readx; "Yes, I'm a thief. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info My happiest thing is, of course, that I ran for my life on a long busy street at lightning speed. Because I have a great sense of accomplishment in the face of those police officers who are chasing me after me but are helpless. I think I'm supposed to be great, really, because the two-legged cops and the four-legged dogs have always been the ones who have been defeated at my feet. ”

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Leng Gengxi finished reading this confession book, he endured, endured, endured again! Yes, he's a police officer. a police officer who has been in office for just half a year; And standing directly in front of him, and smiling triumphantly, was a thief, a thief he had been chasing for nearly half a year. And it's a long-haired thief.

Gongsun Yuqing circled Leng Gengxi three times, up and down, left and right, and carefully looked at him from head to toe and from foot to head. Seeing Leng Geng Xihei step down his face and shake his big hand, the palm-sized piece of paper with her confession written on it was crumpled up and thrown away. Gongsun Yuqing smiled happily instead.

"Usually chasing me on the street, aren't your big feet quite active? What's going on today? Gongsun Yuqing's black and white moon eyes flickered, and her long eyelashes didn't forget to hit her eyelids a few times, "Huh? Feed? Yes! Police officer! I'm talking to you! Why are you staying? Silly? Stupid!? She smiled like a thief, and used her slender shoulders to push against her cold arms, "If every errand boy in China is as stupid as you, the Chinese people will be miserable!" ”

Leng Gengxi remained silent. No matter what Gongsun Yuqing said or did, he treated him coldly.

"Ha, I see, you don't have proof, do you? Because you followed me all day today, but I didn't steal anything. Gongsun Yuqing smiled sweetly, beautiful and pure, "Actually, I have a good heart." I'm really sorry to let you work all day. ”

Leng Gengxi glanced at her coldly, turned around and wanted to leave. Who's following whom all day? Leng Gengxi thought angrily, and asked loudly in his heart, today he finally had a day off, and he was ready to go to the street to buy some daily necessities, but he just went out in the morning and walked a street, and was stared at by this long-haired natural enemy, and now that the sun has set, he still can't get rid of her. Revenge, she is taking revenge, Leng Geng understands in his heart that in the past six months, he has pursued her no less than ten times on the long street, presumably she hates him, just as he hates her, it is so unforgettable.

"Hey! Your wallet is off! Gongsun Yuqing threw a plum into his mouth, although there was some slurred speech, but the meaning was still quite complete.

Leng Gengxi didn't want to pay attention to her at all, so he continued to walk forward without any hesitation, until suddenly a gray-white petite figure "flew" in front of him from behind him.

Gongsun Yuqing smiled innocently and cutely, and the two pointed white tiger teeth also shone in the sunset.

"Hey," she shook her sleeve in a friendly manner, and quickly held out a shiny black wallet in her right hand, "Officer, I'm really a good citizen, and lo and behold, I'm good at gold again!" ”

"You stole my wallet?!" Leng Gengxi gritted his teeth, and after recognizing his belongings, his eyes narrowed dangerously.

"Steal?" Gongsun Yuqing's moon eyes that emitted black gem light suddenly turned innocent, "You are really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people!" If I had known that, I wouldn't have had to warn you! Her aggrieved eyes seemed to be red, and she threw the wallet on the ground with a force, and then stomped the wallet a few times with her feet as if she was hateful, and then made a grimace at the stunned Leng Gengxi, stuck out her tongue twice and said, "Officer, I'm so afraid of you!" So, I'm going to run away, see you next time! With that, she turned around and walked away with her ass swinging left and right.

Leng Gengxi was stunned for most of the day, and almost picked up the wallet from the ground with smoke from the seven holes, only to find that there was no cash left in the bag, replaced by a stack of toilet paper.

"You! Other! Walk! Leng Gengxi finally woke up like a sleeping lion in an instant, he roared angrily, raised his feet and chased after him.

Gongsun Yuqing, who had calmly walked out dozens of meters, had a happy smile on his face, did not look back, and raised his legs to flee without his life.

Are you chasing? I'll run! Hey! I run, I run, I run, run, run, run!

Gong Hua, who has a large white beard, jumped up and down in the alley, so unhappy.

