Journey to the West: Jinguang Temple
The four masters and apprentices traveled all the way west, and after walking a short distance, another place appeared in front of them.
Wukong: Master, there's a place to eat white food again!
Tang Seng: Wukong, although the words are good, but we are monks, so we should be more restrained in everything we do. Even if you are happy in your heart, don't say it.
Wukong: My grandson is so hungry now that he can't take care of that much!
Bajie: Yes! It seems that there is really a county seat in front of it.
Goku: Wrong! That's not the county seat, it should be the emperor's place!
Tang Seng: Emperor, are you big? So far away do you know it's the place of the emperor?
Wukong: Of course, you see that there are more than a dozen city gates on these four walls, how can there be such a big pomp and circumstance in ordinary small states and counties?
Bajie: As far as you know! Can you tell me the name of this city?
Wukong: I hate it when people expose my shortcomings, and I'm not allowed to talk to illiterate people like that!
Tang Seng: Bajie, let me tell you, the place with so many doors in front of you is the Panpan anti-theft door factory!
Factory Director: Pan Pan to go home, live and work in peace and contentment!
Director: Damn! Who called him to play?
Director: I fought for it myself, I think we invested so much money, but it was mentioned that it was not worth it!
Director: Okay, okay, just don't show up in the future, the actor continues!
Wukong: Master, what did you just say?
Tang Seng: Oh, I just said that the name of this country is called Saisai Country.
Bajie: It's an unlucky name, it sounds like a funeral service center.
Tang Seng: Less nonsense! Frame!
Sha Seng: Master, please just say that the next time you urge me to go faster, it hurts to whip me with a whip!
In a moment, several people walked to the gate of the city.
Wukong: Master, what do you mean by a moment?
Tang Seng: In a moment, it's ......
Bajie: Master, come and see the bald man have a meeting!
Tang Seng: ...... you Who are you scolding?
Bajie: No, I didn't scold you, you see that the streets are full of bald people.
Sand Monk: Bald? Let me see? Help me find out if there is a nonsensical tribe kizi, I heard that he is also bald, I can worship him!
Tang Seng: Are you bald? Whoever says this bald word again, I'll split whom!
Bald: Yo! Here comes another white and chubby bald man!
Tang Seng: Damn! You're too faceless, aren't you? Before I finish speaking, you'll ......
Wukong: Master, it seems that your hairstyle is very popular here now?
Tang Seng: Why don't you go and ask what the hell is going on!
Wukong: Okay! Senior Brother Sha, go faster!
Sand Monk: It's coming soon!
Wukong: What are you doing here?
Bald: You ...... You are the monks from the Tang Dynasty, right?
Tang Seng: Wukong, run! There are youkai!
Wukong: Where? Where?
Tang Seng: He knows that we are from the Tang Dynasty, what is it if we are not monsters?
Bald: When I had a dream last night, a ghost king told me that a few monks from the east would save us from fire and water today!
Tang Seng: No, right?
Bajie: Wow! Master, we have become celebrities, and everyone dreams of us!
Tang Seng: What is your name? It's just a dream of us, and what ghost king do you want to inform him, what have we become?
Wukong: You listen to what people say!
Bald: We are all monks of Jinguang Temple, because there is a pagoda in Jinguang Temple, ho! This pagoda is very high, not to mention towering into the clouds, it is also not high!
Wukong: Talking about the point!
Bald: Oh, we have a treasure in this tower that will shine day and night!
Wukong: Shine day and night? So hanging?
Bald: Yes! Just because of this baby, several countries next to us have made pilgrimages to our country every year!
Tang Seng: That's good, then why are you pretending to be beggars on the street now?
Bald: You have nothing to do to pretend to be a beggar, one night it was very dark, that's called a black. Have you ever seen a black pot bottom? Dig it! It's so dark like something......
Wukong: Talking about the point!
Bald: Oh, after a rain that night, the glowing baby was gone. As a result, foreign countries did not come to pay tribute, and the king said that we had stolen the treasure, and we were not allowed to recite the scriptures, so we had to go to the streets to beg for food. We can't read the scriptures now, we can't ask for food, and we are completely unfamiliar with the new business!
