It is said that on this day, the four Tang monks and apprentices traveled to a country, and looked up to see the three-character daughter country written on the city gate.

Tang Seng: I'm kao! Is there anything wrong ~~~~~? It's all ~~~?!

Sun Wukong: I said, can you be Sven? Why are you so wide-eyed? Let's just say that you, look at you like that, you know that you are illiterate, and you are stunned to say that you are a Buddhist undergraduate.

Tang Seng: What's the matter, Buddhist undergraduates can't speak foul language. Let me tell you, we intellectuals don't want to scold and scold our mothers to express lyricism?

Sha Seng: Master, this is wrong with you.

Tang Seng: Stop! The third child, it's not me talking about you, you three, you talk the most, you talk the most, you talk crookedly all day long, it's just a - no, it's a bunch of flies circling around people, or why don't I let Bajie carry the burden? Pick such a heavy burden and talk so much, do you want to give you a tight spell too!?

Sha Monk: $#@%$

Zhu Bajie: Yes, Master, you are really discerning.

Tang Seng: Or Bajie is my bosom friend.

Zhu Bajie: My admiration for you, Master, is like a surging river, and even more like the Yellow River flooding out of control, but Master, you should also use a new word this time.

Tang Seng: Then according to your meaning, what is it better not to use the girl?

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng said in unison: mm!

Tang Seng: I'm kao! Who are the three of you peeking at me chatting online?

Zhu Bajie: Old pig, I ...... yesterday After a long night of sleeping, I was blinking at the moon, and I accidentally saw Master drooling and tapping on the keyboard with Sister Guanyin......

Tang Seng: Bajie, I see that you are tired these days, so let's do it, you can ride this horse in the future, and you will have a share of supper in the future.

White Dragon Horse: No, I was tired and panicked with you, but now you call me to carry this dead fat pig, beware that I will sue you for animal cruelty to the Animal Protection Association! No matter how you say it, I'm also the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea!

Tang Seng: Yes, then let Sha Seng carry you on your back from now on.

Sand Seng: Why me again?!

Tang Seng: It's not you, it's Wukong, or you try it alone with him.

Sha Seng: Yes, isn't it okay to count me unlucky?

Tang Seng: By the way, Bajie, why did you see me and Sister Guanyin?

Zhu Bajie: I saw that you were studying Buddhism wholeheartedly with Sister Guanyin, and I was really moved by my disciples!

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng vomited on the side.

At this moment, an old lady with a red hoop suddenly jumped out of the roadside.

Old Lady: What for? Think of this as your public toilet, do you know that you are so big everywhere - no, spitting everywhere will pollute the environment? Come, a fine of 5 taels of silver per person!

Sun Wukong, Sha Seng: Did you make ~~~~~ mistakes!

Old lady: No ~~~~~~ mistake!

Sha Seng took out 5 taels of silver from his purse: Auntie, this is the hard-earned money I got in exchange for three months, you can save some money.

Old Lady: What, you call me Auntie. Tell you that I'm not old with a beard?

Sun Wukong: So, auntie......

Old Lady: Call me ~~~~~~mm!

The four masters and apprentices all fainted and fell to the ground.

The four of them got up, and came into the city as if they had a dream. The city is bustling.

Zhu Bajie: Fortunately, this city is not full of old mm. Hum...... Ha......

Monkey King: Someone is singing?!

Singing: I love you and pour my love, please cherish this love......

The four masters and apprentices said in unison: Leslie Cheung?

Tang Seng took out a piece of paper and a pen: Brother (read the second tone), sign for me, right?

Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng: And me......

Leslie Cheung glanced at Tang Seng: Just you, you don't take a photo, you look like a bald Luo Jiaying and still have to sign? And the two of you, a bearded man with a cheeky face, think you're sexy? One put a pig's head on his head, and he thought he was a pig? If you want to sign an autograph, go play!

Sun Wukong came over flatteringly: Brother, are you singing in your daughter's country, and you don't have an advertisement or anything, the four of us are all your fans, so let's come to your field early.

Leslie Cheung: Who is singing?

Monkey King: Then how did you get there......

Leslie Cheung: Don't you see that?

Master and Apprentice: What?

Leslie Cheung turned around coquettishly: Am I also a mm?

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie both fainted to the ground, Sun Wukong and Sha Seng wanted to vomit again, and suddenly saw the old lady staring at them with small eyes, so they had to hold back desperately.

