"Fuck off, is Lao Tzu such a shameless person? Like Satoko? I'm ready to get down to business with you. The master scolded him solemnly over there, and then said, "Don't add too much to me, just add a few hundred years......

"Uh." Sure enough, it's still like this, can this group of people not be like this? Can it be normal?

My master didn't dare to agree to anything casually, after all, I couldn't do it, so I hurriedly said, "Master, master, let's get down to business." ”

"Fuck your uncle, isn't what I'm telling you the right thing? Aren't there just ten red-eyed zombies? When the sky fell, there was a tall one on top, and I was worried about begging. The master scolded on the other side.

"Master, it seems that you are the tallest." I reminded you.

"I'm ......" the master paused over there and scolded: "Grass, yes, Lao Tzu is the tallest, Uncle Cao, are these red-eyed zombies crazy, stay in it well, what do you have to come out for, did you go in and rob someone's girlfriend?" ”

"I don't know." I'm so fucking innocent, who did I provoke.

"I'll find a way to do this, isn't it just ten red-eyed zombies, it's not like Lao Tzu hasn't killed red-eyed zombies, so I made Lao Tzu anxious, and took Hu San and Chang Xian Taiye to kill them." The master scolded angrily over there.

"Yes, it's going to kill them, by the way, there are more than a hundred green-eyed zombies in it, and a large group of zombies of other levels, it is estimated that there can be hundreds of zombies." It occurred to me that there seemed to be more than just red-eyed zombies inside.

"Hastyly, nerve-wracking, these bastards, the affairs of the White Lotus Sect are already so busy that I am so busy that I am still out of trouble, and I will figure out this matter myself, remember the matter of longevity, just add five or six hundred years casually, it is still very tiring to live too long." The master reminded me at the end of the day.

You've been living for a long time and you're still tired, I'm still tired, who are you?

"Okay, I won't tell you, go shopping with your wife, by the way, there is one thing, well, forget it, I'll tell you in a few days, you can prepare yourself." After saying that, the master hung up the phone over there.

"Hey, what's the matter? Don't just tell me to prepare, what are you preparing? I asked, but they had already hung up.

"Keiko, there's no hurry to increase life, anyway, I can live for a few decades now, and I'll tell you something else." Uncle Cong waved at me, pointed to the computer on the desk, and said, "Come here, show you something." ”

"What's that? Aren't you, looking at this kind of stuff in the store? I looked at him strangely, and when I looked at the computer screen, I was like, this is an online store.

"This online store is called Ciyuan Pavilion, and it specializes in selling some jewelry to ward off evil spirits." Uncle Cong pointed to the online store and introduced me, I nodded and said, "Don't I have long eyes, but most of these things on the Internet are deceptive, right?" ”

"No, I know the owner of this online store, and the things in it are indeed added to feng shui, which has a certain effect of suppressing evil spirits and avoiding disasters, but the company in their online store is now haunted." Uncle Cong looked at me and said, "Got it, right?" ”

"I understand something, I don't understand, since their shop knows feng shui, do the haunters still ask you for help?" I asked strangely.

"Of course, our Lingling Hall is a golden signboard, and Tong Su is not deceitful, but they have put so many evil and disaster avoidance appliances in their company, they are still haunted, do you understand what it means? The ghost must be unusual, and four people have died in their company now. Uncle Cong's face was also a lot more serious when he said this: "The boss and I have chatted several times on the Internet before, and talked about a lot of feng shui and easy techniques, and even know a little better than me, but he specializes in showing people the scenery of houses, and he doesn't know much about catching ghosts." ”

I finally understood, and just said, "You don't want me to help you catch ghosts, do you?" ”

"What do you mean to help me? I'll go, I gave you such a good opportunity to exercise, it's too late for others to thank you, don't be careless, although I haven't been to their company headquarters in Ciyuan Pavilion to see it, but in the process of chatting with this boss, I feel that this matter is not an ordinary haunting incident, and the evil ghost will disappear when he seeks revenge and kills one person, but this company has already killed four people in a row, and they all die every seven days. Uncle Cong patted me on the shoulder and handed over a card: "This is the address of their company, you go and see it tomorrow, I think you should be able to solve it with your strength, if not, call me immediately." ”

I took the business card, and when I looked at the address, it was a building called Jinghua in the center of Chengdu, I took the business card and nodded.

"Mr. Wu, Tieguanyin is here." At this time, Uncle Cong's secretary walked in.

I suddenly felt that this secretary was really not invited in vain, in fact, Tieguanyin had already been soaked, but I saw this secretary standing at the door just now, and she didn't come in, she probably knew what important things Uncle Cong and I were talking about, so she kept waiting at the door.

I took Tieguanyin and took a sip, damn, it feels similar to a few dollars a cup of tea in those teahouses in my hometown, I really don't know how this thing can be sold so expensive, I casually drank two sips, put it down, and said to Uncle Cong: "Then I'll go first, I'll go see it tomorrow, no, I'll call you." ”

"Well, go ahead." Uncle Cong nodded.

I turned around and walked out of the Lingling Hall, after I came out I was bored alone, maybe I hadn't been back to Chengdu for too long, I walked slowly on the streets of Chengdu by myself.

I've been coming to Chengdu for a long time, a year or two, and Chengdu is even about to become my second hometown, Chengdu, a very beautiful city.

I walked back to Wanfu Building, returned home, took a shower and lay on the bed, it was so comfortable, I actually had a little bit of a bed, how to sleep in the hospital could not sleep well, as soon as I got home, I felt a word, cool, and soon I fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, maybe because of habit, I got up early in the morning, looked at the robe in the cabinet, thought about it, or don't wear it, this thing is worn out lucky to make people think of it as COS, bad luck is bad to be used as a propaganda feudal superstition to call the police, I picked out a handsome little suit, and got a messy hairstyle.

I also went to Brother Xiang's room and flipped through it, and sprayed his cologne perfume dragon out a little, after all, it is a big company, and I can't lose Uncle Cong's face when I go up, I feel ready, I just put on my shoes and went out, went out and took a taxi, and ran to Jinghua Building.