It was already half past three in the afternoon, and it was still quite hot outside, but I still chose to put on a leather coat and wear a pair of sunglasses, so that I could have style, to say that I didn't have the slightest idea about Li Shanshan, I didn't believe it myself, such a delicate beauty, who doesn't want to get a warm quilt, so no matter how hot it is, I have to endure it for the image, I personally feel handsome in leather anyway.

It takes about an hour to take the bus to the zoo here, and when I got on the bus, I also encountered a special funny thing, when I got on the bus and put coins, two people in their thirties, who looked drunk, and one of them said: "Mr. Wang, you don't care about me, I'll come." ”

The other said: "No, no, no, Mr. Li, you are too outside, I will come." ”

"Hey! Every time you come, Mr. Wang, you have to come today anyway! ”

"Don't don't, you came here last time in Shanghai, this is in Chongqing, you let me do my landlord's friendship, I'll come, I'll come."

At that time, someone was impatient and scolded: "You two SB hurry up and put coins!" There are still people waiting to get on the bus! ”

Originally, I was the starting station, and at the beginning I grabbed a seat on the side, but then there was no seat, and a pregnant woman came up, so I quickly gave full play to the virtues of the Chinese nation, endured the stupid look of the people around me, and then stood up, and there were already many people in the car at that time.

The buddies who have squeezed through the bus must be able to understand that feeling, especially the outside is 30** degrees, the air conditioning inside the bus is not very good, the inside is like a stove, I wear a T-shirt and a leather jacket outside, and I am sandwiched in the middle of the bus crowd, people are crowded, especially there is a buddy next to me who has a fox smell, he is holding the pole just under his armpit to me, so that I almost went to see Marx.

When I arrived at the zoo, I got out of the car and took care of the image of a fart, took off my leather coat and threw it on the ground to look at myself, and my whole body was wet with sweat. Littering is not, is it looking down on our chengguan? Throw garbage in broad daylight. ”

"Brother Chengguan, you can insult my personality but not my clothes, this is my clothes and not garbage, okay? I saw that the ground was too dirty, so I took off my clothes and wiped the ground, how to drip it? If we are a good citizen and do something good, you chengguan should also take care of it. "I picked up my clothes and threw them into the trash can on the side, and then I didn't care about the chengguan, I didn't dare to mess with him, in case I summoned a bunch of chengguan troops to beat me, who would I talk to?

When I walked to the gate of the zoo, Li Shanshan had already arrived, Li Shanshan was wearing a red T-shirt, a pair of black jeans, and I didn't have to say that she was in top shape, I walked over and smiled and said, "Girl, why did you think of coming out to play with me?" ”

"Brother Hui, did you just come here for swimming?" Li Shanshan smiled at me, and then said a little embarrassed: "I'm in a bad mood, so I want to talk to you." ”

"What's wrong? Got a fight with your boyfriend? I said casually, and I didn't answer whether she went swimming or not, and I couldn't tell her that I was wearing a leather coat in order to come over to see you, and then being squeezed like this.

"Hmm." Li Shanshan nodded, she frowned and said, "He has been suspicious recently, and he always thinks that I have a relationship with other men behind his back, which is simply unreasonable." ”

Li Shanshan and I talked and walked into the zoo, and I replied honestly: "If I want to have a beautiful girlfriend like you, I must be worried, I feel that this is very normal, if I want to follow you all day long, see if you meet other men." ”

I don't know why Li Shanshan laughed out loud when she heard me say that she was beautiful, and said, "And then? ”

I smiled and said, "If I see my girlfriend with other men, I will stick out my orchid finger and scold: You, you, you, you betrayed me." ”

"Brother Hui, have you always been so unserious." Li Shanshan said strangely, I shook my head and said: "To people, to things, in fact, I am a man with more connotation, depth, and generosity. ”

"Really?" Li Shanshan sighed and said, "Ye Yu is good at anything, but he is too stingy about feelings. ”

"I feel good, a guy being stingy with you means he cares about you, right?" Although I said this in my mouth, I was scolding that Ye Yu dog's little belly chicken intestines in my heart.

Li Shanshan looked at me and said, "Brother Hui, I feel that you are so good, you are a good person." ”

"Girl, I don't want to be a good person, this thing is not for me." I feel that women are strange animals, saying that a man is a good person, most of them just have no feelings for this man, saying that a man is a bad person, just like it, day, it's really strange.

Li Shanshan and I were chatting without a word, and suddenly a young man in his twenties rushed out of the crowd, it turned out to be Ye Yu, this Ye Yu was still wearing a black suit on a hot day, pinching the orchid finger in his right hand, and pointed at Li Shanshan tremblingly and scolded: "You, you, you, you actually betrayed me, if I hadn't installed a monitor on your mobile phone, I would still be kept in the dark now." ”

"Damn, I'm damn right, I'll buy a lottery ticket later." I looked at Ye Yu in surprise, and Li Shanshan said to Ye Yu just like in the TV series: "It's not like this, it's not what you think." ”

I'll do it, if I were Li Shanshan, deal with this kind of slut directly, let's break up, how refreshing, I have to say something that is not what you think, the more you say this, the more difficult it is to explain.

"Look, everyone, this man seduces my girlfriend." Ye Yu actually shouted, just like he got a little red flower in kindergarten, for fear that others would not know that his head was green, this stupid x, hey, why do you feel that my IQ is so much higher than him? Odd.

Another virtue of the Chinese, watching the excitement appeared, especially such a love triangle, the crowd surrounded us, Ye Yu began to tell the love story of him and Li Shanshan, and then I, the third party, intervened or something, made up a lot of things I didn't know, listening to me in his story, I felt like a slut.

Suddenly, Han Sifan's voice came out: "Husband, what are you and your sister doing here?" What's going on? I turned my head to look, Han Sifan ran towards me, to say that my IQ at that time was instantly countless times higher, understood what Han Sifan meant, and immediately said: "Daughter-in-law, why are you here?" ”

ps: There is another chapter at nine o'clock in the evening, by the way, ask for flowers.