111: Accident
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I was speechless and gave a definition of Li Changsheng, there is no need to say more, his so-called spell has betrayed him.
After the practice. The big family felt a lot more at ease, and thanked Li Changsheng for a thousand thanks, and a thick stack of banknotes arrived in this guy's hand, and the corners of my mouth twitched slightly. This kind of money fraud method is still believed by some people.
I resisted the urge to curse, and glanced at the big gold tooth, and he gave me a reassuring look.
Li Changsheng collected the money and said goodbye to the family, he was full of style, and he didn't know how the family would feel if they knew the spell he had just recited.
In a small tavern. We gathered together, and Li Changsheng seemed to have a good relationship with the big golden tooth, and they were talking very familiarly. also pinched Xiao Crystal's face dotingly, and the latter pouted his bun face. Said disgustedly: "Uncle liar, don't talk to me if you don't have a gift." "
Li Changsheng was a little embarrassed, subconsciously touched his pocket, and turned out five yuan: "Baby, you can take it and buy a gift for yourself." "
Little Crystal rolled her eyes, turned her head and ignored him, and the big gold teeth glared at him: "Your slamming the door actually hit my daughter, bastard." "
Li Changsheng said with a smile: "Five yuan is also money, the truth of adding up to a lot Xiao Jing still doesn't understand, I'm here to help you educate your children." "
The big golden tooth obviously knew his virtue, so he didn't talk to him anymore, but pointed at me and said, "This is the main master, you must have seen something." "
If I am not mistaken, this should be the first time that Li Changsheng has set his eyes on me, and the smile in his eyes has become even stronger, which makes me feel uncomfortable, and I feel that he is laughing very wrong, like a profiteer who is ready to pit money.
Xiao Jing took the initiative to introduce: "He is a mad brother." "
So Li Changsheng's smile became even stronger, I frowned, and pinched her little face: "Call me uncle in the future." "
It's a generation lower for no reason, and I only fucking reacted.
The little guy was not happy at first, but I sighed, took a few hundred dollars from my pocket and stuffed it, and immediately nodded happily.
Getting back to the point, the big golden tooth was tired, and said with a wry smile: "What happened, I have already told you on the phone, you can see what is going on now, I can't help it." "
I didn't speak, staring at Li Changsheng, because of my preconceived relationship, I didn't trust him very much.
He seemed to know my mentality, put away the smile on his face, slowly stood up, and asked the waiter of the restaurant for a pot of overnight tea full of tea stalks, now in this weather, the tea has been a little bad overnight, Li Changsheng lifted the teapot and poured it on my head, I subconsciously wanted to resist, but he said sharply: "If you don't want to die, stop!" "
When it comes to life and death, I can only endure it, the tea stalks mixed with the tea, washing my hair into a mess, and the rancid smell gushes into my nose one by one, which is very uncomfortable.
"Can you do it?"
I felt my IQ insulted and couldn't help but say.
Li Changsheng smiled coldly: "It's a miracle that you can survive until now, you are riddled with ghosts, not to mention anything else, there are two of them following you now, one big and one small, ready to ask for your life at any time!" "
One big and one small?
I instantly thought of the mother and daughter, and looked at Li Changsheng in surprise, could it be that this person really has some doorway?
He poured a pot of tea, wiped his hands, sat down and said: "Pour overnight tea on your head to help you exorcise evil spirits and wash away the bad luck on your body, of course, it doesn't mean that it can solve the problem so simply, you give me five hundred yuan first." "
I was stunned: "What are you giving money for?" "
Li Changsheng Zhengse said: "I have a few rare magic weapons here that can help you exorcise evil spirits, the so-called spending money to eliminate disasters is this truth." "
I glanced at the big gold tooth, he spread his hands, and signaled that Li Changsheng is this kind of character, I am currently begging for someone, and I endured this breath stiffly, knowing that this kid was pit me, but I still had to jump into the pit, not to mention how aggrieved I was, especially when he gave me the so-called magic weapon, I almost lifted the table.
"This is what you call a rare magic weapon?"
I pointed to the dozens of steel hammers on the table, my eyes were full of doubts, adding up to a maximum of thirty yuan of coins, actually pit me five hundred, uncle, what is the difference between this and robbing money?
Li Changsheng shook his head and said: "This is what you don't understand, this steel hammer is not an ordinary steel hammer, but the merit money I took in the temple, every coin carries a part of your bad luck, you have to spend these coins before tonight, so that your bad luck can be dissipated." "
I picked up the steel hammer in disbelief, and the big gold tooth cleared his throat, saying that there was indeed such a thing, but it wasn't that he lied to me, I was still angry, I felt that Li Changsheng and the big gold tooth were the same kind of people, but the big gold tooth was hurting people behind the scenes, and Li Changsheng was clearly a pit person, in comparison, I think people like Li Changsheng are more annoying.
Little Crystal said crisply: "Uncle Liar has fallen into the eye of money." "
This sentence is so right, I gave a thumbs up to the little guy, but Li Changsheng was also thick-skinned, smiled nonchalantly, looked at me and said.
"Xu Ming, now we can talk about something."
I nodded, wanting to hear what the liar could say.
First of all, he took out a notebook from his pocket, which was densely packed with some things, and when he was talking about things seriously, Li Changsheng was still quite reliable: "The two powerful ghosts who follow you, one big and one small, don't care for the time being, I have another way to solve it, the key to the problem is still the little girl in red, she flew a kite when she was a child, and when she came down from the sky, the kite saw blood, right?" "
I don't know why he knowingly asked, but he still replied, "Yes! "
Li Changsheng nodded: "After the kite sees blood, you start to transfer, the family is harmonious, your studies are smooth, your wealth is abundant, and the peach blossoms are vigorous, right?" "
"Yes."
