What is Japan like? Brother Xiang and I have been talking about this on the plane, and there are many Japanese people on the plane, and Brother Xiang and I are also chatting with those people.

This is the first time I have come into contact with the Japanese, if I had met the Japanese when I was most angry, I would have beaten them up, but now it's different, the plane is full of Japanese, and Brother Xiang and I don't dare to do it.

I chatted with the Japanese on the plane all the way, and I felt that the Japanese were not as bad as I thought, at least most of them were polite, and the brain-dead Japanese in anti-Japanese TV dramas were really different.

At about seven o'clock in the evening, Brother Xiang and I rushed to the Tokyo airport, and as soon as we got off the plane, Brother Xiang and I walked out of the airport with our luggage.

After going out, Brother Xiang and I were also dumbfounded, damn, neither of us can speak Japanese, let alone hail a taxi.

"Brother Xiang, what should I do?" I asked Brother Xiang next to me, and Brother Xiang scolded, "I know a fart, damn." ”

Brother Xiang and I have a lot of things prepared in our backpacks, and we basically think about what the situation is, such as camping, or food problems, we both brought a big backpack of instant noodles, but we were afraid that we would not be used to eating the food here, but we never expected that the most basic things we were negligent, and we couldn't speak Japanese.

Most of the Japanese people we met on the plane spoke Chinese, but can we expect everyone on this Japanese island to speak Chinese?

"Your grandson is such a cheat." Brother Chong Xiang scolded if I felt it.

Brother Xiang pointed at me and said, "Why didn't you read well at that time, so that now that we are abroad, these birdmen can't understand the words." ”

"Roll rough." I just wanted to scold Brother Xiang, when suddenly a tall and beautiful woman dressed fashionably walked up to us and asked in Chinese: "Hello two." ”

This is really a beauty, the preliminary estimate is more than seven meters, a big wave of Lang hair, melon seed face, standard beauty, Brother Xiang was originally depressed, he saw this beauty coming, and quickly shook his hair, Yin smiled and asked: "Hello, what's the matter with the beauty?" ”

"Can't you talk to a handsome guy if you're fine? I saw that the two of you seemed to be in some trouble, so I came over to ask and introduce myself, my name is Yumiko Ko, I am a foreign language translator, and I am proficient in five Chinese. The beautiful woman said and handed out a business card.

Brother Xiang also took the business card and sniffed it in his nose, with an intoxicated look, seeing that I really wanted to take an ear scraper off him, he asked: "Miss Meizi, hello, my name is Li Xuxiang, my English name is Jack, I am a real estate investor in China, this is my assistant, named Chen Hui." ”

"Has Miko-san eaten? Otherwise, my little brother invited you to have a meal, don't you mind? Brother Xiang said that his hand was on the shoulder of this little Yumiko, and this little Yumiko didn't care, and said with a smile: "There are a lot of people who want to invite me to dinner, but I'm not such a casual person." ”

"Of course, I'm not a casual person, I originally invited four or five translators this time, but I didn't expect their plane to have a car accident in the sky, no, the two of us don't know each other well, if Ms. Yumiko is okay, why don't you be a translator for the two of us for a few days?" Brother Xiang is really bragging and is not afraid of choking on saliva.

Can a plane get into a car accident while it's in the sky? , I said I was his assistant, and I really wanted to kick him.

"That's right." This little Yumiko thought about it for a while and nodded: "It just so happens that I don't have a job schedule during this time, but I'm very expensive." ”

"How expensive." Brother Xiang hugged the little Yumiko with his hand, and asked with a smile on his face: "How about giving you 10,000 RMB a day?" ”

"Are you crazy?" I whispered in Brother Xiang's ear, is this guy crazy? We didn't bring much cash with us when we came out, and the black card couldn't be used in Japan at all, and we came over to borrow 100,000 yuan from all over the world, and this bastard wanted to take all the money to cover this woman for such a woman?

"Deal." That little Yumiko agreed very painfully, and my heart broke when I heard it, damn it.

After Brother Xiang finished speaking, he smiled and hugged this little Yumiko and walked outside to recruit a taxi, I looked at Brother Xiang's appearance from behind, and I really wanted to beat him.

After getting into the taxi, Yumiko asked us where we were going, and Brother Xiang said directly: "Just find a hotel." ”

Then Yumiko said a few words to the master in fluent Japanese, and the master nodded, and then started the car and drove off.

In the car, Brother Xiang, the bastard, actually treated the little Yumiko as a daughter-in-law, touching and kissing something, and the little Yumiko just smiled and didn't say anything.

Brother Xiang, this guy is Lang, he still looks like this with his daughter-in-law, if I go back and tell Yang Juan, he will have no drama in his life.

But I think so, in fact, I am still quite envious, jealous and hateful, Brother Xiang, this guy is thick-skinned, and he can do everything, I am just too thin-skinned, and I am still a virgin.

I don't know what the little Yumiko said to the taxi master, I stopped directly at the door of a big hotel, looked at the hotel, at least it was five-star, and I immediately subconsciously touched my wallet.

As soon as the taxi door opened, a few small workers came to help with the luggage, Brother Xiang estimated that it was also to save face, and directly took out 10,000 RMB in cash and threw it directly to the small workers.

After Brother Xiang and I went in, I didn't bother to follow Brother Xiang over, Brother Xiang put his arm around the waist of the little Yumiko and went to the front desk to book a room.

After a few minutes, Brother Xiang came over with a smile, Brother Xiang walked up to me and said, "Let's go, the presidential suite on the eighth floor, you kid is not serious about work, if you don't forget to book a room, how can we live in such a dilapidated hotel." ”

"Broken?" I looked at the splendid hotel and knew that Brother Xiang was pretending to be B, so I put up with it, but this bastard actually booked the presidential suite, and I hurriedly asked: "Presidential suite?" How much does a night cost? ”

"RMB forty or fifty thousand, this kind of room is okay with it first, and I will contact our company headquarters tomorrow and ask them to change the hotel for us." After Brother Xiang finished speaking, he hugged Xiao Yumiko and walked to the elevator.

I'm really like a miscellaneous person, carrying his bag in the back, watching Brother Xiang chat with Xiao Yumiko in front, and laughing a few times from time to time, I really want to rush over and beat him, bastard. ”

He probably forgot what the two of us came to Japan for, this guy booked two rooms, he hugged little Yumiko into a room, I lived opposite him, I walked in, obedient, it really deserves to be a presidential suite, luxurious!