"Master, look at me if I'm haunted by ghosts, I've been very uncomfortable lately, especially my buttocks, which hurt and bleed."

A middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears, dressed in gold and silver, smoked a cigar and asked me, I coughed and said, "Tell me about the situation." ”

"I don't know what happened that day, my butt hurt, and then I went to the toilet and bled out." The middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears began to describe.

It's been about ten days since I came back from the Red Gate Inn, and Han Sifan and I stayed in Uncle Cong's Lingling Hall to start working, that is, to tell fortunes.

Don't say it, I finally understand why many people like to do this industry, this industry is simple or a profiteering industry, not to mention anything else, just the middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears in front of him, he has a fucking hemorrhoid, and it will be solved by spending a few hundred yuan in the hospital, in our place, can you go out with peace of mind if you don't spend tens of thousands?

But generally speaking, such people come to us, fortune tellers, just to comfort their hearts.

"What?" I looked at him with wide eyes and said, "You're haunted by grievances, and if I'm not mistaken, you've seen blood lately, right?" ”

I'm not guessing, this is a psychological tactic, and it was also taught by Uncle Cong, the meaning of seeing blood is wide, it can be a crime, murder, arson, even if you kick a dog, you can fool him that he saw blood, and then come to test what happened to this person.

"The master is wise." Originally, the fat man was still a little suspicious, and immediately whispered: "A few days ago, I found out that the old guy who used to tell my fortune was a liar, so I spent money to find someone to beat him, who knew that he was so unresistant, he was beaten to death at once, I am afraid that he will become a ghost to harm me." ”

I gasped, but on the surface I still calmly closed my eyes and said: "Amitabha, good and good, donor, you are a murderer, you are the head of evil, this unjust ghost is haunted, and his first seven days are the time when you die." ”

I regretted it as soon as I finished speaking, grandma's, what did I say to him Amitabha, I'm a big disciple of Maoshan now, if I let this guy react, wouldn't I want to find someone to beat me.

Fortunately, this guy also seemed to be frightened, covering his ass and yelling: "Master, my butt hurts again, help." ”

"Hurry up to the toilet, I'll give you the method." I covered my nose and pointed to the toilet not far away, watched the fat man run in, and shook my head.

In fact, this fat man is not too weird, it was called a strange man when Han Sifan met a few days ago, the man is in his twenties, as soon as he came in, he threw flattering eyes at Han Sifan, and he also moved his hands and feet, and later let Han Sifan beat him, he was a lot more honest, and then he said that he was forced by a female ghost every day to have a spring dream, and he wanted to find Han Sifan to save his life.

I was there at the time, and I said, isn't this a dream, and then the buddy said that all he dreamed of were female ghosts of the tonnage level of more than 200 catties, all of them were worse than Sister Feng, and it was miserable to dream every day, and it was painful.

There are many such strange things, originally I thought that such a fortune-telling hall would be easy to meet ghosts, but there are more than ten fortune tellers who work together here, and some have not met a real guy in the past year or two, and even if they do, Uncle Cong came forward to solve it.

Later, I went out and bought some hemorrhoid medicine, got it back, mixed some water, and drew a few talismans, and let the fat man stick one on his butt if he was fine, and the talismans made by these hemorrhoids medicine were 10,000 yuan, and they sold more than 70,000 yuan in total.

The guy was still happy when he left, and he said thank you vigorously. In fact, I've been here for so long and I understand a little bit, this fortune-telling hall is not a fucking fortune-telling hall at all, the whole psychological counseling office, said to be a hospital, all who come here are psychological ghosts, scared, asking for comfort, or just a little sick and painful, afraid that it is haunted by ghosts, so they come to us, how can there be so many ghosts, I will go.

Send away the fat man and look at the time, Huo, it's twelve o'clock at noon, walked to the office where Han Sifan worked, knocked on the door, Han Sifan played QQ fighting landlords inside, we usually only take orders twice a day now, after all, we are propaganda that we are masters, so we can't be as direct as others.

Han Sifan and I don't have any opinions, anyway, we don't have any salary, it's just that Uncle Cong eats every day, I walked over and took a look, open, Han Sifan, this chick is concentrating on playing, she didn't seem to notice when I came in.

In the past ten days, Han Sifan and I have been playing together every day, and I found out that this girl likes to play QQ landlords too much, and the technology is super bad, ten out of ten nine losers, but lose and never get tired of losing.

I watched from the side for a while, and Han Sifan really lost again, so I smiled and said, "Let's go, let's go out to eat." ”

"grandma." Han Sifan glared at me and said, "Wait for me to change my clothes." "After speaking, I walked to the toilet in my office, she and I were wearing 'work clothes', the so-called 'work clothes' are actually a yellow Taoist robe, Han Sifan will change it every time he goes out.

I really like it, this robe is very comfortable to wear, and soon Han Sifan came out, she wore a black vest and a pair of jeans, and her figure was super good.

Seeing that my eyes were about to pop out, Han Sifan was not polite at all, and kicked me in the stomach, I hugged my stomach tightly, it hurt me to death, Han Sifan and I just turned around to leave, and suddenly a person's voice came from behind me.

"Is it Master Han Sifan?"

This person's voice is very magnetic, I turned my head to look, I grinned, it turned out to be a handsome guy, with a high nose and big eyes, melon seed face, wearing a black peaked cap, wearing a black leather coat, looking in his twenties.

"Who are you?" I'm not cold to handsome guys by nature, this handsome guy smiled, hugged his fists and asked Han Sifan: "May I ask if you are Master Han Sifan?" ”

I grinned and ignored me, Han Sifan shrugged his shoulders and pointed at me and said, "He is Han Sifan, I am not." ”

"No, isn't Master Han Sifan a woman?" The handsome guy asked suspiciously.

"It's not okay to be transgender." Han Sifan cut it for a moment and said, "Hurry up and say something, let's go out to eat in a hurry." ”

"My father heard that there are two masters here in Maoshan, and I would like to invite them to my house to have a look at feng shui, and I also ask you to appreciate your face." This handsome guy seems to be quite sincere.

"Okay, how much do you say." Han Sifan looked at this handsome guy and asked.

The handsome guy smiled, took out a bank card and said, "Refreshing, this is 100,000, and there will be 100,000 after the deed, and the password is 383838." ”

"Here's the address, I hope you two arrive by tonight." After this handsome guy finished speaking, he turned around and left.

ps: Rushing to the list on Monday, I hope you will give all the flowers to Xiao Jiu.