After I led the master in, the master smiled and walked to the old superstition who was still writing calligraphy with the bags of gifts, shook the gift in front of the old superstition and said, "Old fellow, look at what I brought you, Peking duck, do you want to eat it?" ”

The old superstitious calmly glanced up at the bag, lowered his head again, continued to write calligraphy, and said in his mouth: "What are you spending this money for, eating greasy things is not good for your health, cough cough." ”

Talking about the old superstition, he coughed.

"Yo, you old guy still want to be a monk, do you like to eat or not, daughter-in-law, take it, we will eat it ourselves." The master turned around and said, and Mrs. Qiu Xiang came over and took the bags of things, which were placed on the coffee table.

"Huizi, Xiangzi, come, let me introduce you, this is also my daughter-in-law, called Su Daji, you can just call Daji Mrs." The master hugged Mrs. Daji excitedly and happily introduced us.

I nodded and exclaimed, "Hello Mrs. Daji." ”

"Hello master." Brother Xiang also quickly stood up.

Mrs. Qiuxiang doesn't seem to care, I sometimes think about it and really want to beat the master, these two masters, any one of them is basically the country and the city, and even let the old boy take advantage of the two, and let the two of them live in peace.

"Come to Huizi, Shoko, take some New Year's money." As the master spoke, he took out two red envelopes from his pocket, I quickly took them, paralyzed, how did I feel empty, I opened it and looked, there was nothing in it.

"Master, where's the money?" I hurriedly asked.

"Cao, I said to give you two red envelopes, are you talking about giving you two money?" My master scolded: "Besides, if it weren't for Lao Tzu releasing water, would you two be able to enter the Demon Catching Bureau, you two should join the Demon Catching Bureau as a gift to the two of you." ”

This old grandson is really shameless, although maybe he really released some water in the exam at that time, but that was also the result of my efforts with Brother Xiang.

"You two are really, as soon as you meet, you will be in advance, it's so cheesy." After my master finished speaking, he said, "Hurry up and get dressed, and let's go out to eat." ”

I looked at the master's beaming appearance, and then looked at the calm old superstition next to me, thought about it for a while, and still said: "Master, the old superstition ...... him."

"What's wrong with this old guy?" The master asked suspiciously.

The old superstition stood up at this time and said, "Let's say it myself, Xiao Jiu, I have cancer, and it is estimated that I only have half a year to live." ”

"It's the New Year, what are you doing with this kind of joke." The master frowned, patted the old superstitious shoulder, and said, "You are in such good health, it is necessary to live a long life, and you are only seventy or eighty years old." ”

"Okay Xiao Jiu, it's true." The old superstition laughed dryly: "I've lived so long, I've lived enough, it's time to go down and be a ghost and enjoy the blessings." ”

"Bullshit." My master scolded: "How can you get cancer, you are in such good health, I don't believe it." ”

"Don't you know Bai Wuchang? Won't you let him see the book of life and death and believe it? Old superstition said.

My master stood stunned for a moment, his face became serious, and he asked, "Is it true?" ”

"Have I ever joked like this before?" The old superstition asked rhetorically.

"Whew!" My master sighed and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you die so early." After saying that, he turned to leave, but the old superstitious grabbed his arm and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Huizi, Xiangzi, go to the underworld with Lao Tzu and change the book of life and death!" My master yelled, pushing away the old superstitions.

"Huizi, stop your master, it's taboo to change the book of life and death, you can't do that kind of thing!" When the old superstition was pushed away, he yelled.

When I heard this, I hurriedly rushed up to stop in front of the master, and my master frowned and looked at me and asked, "What?" Do you want to see old superstitions die? ”

"No, master, don't be impulsive, you will always find a way, even if you want to attack the underworld, a few of us are not enough." I hurriedly persuaded.

"That's right, I'm called man, paralyzed." After the master finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone to make a call.

"Stop!" Suddenly, the old superstitious didn't know when he took out a dagger and put it against his neck: "Xiao Jiu, stop quickly, otherwise I will die in front of you immediately, and it will be useless for you to change the book of life and death." ”

The master looked back, frowned and roared: "Old fellow, are you stupid?" ”

"I knew that you would react this way when I told you, but you also know the consequences, and if you change the book of life and death, you will suffer cause and effect, and that kind of thing can't be done." The old superstition persuaded.

Brother Xiang also stood on the side of the old superstition at this time, and said, "Master, calm down, this kind of thing really can't be done." ”

"Okay, okay, you're all awesome, old guy, if you want to die, die yourself!" After saying that, my master ran out in a huff.

"Su Daji, hurry up and chase him, don't let him go to the underworld." The old superstition immediately yelled at Mrs. Daji, who nodded hurriedly and chased out.

Mrs. Qiu Xiang also walked to the old superstition at this time, took off his knife, and said, "Old Li Tou, don't be stupid, you and I know what that guy Wu Jiu looks like, if he can't think of any other way, he will definitely rush to the underworld." ”

"I know." The old superstitious sighed, shook his head and said, "Life and death are determined by heaven, how can anyone not die, why can't Xiao Jiu figure it out?" ”

"Okay, old superstitious, you have a good rest by yourself, and I'll go out to see the master." I was also a little worried about the master at this time, so I said a word, turned around and ran out.

Don't think it's a very simple thing to rush to the underworld to make a fuss, let alone change the book of life and death, the cycle of cause and effect, one report and one report.

In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong changed the life and death book of all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, wanting them to live forever, but he attracted the heavenly soldiers and gods, and almost razed Huaguo Mountain to the ground, those monkeys died, and they didn't even have a chance to be reincarnated, and finally Sun Wukong also let Wuzhi Mountain be pressed for 500 years.

This is cause and effect, a mysterious and mysterious thing, of course, it is a story in Journey to the West, but now in reality, if the master really rushes to the underworld, not to mention whether he can beat the king of the ten palaces, just tampering with the book of life and death can make the master suffer a big catastrophe in the future, or even a dead knot.

After I ran out, I searched everywhere, searched for a long time, and finally found the master in the alley where I first saw Han Sifan, at this time the master was sitting alone on the ground, and there was a case of beer next to him, and he was drinking hard, and his wife was just looking at the master with concern on the side, and she didn't speak.

I walked over to the master and sat down, opened a bottle of wine, took a sip and asked, "What are you doing drinking alone, master?" ”