[012] Three rounds
Uncle Wang's movements were slow, sniffing left and right, and walked towards me little by little, as soon as I gritted my teeth, this staircase was a way, there was no way back, only fighting!
As soon as I gritted my teeth, when this Uncle Wang was at the corner of the stairs, I yelled, and then rushed up and kicked this Uncle Wang in the chest. This Uncle Wang is not as fierce as I imagined, I kicked him to the ground, and then staggered to stand up, I saw that I could knock him down with one kick, and I was overjoyed, this grandson is not as powerful as it is on TV.
In fact, the zombies that have just risen are not so fierce, everyone should have heard of the black zombie and the white zombie, these are the two lowest zombies, they are buried in the land for a period of time, and slowly become zombies, the white zombie began to be afraid, just grab some chickens and ducks to eat, and the black zombie dared to attack some pedestrians at night.
This Uncle Wang is completely black, it is estimated that he has become a black zombie, and in fact, under a closer look, his face has not turned black, but has grown a lot of black hair, this black zombie is not very powerful, the reason why many people were killed by the black zombie was because they were afraid to see the dead corpse, so they were killed by this thing.
And I, although I was also scared, but now I don't feel so scared after kicking this thing over, it was originally so, I was afraid at first, I couldn't beat it, the black stiff still wanted to stand up, I rushed up and kicked him in the back again, kicking him hard against the wall, making a bang.
But just when I was proud, suddenly this Uncle Wang grabbed my left leg, and then opened his mouth and bit my calf hard, I felt a huge pain in my left leg, day, I kicked his head with my right foot, kicked him away, I looked down, I was wearing a pair of shorts, it was summer, my left leg had a big tooth mark, there was black blood in it.
It's over!
It hurt me to death, I also knew at the time that my punches and feet would definitely not be able to kill this old guy, this old guy's teeth are also very hard, I took advantage of this guy to get up yet, and hurriedly ran downstairs, I can't beat you and can't die, people can still bite you, and I don't like to beg for abuse.
As soon as I ran downstairs into the hall, the old superstition kicked open the door, and the genius outside had just darkened, and as soon as the old superstition came in, he yelled at me: "Be careful! The jumping corpse is in this house! ”
I had just come downstairs when I suddenly felt a chill hit my back, a big hand grabbed me and threw me back, I fell back to the wall, my back hurt all over my body, and I felt if I had broken a few bones.
But it wasn't the time to think about this at the time, when I looked up, this zombie's hand suddenly grabbed my neck, and then lifted me up, this zombie was wearing a black longevity suit, and his head was wearing a black round hat, and his face was rotten, a lot of carrion, and some maggots, which looked very disgusting, and it should have been some previous landlords or something.
This guy didn't intend to strangle me by the neck, but slammed me against the wall, hitting me so hard that I almost vomited all the overnight meal.
"Haste as the law!" The old superstition finally arrived at this time, and he slammed his right hand the back of the zombie's head, and the zombie suddenly trembled, and let me go, and I coughed, which was really uncomfortable.
"The law rises from all directions, edict!" After the old superstition finished roaring, the zombie turned around and stabbed at him, the old superstition, dodged to the side, and I don't know where to escape a charm, pasted it on the zombie's forehead and shouted: "Edict! ”
This zombie is just like in the movie, motionless, and after the old superstition solves this guy, he looks at me anxiously and asks, "What about the other one?" ”
"Upstairs!" I saw that the old superstitious one who divided five by two accepted this zombie, and suddenly became full of confidence, and my curiosity about Taoism became even heavier, and I wanted to learn this thing even more.
The old superstition ran upstairs without saying a word, and the old superstition took the black zombie down after a while, and then got the two zombies into a small room, and after covering them with a white cloth, Han Sifan and Brother Xiang came back.
"Brother Xiang! I'll fuck your uncle! When I saw Brother Xiang, I rushed up and kicked him in the ass, Brother Xiang didn't mind, and said with a hippie smile: "Isn't it okay for me, I just said that you are blessed with a great life!" ”
I glanced at Han Sifan and brought a yellow pocket, just like the wrapping bags for vegetables in many supermarkets now, and there was a gossip picture drawn on it, so I said to Han Sifan: "Sister, are you only here now?" It's all over. ”
The old superstition and Han Sifan directly ignored me, and the old superstition looked at Han Sifan and asked, "Bring everything!" ”
Han Sifan nodded, and the old superstition looked at me and Brother Xiang after nodding, sighed and said, "I don't think I understand the appearance of the two of you, Xiao Xiang understands a little bit." ”
"What? I don't understand what you're saying. I looked at the three of them and asked suspiciously.
Brother Xiang nodded and said: "Well, something is wrong with this place, there is a problem with the feng shui pattern of the house, the two door panels of the two wooden doors of the gate are high and low, you can't see it if you don't look closely, this detail makes this house a pattern of doves killing magpie cubs, which will make the owner of the house die well, right?" ”
"I usually let you read more Lu Ban Jing, you see what you said, you only said part of it right, in fact, there are three feng shui patterns in this house."
"Did you notice? The door of this house is very high, it can be said that it is higher than the hall, Lu Ban Jing wrote: the door is higher than the hall, the descendants are unique, the door is higher than avoiding, its law is more than crying, this is a hall murderous situation, the house is built like this, this picture will cut off the children and grandchildren, this is the dove killing magpie cub game. ”
"Second, if there are two forks in the road in front of the door, like an iron fork, then, how unfilial the children of this family are, even if they come home, they will be unpeaceful, and the older generation will become pawns and sell their wealth and live in embarrassment. This is the second game, the iron fork welcomes the door, and the combination of these two bureaus is enough to make the family live in peace. ”
"The third, and the most insidious one, the banner to call the ghost bureau, you pay attention to this gate, it is crooked, and it is crooked to the iron fork bureau outside, Luban Sutra recorded: one back and forth like a flag, the family has a lot of things, you have to raise your tongue heavily, and the ghost from outside enters the customs, such a gate is like a banner on the tomb of Qingming, attracting ghosts."
"These three feng shui patterns, set up flags to attract ghosts, doves kill magpie cubs, iron forks welcome the door, these three bureaus one recruits evil spirits and worships ghosts, one kills future generations, and one makes the present generation not die well, those who can play these three bureaus must be vicious people, otherwise they also have a big hatred with this family, no matter what, this Uncle Wang is dead, forget it, but since I saw it today, I can't let this feng shui bureau continue to harm people, so I have to break this feng shui bureau!"