Tang Seng: Oh? Is that so? Wukong, I think there must be a ghost in this matter, let's go to the Golden Light Temple to sweep the pagoda, what do you think?
Wukong: You have to go, don't call me.
Tang:......
Wukong: Look at me and I'm not going to go!
Tang:......
Wukong: Just don't go!
Tang:......
Wukong: Dig up! Can't I go? If you have an opinion about me, you can recite the mantra, please don't look at me like that!
Tang Seng: Horizontal! I know you can't! May I ask this monk, where is this Jinguangbao Temple?
Bald: You monk is really good at laughing, this is Jinguang Temple!
Tang Seng: No, right? This is a demolition site at all, look at the mess, why don't you clean it up?
Bald: Pack up? Good idea! To give!
Tang Seng: What are you doing with my broom?
Bald: There's a pagoda in the back, go clean up!
Tang Seng: Damn! If you want us to sweep the tower, can you give us a broom to sweep the floor? This bed sweeper is a little too small!
Bald: That's it! Love or not!
At night, in the dead of night, inside the pagoda.
Wukong: I don't come to clean in broad daylight, I prefer to come in when the moon is dark and the wind is high, and you don't seem to be willing to meet ghosts.
Tang Seng: That's exciting! Wukong, I don't know how many floors this pagoda has?
Wukong: I'll count! 1, 6, 8, 17......
Tang Seng: Which tendon I made the wrong one to let you count! But you've already started counting from the beginning, and you've made a lot of progress!
Goku: I remember! That bald man seemed to tell us just now that the original treasure was placed on the thirteenth floor!
Tang Seng: Well, I also remember that this pagoda is thirteen-storey. Now I'm a little tired of sweeping, and you'll do the rest!
Wukong: Huh? We've only swept one floor now, huh? It's still very high, right?
Tang Seng: Stupid! Thirteen minus one equals two, and there are two layers on top!
Wukong: Oh, then I'll go up and sweep it!
Tang Seng: Huh...... If you don't have culture, you're gullible!
The top floor of the pagoda.
Wukong: These two layers are really tiring...... Well? It looks like someone upstairs is punching and drinking!
Upstairs: palms ~~~~~~~ backs...... Palms ~~~~~~~ backs...... Palms ~~~~~~~ backs......
Wukong: Phew! Who are you?
Upstairs: Huh?
Goku: Add me to play one!
Upstairs: No more, no more, we have enough!
Wukong: Less! The two of you can't tell the winner at all when you play with the palm of your hand?
Upstairs: Cut! You won't be able to play, of course you will be able to tell the winner!
Goku: Less nonsense! What kind of monsters are you!
Yokai A: How do you know we're youkai?
Goku: Me? I'm so sharp-eyed! You haven't watched the previous "Hip Travel", right?
Monster B: Could it be that you are the Monkey King in "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace" written by Kizi?
Wukong: That's right! I don't think you know!
Monster A: Then I'll introduce myself, my name is Ben Bo Ba, and his name is Ba Bo Ben.
Wukong: Damn! Who gave you this name? Let me tell you, no one dares to say that they are boba in front of my second junior brother! I'm ~~~~~~~
Ba Boben: Ah~~~~~ I just came out and said a line and was killed~~~~~~
Rush: Why are you like this? From the appearance to the present, people are called upstairs for a while, monster B for a while, and Ba Bo Ben for a while, and you were killed as soon as you said a word, people...... Is it easy for people!
Wukong: Don't come to this set, tell me the truth quickly, or I'll kill you together!
Rush: Actually, I'm a catfish monster, and he's a black fish spirit. Our Halloween Old Dragon King had a precious daughter eighteen years ago, named Princess Halloween. Recently, the princess and the nine-headed colt were married, and we stole the treasure of the tower as a dowry......
Wukong: It's useless to talk to me! I'm asking you how the two of you should play with the palms and backs of your hands!