"How dare you run? Dare to run? Gongsun Yuqing roared and looked at each other angrily, no matter how fast she ran, she was always half a meter away from the annoying old man, "Old man Gong, you stop me!" ”

"Don't stand, don't stand!" Gong Huamei smiled, even the white beard shook happily, he turned his head and grimaced at Gongsun Yuqing, "Hey, although I am old, my IQ has not degraded, if I stand still, you will definitely fight with me, I am not stupid!" I can live for three or five years at most, and if I accidentally die desperately by you, won't my precious life be completely over? ”

Except for babbling and babbling like a bad old man, look at him running faster than a dog, what is he like a dying man? Gongsun Yuqing is not fooled, let compassion prevail over reason! She was so angry that she scolded: "Stinky old man, return my jade pendant to me!" I warn you, don't mess with me again, if you provoke me, I'll split your body! Peel your skin, whest your tendons......"

"I know, I know," Gong Hua scoffed, "and you still want to eat my flesh and gnaw on my ribs, right?" ”

"Phew! Who eats your flesh, which is as old as dead bark, and gnaws at your bones that stink like stones in a pile of? Gongsun Yuqing was so angry that he bent down, picked up a small pebble and shot Gong Hua's waist.

"Oops!" The white beard went up, Gong Hua rubbed his waist and howled, "You little conscienceless!" He stopped running, and scolded Gongsun Yuqing, "I don't want to think about who helped you change diapers when you were a child, and who begged grandpa to sue grandma to beg for milk for you, okay, when you grow up, your wings are stiff, you know that you will take revenge, right?" ”

Panting for breath in his mouth, Gongsun Yuqing stopped chasing anymore, and pointed to Gong Hua, who was half a meter away, and scolded him breathlessly: "Old man Gong, your hair is white and you haven't understood Chinese characters yet?" Bite the hand that feeds one? Hmph, En will take revenge, right, then let me ask you, who was the guy who was cold and hungry in the corner back then? And who saved that guy? Who has been forced to hide for whom in recent years? Living a life of never-ending peace? Gongsun Yuqing's mouth was deflated, and his face was immediately full of grievances, "You say, who is the one who will take revenge?" Who is ......?"

"I know, I know," Gong Hua's wrinkled still baby-like face immediately filled with guilt and shame, he stepped forward and hung a small jade pendant on the neck of Gongsun Yuqing, who was still angry, and he seemed embarrassed to scratch his white hair. "Good ding, good dingding, don't be angry with grandpa."

"Humph!" Gongsun Yuqing, who had the upper hand, twisted his waist, turned around, and turned his back to Gong Hua with his head held high.

"Hey, hee, hee." Gong Hua also turned half around, and came forward again and said with a smile, "Ding Ding is good, Ding Ding is good, Ding Ding don't be angry," Seeing that Gongsun Yuqing still ignored him, Gong Hua's eyes rolled, and his face was even more flattering and ashamed, "I know that the guy who shrank in the corner and waited for death cold and starvation back then was the old guy, and it was the little guy who saved the guy, and the little guy was forced to hide for the old guy in the past few years, and lived a life of no peace......" He secretly raised his eyes and glanced at Gongsun Yuqing, and found that the other party had no intention of reconciliation, He couldn't help but prune his mouth, and it seemed that he was about to cry out earlier than Gongsun Yuqing, "I said, it's me who will take revenge, it's me, it's me......" His voice became smaller and smaller, and he trembled more and more.

"Okay," Gongsun Yuqing finally felt a little unbearable, and she couldn't help but reach out to smooth the wrinkled corners of Gong Hua's eyes, "Grandpa, forget it." ”

"How can you forget it?" Gong Hua cried out "sadly" and "sadly", but unfortunately no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't squeeze out half a precious tear to support himself in the scene, "I'm sorry for you, dingding......" He could only howl.

"Forget it, grandpa," Gongsun Yuqing shouted in her heart that it was not good, she knew too much about what old man Gong had! So, she turned around and wanted to run.

Run? It's late! Gong Hua clasped her back collar with one hand and smirked.

"What do you want?" Gongsun Yuqing was terrified.

"It's nothing," Old Man Gong smiled hesitantly, "just go and steal a painting for me." ”

"Nope! Never! Absolutely never! ”

"No?" Gong Hua's smile was almost "sinister", his eyes narrowed into a slit, "If you don't steal, I will surrender and be imprisoned for a few years." ”

"Go to your prison, what does it have to do with me?" Gongsun Yuqing didn't believe him! Experience told her that Gong Hua's words could only be believed in half of a hundred sentences.

"Okay, you said, I'll go and surrender." Gong Hua snorted, let go of his hand, turned around and left.

