Chapter 18: I don't care, you're responsible for both of us

"Hahaha..."

Cao Cao couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh when he saw Guan Yu, who had a big beard burned, and Zhang Fei, who had no eyebrows.

"Hey~ What are you laughing at?" Zhang Fei glared at Cao Cao.

"I didn't laugh!" Cao Cao held his breath to prevent himself from laughing, "I'm professionally trained, no matter how funny I am, I won't laugh, I really don't laugh!"

"I really didn't laugh," Cao Cao said seriously, "unless I can't help it, hahaha......"

When did Zhang Fei be ridiculed, he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to step forward to beat Cao Cao, but was stopped by Liu Bei.

Although Liu Bei really wanted to see Cao Cao being beaten up, Cao Cao and his mentor were also old friends, and he couldn't do this in front of his mentor.

So he had to stop Zhang Fei.

That Zhang Fei fell and knew the general situation, and he really retreated and didn't speak.

"My third brother is frizzy, Brother Cao is not strange," Liu Bei arched his hand, "I have a sentence, I don't know whether to say it or not?"

"But it doesn't hurt to say it!"

"I see that your Yin Hall is black, and there will be a bloody disaster soon!" Liu Bei looked at Cao Cao and said!

"Oh?" Cao Cao looked at Liu Bei and said in surprise: "How can you say this?

Then he subconsciously glanced at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei again, and couldn't help laughing, "I really can't help it, let me laugh again, hahaha..."

Liu Bei and the others flew over their heads a few crows, and they didn't pay attention to Cao Cao and didn't suspect him.

......

"Lu Zhi slackened the morale of the army, suppressed the bandits for many days and couldn't win, and today he will be escorted back to the court to listen to the fall, and Zhonglang will replace Dong Zhuo with the thieves!"

In the afternoon of the same day, Liu Bei watched his teacher being escorted into the prisoner car, and his heart was also painful, where was the snubbing of the army's heart, it was obviously the eunuch Zuo Feng who came to investigate that asked Lu Zhi for a bribe but failed, and he held a grudge.

There is no excuse for the sin that you want to add!

Liu Bei really wanted to slash Zuo Feng with a knife, but was stopped by his teacher, "The court has its own public opinion, and you can't make a mistake!"

So Liu Bei and the others had no choice but to give up and watch their teacher being taken away.

"Big brother, now that the teacher has been taken away, others are leading the troops, and we have no one to rely on, so it's better to leave early!" Guan Yu said!

Liu Bei followed his words and prepared to take the men and horses back to Zhuo County the next day.

"Lu Zhi grabs, inaction, perception +10, force +10, Zhang Jiao defeated, perception +1, charm +10!"

With the experience of the last time, Liu Bei was smart this time, and made the gate of the military tent so tight that he didn't even want to fly into it.

After packing up, Liu Bei took out the cheats book on a whim and studied it again.

It may be because I have added a lot of understanding in recent days, but this time I have a different harvest!

Last time, he only understood some swordsmanship, it should be said that it was some swordsmanship at best, but this time, he seems to have understood some swordsmanship......

At midnight, there was a woman's call outside the tent, and then a familiar fragrance wafted in, and Liu Bei was shocked, and immediately blew out the light and lay down on the bed.

The quilt covered his head, and he ignored any way he called outside, as if he had not heard it.

I don't know how long the woman tossed outside, Liu Bei just covered his head and hid in the quilt, and fell asleep unconsciously.

That night, Liu Bei slept very steadily, and he was a real man in a dream, and after waking up, she felt refreshed, but the next second she was not calm.

There are also two peerless beauties lying next to him, which are the two women of Gan and Elk last time.

He looked at the gate, it was still tight, there was no sign of damage, and it was the same all around, so how did they get in?

Liu Bei reached out and gently pinched Miss Gan's chest, it was soft, the touch, the feeling was exactly the same as in the dream.

Then he pinched his thigh hard, and he gasped in pain, and then he was sure that he was not dreaming.

He looked at himself again, still dressed, and secretly prayed that they would not find out the secret of his daughter's body.

Just as he was about to flee the scene, the two women's closed eyes struggled a few times and slowly opened.

The next moment, the six eyes met, and there was silence all around.

"Childe, did you sleep well last night?" Miss Gan was the first to speak.

Liu Bei smiled awkwardly and said stiffly, "Okay, good..."

"Why are you here?" Liu Bei asked suspiciously, "The door is closed, how did you two get in?"

"Hee-hee!" Miss Gan smiled as she covered her cherry mouth, "Don't leak the secret of heaven!"

"That'...... What happened last night?"

"Heh, don't you know what Childe has done?"

"Eh," Liu Bei was completely stunned at this time, he really didn't know what was going on, he only remembered that he had a gentle encounter with two women in a dream, and experienced a real man.

When I woke up, there were two women lying beside me, and I secretly said, "This dream is amazing!"

"You ...... last night I asked for the bodies of our two sisters last night!" Miss Gan gritted her teeth and pretended to be shy, "I don't care, you have to be responsible for our sisters!"

What? Responsible?

Liu Bei thought to himself, what is the responsibility, Lao Tzu is a daughter, why did he want your body, how can the things in the dream be taken seriously!

Seeing Liu Beileng there, Miss Gan's heart blossomed.

"Girl, you can't talk nonsense......"

"I know you're a big hero, and there's no shortage of women around you," Miss Gan interrupted Liu Bei with her dressing up crying, "I don't look down on our sisters even more!"

"Don't worry, Childe, we don't want to be famous, we just want to be able to follow Childe!"

Looking at the two of them, as if he really had something to do with them, Liu Bei suddenly had an urge to kill himself, a scumbag, and seemed to feel that something was wrong!

"Hahaha..."

Miss Gan suddenly hugged Miss Elk and laughed, "It's so fun, hahaha!"

This thinking jumped too fast, Liu Bei couldn't keep up at all, he was still crying just now, and he laughed out loud after a while.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble!" Miss Gan calmed down and said seriously, "Actually, nothing happened last night!"

Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Even if you want something to happen," said Miss Gan, "it can't be helped, heroine!"

Miss Gan's words were like a thunderbolt from the blue, which made Liu Bei's heart panic, she was obviously very careful, but she didn't expect to be discovered.

"Two..."Liu Bei didn't know what to say at this time, and he didn't speak for a long time.

"Don't worry," Miss Gan looked serious, "What you do must have your troubles, and we will keep it secret for you!"

"We will never let outsiders know," Miss Elk was silent, and at this time she also chimed in, "Including Brother Mi Zhu!"

Liu Bei was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately knelt in front of the two, "Thank you two!"

The two helped Liu Bei up, and since they had already talked about this, the three of them had nothing to say, hugging each other and talking happily.

"Big brother," the door of the military tent was directly knocked open by a big man with a black face, and two big men came in, "I ...... with my second brother"

Seeing Liu Bei hugging left and right, talking and laughing, Zhang Feimao couldn't speak there.

"Big brother is not here," Guan Yu was still clever, and immediately said, "Let's go out and find it!"

After speaking, he took Zhang Fei and ran outside.

"The two virtuous brothers came just in time," Liu Bei called out to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, "I'll introduce you to you!"

"From now on, the two of them will be your sisters-in-law!"