Rush Ba: Two people shoot at the same time, if the same is counted as my win, if it is not the same, he wins!
Wukong: Kids, this game is fun, let's go home and try it too!
Rush: Can I go, then?
Bajie: No!
Goku: Huh? When did you show up?
Bajie: The master called me here, and he said that you have been scanning it for a long time, and he heard that you have encountered a boba, and he asked me to take a look.
Wukong: Look! This is it!
Bajie: You bluff me, go, let's find the master!
Everyone got off the pagoda and returned to the Jinguang Private Meditation Temple.
Bajie: Master, look! That's what Brother Monkey said!
Tang Seng: Damn! Wukong, we monks don't speak, how can we deceive people when this person is not a ghost or a ghost?
Wukong: It's not that I'm lying, I'm afraid you won't believe it, his mother gave him such a name since he was a child!
Tang Seng: What? Do you mean to say that the treasure on the tower was stolen by them?
Wukong: Huh? I haven't said it yet, how do you know?
Tang Seng: After writing so much and not getting to the point, the audience has long been impatient, I am urging your progress!
Wukong: Well, now that you know everything, then we don't have to wait, let's go to the king and exchange letters now.
Tang Seng: Let's go!
Above the Golden Palace.
King: You are the Tang Dynasty monks who just reported?
Tang Seng: Yes, the poor monk is called Xuanzang.
King: The three youkai standing next to you must have been caught by your apprentice?
Tang Seng: Wrong! The three youkai you mentioned are actually my apprentices, and the apprentices you are talking about are actually the monsters they caught.
King: Awesome! I didn't expect that the monks from big places also had Xiudou in their brains! Retreat from the court!
Goku: What did you say? We've worked so hard to come here to catch monsters for you, and you're going to retreat from the dynasty without even looking at us?
King: Yo! I can't believe that you, a monster with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, can still speak human words!
Wukong: Nonsense, we are all immortals, you mortal eyes can't see it.
King: Oh? So that's the case, then I'll welcome you with the most solemn ceremony in our country.
Goku: What ritual?
King: Invite a few monks to this car, and I will let the people of the whole country see you, it should be called Xianjie in your place!
Wukong: But this car looks like a cage, huh?
King: I'm afraid that the people will hurt you when they see you excited!
Bajie: This car is a little too crowded.
King: That's why you're united!
Sha Seng: It's been a long time since I've been in a car......
King: Alright, you can go now. Come on! Take these monks out on the streets!
Tang Seng: Thank you so much, but what is the sign written on the front of the car in your own country's language just now?
King: Oh, it says 'Rare Wildlife Tour, the ticket price is two yuan, and the college entrance examination students present half price with their examination certificates'.
Tang Seng: What? You've gone too far! How can I say that they are also apprentices I brought, why didn't they mention that they had my share?
Rush: Hey! You're not finished, I've been standing on the side for so long, how many lines can I have two lines!
Guards: The Tang Dynasty Holy Monk Returns to the Dynasty on the Street......
Tang Seng: Damn! Why did you come back so soon?
King: Well, the country is small, that's it!
Goku: Wow! Master, I didn't expect the people in their country to be really enthusiastic, you see, they still gave us so many vegetables along the way!
Bajie: I still have eggs here, but unfortunately they are still too fast, I didn't catch any of them, they all broke on me!
Wukong: Thank you, old king, I will definitely get the treasure back for you!
King: Thank you so much, monk! I'll have a few thousand men ready now, and you'll be able to ...... tomorrow morning Wow! Fly ~~~~~~
Bajie: Cut! I've told you I've been told I'm a god a long time ago, what a fuss! I've got to chase Monkey too!
King: Wow! Fly again~~~~~~
Rush: Hey! And me! Running the trick is also an actor!
King: Wow! I'm not the only one here who can't fly~~~~~~
Ben Boba brought Wukong and Bajie to the Troubled Stone Mountain and Bibo Pond.
