Chapter 52: Attempted Pig Killing Women

Back at the Buddhist nunnery, Fan Ren's few people washed briefly, and then went back to the house to sleep behind closed doors.

They are frightened and frightened, tired and tired. Coupled with being young, how can you not be tired!

This sleep lasted half a day.

Fan Renshi woke up first, looked at the sunlight outside the window, and estimated that noon was about to pass. Hurriedly got up, and didn't forget to call Zhu Yu: "Alas, it's time to get up and eat!" Little lazy pig! ”

After speaking, even Fan Ren felt strange, why did he call Zhu Yu a lazy pig so tiredly, and secretly smiled and whispered: "It's in line with it." ”

Zhu Yu Lengding opened his mouth: "Who is talking about Pan An's little lazy pig, it's still appropriate?" See how I punish you! ”

Fan Ren chuckled: "Punish me, I don't know who punishes whom, giggle, cluck, cluck, cluck......" A string of silver bells came out of Fan Ren's mouth, and his body was about to go out.

Zhu ** Chang, hurried to the front of Fan Ren's and blocked it with his body.

In close contact, the breath of the two was sprayed on their faces, crispy and itchy...... At this point, time seems to stand still, and space freezes. Zhu Yu quickly branded a kiss on Fan Ren's face, and then ran out of the house regardless of Fan Ren's reaction.

Fan Ren was stupid, and it took a few seconds to react, and he gritted his silver teeth with a smile and said, "Okay, eat my tofu!" See how I clean you up! Then he ran after him.

After lunch, they went back to their houses.

Fan Ren and Zhu Yu walked behind, and the two were silent. Zhu Yu's bold kiss at the door just now still lingered in her mind, and thinking about it made her face warm and heartbeat. She didn't dare to look at Zhu Yu, and Zhu Yu didn't dare to look at her. Zhu Yu looked at this scene and said: It's not a matter if this man doesn't take the initiative! So he turned Fan Ren's with his elbow, and Fan Ren's turned back, just like that, the two of you kidnap me and I kidnap you, several times, Zhu Yu sneered and said: "This stuffy gourd, I can't open it if I don't twist the cap!" “

Fan Ren laughed angrily, and pretended to be sharp: "Who is the stuffy gourd?" You're an outlier! "I feel heavy when I say it, but how can I take it back!

What's worse is that Zhu Yu heard this sentence that was almost insulting to him. He looked at Fan Renshi in a daze for a few seconds, and his eyes revealed grievances and incomprehension...... Then he strode into the house.

Fan Renshi immediately regretted what she said, and she followed Zhu Yu into the house.

Zhu Yu lay on the edge of the bed and sobbed.

Fan Ren tugged at his sleeve and was thrown away by him. Fan Ren was really angry when he saw Zhu Yu. How to make Zhu Yu happy, she was pondering......

Suddenly, I thought about it. She took out a big gourd on the upper layer of the cabinet with the red sandalwood, but looked at the gourd: it was about two feet long, and there was more than a bundle of round stems at the bottom, and the pattern on it was a plane tree, and two phoenixes perched on the tree.

took the gourd and approached the house, seeing that Zhu Yu was no longer crying, but still lying on the side of the bed. Fan Ren said in his heart: "Is this purely for me to speak first!" It's so me! But whoever let his mouth not open the door and say the wrong thing, alas, first accept softness, and don't take it as an example. ”

Quietly walked into Zhu Yu, saw that there was no movement, and then walked to the center of the ground, and said in a snorting voice: "This time it is the slave family who is wrong, whether you will compensate you or not, you see if the slave family is good!" If you don't look at the pear blossoms, it's time to bring rain. ”

As soon as Fan Ren's voice here entered Zhu Yu's ear drums, he almost laughed, but he couldn't hold back his laughter. But he really wanted to see Fan Ren's expression at this time, so he turned his head sharply, and when he turned his head, the scene he saw was: a huge gourd was supported by Fan Ren's hands in front of his head, and with the sound of snorting, Zhu Yu instantly turned over.

Zhu Yu smiled, and said while laughing: "I didn't expect you to have such humorous potential when you are serious all day long, I really admire the five-body throw!" ”

Fan Ren put the gourd on the table, and brought out the old pie: "What? Is there such a way to admire people? Do it and I'll take a look! "Fan Ren's just gave in, and now he is so hard, he really caught up with the Sichuan opera to change his face.

Zhu Yu didn't know why, and hurriedly said: "Really let the five bodies fall to the ground?" I'm one, where can I go to find the four bodies? I'll go find it! After speaking, he was about to slip away, but was grabbed by Fan Ren, and said angrily: "Look at your guts, playing with you." Speaking of business, this family is too peaceful, shouldn't it be celebrated? Exorcise bad luck! “

Zhu Yu replied: "What you said makes sense, but in what way to celebrate?" “

Fan Ren said: "Kill the black pig to celebrate, bring my father to celebrate together." “

Zhu Yu raised his hand in approval.

