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(In the middle of the night, the second family ** incense made the spring thirty Niang show the original form of the spider, and everyone worked together to hunt down the spider, but mistakenly took the supreme treasure who walked upside down with his hands as a spider spirit to burn with fire, so that the supreme treasure was on fire, but fortunately, the second master stepped on the fire hard.) )
Supreme Treasure: Who burned me?
Everyone: (in unison) It's not me! It's him! (refers to the second master)
Supreme Treasure: I guessed it was you! I have already seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, you want to sit in my seat, right?
The second master: No, helper!
Blind: The gang leader doesn't have cross-eyed! Helper, your Seven Wounds are all right!
Supreme Treasure: That's right! Why? I'll fight! (One punch on the second master)
Blind Man: I understand, the way to cure the Seven Wounds is to fight poison with poison, and the injury is on the injury!
Supreme Treasure: Makes sense! Reasonable!
Blind man: As for the second master, he made an unintentional mistake! If he hadn't kicked your little brother these few times, your injuries wouldn't have healed so quickly!
Supreme Treasure: Do you have a leg with him when you defend him so much?
Blind Man: (making gestures of intimacy) People are infatuated with you!
Supreme Treasure: you! Are you angry? Too lazy to pay attention to you! (Pushing the blind man away with one palm) The second master, I asked you to kill the thirty mothers of the spring, did you get it?
The second master: Chun Thirty Niang is a monster, spider spirit!
Supreme Treasure: Brother, how could I possibly accept such nonsense for a rational person like me? Kill her!
Blind: Huh? Helper, are you going? You're not afraid of him......
Supreme Treasure: What are you afraid of? My injuries are all healed, are you afraid that you won't be able to cut her?
Second master: Okay! Balls!
Supreme Treasure: You say there is a kind, right?
Second master: Just because I didn't say it!
Supreme Treasure: Then you can take a random guy to her house and hack it, and I'll cover you in the back!
Second master: Why am I the first every time? (The second master escaped halfway, and the Supreme Treasure had to touch the room of the Spring Thirty Niang alone.) After a while, everyone saw that the Supreme Treasure came out safe and sound. )
Supreme Treasure: (respectfully in the room) Although it is not a beautiful mountain and water here, it has a unique flavor, and the two of you will definitely fall in love with it if you live here, good night! (Bring the door and go downstairs)
Everyone: Helper, how is it, is it a monster?
Supreme Treasure: Yes! And it's very demonic! It makes my heart pound! (Suddenly, the door opens, and a teenage girl rushes out.) )
Girl: Please stay! (Supreme Treasure immediately turns around and looks like a person.) )
Girl: Senior sister said that the helper is benevolent and righteous is the hero of chivalry, and it is really a blessing to be able to make a friend like the helper, and the money that is resting on your brother's head today should be invited to buy wine and drink!
Supreme Treasure: Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Thank you for your kindness! (The girl smiles and turns to enter the room.) )
The second master: helper, the taste is too bad, right?
Supreme Treasure: Each has its own good! (After that, he smiled and turned away)
Blind: Wow--! (Crying) (It turned out that the girl was the junior sister of Chun Thirty Niang, named Bai Jingjing, just because she had a relationship with Sun Wukong five hundred years ago, and this time she came to Wuyue Mountain with a love-hate mood to wait for Sun Wukong to meet with the reincarnated Tang Sanzang.) (Supreme Treasure fell in love with Bai Jingjing at first sight, but she was dressed up but failed to attract the attention of Miss Jingjing.) )
Supreme Treasure: Why didn't Miss Jingjing react to my look at all? No way! (Supreme Treasure shaved his beard, put on a scholar's costume, and stood on the bridge waiting for Jingjing to appear.) )
Bai Jingjing: Who is it?
Supreme Treasure: The long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping, I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so you couldn't sleep either, Miss Jingjing!
Bai Jingjing: Yes! I don't know why the helper can't sleep?
Supreme Treasure: It's because of you, Miss Jingjing.
Bai Jingjing: Me!?
Supreme Treasure; Not bad. Since I saw Miss Jingjing, I decided to change my life and stop being a thief, in order to show my sincerity to the girl, I don't want to see me again...... (smiles back) Is it pretty?
Bai Jingjing: It's you stinky monkey!
Supreme Treasure; Yes? Monkey?
Bai Jingjing: Sun Wukong.
Supreme Treasure: Monkey King?
Bai Jingjing: You just need to become human?
Supreme Treasure: Human?!
Bai Jingjing: It seems that you won't admit that I don't use Samadhi White Bone Fire! (A finger of the jade hand, the hand of the Supreme Treasure immediately caught fire)
Supreme Treasure: Do you still need it? Burn again! Why bother--? Why bother--?
Bai Jingjing: Am I mistaken? (Fly up and extinguish the fire)
Supreme Treasure: Wow! Why are you burning me with flames?
Bai Jingjing: What are you shaving your beard for? Did you know that you have lost your beard and personality at all?
Supreme Treasure: Really?
Bai Jingjing: Alas, you can't do martial arts, you don't want to be a bandit, you want to be the champion?
Supreme Treasure: Have I thought about it......
Bai Jingjing: Save you! Change your image and do your promising career as a bandit!
Supreme Treasure: I know, I will definitely continue to work hard! (turns and runs)
Bai Jingjing: What is not good, it looks like a stinky monkey! (The Supreme Treasure returns to the room.) )
Supreme Treasure: What a failure! It turns out that Miss Jingjing likes me on the rough side! (Put the shaved beard back on your face, look at yourself in the mirror, beautiful) Although it is a little messy, but it has finally recovered a little bit of style! (Another bush of beard on the door of his head) (The Supreme Treasure covered his face with a footcloth after washing his feet and fell asleep, and returned to the Water Curtain Cave in his sleep.) )
Voiceover: You're back in the Water Curtain Cave.
Supreme Treasure: What? Water Curtain Cave! Who are you, you? Why do you keep bringing me here?
Voiceover: No one brought you here, you are the one who wants to come back, and you always want to come back when you are away from home for too long! (The Supreme Treasure suddenly seemed to see himself transformed into a monkey.) )
Supreme Treasure: Don't play tricks on me, my home is one hundred and one bone on the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain, you made a mistake, did you hear it, don't bother me in the future, please! (Suddenly, the Supreme Treasure is woken up by a blind man, and the dream ends.) )