It was such a beautiful day, at noon, I returned to the rented house in front of the school from my hometown of longevity, and tomorrow is the day of the start of the junior year, and I spent the summer vacation in my hometown with my mother, playing with old superstitions.

My mom also occasionally asks me if I have a girlfriend or something, and says that if I have, I'll take it back to play, and I just do it perfunctory every time, and I don't know how to tell her, although I always have a good impression of Han Sifan in my sophomore year, uh, in fact, I'm very energetic for beautiful girls, and I like it, ahem.

When I returned to the house, I felt a burst of exhaustion, took out the jade pendant to untie the red rope, and released the face code, the face code did not look bigger, it was still twelve or thirteen years old, and as soon as I came out, I jumped into Han Sifan's room by myself.

On Saturdays and weekends, we went back to live in this house, she and Han Sifan slept together, I was used to it, and I didn't have the energy to care about her, so I rubbed my shoulders, ran into my room and lay down, closed my eyes and just wanted to sleep.

Suddenly, something was ringing under my bed, and I didn't pay attention at first, but then the sound of knocking became louder and louder, and I was shocked all over, although I didn't hit a ghost in my sophomore year, it didn't mean that I didn't work hard to learn Taoism.

I hurriedly turned over, took out a six-ding six-armor evil talisman, and looked carefully under the bed, suddenly, the hand that had been bloody stretched out from under my bed, and I subconsciously raised my leg and kicked this hand.

"It hurts, it hurts." Suddenly, the 'ghost' under the bed actually spoke, and it turned out to be Brother Xiang.

Brother Xiang crawled out from under the bed, smeared a lot of ketchup, I gave him a blank look and said, "Big brother, you are all boring, scare me with such low-level means." ”

"You know, I'm training your reflexes." Brother Xiang rubbed his palms and grimaced.

I smiled helplessly, Brother Xiang also went to the toilet to clean the ketchup on his body, I also went to the living room and sat down, turned on the TV, and watched it boringly.

Brother Xiang soon came out of the toilet, Brother Xiang is actually quite handsome, I didn't know how many girls I soaked with this face in high school, and now I am a junior and has a manly smell, although people are more obscene.

If it weren't for the police academy he attended, it is estimated that a large number of girls are now revolving around him, and he often cries about this problem, and blames me, after all, I was going to study at the police academy at the beginning, and he didn't know the police academy that followed me at that time.

"How about going to the master?" I took out two apples from my bag, threw one to Brother Xiang, and nibbled on one myself. Brother Xiang didn't spend this summer vacation in his hometown, the master called Brother Xiang over to play for two months, and I was envious to death, I like the living habits of the master very much.

Actually, I also want to go with this, I haven't been there since the first time I went there, but the master didn't let me go over to play.

"I'm tired." Brother Xiang shook his head and said: "Paralyzed, I don't know what the master is crazy about, I have to play some wild survival training, eh, don't think about it, pull me to Daxinganling to train my ability to see feng shui, every day in the forest, there are many mosquitoes." ”

"Aren't you just going to order words?"

"You know a fart, the mosquitoes in Daxinganling are all fucking mutant varieties, and they are fucking caught me and bitten me, labor and management believe that he is evil, and Peter Parker can become a Spider-Man after being bitten by a spider, I have been bitten alive for two months and have no superpowers." Brother Xiang scolded when he said it.

After Brother Xiang finished speaking, he suddenly thought of something and said, "Forget it, don't talk about this, do you know what day it is today?" Brother Xiang looked at me mysteriously and said.

"What day? Let's put it bluntly. "I'm too lazy to guess.

"Han Sifan's little girl's birthday, you still like her in vain, I don't know, I have arranged everything, take her to have a silver light dinner today, and then confess successfully, Room 107 of Fulai Hotel, I have set the room for you, and this, you save me a little, this is a limited fluorescent plate." Brother Xiang crackled and said a lot, and took out a few fluorescent condoms.

When I was just about to take it, I saw a person coming in behind Brother Xiang, that is, at the door, so I said sharply: "My day, what do you want?" Do you think that I am such a handsome person as Chen Hui, will I be such a despicable and shameless person? ”

Brother Xiang paused for a moment, and subconsciously said, "Aren't you?" ”

"Damn, of course I'm not." I kicked Brother Xiang, then gave him a look, signaling that there was someone behind him, and Brother Xiang instantly understood.

stood up and said to Han Sifan behind him: "Sister Fan, this thing is not what you think, I just asked Chen Hui to accompany you for your birthday, have a meal, and then chat with you, just now he also gave me a few of these things, I don't know what they are, they don't look like good things." Brother Xiang said and threw those fluorescent condoms on the sofa, coughed and said, "What, Xiaohui, Sister Fan's birthday, you accompany others, I flashed first." ”

"My day." As soon as I wanted to scold, Brother Xiang ran away and disappeared.

"Hello, has Sister Fan eaten?" I looked at Han Sifan and asked cautiously.

Today, Han Sifan wore a pair of blue jeans, a black T-shirt, a white vest on the outside, his hair was tied in a ponytail, and he didn't wear makeup, but he was in good shape.

After I finished speaking, I felt a little embarrassed, waved my big hand, and hurriedly threw the condoms given by Brother Xiang into the trash.

"Eat." Han Sifan was strangely not angry, if he had to give me two kicks in the past, if he didn't hit me this time, I would be a little strange, and asked, "Sister Fan, what's wrong with you today?" ”

"What's wrong? I haven't beaten you for two months, you owe it to clean up? Han Sifan glanced at me, I shook my head, Han Sifan laughed and said, "I don't hit people on my birthday, wait for tomorrow ***." ”

"You girl likes to laugh, such a beautiful girl knows how to fight." I laughed dryly twice, and hurriedly walked away, of course, there was no candlelight dinner that night, so I called Xiaopang, Taelong, and Kim Hee-sun, and we went to the food stall to eat together, and then made a big cake to eat.

I remember drinking a lot that day, and then I started to go crazy.

When we returned to the dormitory the next morning, Brother Xiang, Xiaopang, and Tai Long shamelessly went to pick up the new students, to say that picking up the new students is nothing more than to pick up beautiful women, and then take Can, in other schools, there are a lot of people who want to go, but this is a police academy, and there are very few girls.

But the three of them are in the spirit, there are few beauties, if they don't dig out beauties, are they waiting for beauties to come to the door? I wasn't so bored, I didn't want to go to class at the time, so I skipped class and went to the Internet café to surf the Internet, and as soon as I sat down, I suddenly saw an acquaintance.