【403】 I want to be the first to hang
After about twenty minutes, the rumbling of the villa gradually subsided, and a huge evil aura rushed into the sky, flew north, and disappeared from our field of vision.
After a while, my master walked to our car with a frown, pulled the door, and sat in the co-pilot's seat, and I quickly asked, "Master, how is it?" ”
"How about Brother Xiaojiu, did you ask about the way to resurrect zombies?" Uncle Cong turned his head to look at the master and asked, my master shook his head, sighed and said, "I asked yes, but that method is too difficult." ”
Saying that, my master also showed a look of disappointment, and took a deep breath: "It seems that I will not have the opportunity to see him again in this life." ”
"What the hell is going on? Master, let's talk about it. I asked the master in the back seat at the front of me.
My master looked back at me and thought for a moment before saying, "Zombies are no longer the Three Realms and Six Realms and the like, they will disappear forever when they die, and there is no chance of resurrection at all." ”
"Where's Amatera?" I asked strangely.
My master said, "I haven't finished talking yet, Amaterasu is an alternative, although Amaterasu is a zombie, but in Japan it was once worshipped by a famous family, and the belief of this famous family is condensed. ”
It turns out that these Japanese cults want to use the power of faith to change their names against the sky and directly resurrect Amaterasu, and the power of faith sounds very suspenseful, but in fact, in ancient China, in the countryside, many monsters pretended to be immortals, and let a village, or even several villages, build temples to worship.
Such monsters are very high, and as long as this kind of monster appears, it will be immediately destroyed by the people of Maoshan, and belief in this kind of thing is mysterious and mysterious, to put it bluntly, in the words of "I Have a Date with a Zombie" on TV, it is, believe that it will be realized, and if you don't believe it, there will be nothing.
The same is true of the power of faith, the monsters in the countryside can be cultivated into big demons by condensing the power of faith, not to mention that this Amaterasu has condensed the belief of the Japanese nation for thousands of years, and it is not impossible to resurrect Amaterasu with this faith.
The reason why the master was so disappointed was because this method only worked with Amaterasu, and his zombie brother was useless.
"So what now?" I asked the master.
The master sighed and said, "I already know from Li Zhendong that in a month, all TV stations in Japan will broadcast a program, that is, Amaterasu descended, and then called on everyone to bow down to Satokono and shout to welcome Amaterasu. ”
"Hundreds of millions of people are calling for his resurrection?" I shuddered and looked at the master, who nodded: "This power of faith is extremely terrifying, and as soon as Amaterasu is resurrected, I can't even beat him with this power of faith." ”
L didn't talk to us at all, just made a phone call, and then rushed to the other side of the phone and said, "Master, you have a chance to burn the Yasukuni Temple with your own hands." ”
"Only call on all our Chinese masters to come, Amaterasu, you are really a big trouble!" My master frowned and scolded, "I knew that I was desperate to stop him from coming back to Japan." ”
"It's useless to say this, master, go to the contact." I waved my hand, anyway, the sky is falling and there is a tall one on top, and I don't bother to worry about it, now that things are so big, it's not what I can do to help.
Then my master also made a lot of phone calls to contact our Chinese masters, but my master said that there was a big monster in Japan, and he didn't say much.
The replies over there are generally good, no problem.
When these guys come to Japan, they will probably have to scold my master to death if they know the real situation, after all, this kind of thing is too dangerous, but now they can't use any ordinary means.
If you don't tell them that there is a big monster in Japan, it is difficult to tell them that Amaterasu, the first god of Japan, wants to make hundreds of millions of people in Japan call for the incarnation, so that a fool will come.
The master also called the military and asked them to put pressure on Japan, preferably to let those Japanese TV stations ban those programs, but the Japanese response was very resolute, that is, they did not agree.
I don't know how Li Zhendong got through the work of the Japanese government, although Amaterasu is their local so-called god, but he is always a monster, and he is a very powerful monster, and no government will allow absolute strength to threaten their lives.
Time is passing day by day, and the work of the master and Uncle Cong is extremely busy, going back and forth to the airport every day to pick up those various masters.
We also directly rented a row of villas, more than 10 villas, when I rented it I still secretly smacked my tongue, these more than 10 villas were rented and cost more than 1 million, or a month's rent, obviously my master let people knock, my master still didn't care, he said that when he came to Japan with the old superstition, the old superstition spent 200 million.
How do I ask my master how to spend it, but my master doesn't say.
During this time, Brother Xiang and I were just playing around on the island of Japan, and this guy L was cold all day long, looking like no one was allowed to enter.
