I was woken up by Miao Hu early the next morning, I got up and looked left and right, Du Lei Nan was gone, Miao Hu saw me wake up and said to me seriously: "Last night we were super revenants, how can you fall asleep?" ”

"Hey, big brother, aren't you sleeping too?" I glanced at Miao Hu and said speechlessly, Miao Hu glanced at me and said, "You know a fart, I was out of body yesterday ......"

I watched Miao Hu start bragging again, obviously he drank two bottles of Lao Bai and got drunk, I have to say that I am out of my body to save the earth or something, when it comes to out of my soul to Du Lei Nan yesterday was really playing out of body of soul, Miao Hu and I casually talked a few words, the door suddenly opened, and it was Du Lei Nan who came in.

At this time, Du Leinan's face was pale, wearing a suit, and as soon as he saw me and Miao Hu, he stepped forward and said to me and Miao Hu: "Thank you two for saving your lives yesterday." ”

"It's okay, it's okay." I waved my hand, Miao Hu heard this, looked at me with a puzzled face, I whispered the general story to Miao Hu, Miao Hu then said: "Originally, I was supposed to help yesterday, but yesterday, a monster went out a hundred miles east yesterday, and I went out of my soul to ...... demons."

Miao Hu said it exaggeratedly, and the soul went out of the body to subdue the demon, do you think you are Sun Dasheng, the three souls and seven spirits are the most fragile, and it is easy to scatter the soul, who dares to use his three souls and seven spirits to play, and use the three souls and seven spirits to go out to subdue the demons, I will go.

But maybe it was because I was so scared that I didn't come back to my senses because of what I experienced yesterday, Du Leinan really believed it, one praised Miao Hu's superb Taoism, one bragged, and the other believed that he bragged, watching these two people chat, I felt a pain in my balls.

Then a group of people carried the old man to the burial early in the morning, I was not interested in this, Miao Hu ran to pretend to be a master, and it was noon after the burial, and after lunch, Miao Hu and I were ready to go back.

Before leaving, I couldn't help it, so I still asked Du Leinan why he and that An Quan suit looked like a filial son before, and this Du Leinan told me that I really couldn't cry or laugh anymore.

It turns out that these two people don't know how to drop, two years ago, they heard Dures unintentionally talk about the patron saint of their own family, that is, the goblin, this Dures said that his family has developed like this is all due to this patron saint, and then he also said that as long as he gets his own recognition, who will get the patron saint's guardian Yunyun.

This may be because the old man Dures said this because he was afraid that his two sons would not treat him well in his old age, not to mention, these two people were really good to this Dures later, and both of them also wanted to be recognized by this legendary patron saint, but then this Dures hung up inexplicably, and these two people were anxious.

At first, they all wanted to pretend to be more filial than the other party.,To gain the trust of the guardian saint.,Later, I heard that I could see my father in the shadow.,I wanted to see it.,It's a pity that these two people don't know that the so-called guardian god is the ghost.,In the end, I also told him.,The monster who wanted to kill him yesterday.,The so-called bullshit guardian god of their family.。

Du Lei Nan looked at him after hearing it, and he was quite entangled, probably because he was entangled in his heart, how did a good guardian saint of his family suddenly become a monster that wanted to harm himself, before I left, this Du Lei man also asked me if there was a way to find another ghost to help him be a guardian saint, I asked him if you were short of money?

He replied, "There is no lack."

I feel that sometimes I really can't understand the thoughts of these rich people, obviously they are already very rich, and they don't have to worry about food and clothing, but the ** for money is higher than that of many civilians, and I can't understand this kind of behavior anyway.

On the way home with Miao Hu, Miao Hu also gave me 2,000 yuan, as if he earned 20,000 yuan this time, Miao Hu was very happy anyway, of course he was happy, he came to eat and drink for nothing, and was served like an uncle, and at night the vigil still poured two bottles of Lao Baigan and slept directly, so he also earned 20,000 yuan, and everyone had to be happy to put it on him, and finally we returned to the university town.

Miao Hu patted me on the shoulder before parting and said with a smile: "Next time there is such a good thing, I will definitely call you, haha." After Miao Hu finished speaking, he happily walked back to his small workshop, I looked at this guy's back and shook my head.

I also walked home, opened the door and saw that the noodles and Han Sifan were actually in the kitchen to study cooking, the two of them were studying whether the cabbage is steamed or braised when I came back to save my kitchen, these two girls don't know anything, I smelled a lot of gas as soon as I entered the house, ran over and asked, the two of them originally lit the fire, I don't know whether to put lard or vegetable oil.

Then they blew out the fire of natural gas, and the two of them discussed, I grinned, thanks to my early return, otherwise there would be Han Sifan in the headlines tomorrow.

I hurriedly ran over to turn off the gas, and then opened the window to dredge the air, Han Sifan glanced at me and said, "What's the fuss, isn't it just leaking some gas, as for it." ”

"That's it." The face code echoed on the side.

"Auntie, what do you mean by leaking some gas, it's not careless to say it's good, and it's suicide to say it's ugly." When I saw Han Sifan like this, I suddenly felt that Mrs. Qiuxiang was actually quite good, although the food was unpalatable, but it was still not life-threatening, so that Han Sifan had to risk his life when cooking, and he was in tears when he talked too much.

I don't know how Han Sifan, a violent girl and a little cute girl, thought of cooking, and when I asked, I found out that these two people were bored at home, and when I watched TV, I saw a cooking program, and then Han Sifan had this idea with the noodles.

Called these two people to the living room to sit down, and then I casually fried a cabbage for the two of them to eat, Han Sifan could eat it directly, but the noodles couldn't be eaten, I didn't expect Han Sifan to take out the bowl, and then sandwich some vegetables in this bowl, take out a yellow charm, light it and throw it into the bowl, and then the noodles can eat this dish.

Then after they finished eating, I began to tell them what happened to me in the past two days, and after they listened, they didn't say anything, only Han Sifan's eyes flickered when he heard that the ghost spirit couldn't get close to Miao Hu.

The next days were dull again, nothing to cook for Han Sifan and the noodles, and watch TV with them, but they often grabbed TV to watch, the noodles wanted to watch the Pleasant Goat and the gray wolf, Han Sifan wanted to watch the meteor shower together, they both used a very girly way to decide what to watch, that is, rock-paper-scissors, and when I wanted to watch TV, Han Sifan would decide with me what to watch in a very gentlemanly way, that is, heads-up, so I never watched the show I wanted to watch.