Brother Xiang and I were stunned, my mother, the house that Uncle Fang rented for me is too big, there are more than 200 square meters, there are three bedrooms, the living room is scary, the kitchen is everything, and the decoration is also hardcover.

Brother Xiang and I found a room at random, my room is about 30 square meters, there is a computer in it, bedding and everything.

Happiness, that was the only thought I had at the time.

"Huizi, let's go, go out to dinner with my brother." Brother Xiang ran to my house and pulled me out, and I was dragged out by him with my wallet and mobile phone key.

Wanfu Building is the most central area of Chengdu, the provincial government is not far away, particularly prosperous, what universities around.

The surrounding food culture is particularly developed, all kinds of delicious food, Brother Xiang and I ran to a snack street not far away to hang out.

If you want to say where there are many beautiful women in China, the first thing that comes to mind is Chongqing or Chengdu, which is really not blowing, because the eating habits of Chongqing and Chengdu people are relatively spicy, so the figure is generally maintained very well.

Brother Xiang and I are also looking at these hot girls, to say how miserable it was to be in the police academy before, not to mention the remoteness of the police academy from the city, and the school is full of old men.

"Look at that chick, that little waist, I'll rub it, it's so cool." Brother Xiang looked left and right, for fear that others would not know that he was a pervert.

I despised him fiercely in my heart, it's a shame, how could a pervert like us who has connotation, culture, and cultivation do such a shameful behavior as him.

I silently bought a thirty yuan sunglasses in a stall, and after putting them on, I aimed left and again, others couldn't see it, Brother Xiang saw a girl and wanted to run to her and tell her: Labor and management are perverts, I'm peeping at you.

We walked a long way around, and we didn't know what this place was, but Brother Xiang and I saw a temple in front of us, and there were two two-meter-high stone lions in front of this temple.

The plaque on it reads South China Temple, and Brother Xiang said strangely when he saw it: "No, this is what kind of stone lion is placed at the entrance of the Buddhist temple, and the most basic placement of this lion is not right!" ”

Brother Xiang pointed to the two stone lions and asked, "Look at it, how do you feel!" ”

I saw that these two lions were tall and mighty, and they were very well carved, and I said, "They are even on both sides!" ”

"You're right, but stone lions can't be the same." Brother Xiang said: "These two stone lions look at it, they are exactly the same, generally speaking, they are facing the door, it is to the left mother and the right male, these two stone lions can't see who is male and which is female, and the two lions can not be so symmetrical, this is wrong, but to open an open mouth, a closed mouth!" ”

"Usually, you are facing this door, and the lion on your left hand should be a female, and there should be some lion cubs playing there, and the lioness has a closed mouth, or a small mouth, which represents the yin in the balance of yin and yang, and the "na" in the spit."

The lion on the other side should be male, opening, stepping on the lion ball, which represents the yang in the balance of yin and yang, and the "spit" in the spit, such a pair of lions, not only play the role of the door god, but also let the owner of the house, spit orderly, everything is happy! ”

I looked at Brother Xiang and then asked, "Then what about the wrong stone lion like this!" ”

Brother Xiang said: "If it is a family that makes a mistake, the yin and yang will be uncoordinated, and a lot of strange things will happen, such as the hostess's inexplicable miscarriage, or the woman's long beard, the man's sissy, but this is a Buddhist temple, and there is a big Buddha in it to suppress, nothing will happen!" ”

"Since you're here, let's go in and say goodbye." We had a special job, and I knocked on the door, and a frighteningly fat middle-aged man in his thirties opened the door.

This middle-aged man was wearing a yellow robe, but he was full of long hair, just like a rock singer, this monk saw the strange eyes of Brother Xiang and me, and smiled: "Are the two donors here to offer incense, please come in!" ”

Brother Xiang asked, "Your hair ......?"

The monk replied, "Oh, I just went to the red-light district." As he spoke, he took off his hair and threw it aside, and Brother Xiang and I instantly understood, and looked at this monk with disdain.

"My name is Fang Shi Neng, buddy, don't despise me, I finally found a job here after graduating from college, people are not sages, and besides, people have drunk and flesh through their intestines." This Fang Shi Neng said with a grin.

Fang Shi Neng greeted the two of us into the lobby, the decoration of this Buddhist temple is not bad, as soon as I entered the smell of sandalwood, there was also the sound of chanting scriptures, I did not enter the hall to feel a smell of Buddhism.

The monk is a flower monk, but this temple should still be very good, so I said to Fang Shineng: "Master, don't mind if we go in and put on a pillar of incense!" ”

Fang Shi Neng nodded hurriedly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, one pillar of incense is twenty yuan, and the upper ten pillars will give you a seven-fold discount!" ”

"." I cursed secretly, to be honest, after seeing the experience of the monk of Xuni and then looking at this monk, I feel that this is simply a person from two worlds.

I handed over forty yuan, he gave me and Brother Xiang a stick of incense, Brother Xiang and I walked in, I thought there were monks inside, there were two two-meter-high loudspeakers inside, at this time the sound of chanting scriptures was being played on the stereo.

"Now that people's wages are high, how can you invite such a monk to recite the scriptures, just take a moment." Fang Shi Neng explained next to him, I nodded, and looked at the Buddha statue above, I wiped it, and it turned out to be the statue of the Jade Emperor on it, and the Jade Emperor, who was more than five meters high, was on the stage, and was receiving incense offerings at this time.

"Dude, buddy, is this a Buddhist temple?" I asked Fang Shi Neng next to me, and Fang Shi Neng said proudly: "Of course it's a Buddhist temple, but no one came to the Buddhist temple before, and then a master said that the business of changing a Buddha statue must be booming, so I changed to a Jade Emperor, I didn't expect that the business was really good, and people who came said that we are the first wonderful Buddhist temple in history!" ”

"I'll rub, I'll go to Buddhism to sue you." I can't stand it anymore, can this kind of Buddha statue be messed up?

As soon as Fang Shi Neng heard this, he hurriedly said, "Don't, don't, I'll give you this scripture!" ”

"I'll rub it, do you think I can stop suing you if I give me this scripture, I'm that kind of person." I glared at him and yelled before whispering, "What about the scriptures, take them first!" ”

"Here's it." This buddy came over with a book, I looked at it, paralyzed, Tao Te Ching, I really wanted to kick this buddy to death, this buddy saw my appearance and immediately said: "I'll give you another talisman, don't be angry!" ”

As he spoke, he handed over an object, and when I looked at it, I said nothing, the cross,