Leslie Cheung: Hmph! Incomprehensible!

Sha Seng finally couldn't hold back, and spit it out again.

Old Lady: You......

Sha Seng: I understand! You wait first! Give me some time, I'll vomit and vomit, and slowly get used to it! Wow......

Old lady: This time I have to pay a fine of 10 taels!

Sand Sage: Why? Vomit......

Old lady: If you vomit again, it's 15 taels.

Sha Seng had to hold back desperately, but he didn't have so much silver on him, so he had to turn to Tang Seng: Master, can you borrow a few taels of silver first?

Tang Seng: Kao! Borrowed again? Last time, I borrowed 2 taels of 5 dollars plus 3 copper plates and haven't paid it back! There are no doors!

Sha Seng reluctantly turned to Sun Wukong: Senior brother......

Sun Wukong: I-I'm still in debt. When I went back to Lichun Courtyard to eat white food, all three of you urinated and escaped, so I left one of them, and I was flattened like a monkey.

Zhu Bajie: You were originally a monkey, huh?

Monkey King: Yes?!

Zhu Bajie: Senior Brother Sha, they don't borrow, I will lend it to you, who told you to carry me to the west in the future? Come on, it's 10 taels!

Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie with tears in his eyes: Hero!

Zhu Bajie: But-you have to make a note for me, if you don't pay it back this month, it will become 12 taels next month, this is a certainty. If you don't pay it back next month, then you have to pay me back 18 taels, which is called nailing on the board, if you don't pay it back, then you have to nail it on the nail and add nails, and you have to pay 30 taels......

Sand Monk: I'm Kao! Aren't you a usury? Why didn't you hear you say that last time you lent it to Senior Brother?

Zhu Bajie: Because in terms of wisdom, I am a little higher than him, but in terms of martial arts, he is a little bit higher than me. And when I talk about wisdom and martial arts, I am a little higher than you, who am I not bullying you bully?

Sand Monk: Kao!

Zhu Bajie: Kao what kao? Do you want it?

Sha Seng tearfully took 10 taels of silver, handed it to the old lady, and shouted: God is jealous of talents! Big-mm, you've seen it all the time, I'm smashing the pot and selling iron, can you give a discount?

Old lady: Look at your poor nature, yes, this time I will charge you less than two copper plates!

Sha Seng: ! $#@$

After the old lady retrieved the two copper plates, the four of them continued to walk, and asked the mm on the side of the road about the residence of the king of the daughter country. So along the way, I couldn't help but be hungry.

Zhu Bajie took out three steamed buns from his arms and hummed while eating: Eat-it's okay, there are still three steamed buns left yesterday. Master, here you are one.

Tang Seng: When you mention this ~~~~~~~~~ word......

Zhu Bajie: I'm excited, isn't it?

Tang Seng: It's still Bajie who hurts me!

Zhu Bajie: That is, one day as a teacher and a father for life.

Sha Seng looked at it, touched his pocket and looked at Sun Wukong again, and saw that he was also helpless: Second brother, can you ......

Zhu Bajie: The door is not at all!

Monkey King: Is there my share?

Zhu Bajie: Do you want it? Do you want to make it clear? I'll give it to you if you want it, and I won't give it to you if you want it! It's impossible for you to say that you want me not to give it to you, and you say you don't want me but I want to give it to you, everyone is reasonable! Now I'll count to three, and you'll have to tell if you want to ......

Monkey King: I'm Kao! Don't push me!

Sha Seng: Yes, if you don't give it to me, even if you don't give it to me, the senior brother won't give it either? You're too ~~~~~~ too much!

Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong with some fear: I~~~ What if I don't give it, do you want to pretend to be me and eat a tiger?

Monkey King: Hmph...... You forced me. Come, Senior Brother Sha......

Sha Seng took out a rolling pin: Received!

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he covered his face and didn't dare to look at it, and suddenly heard ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Sha Seng: Take a look, take a look, the so-called is at home by relying on parents to go out to rely on friends, fellow villagers, fathers, brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, everyone has money to hold a money field, no money to hold a personal field, our brothers will not be anything when they first arrive, come, senior brother to everyone to turn over a fight!

Boom ~~~~~~ Boom ~~~~~~~

Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng suddenly fainted and fell to the ground.

……

Monkey King: Ha! Yes, today's income is good, come, Senior Brother Sha, these 12 taels of silver will be given to you, and you can still keep 2 taels for the pig! Walk! Let's rub it off.