These two people are really living treasures, just do what they say.

Each of them had a wooden stick in his hand, and Zhu Yu held an extra bundle of thick rope in his other hand.

Came to the old Ma's house in the east, and explained the intention to the old Ma's family, the Ma family saw that the price was appropriate, and they were happy to do something, so they helped catch the black pig out, and then helped to drive back to the Buddhist nunnery. When he left, he was embarrassed to say to Fan Ren: "Our family is timid, we only know how to raise pigs, and no one dares to kill pigs." Fan Ren smiled: "This is also grateful, without your help, I don't know when I can drive the pig home." After thanking him, he sent the Ma family away.

As soon as the Ma family left, Fan Ren's family made a difficulty, and no one in the yard had ever killed a pig. She smiled and said to Zhu Yu: "Hey, aren't you looking for the four bodies, there is one body now, you can catch it!" “

Zhu Yu is not stupid, at this time, Fan Renshi let himself catch it, what else can he catch. He thought that he was a gentleman and couldn't let the girls look down on him at a critical moment, so he patted his chest and said, "This little thing can still stump me!" Look at me! “

After speaking, he rolled up his arms and sleeves, and walked towards the black pig in the courtyard with a rope.

This black pig is also cunning enough, Zhu Yu failed to catch it for several rounds, but instead made the black pig howl and run all over the yard.

This run and shout startled everyone in the Buddhist nunnery.

First Qingluan ran out, looked at the scene in front of him, smiled and bent over.

Then Mixi and the magpie ran out, and they laughed when they saw the foreground.

Then the two slaves, Yu and Bai, also came out, and they couldn't stop laughing after watching it.

The last one to come out was Uncle Zhen, who smiled when he looked at the formation: "Isn't this a waste of effort, a few men stepped forward to intercept it, and the women stepped back." “

However, the man had the strength and method, and after a while, he captured the black pig, and when he tied it with a rope, the black pig was still unconvinced and hummed, but he had lost the sharpness he had when he first came.

Fan Ren said to the three men: "Killing pigs is a man's business, but Uncle Zhen's old age is excluded, and it is ruled out that his physical strength has not yet recovered, only Zhu Yu meets the standards of pig killers, and gives you a chance to be a butcher!" “

After listening to Fan Ren's orders, Zhu Yu was completely stupid. Xin said: "Isn't this forcing ducks to put on the shelves!" But he couldn't say it, and he knew it wouldn't work. But what Fan Ren decided never changed.

He said calmly to Fan Ren: "Isn't it just killing a pig?" It's a little thing, look at me! “

At this time, the black pig was already placed on the wooden board, and Zhu Yu trembled and approached the black pig on the board with a one-foot pig-killing knife......

When the blood flowed down from the black pig's neck, Zhu Yu shouted loudly: "Quickly take the basin to pick up the pig's blood to make a blood sausage!" The two slaves and maidservants ran to the house to get the big basin.

Zhu Yu looked at the people present and smiled, that smile contained too much content: "Look! If you don't accept it, you can't do it! I'm the bravest person to return home! Before the laughter could be stopped, the black pig on the board broke free from the rope and ran. It was covered in blood on and behind it......

Zhu Yu threw down the knife to chase the black pig, and Fan Ren was stunned by the sudden embarrassment.

After coming back to his senses, the man and Fan Ren finally worked together to capture the black pig for the second time.

The black pig barked more than when he first came, maybe it was the pain of the knife wound and the second fear, which made people panic when they heard it.

Zhu Yu picked up the knife on the ground, and was just about to walk into the black pig on the board, when Fan Ren came over and took the knife from the main jade's hand, and instructed Zhu Yu and Mi Xi: "You two brothers each pull the pig's back elbow, hold it!" Yu's Bai will take the basin closer! After giving these instructions, his hand rose and fell. Three knives went down, and the black pig didn't make a sound. But all the people didn't move, including Fan Ren. Because they were afraid that Zhu Yu would kill the pig but not kill the statue. After a few seconds, everyone saw that the black pig was completely killed before they applauded Fan Ren's hands.

Fan Ren's was even frightened and tired, and he didn't even seem to have the strength to laugh, so he ordered: "Yu's, Bai's boil the boiling water, Zhu Yu's boiling water will decompose, Uncle Zhen will assist, Yixi will catch the carriage to pick up my father, Qingluan and magpie will pick vegetables and cut them...... I'm tired, I'll take a break and check it out! “

He put down his knife and walked to his bedroom.