【220】 Stew broth to drink

If this Zen staff is really left by the sixth ancestor Huineng, it is really a treasure, not to mention that it is a weapon to kill demons and demons, just its thousands of years of history, or what Master Huineng left before, hype it up when the antique is sold It is estimated that it is enough for me to eat for a lifetime.

Fang Shi Neng looked at me and Brother Xiang and asked, "Where are the monsters?" ”

Brother Xiang and I glanced at each other and said in unison, "There are no monsters!" ”

"That's right, my buddy and I saw a big dog in the backyard just now, why don't you go and ask you for dog meat to eat!" Brother Xiang explained with his hands dancing, and I nodded again and again.

Fang Shineng was originally nervous, but when he heard Brother Xiang's words, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "So that's the case!" I'm scared to death, so I'll say there's no monster, hit the dog, hit the dog, lie to me and say what kind of monster! Come on, this dog looks quite big, the meat should be very old, let's bring it in and eat stew and drink! ”

In fact, you really can't blame Fang Shineng's eyes for being bad, this fox demon is covered in blood, the skin and flesh outside because it wants to be sacrificed with blood in the end, so the skin has fallen to the ground, and her tail is also several meters away, it was dark at the time, and Fang Shineng didn't see it.

Fang Shi Neng carried the corpse of this fox demon to the kitchen, Brother Xiang and I glanced at each other, and I said, "Dude, you eat this dog meat slowly, I still have something to do, go first!" ”

"Don't! Damn, this monster's flesh is a great supplement! Brother Xiang glared at me and whispered, Fang Shineng also said: "That's not good, this dog meat is made by you, eat it together!" ”

Fang Shi Neng went in and started to light a fire, and Brother Xiang and I quickly threw those two tails on the street outside, and then cleaned up the traces of the fight in the yard.

The two of us also discussed, now stay and wait for the other fox demon, and when she comes back, it will be better to clean up all of a sudden.

The two of us ran into the kitchen and saw that Fang Xuneng had already cut the corpse of the fox demon into small pieces, and the knife skills were very skilled, and then the meat was washed and everything was quite neat.

Brother Xiang and I went to the dinner table and sat down, idle and bored, so I asked Fang Shineng: "Your sword skills are very good!" I've been a cook before! ”

Fang Shineng shook his head and smirked, "What's the matter!" In the past, the business of this broken temple was poor, and there was no last meal, so I went to get some dog meat to eat if I had nothing to do, and this small day was also leisurely! ”

I was puzzled and asked, "I said, why do you have to be a monk!" In today's society, it's extremely chic to go out and do anything, and you have to be a monk! ”

"Not really!" As soon as Fang Shi Neng heard what I said, he gritted his teeth and said: "I was fucking deceived, I used to hear that the monks of Shaolin Temple have a monthly salary of how many thousands, they eat, drink, prostitute and gamble every day, they can beat tourists when they have itchy hands, and when they are old, they can become a monk, and then they chat and fart with some high-ranking officials and rich people who come to seek Buddha every day, and then dry up their daughters!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I nodded, don't really say it, just this treatment, in exchange for me, I also want to be a monk, and the current monks will not get up at five o'clock in the morning to carry water and chop wood like those monks in the past, and they have to practice every day or something.

"At that time, I went to Nanhua Temple to apply for a monk, and finally assigned me to such a fart place!" Fang Shineng looked sad: "I don't know why?" This temple has no incense at all, and it covers a wide area, and it is still in the center of Chengdu, and the demolition team did not demolish it, I look forward to this broken place being demolished every day, let me go back to those big temples to be a monk! ”

"You just want to be a monk in this life!" Brother Xiang said: "As far as Your Excellency is concerned, there is absolutely no problem in being an actor!" ”

"Do you mean I'm handsome?" Fang Shineng looked at Brother Xiang excitedly.

Brother Xiang shook his head and said: "No, I mean that those anti-Japanese dramas like you like people like you to play little Japan, skinny as firewood as cannon fodder, fat head and big ears as traitors!" ”

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We chatted with Fang Shi Neng without a word, and soon the fox demon's broth was stewed, and the whole big iron pot was full of broth and meat, after all, such a big monster, we hurriedly took a sip of broth, I took a sip, it felt quite similar to dog meat, but it was also mixed with a faint sweet taste.

I drank three bowls in a row, and I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but my neck, which felt a little slightly painful, was a lot more comfortable.

Fang Shineng is also quite able to drink, drink four or five bowls! And Brother Xiang is more exaggerated, there should be eight bowls. Although it is a small bowl, he basically drinks a little in the back and has to go to the toilet, originally I was very puzzled why Brother Xiang drank this soup so hard, but later I heard Brother Xiang say that I understood that this thing is an aphrodisiac and kidney supplement.

After drinking the broth, the stomach was also bulging, and the three of us ran to the mat in the hall outside to lie down, and there was a little breeze in the middle of the night, and the three of us fell asleep while lying down.

When I woke up the next day, I was woken up.

I opened my eyes in a daze and looked left and right, it was Brother Xiang who was shaking me, I yawned and asked, "What time is Brother Xiang!" ”

"Stop playing, the way is that guy coming!" Brother Xiang whispered to me, as soon as I heard it, I stood up all of a sudden, looked left and right, there was no one in this hall, and I asked, "What about people?" ”

"What about in the kitchen? That guy is rich, and now Fang Shi can turn behind him like his grandson? Brother Xiang squinted his eyes and said, "This is not the main thing, the main thing is that there is a woman who came with her!" ”

"Female!" I frowned, Brother Xiang nodded and said, "She has a musty smell on her!" ”

"Could it be that you were an accomplice of that monster yesterday!" Brother Xiang and I glanced at each other, and as soon as Brother Xiang and I thought of this, we immediately ran towards the kitchen.

I pushed open the door and ran in to take a look, Fang Shi Neng was giving Fang Cheng and a beautiful woman a soup? This woman looks about twenty years old! is extremely beautiful, and her style is more charming than many big stars.

Just as Brother Xiang said, there was a pale black aura around her body, which should be the rest of the monster that couldn't be wrong.

But now I don't have an attack charm on my body, and Brother Xiang hasn't set up a formation, so I don't have the capital to fight this monster at all, I winked at Brother Xiang, and motioned him to find yesterday's Zen staff, where is the Zen staff in the hall? Yesterday, Brother Xiang still slept with that baby Zen stick.

Brother Xiang nodded, turned around and ran out, Fang Shi Neng saw the two of us coming in, Brother Xiang ran away again, and said strangely: "You two are awake, by the way, let me introduce you, this is our honored guest of the temple, Mr. Cheng!" ”

"Honorable guest, phew!" I looked blank and asked, "What are you doing here, grandson?" ”