Wukong: You go down now, tell the Ten Thousand Saints Dragon King, and say that I will come to him now to get back the treasure of the Golden Light Temple!
Rush: Okay, but can you tell me why you put such a long rope around my waist?
Wukong: Nonsense, if you can't get down, I'll get you up!
Ben Boba: I see, there is a sentence I don't know whether to say it or not.
Bajie: You can go down for me......
Wukong: Damn! Why not wait for it to finish? Maybe you want to praise me for my good method!
Bajie: Look at the hairy look on your face!
Wukong: Hairy? Does it matter......
The mansion of the old dragon king of Bibotan.
Dragon King: Dig in! I didn't think I would have seen the evolved tail for a few days!
Rush: No! Ba Boben and I were drinking on the tower last night when we were bumped into by a few monks from the Tang Dynasty.
Dragonlord: Oh? Could it be that Tang Seng and a few of them?
Rush: That's right! Just a few of them, you know?
Dragon King: Who doesn't know about "Xi Youji" written by Kizi, who doesn't know?
Audience: Wow! The author is too thick-skinned, right?
Kizi: Don't make noise! Looking at it next, I think this paragraph is pretty well written! Flickering flowers haha and ~~~~~~~~~
Dragon King: And they put your tail on it too?
Rush: Please, it's the rope! Now that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are on it, it wants us to hand over the treasures of Jinguang Temple, otherwise......
Dragon King: Otherwise what?
Rush: Otherwise......
Dragon King: What the hell is it!
Rush: Otherwise, he's going to drag me up!
Dragon King: Damn! Drag you up, drag you up, it's my business!
Nine-Headed Pony: You can't say that......
Dragon King: Huh? It's you?
Nine-Headed Pony: Yes, it's the son-in-law.
Dragon King: Does the fact that you have four words in your TMD name mean that you are very hanging? I'm telling you, change it back for me right away!
Ninehead: That's good, isn't it? Cut! I mean that in fact, Sun Wukong has nothing to fear, I will go up to meet them, no matter how I say it, I can't lose the face of our Bibotan.
Dragon King: ...... you? Can you do it?
Jiutou: I think back then, I also did push-ups for a few days in a row!
Dragon King: That's not enough, isn't that?
Nine heads: And sit-ups!
Dragon King: Damn! That's not going to work! I think it's better to give the baby back!
Jiutou: Don't worry, self-confidence is very important! Rush Boss! Tie the rope around your waist to my waist!
Rush: What for?
Jiutou: I can't swim up such a deep pool, so let him drag me up in a while!
After a while, Wukong couldn't wait on the shore, and as soon as he reached out, he pulled the rope up from the water.
Goku: Huh? How did it change? I can't imagine that this monster has usually learned Western magic and changed into a living person!
Nine Heads: How big have you been? A place of water heard you talking nonsense here, and when I saw this nine-headed horse, I didn't hurry up to report your name, and this king's subordinates will not kill nameless ghosts!
Wukong: You don't even know me? The old grandson lived in Huaguo Mountain, a water curtain cave between the sea. Since childhood, I have cultivated a good body, and the Jade Emperor has named me Qi Tiansheng. Just because of the trouble in the bullfighting palace, it is difficult for the gods in the sky to win. When you come to show Myoko, boundless wisdom is extraordinary. For somersaults and gambling on supernatural powers, my hands turned into mountains and pressed me. For 500 years now, the viewers persuaded Fang to flee for his life. The Tang Dynasty Sanzang went to the west and worshiped the Lingshan to seek Buddha's praise. Liberate my body to protect him, refine demons and purify monsters, and practice. The road meets the Western Regions to sacrifice the city. Sacrifice the lives of three generations of monks. We are merciful and ask about the old feelings, because there is no light on the tower. My division swept the tower to explore clearly, and the night was quiet at night. Catch the fish essence to make a real offering, he said that you and others stole treasures. The combination is a thief with a dragon king, and the princess even has the name Halloween. The blood rained down on the tower and stole his treasure for use. The confession in front of the palace is even more empty, and I am in this realm according to the king's words. Therefore, if you are looking for war, you don't need to ask your grandfather's surname. Give the treasure back to him, and spare the life of your whole family, young and old. If you dare to be ignorant, you will be strong, and teach you that the mountains and rivers are pure!