Sha Seng: Thank you, brother! I wonder why my brother is so generous today?

Sun Wukong: To tell you the truth, can you lend me your copy of "Jade Futon" for a visit?

Sand Seng: You want it? Do you want to make it clear? I'll give it to you if you want it, and I won't give it to you if you want it! It's impossible for you to say that you want me not to give it to you, and you say you don't want me but I want to give it to you, everyone is reasonable! Now I'll count to three, and you'll have to tell if you want to ......

Sun Wukong knocked the sand monk to the ground with a punch: Come again!? You don't fucking talk to me crookedly, I'm not angry, you're a sick monkey, and you're still a little kid when I tell you that Lao Tzu came out to mess around!

Sha Seng's eyes turned red: If you want it, why are you still beating me? It's not that I won't give it to you, if you want it, I will definitely give it to you, everyone is reasonable......

Monkey King: Stop! Come back!

Sun Wukong's eyes were red and he knelt on the ground: Master, hero! Please, bring this golden hoop to him, I can't stand him anymore, ah!

Tang Seng: I originally wanted to give it to him, alas, but the size of the diamond ring is too poor, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he is very uncomfortable after taking it, and he has insomnia all night, which will affect me! Speaking of the diamond circle, last year I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village, he is exquisitely handmade, the price is fair, and the child is not bullied, so I will order one next time!

Monkey King: #@!#~@

The four masters and apprentices finally came to the palace of the daughter country.

Tang Seng: Kao! The pomp is really big, you see that the decoration design here must have used 3DMAX plus Photoshop, it's just cool!

Zhu Bajie: Yes, this place is really amazing, even more luxurious than my Gao Laozhuang!

Sun Wukong: Say that you are a pig, you are really a pig, this is the palace, you Gao Laozhuang can be regarded as a rich peasant at most, you still think you are Li Shimin's relatives? Thorough beans!

Sha Seng: Senior brother, don't be like him, look at him like that, how can a pig-headed pig-brained person be as shrewd as your monkey?

Monkey King: That's it!

……

Daughter King: Are you the masters who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures?

Zhu Bajie whispered to Tang Seng and said: I'm kao! This mm looks really Peugeot. (Close-up of drooling dripping)

Tang Seng: Yes, you see her angelic face and devil figure. It's really a little bit of a cherry mouth, a thin waist of willow, and the sound of a swallow warbler...... (Nosebleeds drop by drop)

Sun Wukong bleeded his nose: I'm kao! Girl, I hate it the most!

Sha Monk has a long nosebleed: I think it's okay......

Zhu Bajie: I'm kao! She's picking her nostrils! You see—she reached out her slender hand and pointed out the middle ...... Ah, I'm sorry, it's a little finger, dig gently, dig ......

Daughter King: It's so cool~~~~~!

Monkey King: Wow~~~~~~, what a big lump!

Sha Seng: Alas~~~~~~ I didn't expect that her posture of picking her nostrils is so beautiful! yes~~~~~ I love it! I've decided, love you for 10,000 years!

Handmaiden: How bold! How dare you be unreasonable to our country!

Monkey King: Little mm! The so-called is a fair lady, a gentleman, and the bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, looking up at the bright moon, looking down at the girl

…… Good poetry, good poetry......

Daughter King: Ah, I didn't expect Master to be so talented, which really surprised the little girl. Don't hide it from everyone, in fact, the little girl has been in the daughter country for twenty-three years, two~~~ten~~~three~~~~ years! Sorry for the gaffe...... I've always wanted to find a Ruyi Jun, but it's all women, and I didn't expect it to be a glass when Leslie Cheung came! So, I'd like to choose one of you!

As soon as the words fell.

Zhu Bajie suddenly stretched out his arms and shouted: I ~~~~~~~ my ~~~~~~~~!

Sun Wukong knocked over Zhu Bajie with one punch: You get out of the way, knock out a bed bug from the melon seeds, how old the are you?

Sha Seng: Yes, don't you still have a Gao Xiuying in Gao Laozhuang, and don't you have a Chang'e on the moon?

Zhu Bajie (aggrieved): The relationship is broken!

Tang Seng sighed: Alas! Apprentices, you are too unlucky, a man like you, although you look a little damaged, but you still have at least some skills, really! …… Big~~~~ The husband has no wife, and there is no grass at the end of the world, but your master ~~~~~~ me...... This time, you have fulfilled me this time......

(The four masters and apprentices argued)

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