"A few years later, you accidentally burned a kite, and since then you have been so strange that you almost died, didn't you?"
"That's right."
"Then it's simple." Li Changsheng looked at me very seriously: "It's all your fault for this matter!" "
I sighed, I don't understand what he means, why did I get hurt by a ghost and it was my fault?
Li Changsheng leaned back on the chair and said lightly: "Things in the world, you can't escape cause and effect, I have seen your life, to describe it in two words, it is a mortal, you will not have great wealth in this life, and there will be no catastrophe, but the world is impermanent, sometimes there will be some things beyond the life, this kind of thing is called an outlier in metaphysics, the blood on your kite is the so-called outlier, from what happened before you burned the kite, this outlier is good for you, we can understand it this way, At the beginning, the little girl in red was kind to you and has been helping you, you can't deny this, right? "
My face gradually turned pale, and when I said that, it was really my problem, people always like to think about problems from their own point of view, and I didn't think about it at all before.
Li Changsheng snorted coldly: "I think you also understand, people have kindness to you, making you from a mortal to a successful person, this is kindness, but you burned the kite, which is equivalent to revenge, then the misfortune you suffered later, I can only use the word deserve to describe it, I said before, the things of the world, you can't escape the cause and effect, the blood kite transports for you, it is the cause, you burn the blood kite, it is the effect, good has good results, evil has evil consequences, to tell you clearly, if it weren't for your things being too tortuous, involving small crystals, I'm not going to help you! "
My face became more and more pale, and I looked at Li Changsheng with a little pity, to be honest, I was frightened by him.
Xiao Jing dipped her finger in the tea and flicked it at Li Changsheng, and said coquettishly: "Uncle Crazy is a good person, Uncle Liar wants to help him." "
"I'll help him even if it's for you." Li Changsheng touched Xiao Jing's head dotingly, and when he turned his head to look at me, his eyes were already full of seriousness: "There is no room for negotiation in this matter, you are wrong first, I will help you in violation of the law, you will pay a price of 500,000!" "
Half a million?
I'm confused, where did I get so much money from?
The big gold tooth winked at me vigorously and motioned for me to agree, but I could only reluctantly agree for the sake of my own life.
Li Changsheng said coldly: "Knowing that you don't have any money, make an IOU first." "
Saying that, he was already ready, took out a white note from his pocket and gave it to me, I wrote an IOU in a daze, Li Changsheng put it in his pocket very preciously, his face changed, and he said with a smile: "Eat and eat, they are all their own brothers, don't be so serious!" "
The big gold tooth and the little crystal also buried their heads and began to eat, talking and laughing, I seem to be a fool, how do you think this thing is strange, even if I was wrong first, it is also for the little girl in red, why did you Li Changsheng charge me 500,000, my face turned black in an instant, and my hateful teeth itched, and I dared to love this father and daughter to join forces to pit me.
Seeing that I was angry and didn't eat, Big Golden Tooth called me out, handed me a cigarette and said, "I know that you have a fire in your stomach, but that's the way it is, why didn't I remind you with Xiao Jing, it's because you should have paid this money!" Think about it, such a dangerous thing, Li Changsheng wants to help you do it, he is not a benevolent person, it is impossible to help you for no reason, 500,000 is only, how many lives are involved? Yours, mine, Little Crystal's, and even Li Changsheng's, do you still think it's too much? "
Thinking about it like this, it seems that this is indeed the truth, and my perception of Li Changsheng was blurred all of a sudden, is he a charlatan, or a master of the Xuanmen, is he open-minded or greedy?
However, the next sentence of the big gold tooth immediately made my mood better, he said: "Anyway, the IOU is not written when to repay the money, are you afraid of an egg?" "
When I woke up like this by him, I immediately reacted, it seems to be the truth, when I look at Li Changsheng again, I don't think this kid is hateful, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't plan to pay back, so I cheated you!
It is estimated that Li Changsheng also wondered, why the person who was depressed just now eats more deliciously than anyone else.
After eating and drinking, I found a supermarket to spend the steel hammer, probably for psychological reasons, I felt that the mood was much brighter, Li Changsheng borrowed the yard of the previous big family, pinched two clay figures with mud, left the facial features unpinched, waved his hand and said: "You imagine the appearance of the mother and daughter, make up the facial features." "
I know that he is going to solve the trouble of the mother and daughter for me, but I don't understand what this has to do with the clay man, but I still did it, it's just a thing that is pinched out, how can it not be seen, Li Changsheng said It doesn't matter, as long as I think about the mother and daughter pinching it, it doesn't matter if it looks like it or not.
When it was almost dark, Li Changsheng found four dressing mirrors and placed them in the four corners, while I was sitting in the middle, and he asked me to sit cross-legged, holding a clay figure in one hand, and constantly thinking about the mother and daughter in my mind. Private giant winter rowing.
It wasn't difficult, and as soon as I closed my eyes, I had those resentful eyes in my head.
After the big gold tooth lulled the little crystal to sleep, he also walked down and protected the Dharma on the side.
I sat for more than two hours, and when the night gradually deepened, Li Changsheng, who was also sitting cross-legged, suddenly opened his eyes and said solemnly: "It's here!" "
Two streams of yin qi poured into the courtyard, and the dressing mirrors on all sides actually shook, reflecting two shadows, one large and one small, it was the mother and daughter, and at the same time, the clay figure I was holding in my hand, which was originally numb and sluggish, suddenly had a fierce expression, and a gloomy voice sounded in my ears.
"Brother, are you looking for me?"