But don't say it, L is really handsome, like a star, I, L, and Brother Xiang go to the street together, and there are often Japanese girls who come up and shyly say a lot of things to L, and it feels like a confession.
L always pushed the girl away indifferently, looking like I was the base, this situation made Brother Xiang almost not envious to death, complaining all day long that his parents gave him a bad life, and he didn't give birth to L.
The closer the time is to Amaterasu's resurrection, the more urgent the atmosphere for everyone becomes.
Not to mention, the master is really very friendly, and more than 50 Taoist monks have come in the past ten days, but when these guys came, they politely said that Wu Jiu Xiaoyou is in trouble, and I will go all out.
After half a month, the master felt that he had been deceiving people and was not very kind, so he told them the truth, more than 50 of them, and the next day after hearing it, more than 30 people said that they had a stomachache, their daughter-in-law was going to give birth, and their daughter wanted to get married for various reasons.
But I finally deceived this group of people, how could the master let them go, fortunately, all the procedures they came to were handled by the master, and even the fare was paid by the master, and these people didn't bring money when they went out.
One by one, they can't leave, these more than 50 people have an average age of more than 50 years, which can be regarded as our new force, after all, we are the older we are, the more powerful we are.
After the master told them the truth, they pondered how to write their wills all day long, and from time to time there were words that could not be written and came to ask us.
We were also amused by the group of people called by the master, the older we get, the more afraid of death is really true, we juniors are not afraid, they are preparing a will.
The master didn't just call these fifty or so, but also more than twenty members of the Demon Catching Bureau, and many members of various supernatural groups with relatively good strength, all of whom were called by the master, and our total number soon reached more than one hundred and twenty.
Fortunately, it wasn't all old men, there were a lot of young people, and we played cards all day long, and we felt good.
The master was also very generous during this time, maybe he knew that many people would die in this operation, anyway, he might feel sorry for these people, anyway, the money that more than 120 people had to spend was all covered by him.
Three days before the resurrection, at three o'clock in the afternoon, my master called everyone to a meeting in a villa, and there were more than 120 people, and the hall felt very crowded.
"This operation, many of you came without knowing it, and even many people are still complaining about me, I understand, here, I will first say sorry to you." My master was polite at the beginning, and then said, "But this time the matter is really serious, so I can only use this method." ”
"How much money do you spend with you when you die?" Soon there was a commotion, and the atmosphere was not too tense.
My master scolded with a smile: "Get out, to be honest, it's normal for ordinary people to be afraid of death, but we are not afraid, it's a big deal to die and be a ghost, right, when the time comes, there will be a brother who will go down first, I will let Bai Wuchang open the back door for you, how about being promoted and making a fortune?" ”
Suddenly, many people's faces looked good, especially those who were old, the master's words were very reasonable, ordinary people are afraid of death just because there is nothing left after death, but we are different.
If we die and become ghosts, we can enjoy life the same, and with the promise that my master just made, wouldn't it be beautiful to go down and get promoted and make a fortune?
Especially those old people who are preparing wills, their faces are flushed one by one, looking at their appearance, as if they want to go down immediately, think about it, they don't have many years to live, maybe they can be officials or something if they go down first.
"Wu Jiu Xiaoyou rest assured, this kind of evil demon way, of course we all want to kill, in fact, you don't call me over this time, I watched the sky a few days ago, and found that there is something here, I will also come over, killing demons is our duty, Wu Jiu Xiaoyou, you are too polite."
I remember talking to this old man, didn't he ask me and Brother Xiang how to write the will a few days ago, and cried with the two of us about our parents and wives and children, what would happen to them when they died.
said that Brother Xiang and I wanted to pay out of our pockets to buy him a plane ticket home, but I didn't expect to be so indignant now, and to say such a righteous look.
"Well said, it's a role model for my generation." The master smiled and said: "That's it, the first one to hang down, I asked Bai Wuchang to arrange for him to manage the position of the stationmaster of the Yin City Railway Station, and send a building in the center of Yama, the second and third to hang, there is the position of the captain of the ghost team, the first three go down, with 100 billion yuan of dark coins, plus one person and three houses, and the relatives have the right to live in the prefecture, and the first five go down ......"
My master talks about all kinds of temptations, just like those people who shop on TV, talking about 998, can't buy a loss, can't buy something like that, and even yells at me to be the first to hang up.
[PS: There is only one shift today, and Xiao Jiu will resign on the fifteenth, and then there will be no one shift. 】