"Excuse me, is it hard work to collect evidence? I asked, looking at the beauty.

Then they explained to me what I was going to do in the future.

Don't say anything, after I heard it, I wanted to fucking scold people, Wu Jiu, that bastard, if you don't arrange me a job with oil and water like Brother Xiang, even if it's a criminal policeman, I admit it when I catch people outside every day, but I was assigned to such a physical evidence department.

The Physical Evidence Section is composed of some of the fingerprints that you have taken care of in the crime-solving films, collected hair, and judges.

There are four of us, Chen Qingyi, Huang Xiaoxiao, Xu Dian, plus me, Chen Qingyi is the work of toxicology testing, that is, testing blood, hair, etc.

Xu Dian forensics, I don't need to explain too much about this, and Huang Xiaoxiao is doing pathological examination, that is, slicing human organs and then studying them.

And the evidence collection I was assigned to was the hardest part of our physical evidence department, which was the tricky character in those crime-solving films, that is, lying on the ground looking for hair, or collecting nails.

Don't think it's an easy job, I've heard them roughly say that even a theft case has to be squatted on the ground for two or three hours, and if it's a homicide, you have to look for two or three days.

And they are all squatting on the ground, twelve hours, tired to stand up and relax for a while, and then squat down and continue, this is not only a hard force, it is simply a hard force.

"Dude, don't say anything, go, eat, eat whatever you want, buddy, I will never say anything." That Xu Dian hugged me so excited, Huang Xiaoxiao knocked him on the head and said, "Come on, I'll fry the vegetables for you when I get back from work, now take samples first, work, and talk about it after work!" ”

"So what am I doing now?" I asked.

Xu Dian said: "You just have to rest, there is basically no work for you in this office, and you will be called when you have a task!" ”

"Okay." I nodded, and I was in a good place.

Huang smiled and walked to the refrigerator next to him, took out a can of Coke, threw it to me, and said, "Drink some cold Coke, it's hot today." With that, she took out another piece of pork liver wrapped in a clinker bag.

"I'm going back to fry pork liver tonight." I looked at Huang Xiaoxiao and asked, Huang Xiaoxiao smiled for a moment, instantly understood, glanced at me and pointed to the pig liver in her hand and said, "This is a dead person's organ, we took it back for sampling!" ”

I was drinking Coke, and it squirted out all of a sudden, Huang Xiaoxiao shook his head, turned around and made it himself.

Xu Dian seemed to be quite idle, sat next to me and handed over a cigarette and said, "It's good to get used to it, don't talk about the human liver, it's urine, and feces are all put in here, Chen Qingyi's guy took the wrong one some time ago, and drank a lot of urine!" ”

"Poof." I vomited again, and hurriedly threw away the Coke in my hand, Xu Dian seemed to be very good at talking, and his mouth chatted with me like a machine gun, and I also roughly knew the situation of the three of them.

The three of them used to live together, and all three of them had just graduated from college three years ago, and they were assigned to this department together and have been working together ever since.

Chen Qingyi is a nerd, he works all day long, he is twenty-five years old, he doesn't have a girlfriend, and Huang Xiaoxiao is a rich second generation, her father is an entrepreneur, the family is quite rich, and the family is against her doing this, but she likes it.

And Xu Dian, according to his words, he has performed the word perfect to the fullest, how many girls are crazy about him or something.

At that time, Huang Xiaoxiao, who was not far away, said to me: "The guy next to you is an anatomy maniac, he wants to dissect things all day long, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't dissect something a day!" ”

"Professional habits, I can understand." Although I said this in my mouth, I was scolding and paralyzed in my heart, and I was not a normal person.

The day passed quickly, and at noon they asked me to go out to eat with me for three days, but I refused, because I had no appetite, and I was hungry in the office for a day, and the day's work was finally over.

"Dude, let's go sit there." Xu Dian took my hand and walked outside, and I asked, "Where do you live!" ”

"Wanfu Mansion!"

Well, it turned out that these three people were my neighbors with Brother Xiang, and I followed the three of them to their house, and their house was downstairs from our house.

The house was sponsored by Huang Xiaoxiao's father, and the house type was the same as my house with Brother Xiang, and it was very luxuriously decorated.

"Keiko, you can sit casually, I'll go get some food." Huang Xiaoxiao is very good, after entering the house, he changed into an apron and went to the kitchen to get food.

I suddenly thought that Brother Xiang should also get off work, so I asked Xu Dian: "What's that, I have a buddy who lives with me, just upstairs, I also asked him to come down and eat!" ”

Xu Dian asked: "Is it also our bureau?" ”

I nodded: "Well, the traffic policeman also just came today!" ”

"Call, there are a lot of people, Lao Chen, go downstairs and carry two cases of beer up, forget it, you are small, the beer is almost the same as carrying you, I'll go." Xu Dian seemed to be in a very good mood, and ran down to carry the beer by himself.

I saw that people didn't object, and they picked up the phone and called Brother Xiang, and the phone was quickly connected, and Brother Xiang asked in a deep voice: "What's the matter!" ”

"Brother Xiang, come downstairs to 18-8, eat and drink together." After I finished speaking, Brother Xiang said an oh on the other side of the phone and hung up the phone.

I listened to Brother Xiang's tone and thought that something was wrong, and soon there was a knock on the door, I walked over and opened the door to see that Brother Xiang had several shoe prints on his body.

", Brother Xiang, someone beat you." I was angry and paralyzed when I saw it, Brother Xiang pointed inside and said, "Go in and say!" ”

Chen Qingyi and Huang Xiaoxiao also came out, I introduced them to both parties, and then Brother Xiang sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs and said: "The traffic police are really not done by people, they are paralyzed!" ”

"Can we change jobs?" I whispered.

"Don't interrupt." Brother Xiang glared at me and said, "Aren't I on duty today, standing on West Street, a 100,000 or so fast car scratched me, you said that if he apologized directly, forget it, guess what that thing said!" ”

"There was an old yellow hair out of the car, and when he came down, he scolded me and said that I didn't have long eyes, and said that I couldn't afford to crash his luxury car, paralyzed, when would more than 100,000 yuan become a luxury car, and then he came up and kicked me!"

I looked at a few footprints on Brother Xiang's body and asked, "I'm depressed about this, I'll clean him up for you!" ”

"Mao, no matter how I came out of the police academy, I can't do a non-mainstream." Brother Xiang frowned and said, "That thing is still lying in the hospital, with a few broken bones on its body, and I am worried about it when I ask Lao Tzu for medical expenses." ”