[237] Shameful master
"Master, what are you doing for Brother Xiang to fall in love with that girl." The three of us recruited a taxi, and as soon as I got in the car, I asked the master in the passenger seat in front of me, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that my master seemed to be deliberately matching these two people.
"You know a fart, this little girl is so rich in the family, Lao Tzu is still young and can do it, it's nothing, I'm old, I'll wait for you two to support me, you two are not very virtuous when I'm old, I don't want to find a way to make myself a rich apprentice daughter-in-law, how to eat and drink spicy food when I'm old." My master squinted his eyes as if he was happy.
Brother Xiang said unhappily: "Cut, don't you know to find a rich chick!" ”
My master glared at Brother Xiang, although he was in the car, he still looked left and right very carefully, and scolded: "If you say this in front of your master, I will die,, you take advantage of the opportunity yourself, that chick's life is very good, and her fortune is good!" ”
Helpless, I only have infinite contempt for my shameless master, girl, I'm embarrassed to be a little white face and let myself be an apprentice, Brother Xiang doesn't have any opinion on what he looks like, his eyes are in a daze, I guess I'm thinking about how to soak that chick.
For the next few days, Brother Xiang and I followed the master's ass in circles, this old grandson likes to run around, during which he also went to visit Grandpa Fang, and soon a week passed, and finally, the wedding of Xu Dian and Huang Xiaoxiao came.
The day before the wedding, I was notified that the two of us went over to help set up the venue or something, no matter how good buddies got married, we couldn't be vague about getting married, we went to a glance and were dumbfounded, yes, it's too big, Xu Dian and his father directly chartered a hall of a five-star hotel, and set up the venue like a star concert, but also set up a stage, make lights, and it is said that there will be a second-tier star to sing tomorrow.
The best man is Chen Qingyi, and the bridesmaid is Huang Dingding, the day before we went to the venue to help arrange it, in fact, it was arranged but it was to blow two balloons, and nothing else helped.
However, it is said that there are too many relatives and friends from Tiannan and Haibei, both of them are rich people, there is a saying that no one asks about the poor in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains, Xu Dian and Huang Xiaoxiao accompany relatives everywhere, even the best man and bridesmaid can't leave.
I got up early the next morning, put on a newly bought suit, combed my hair like a dog, looked at myself in the mirror, and felt good, Brother Xiang was similar, wearing a white suit, with a rose on his left chest, and his hair was running like he was married.
Only Wu Jiu, paralyzed, Lao Tzu really didn't want to take him to embarrass him, wearing a white T-shirt, a pair of black shorts, and a small hole in the butt of the shorts, which I accidentally got out when I was smoking the day before yesterday, because the pants are black, I usually can't see it, but Wu Jiu is wearing a yellow panties and shorts, hey, it's all tears, wearing a pair of slippers that I grabbed here, and I followed the two of us to the wedding.
When I was at the door of the hall, I took a look, and the people walking inside were all in suits and leather shoes, and I was the same as Brother Xiang, only Wu Jiu, who hadn't washed his face in the morning, and there was a big lump of eye in the corners of his eyes, I don't know what he thought.
But no matter how he is, he is also my master, our Mr. Yin and Yang is traditional, master is the father, you can still dislike him for wearing ugly clothes and dislike him for embarrassing you when you go out to eat with your father, so Brother Xiang and I didn't say anything.
"Sir, I'm sorry, today is the wedding of Mr. Xu Dian and Miss Huang Xiaoxiao, and no idlers are allowed to enter." A hostess at the door who received red envelopes stopped us, and she was not aimed at me and Brother Xiang, but at my master.
"This, we are attending a wedding, this is a red envelope." Brother Xiang and I took out a red envelope and handed it to Miss Etiquette, although they said that they would not give a red envelope when they got married, but it was just talking.
"Two of you, please come in, as for this gentleman, don't go in if you have a problem with your appearance." Miss Manners is very polite and speaks in a kind voice.
I was a little unhappy when I heard it, no matter how it was my master, I directly said that there was a problem with the appearance, which was too shameless, but my master was a murderer, a fierce man who could kill zombies with one move, he snorted lightly, and took out a large handful of hundred-dollar bills from his trouser pocket.
A lot, roughly at least more than 100 sheets, Miss Etiquette looked at it, but also her eyes lit up, my master took the money and shook it in front of Miss Interests and said: "Pay attention to your words, the people who can eat here today are distinguished guests from both sides, can there be poor people!" ”
Miss Manners looked apologetic, and finally my master nodded with satisfaction, and then put the money in his trouser pocket, and was about to go inside, this Miss Manners saw that she hurriedly stretched out her hand to stop it, squeezed out a smile and said, "Sir, that red envelope!" ”
I couldn't hold my master's face when I saw that I was so embarrassed, and whispered: "Master, big brother, what can you do if you give some money, what about the money you just had!" ”
"I'll just take it out and put it on B, and I didn't say I wanted to give a red envelope." The master asked with a puzzled face: "Is it difficult to get married, you have to give a red envelope!" ”
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" I gave my master a blank look, Miss Manners's face became embarrassed, and suddenly a middle-aged man who looked in his fifties and looked vicissitudes of life came out of the room, reminding the slightly chubby middle-aged man, and as soon as he came out, he asked Miss Manners, "What's wrong!" ”
"Huang Dong, this guy wants to go in without giving red envelopes." Miss Etiquette really wanted to get to know this middle-aged man, so she hurriedly complained.
Huang Dong, I looked, this should be Huang Xiaoxiao's father, my day, it's really embarrassing, I just wanted to explain, this Huang Dong shouted at Miss Etiquette with a tiger face: "Nonsense, who said that the distinguished guests came to dinner, the red envelopes are just a mind, I, Huang someone, when did I miss those red envelopes!" ”
The last sentence is quite imposing, and it really deserves to be a rich man with a net worth of more than 100 million, and he feels different when he speaks.
When a billionaire's daughter gets married, and a guy who looks like a hooligan doesn't give a red envelope and wants to go in for dinner, what would the average person do?
It is estimated that the billionaire will find someone to beat this guy for the first time, but it is estimated that it is something that only nouveau riche likes to do, and this Huang Dong in front of him is obviously not such a nouveau riche, he asked my master with a pleasant face: "Little brother, is it a little difficult lately, it's okay, I will go in and eat casually, I was not much better than you when I was young, and I also like to eat mixed meals, haha." ”