all, it is necessary to affirm that the work of the park ranger is good and successful, and that the work is diligent and diligent. Secondly, it should be said that as the host, he grabbed the last sweet potato, and it is understandable that he took advantage of a little bit of the sweet potato and let others suffer a small loss. The so-called loss is to take advantage of the advantage, and to take advantage is to suffer a loss. Thirdly, it is very reasonable for someone to say that the place of existence is reasonable, that is to say, since the host has made such a great contribution, it is reasonable to take a little more, eat a little more, and occupy a little more, and it is necessary to get more fish. Fourth, the host has the ability to grab sweet potatoes, and we are also good at it, so it's not a big deal.

Fourth, on the question of the guiding spirit of future work.

After unifying the thinking and understanding, I have a preliminary plan for the future work, after going back, we must learn the spirit of raising pigs in Bimawen, or if you don't do it, you will do it vigorously, and you must do it vigorously, and you must conscientiously study the spirit of raising pigs in Bimawen, and beat those cheap goods once every two days or twice a day (see the report made by Comrade Huang Yu for details), but it is really not possible to conscientiously study and comprehend the spirit of raising pigs in Bi Ma Wen, and beat the disobedient pigs to death, and kill the pigs to show the pigs (for details, see also the report made by Comrade Huang Yu). The old man said: people are to have a little spirit, pigs want to be spiritual, he didn't talk about this, I think it is to the ground, whether there is a minefield or an abyss in front of us, we must have a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, repeated defeats, repeated defeats, victories, happy defeats, but also happy to lose, go forward and succeed without hesitation, and then die, don't ask how long the red flag will be played, how long will the flowers be discharged......

Fifth, on the issue of creating a good external environment.

It is said that now the environment of our hometown is deteriorating, the wind direction is not right, some people with sinister intentions, of course, are a small number of people, a very small number of people, such as the old dragon of Fujiao, the woodcutter of the United States, they are very rampant, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, fanning the flames everywhere, sowing discord between everyone and Comrade Jute Pig, we must maintain a high degree of vigilance against this, to prevent them from engaging in conspiracy and sudden attacks. But don't be afraid, what's so scary? With just a few talents and a few self-employed people, can the national flag be raised and the national anthem played? Joke!

6. On the issue of Comrade Golden Monkey's job.

Comrade Golden Monkey was originally a family of Bi Ma Wen, in the past work has made certain achievements, and then changed to serve as the director of my pig farm, because the business is not familiar, the situation is not understood, the work has not been handy, although he has not done anything big and can not do anything big, but the depression of the pig farm in the previous period has an unshirkable responsibility, after research and decision, Comrade Golden Monkey no longer cares about the internal affairs of the pig farm, As the nominal director of the farm, Comrade Golden Monkey should stop shouting grievances, this time it is serious, and the actual work of the pig farm in the future will be presided over by the well-known Jute Pig Comrade who has been engaged in the work of the pig farm for a long time.

Everyone, be quiet! If there is opposition, please raise your hand, there is a raise of your hand, no, pass!

Seventh, on the issue of starting from the doll pig.

It has long been proposed that we must implement the policy of starting from the baby pig, grasping it as soon as it is caught, always grasping it without leaking, and being hard with both hands. We have drawn up two plans: one is to send one in a thousand baby pigs to the mountains and countryside in a foreign country with a harsh environment, to be tested, and temporarily go to a concentration camp run by the old Nazis in the Americas for training; The second is to arrest the old dragon and the woodcutter first, kill a hundred examples, yes, kill the pig to show the pig!

8. On the issue of strengthening internal links.

It is necessary to strengthen the people's internal ties, maintain close ties with the masses, and persist in face-to-face and heart-to-heart exchanges. Don't talk about anything else, you all know that I am a big boss, how thick it is, your leading comrades know best. I worked with her all night last night. At first, she didn't know my strengths, I didn't know her depths, and I couldn't get a piece of it by dodging. But after many confrontations, the situation was finally put on the table. Now that the camouflage has been stripped off, the bottom is easy to dry. We focus on the focus, put the posture right, go all out, go into the simple way, and persist until the long-standing problems are completely solved. It's really a lot of fun, and it's dripping with joy. In the end she was happy, I was satisfied, how good that was! This is true of all our movements, and the men have not yet stood up...... All women comrades stood up......

The lesbians present all stood up and waited for instructions. He licked his fingers, flipped the page, and read: "It!