Nine heads: When the inside is when the inside is the inside of the time! Who do you think you are? Do you think you are the Monkey King who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace? Look at your stupidity!
Wukong: There is no reason to talk to you as illiterate, I am the Monkey King!
Jiutou: Are you the Monkey King? I'm still Zhu Bajie!
Bajie: Huh? You fight and fight, what do you want me to do?
Wukong: I don't have time to talk nonsense with you! Pick up!
Nine Heads: OK! takethat!
There was a fierce fight.
Bajie: Hey! You two rest for a while, and now it's dark for you to fight!
Wukong: The sunset is a natural phenomenon, not us, right?
Nine heads: I'm too tired, don't fight, I'll flash!
Goku: Won't you? As soon as you hit it, you flashed, didn't you just say that your subordinates don't kill nameless ghosts or something?
Jiutou: Nonsense, I haven't beaten anyone before!
The nine-headed insect showed its original form in the sky, it turned out to be a nine-headed monster, and when it flew back into the pool, it stretched out from its waist and took Zhu Bajie, who was watching the excitement on the side, back into the pool.
Bajie: Wow! I didn't do it again, you're too unrighteous, aren't you? Brother Monkey, come and save me, ~~~~~~~
Wukong: Bajie, I usually told you that watching the excitement is a manifestation of quality, but I didn't expect you to just listen, and look, I was captured by a monster, right?
Ultraman: What? Got monsters? I'm coming!
Wukong: You? Who are you?
Ultraman: On the M78 nebula, which is 3 million light-years away from Earth, there is a planet where Ultraman is located, and it is called Ultraman. That's where Ultraman came from. Come to Earth to protect the safety of the Earth and consider it your second home. In order to pursue the cosmic monster Baijura to Earth, but accidentally collided with a small plane piloted by Hayata, a scientific task force, as compensation for Hayata's life, I merged with Wasata, stayed on Earth, and destroyed the monsters and space people that kept appearing. In a critical moment, as long as you raise the β magic wand, you will transform into Ultraman, the hero of the universe. However, our Ultraman's energy on Earth is rapidly declining, and it can only last for about three minutes.
Kizi: Yes, yes, yes! Ultraman's trick is to shoot the Speech beam. The Speese beam is very powerful, and it can destroy big monsters in one fell swoop. Ultraman also has weapons such as the Electric Aperture, which is used against the second-generation Baltans who can reflect Speese's beams. In a battle with a powerful cosmic dinosaur, Ultraman is defeated and brought back by his brother Ultraman Zofie to the M78 Ultra Star, which he has been missing for a long time.
Wukong: Nest you old wood, who let this Dongdong come here?
Ultraman: Didn't you say there were monsters? Destroying the monsters on Earth is my mission!
Director: Hey! You're on the wrong set, and the Japanese drama is next to you.
Ultraman: Oh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Monster! I'm coming~~~~~~~~~
Wukong: Woo ...... Finally gone. Hey? What is in the sky?
Erlang God: Great Sage! Why are you here?
Goku: It turned out to be the Six Immortals of Peach Valley and the Jiro fungus!
Erlang God: It's not a fungus, it's a true king. You're talking about wild mushrooms! They are not the six immortals of Peach Valley, they are the six brothers of Meishan.
Goku: Oh, I'm stunned. Here's the thing, our master and apprentice passed by the sacrificial country, and learned that the goblins in this waterhole had stolen the treasures of their country, so I came with the second junior brother to ask for it, and I didn't want the second junior brother to be caught, and I was about to save him!
Erlang God: It's just so that we're here to help you, you go in and lure the goblins out, and we'll help you kill them one by one on the shore!
Wukong: Okay! Then please!
In order to hide people's eyes, Wukong changed and got into the pool. Sure enough, I found Zhu Bajie who was tied like a zongzi in the water.
