[125] Liu Peng
Now it has been the third day since we came to Difu, and what we didn't expect was that Difu actually has ten modern big cities, ten times larger than first-tier cities such as Chongqing and Beijing, and we are in Yama City, and the mayor is Yama King.
Not long after we were in that desert, a dozen or so ghosts dressed in the clothes of ancient officials arrested us, saying that we were smugglers and wanted to take us to reincarnation, and then the more than 100 people were taken away.
Only the three of us are fine, I asked, it turned out that the three of us were Mr. Yin and Yang, at that time, didn't my master let me pick a road name when I was apprenticed, mine is Batman, and Brother Xiang is Iron Man.
This road number was registered under the underworld at that time, and when it was something like an ID card, the wandering ghosts and wild ghosts in the yang world were equivalent to fugitives from the underworld, and Mr. Yin and Yang's job in the yang world was to send those wandering ghosts to the underworld, and we were equivalent to the police in the underworld, so the three of us could be exempted from reincarnation, as for what kind of pimple Xu Qiang was, we don't know.
Hey, although I didn't have to be reincarnated at that time, I didn't know how to be in the yang world, so I was sad to death.
However, Mr. Yin and Yang is still treated well in the underworld, even if he dies, he can also be a bad person, and several of those ghosts were Mr. Yin and Yang before his death, so he took special care of the three of us.
The three of us were in this city of Yama when we were released, which was much bigger than the cities of Chongqing, and strangely enough, there were no cars on the streets, more bicycles, and there were as few cars as at the beginning of the last century, and only occasionally one or two paper carts dangled in front of us.
The three of us from this bureau, well, I don't know if the underworld is called a bureau, anyway, let's call it like this first, we just got out of this bureau and didn't have any money, Brother Xiang grabbed a ghost on the road who looked quite decrepit and asked: "Dude?" Do you have any money? ”
The ghost looked to be about twenty-five years old, and he looked like an upstart, and he nodded and took out a pile of dark coins and said, "Yes." ”
Brother Xiang looked at the pile of money and said, "Lend me twenty or thirty thousand yuan for emergency relief, buddy, I just released it from it." ”
The ghost got angry when he heard it, and scolded: ", you look down on me too much, my dad is Li Gang, do you know?" Looking for me to borrow twenty or thirty thousand? Do you think I'm called Hanako? This is 300 billion, take it first, not enough to talk about it. After speaking, he threw 300 billion to Brother Xiang.
That powerful momentum almost didn't scare the three of us to death, and he casually threw us a few hundred billion yuan, and then the three of us thought about it carefully, and it was the Stygian Coin that relieved us.
In fact, the underworld is not as terrifying as we think, the only bad estimate is that the color is gray and white, as if there is only one color in the world, of course, even so, there are still people who like it here, Brother Xiang is one of them, at this time Brother Xiang took the popcorn and Han Sifan and me to watch the concert co-organized by Leslie Cheung and Huang Jiaju.
At that time, there were thousands of ghosts, I, Brother Xiang, and Han Sifan also got VIP seats because they were Mr. Yin and Yang, and they watched the concert co-organized by my brother and Jiaju, and the two idols were still within reach, paralyzed, this trip to the underworld was really not in vain, especially Brother Xiang, we have liked these two palace singers since we were children, but I didn't expect to see a real ghost today, Brother Xiang was so excited that he roared like killing a pig.
After watching the concert, we went around again, the price of the underworld is also a bit expensive, the concert ticket will cost 50 billion per person, grandma's, this is too fucking kneeling, and the feeling of this matter is 100 million yuan in a piece of tweed.
We don't know how long we played, there is also a pedestrian street here, a snack street, but don't fucking blame me for complaining, the snack street is all fucking fragrant, what authentic gutter oil is so fragrant, a stick of incense is a billion or something, a walk into the pedestrian street selling clothes shop almost didn't scare me to death, all fucking is a shroud or paper clothes.
Originally, the idea of being sung by the concert made us feel that the underworld was really good was gone, and instead we wanted to return to the yang world.
When I came out of the bureau before, I didn't ask how to go back to the yang world, and the three of us discussed it, but we still have to go back and ask how to go back.
This bureau is very big, and the gatekeeper is a ghost in his thirties, and when a few of us walked inside, this ghost said: "What are you doing, what are you doing, are we going in casually?" A few of you come here. ”
The three of us glanced at each other, walked up to this ghost, and Brother Xiang said with a smile on his face, "Leader, come and smoke." After speaking, he hurriedly took out a dungeon cigarette that he had bought with three hundred dark coins, and almost gave it to this ghost.
Don't talk about this ghost, he was full of leaders, crossed Erlang's legs, took a puff of the cigarette lit by Brother Xiang, nodded with a smile and said, "Not bad, the children can be taught, what are the boys doing?" ”
"Leader, I'm a friend of the director's son, but I came to my uncle for something?" Brother Xiang said with a smile, but he didn't expect this ghost's face to change, and he reprimanded loudly: "Our director and his son have been reincarnated for hundreds of years, you actually lied, what are your intentions!" ”
It's hard, day, Brother Xiang must have forgotten that this is the underworld, I hurriedly said: "Actually, our master and your director are old friends, no, let's ask the director about something?" ”
In fact, at the beginning, he said that the director just wanted to scare the doorman, but he didn't expect the doorman's temper to be so stinky, and the doorman nodded and said, "Show me the documents, what is your master's name?" ”
Brother Xiang and I, as well as Han Sifan, only took out a Mr. Yin and Yang certificate, which was temporarily reissued by those ghosts when we were out of the game before, and I handed it to the doorman before saying, "Our master's name is Wu Jiu." ”
Unexpectedly, this ghost almost didn't fall off the chair when he heard my master's name, looked at the three of us with wide eyes and said, ", Wu Jiu? Are you sure you're right? ”
"yes." Brother Xiang and I nodded, and the ghost coughed, looked at us, and said, "You guys go across the street and wait for me." ”
After speaking, I walked into the bureau, I looked at the back of this ghost, and asked Brother Xiang, "What should I do?" ”
Han Sifan frowned and said, "Go and wait for him to see what tricks he has." ”
The three of us waited for him across the street for twenty minutes before he came out of the bureau in a shroud, walked up to the three of us and whispered, "Follow me." ”
The three of us followed him for ten minutes and entered a small alley, and then he whispered: "My name is Liu Peng, I am your master's buddy, you are actually very dangerous now, I will find a way to send you out." ”