After I got up the next day, I was sore all over, and yesterday's fight was not for fun, rubbing the painful place, I saw that the time was almost eleven o'clock at noon, and when I walked out of the room, I saw Brother Xiang who was lying on the sofa and still drooling and sleeping, and shook my head. Please > for the fastest update

opened the refrigerator, there were still some dishes in it, knocked on Han Sifan's door, Han Sifan quickly opened it, and after seeing me, he asked with a straight face: "What's the matter?" ”

The voice was very cold, I was not happy at the time, I asked you what this old lady wants to eat, I want to get you food to eat, you still have a face with me, a few days ago, I don't know if she took the wrong medicine.

I said, "Han Sifan, what are you doing?" Is it fun to have a straight face for a day? ”

"It's fun." Han Sifan closed the door after speaking, I watched Han Sifan close the door, took a deep breath, shook my head, don't be angry with her, an old lady, I have quality, besides, she is not me, get angry with him.

Thinking of this, I felt a little more comfortable, but I was also a little lost, so I took out some food and fried it casually, and then called Brother Xiang up to eat.

Brother Xiang was wearing a red boxer at the time, and there was a Mickey Mouse in the middle, after being called by me in a daze, he wiped the saliva on the side of his mouth, and sniffed like a pig: "Is there any meat back to the pot, I love you to death Huizi, I want to eat it." ”

After saying that, he ran to the kitchen to get chopsticks in a flower panties, this guy likes to sleep in a pair of underwear, and he doesn't like to wear clothes, so he simply didn't let Han Sifan bump into it, if Han Sifan bumped into it, he would be a foot girl without saying anything.

Watching Brother Xiang happily eat the meat back to the pot, and from time to time he said something delicious, Huizi I love you and something like that, I shook my head, he deserved to be lonely for a lifetime.

The ancients once said that they have no heart and lungs, and they are not tired of living, but now when I look at Brother Xiang, I feel that this ancient man does not deceive me.

After eating, Brother Xiang lay on the sofa contentedly, looked at the gray sky outside the window, took out his cigarette comfortably, smoked it, crossed Erlang's legs and said with a leader: "This is fucking life." ”

At this time, Han Sifan's door also opened, and a foot kicked Brother Xiang in the chest with lightning speed, Brother Xiang hurriedly got dressed, and immediately made a non-standard military salute at Han Sifan, saying, "What instructions does the leader have?" ”

"Go shopping with me." Han Sifan was about to go out after speaking, Brother Xiang looked bitter, isn't it, in his words, shopping is the most annoying.

Brother Xiang looked at me keenly and asked in a low voice, "You two have a conflict?" ”

I was also inexplicably holding my breath at the time, and scolded: "You are the little couple, and your whole family is a little couple." ”

", won't I just eat a pot of meat, who will provoke me if I recruit someone." Brother Xiang looked innocent, and was finally dragged out shopping by Han Sifan, and I can still recall Brother Xiang's painful expression that day, which was similar to sending a condemned prisoner to the execution ground.

I sat down on the couch at a loss, shook my head, and smiled wryly, why am I angry? It's about me, if you ask Brother Xiang to accompany you shopping, can't I ask a beautiful woman to come out and go shopping with me?

As soon as Kim Hee-sun heard that I was looking for her to go shopping with me, he said, "Xiao Huihui, I also want to go shopping with you, but now I'm eating with my parents." ”

I called the magpie again, and the magpie said, "Xiao Huihui, I also want to go shopping with you, but I'm doing laundry in the dormitory now." ”

I called Xia Yumeng again, and Xia Yumeng replied the same way: "Xiao Huihui, I also want to go shopping with you, but I'm bored shopping outside now, I can't accompany you, I'm sorry"

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Paralysis, what a thing! I was so angry that I almost dropped my phone, I've only known so many old ladies for so many years, who else can I find?

By the way, Li Shanshan, I dialed Li Shanshan's phone, and this time I didn't give her a chance to refuse, and said directly: "I know you want to go shopping with me, at the gate of the zoo, at twelve o'clock at noon, see you or leave." ”

"Ah, Brother Hui, what's wrong with you?" Li Shanshan on the other side asked strangely, maybe she was suddenly blinded by a phone call from me, I actually didn't have much contact with Li Shanshan in my sophomore year, but only occasionally called to ask her how she was doing recently, and I didn't take the initiative to ask her out.

"I miss you." I hung up the phone after I finished speaking, but I still shook my head, Han Sifan, Han Sifan, it's really a headache.

But I'm not such a pessimistic person, since I've already called Li Shanshan out, then it's impossible for me to dress up as a declining brother.

I changed into blue jeans, wore a blue and white plaid shirt, and deliberately went downstairs to a barber shop to wash my hair and blow a cool hairstyle.

Looking at his face in the mirror, not to mention being more handsome than Takeshi Kaneshiro, more than Aaron Kwok is probably no problem, it's too perfect.

By twelve o'clock, when I arrived at the zoo, Li Shanshan seemed to have arrived a long time ago, and I hadn't seen her for more than half a year, and this girl looked more mature.

She was wearing a white T-shirt and super shorts, and it was already a little cooler in October, but she really looked good in this way, showing off her bumpy figure.

At this time, she was holding a white bag and standing in place looking around, as if waiting for someone, I walked over, Li Shanshan saw me, smiled and walked towards me.

"Brother Hui, it's been a long time." Li Shanshan smiled when she saw me and said, "Why are you dressed so handsome today." ”

"Isn't this looking for a beautiful woman to go shopping, you can't lose the face of a beautiful woman." I laughed a little, looked at her and sighed a little and said, "Yes, you're so old in a flash." ”

"Cut, you seem to be much older than me." Li Shanshan looked at me and shook her head.

There's nothing to say, or rather, I don't know what to say, the two of us are bored shopping and playing everywhere, but fortunately, Li Shanshan buys things and clothes and pays for everything.

At that time, I went in with a man, and then she paid for it, not to mention how contemptuous the conductor looked at me, for these people with such powerful eyes, I generally adopt the hehe system, brother I am a potential stock.

Bored to a milk tea shop in the mall and ordered two cups of milk tea, I was tired after shopping for so long, Li Shanshan and I went in and found a random place to sit down, Li Shanshan drank milk tea, and asked casually: "Brother Hui, where is your girlfriend?" ”

"Girlfriend?" I looked at Li Shanshan strangely, Li Shanshan nodded and said, "Didn't you tell me before that you like that girl named Han Sifan very much?" ”