Wukong: Eight Rings! Eight precepts! Do you recognize me?
Bajie: Brother Monkey...... I'll recognize you from afar!
Goku: Huh? Do you recognize it too? I was watched by people all the way just now, do you mean that I don't look like this little white rabbit?
Bajie: Like! It's so similar! But this is the first time I've seen a rabbit like you swimming underwater.
Wukong: Damn! I've forgotten about this, come, I'll let you go, and let's lead that hydra up to the water. Outside, the god Erlang is already waiting there!
Bajie: Okay, let's go!
Wukong and Bajie entered the Dragon Palace, fought when they saw someone, and killed anyone they met.
Bajie: Brother Monkey, isn't it a bit too inhumane for us to do this?
Wukong: Monsters, what's the point of killing a few more?
Bajie: But I'm already tired.
Goku: Just hold on a little longer.
Bajie: If you show the prototype and don't become this damn rabbit and fight with me.
Wukong: Okay! I change!
It's been another hard fight all the way, and the entire blue wave pool has been dyed black.
Bajie: I told you to kill some cuttlefish less, and lo and behold, you can't see anything!
Wukong: Shut up, the old dragon king and the nine-headed monster live in front of me, let's hurry over!
The two broke into the last actor's lounge, where they met the old dragon king and the nine-headed monster.
Dragon King: Great Sage, this is the treasure we stole in Jinguang Temple, you've fought enough, please let us live!
Wukong: I'll take it away, baby, you two can go!
Bajie: Huh? Cheap them like that?
Wukong: Don't do things so desperately!
Dragon King: That'...... Then thank you both, colt, don't go quickly!
Nine Heads: Horizontal! There will be a period later!
Dragon King: You're big! Let's go!
Bajie: Brother Monkey, why did you let them go?
Wukong: Isn't there someone out there who suffers? Let them do this killing thing, come, let's go out and see!
On the edge of the blue wave pool.
Wukong: How's that? Guys, are you killed?
Erlang God: It's really dangerous, just now a nine-headed monster came out of it all at once, none of us dared to fight, but fortunately we didn't let go of a dragon head monster that followed behind. See! How lovely it is to die!
Wukong: ......
Bajie: It is better for us to fight ourselves if we knew this......
Jirojin: What? We...... We can't make a mistake, right?
Goku: Goodbye, you can go!
The Six Meishan Brothers: Huh? I just started playing Ba Boben, and now I play six brothers, playing seven roles in one play, and I don't even have a single line. Isn't that right?
Erlang God: What's the wordiness, it's time to close the team!
The Golden Temple of the Race Country.
King: What? Did the monk really recover his own treasure?
Wukong: That's right! It's in this brocade box! To give!
King: Thank you so much, it seems that I have wronged the monks of Jinguang Temple. Come on! Banquet Jinguang Temple, I want to comfort a few monks, and then allocate funds to rebuild Jinguang Temple.
Wukong: The name of Jinguang Temple is not good, gold is a flowing thing, and light is a flickering gas.
King: And what do you think it should be called?
Wukong: I think ...... Let's call it the Dragon Temple!
King: Descending Dragon Temple? Although the name is old-fashioned, and it seems to be tasteless, since it is the monk who spoke, it will be renamed the Ejian Dragon Temple!
Tang Seng (whisper): Wukong, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute, give people a good Jinguang Temple to change the city and what is the Dragon Temple, don't be ashamed in the future!
Bajie: I've been busy for a long time, but I haven't seen what the baby looks like day and night.
Tang Seng: Yes, I wonder if the king can let us see it?
King: Well said, well said! Ladies and gentlemen! Check it out!
Tang Seng: Wow! It turned out to be such a baby!
Bajie: Sure enough, it can shine day and night!
Goku: I really didn't expect it!
Sha Seng: There is really no starter in this country, why have you been using a flashlight for so long!
(Ending song: You Yiyi is picking and sighing, and I, Russia, Russia, and Russia are holding the horse...... )