[459] Another second goods
"It's a long story, how can I tell you?" I scratched my hair and scolded, "Grass, it all started with the broken house I rented when I graduated from high school......"
So I began to tell Li Shanshan all my experiences, without the slightest concealment, even the matter of King Jizo was told to her.
talked until nine o'clock in the evening, Li Shanshan was eating snacks next to her, listening to the excitement on the side, and clapping when she heard the excitement, just like a child listening to an adult's story.
When I said that after I came back from the underworld, I said: "After I came back from the underworld, I was afraid that I would have to be separated from Sister Fan, so I didn't recognize her before, understand?" ”
"Xiao Huihui, why don't you write a novel, you can make up such a magnificent story in such a short time." Li Shanshan ate potato chips and said: "I grew up reading novels, your story is definitely a novel, otherwise how can an ordinary person have so many things to do with you, you can hit ghosts when you go out, what about you coaxing ghosts?" ”
"If there is a ghost, forget it, and say that you are the king of Jizo, do you transform and show me?" Li Shanshan looked at me with a smile and said.
I patted her head vigorously, damn it, labor and management have worked hard for more than three hours, and the feelings have made this girl listen to it as a novel, so angry that I almost lost my breath, and let me transform? Hair change, think it's Ultraman Tiga? You can transform with a stick.
"Silly girl, if you don't believe it, call your dad and ask him if he caught the demon bureau, whether I made up the supernatural team, we saved you when you had an accident, I also said it, if you don't believe it, ask your dad, if I made up the story, I definitely wouldn't collude with your dad so quickly, right?"
When Li Shanshan heard this, she frowned, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and I finally believed it when I saw this girl's appearance.
Unexpectedly, Li Shanshan said: "You call me, I came over for ten minutes, you have time to call my dad to cooperate with you, such a big time loophole, do you think I watched more than 500 episodes of Detective Conan in vain?" ”
"Big sister, I lost, your Detective Conan didn't look at it in vain." I'm speechless, why is this girl so stupid.
"Tell me, what is your motive for committing the crime?" Li Shanshan looked at me as if she were examining prisoners.
I went, what did I do? There is also a motive for committing the crime.
I was really speechless, I directly dialed her dad's phone, and then threw the phone to her, she remembered the phone, talked to her dad for a while, and hung up the phone after a while, but she said to me, "What the hell did you tell my dad?" My dad scolded me. ”
"Whew." I sighed, and yes, the values that a person has cultivated for more than ten years suddenly collapsed, originally just thought that this society was a scientific society, and there were no gods and ghosts, and suddenly told her these things, and told her that this is a real thing in reality, she is not unwilling to admit it, but unwilling to break her own values.
I could only say, "Shanshan, what I just told you is true, whether you believe it or not, it is true." ”
As soon as Li Shanshan heard my words, she also began to hesitate and asked, "Really?" ”
"Hmm." I nodded.
Unexpectedly, Li Shanshan suddenly grabbed my hand with a happy look and said, "Huihui, you take me to the underworld to watch Jiaju's concert, I like him so much." ”
Nima, this stupid girl is really good, she still looked like she didn't believe it just now, and suddenly asked me to take her down to watch the concert.
"Okay, I don't mean anything else when I tell you these things, I just don't want you to be deceived all the time and not know the truth of this world."
"Eun." Li Shanshan happily took my hand and said, "It's so good, you can watch Jiaju's concert." ”
She still didn't listen to what I just said, she was paralyzed, but I think back to what I just said, is the world we live in now real?
Could it be that our world is really a novel, as they say? All of us are characters in fiction, let fate, or rather the author, manipulate it? If that's really the case, then what is the meaning of our lives?
No, I am me, no matter whether our world is real or not, but I, Sister Fan, Brother Xiang, are all living people.
"By the way, if what you said is true, what are you going to do in the future?" Li Shanshan finally escaped from the topic of going to the underworld to watch the concert.
I thought about it, shook my head and said, "I don't know, I really don't know, because as I told you before, I don't know if I'll remember all these things after I become the King of Jizo, so I can't give Sister Fan any more promises." ”
"Ah, I did a big bad thing today." Li Shanshan covered her mouth, as if she couldn't believe that she had done something bad.
"You just know? I'm going to make you miserable today. I sighed and said, "You understand why I was angry at you in the taxi, right?" ”
Li Shanshan shrunk her neck, pulled the corner of my clothes, and said pitifully: "Don't be angry, good Huihui, it's a big deal that Miss Ben invites you to eat hot pot, two hot pots, how about it?" ”
"Isn't it possible that a meal will solve all problems?" I gave her a blank look.
She paused for a moment, nodded and asked, "Isn't it okay?" ”
Okay, I lost, and I'm a stupid second goods, stupid and cute, if only I were like her and Brother Xiang, there is no trouble, she is eating except eating, I feel that eating is the happiest thing, Brother Xiang is more all-round, and everything can be done.
"Don't be sang, Huihui, in fact, it's not a big deal, go as your Jizo King, when I die, come to the underworld, you remember to invite me to watch Jiaju's concert." Li Shanshan comforted me beside me, but did not forget to make a request.
"Okay, I'm sure you'll be invited to watch Jiaju's concert, it's all right." I smiled, touched her head and said, "You go back first, let me rest alone." ”
"Well, here are some snacks that I haven't finished, I left them for you, believe me, when a person is in a bad mood, he eats hard, and he is happy when he eats." Li Shanshan said.
I wondered, "Is there a scientific basis for this?" ”
Li Shanshan nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, of course there is, I'm like this, just like you almost made me cry just now, I feel like nothing is wrong when I eat something." ”
"You can really do it, go back, it's late, I'll try your method." I nodded, looking at the crumbs of snacks all over the bed.
When Li Shanshan left, she didn't forget to go back and tell me: "Remember to eat more, if you don't have enough, buy it." ”