Being so whole by Ye Yu, how could Li Shanshan still have the heart to go shopping, chatted with us casually, and said goodbye and went home, only me and Han Sifan were left at the gate of the zoo, I looked at the hot day and said: "It's a hot day, let's go home." ”

"Yo hey, it's not too hot to wear leather clothes with Li Shanshan's girl, and it's hot to stand with the old lady for a while?" Han Sifan's eyes widened when he heard my words, looked at me and asked, I coughed and said, "It's not hot, it's not hot at all, where do you want to go, eldest sister, and younger brother will follow you around?" ”

"That's pretty much it, or you'll cut your grandson with a knife." Han Sifan nodded with satisfaction, and then led me to a shopping building not far from the zoo and started shopping.

I believe that buddies who have had the experience of going out shopping with their girlfriends can understand my feelings at the time, these women, entered a store, looked at something for a long time, tried for half a day, and then bargained with the shopkeeper for a long time, and finally didn't buy it, Han Sifan took me to visit more than a dozen stores, and tried it estimated that there were seventy or eighty pieces of clothing before buying two.

When I finally went home, I was tired, not tired of lifting things, just two pieces of clothes, mainly tired, I said that these women take what they like directly, and then give money and leave, don't you have to buy a dress is like a spy war blockbuster, and you have to play psychological warfare, fight wits and courage with the shopkeeper, and finally pretend to leave, and you have to fight endurance, see when the shopkeeper calls you back.

Anyway, there are a lot of exquisiteness, in order to reduce ten yuan to be able to chat with the shopkeeper for ten minutes, I can see that I want to pay money to help Han Sifan buy it, the key is that Han Sifan's usual strong personality is completely wiped out when he buys clothes, just like a lady.

When I got home, it was seven o'clock in the evening, I felt that my legs were useless, and when I returned to my room, when I saw me coming back, he ran to me excitedly and grabbed the corner of my clothes and said, "Where's the incense?" What about incense? ”

I went, forgot to buy imported incense for the face code, showed an apologetic expression to the face code, frowned, this promised the face code several times, and I can't keep my word, especially when I saw the expectant eyes of the face code, I said: "You wait, I'll go out and buy it for you, just now I went shopping with the big sister next door, and I didn't buy it for a while." With that, I took out my wallet and walked outside.

Is there any incense in this place? I walked out of the community, it was already dark, the community came out of the street is several streets, maybe because there are universities around, these streets are full of entertainment facilities, how can there be any incense to sell, I looked left and right, not far away there is an old man sitting there smoking a cigarette, I walked over and sat next to him and asked: "Uncle, do you know where this place sells incense?" ”

Said wreaths people of their age can react faster, this old man looks like he is in his fifties, smoking a big cigarette, turning his head to look at it and asking, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Isn't it my family that is hungry?" I said that this old man would treat me as mentally ill, this old man was quite calm, pointed to an alley on the corner of the street and said: "There is a small door in this alley, and there is a person who sells incense, but the person is quite evil and nervous." ”

"Thank you, uncle." I walked into this alley, this alley is quite long, three meters wide, the surrounding is dark, I walked into it step by step, and when I walked to the middle, I finally found a black wooden door on the left, this door looks quite old, I knocked lightly on the door, and suddenly the door opened, a man who looked to be in his fifties, with a full face of meat, shirtless, and wearing a pair of black shorts.

"What the hell? Knock knock, knock your uncle? The meaty-faced guy glared at me and asked, "What are you doing?" Collecting protection money? ”

"Big brother, you're the one who collects the premiums." I was embarrassed for a moment, and said weakly, "Big brother, I'm here to buy incense." ”

This meaty guy tilted his neck and looked at me and said, "Buy incense?" Do you want to import or make it domestic? ”

"Ah, there are really imports." I paused for a moment.

"That's for sure, these days, the domestic milk powder is not safe, let alone this incense, this incense is for the ancestors to eat, in case you join some gutter oil into the ancestors have to scold you to death, anyway, it's right to pay attention to it." The meaty-faced guy explained, and I asked, "Is it so exquisite?" ”

"That's for sure, little brother, you come in, I'll tell you slowly." This guy with a meaty face pointed inside, and then walked in, and I followed in, and I went in to see, this place should be a small workshop, specializing in printing money, using paper paste, and making incense and so on.

The man took a handful of incense from it and handed it to me and said, "This is imported, a hundred hundred, and a discount for you." ”

", isn't this just ordinary incense, if you want me to be a hundred, why don't you grab it." I was speechless as soon as I saw this incense, but I didn't expect this big man to take out a kitchen knife from somewhere, glared at me and said, "The grandfather of the grandfather of the labor-management grandfather is a foreigner, I have foreign blood, isn't it just that the fucking one I made is imported?" Less nonsense, give money and leave, don't leave if you don't give money. ”

"Big brother, no, uncle, you're not right, you're robbing money." I was helpless, although this person looks strong and strong, but I can also see that he is in his fifties, this robbery is too arrogant, this uncle with a full face snorted and said: "Okay, give money obediently, neither of us wants to make a big deal, right?" ”

"Day." I said, "Fifty dollars, no more, any more and you'll kill me with your kitchen knife." ”

"Refreshing, deal." I didn't expect this person to agree at once, and then handed me the incense, and I also took out a fifty from my wallet and gave it to him, and my heart was also dripping blood.

This big man seemed to be in a good mood, so he said: "Don't look like you're strong, if someone bullies you in the future, you will report my name, remember, Lao Tzu's name is Miao Hu." ”

As soon as Miao Hu finished speaking, suddenly I felt a cold air rising around me, and the temperature of this room was dropping extremely, my heart jumped, and I understood that there might be something dirty nearby, and said to this Miao Hu: "There is a ghost nearby, you go out quickly." After saying that, I took out the six-ding-six-jia evil talisman from my wallet and looked around cautiously.

Miao Hu listened to my words, looked panicked, and said, "Ghost? On my day, you hold on, and I will go and call for you. I looked at his back and shook my head, I didn't expect him to call someone to help me, I then looked around cautiously, for fear that something dirty would rush out.

ps: The mysterious Miao Hu appeared, I hope everyone will vote for more flowers, hehe.