Hey? Gongsun Yuqing was really bluffed, strange, why didn't the old man use both soft and hard this time? How do you let it go so happily? If there is a problem, there must be a problem.

Gongsun Yuqing stared at the back of Old Man Gong leaving, and the vigilance on his face relaxed with Gong Hua's departing footsteps.

"Hey! Old man Gong, I ran away. Gongsun Yuqing called out tentatively. Unexpectedly, Old Man Gong ignored her, didn't even look back, and didn't hum halfway.

is still so stubborn at such an old age, Gongsun Yuqing was unwilling to fall for the trick again, so she said tentatively in a loud voice: "Hey! I ran! I really ran away! Old man Gong, if you don't chase me again, I'll run away! ”

But Old Man Gong was deaf as if he had suddenly become deaf.

Gongsun Yuqing scratched his head, his face was full of puzzlement, did he really want to surrender and confess? No way? But when this strange old man gets angry, he won't care when the sky falls. It's better to follow him and sneak a peek. Thinking like this, Gongsun Yuqing immediately took a step forward and followed.

The sign of the Shenyang Public Security Criminal Investigation Brigade sparkled in the afternoon sun, and the black and white backgrounds were unusually distinct. The shock made Gongsun Yuqing stand unsteadily, and almost fell to the ground on the spot.

"Old man Gong......" she yelled, stepped forward and grabbed Gong Hua, who had stepped up the steps with one foot, and dragged him back.

"Don't pull me! Didn't you say it had nothing to do with you? What are you pulling me for? Old man Gong's white beard was angry, and he seemed to be really angry, but his feet moved out along Gongsun Yuqing.

"Live grandpa!" Gongsun Yuqing wanted to cry without tears, "Don't scare me!" Can't I steal it for you? I'll help you steal ......."

"Wow, wow! For! "Huh? What was that? Footsteps! Why is it so rushed? Because...... As soon as Gongsun Yuqing turned around, she suddenly saw a young figure that she was very, very familiar with had rushed out of the gate of the Shenyang Public Security Criminal Investigation Brigade.

Cold? Gongsun Yuqing's trembling heart screamed, and she was stunned.

"Really, you promised." Old man Gong grabbed her with one hand and didn't move, he still didn't know whether he was alive or dead, "Grandpa didn't force you!" ”

"When is it, you're still talking this nonsense to me!" Gongsun Yuqing was furious.

"Then, run for your life!" Gong Hua, who caused trouble, was so smart at the moment that he left Gongsun Yuqing and turned around and disappeared without a trace of the oil on the soles of his feet.

Leng Gengxi's face was full of anger, this time, he must not let her go! Certain!

Seeing that Leng Gengxi's murderous face had shaken three meters in front of him, the stunned Gongsun Yuqing finally let out a sad scream and fled.

Run, run, run......

Gongsun Yuqing gasped, she climbed over three walls, climbed over five roofs, and finally, she walked into Diamond Lane on Fugui Street. Breathing a sigh of relief, looking around, hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's empty and no one around, I knew that it was just a very simple manual labor to get rid of Leng Gengxi. There is absolutely no worry about life, and there is absolutely no danger of freedom. Gongsun Yuqing hummed a little song and began to stroll happily in the alley.

However, there are unforeseen circumstances.

"You stop! Stop! Suddenly, a coquettish voice came. Immediately afterwards, hurried footsteps came, and Gongsun Yuqing, who was a frightened bird, heard the wind and moved. Throw off her feet and run wildly.

"Stop! Damn it! Are you still running? Do you run again? Stop! Do you hear that? "The coquettish drink behind him has lost his patience and bombardment.

Stand for you? Which Buddha are you? Gongsun Yuqing sneered, but__Wait, how is it a woman's voice? Could it be that I am mistaken? Is there someone else who wants to stand? Gongsun Yuqing couldn't help but look back, yes, there was a woman chasing behind her, although her hair was very short, but she was indeed a woman.

Hee-hee, a false alarm. Gongsun Yuqing breathed a sigh of relief, she turned her head again and walked forward slowly.

"Stop! Damn it! Hold it! The short-haired girl was already screaming uncontrollably.

I don't know who is against this girl, Gongsun Yuqing secretly thought to herself, there is no one else in the middle of her eyes, except herself...... Myself? Only herself in front of the girl? Oh my God, Gongsun Yuqing's face is pale, could it be that Shorthair is Leng Gengxi's accomplice?

"Stop...... Ahem, ahem" The voice behind him was much closer.

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