Chapter Ninety-Seven: Life Is Like a Drama (5)
Meng Liang looked at the face revealed below, and said gloomily: "Who should I be, it turned out to be the eldest grandson Wuji, I don't know if your old gentleman is playing a play now! Yi's face is too thick, we are really a little scared!"
Lu Dongbin looked at the layers of faces, and asked hesitantly: "Are you also Taoist priests, are you the legendary red south gate of my sect? Aren't you all dead, why are you still here? Moreover, you have a triple face, that is, you have died three times, so are you a venerable at the patriarchal level?"
The eldest grandson Wuji looked at Lu Dongbin and said faintly: "Even if they are the same door, why bother forcing each other! Besides, Xiao Lu! Your master Li Tiegui is still my junior! It seems that it is a little inappropriate for you to treat the elders like this!"
Lu Dongbin asked hesitantly: "How can you know my enlightenment master, who are you? How can you know my secrets, how can you know my master! In addition, how can you know that my master has an iron crutch?"
The eldest grandson Wuji smiled and said, "His iron crutch should be hidden in the wine gourd that he often carries, don't you say?" After that, he actually took out an iron crutch from behind him! After that, he shouted to Lu Dongbin: "Seeing this crutch is like seeing a teacher, why don't you hurry up and untie the rope that tied me to me, what are you still doing there? Didn't you see my crutch coming? Why don't you quickly untie my rope!"
Lu Dongbin looked at the iron crutch in the eldest grandson's hand, carefully identified it, looked at the rust and pulp on the iron crutch, and looked at the various bump marks on it! He asked again: "Who are you, how can you really take my master's token!" When my master feathered and ascended to immortal, I was on the spot, and when I saw my master feathering, his iron crutch also disappeared! Who are you? How did you get his weapon?"
The eldest grandson Wuji looked at Lu Dongbin coldly, and said softly: "Do you want to disobey the master's orders, how did your master tell you back then? Don't you see the iron crutch in my hand? Don't you know what the appearance of this iron crutch means?"
Lu Dongbin looked at Tie Guan again, suddenly knelt down, kowtowed to the eldest grandson Wuji three times in a row, and said loudly: "Lu Dongbin, the head of the Changchun Gate of the Dao Gate, kowtowed to my teacher Li Tie Gui, hoping that I am in the thirty-three heavens, and can protect me" The door can prolong the life for ten thousand years!
Eldest Sun Wuji watched Lu Dongbin salute respectfully to him, and a pleased smile appeared on his face, at this time, Meng Liang, who was standing beside him, suddenly said: "You, eldest grandson Wuji, why did you have a relationship with their Daomen again? Don't think that with their support, you will be fine! But you have to remember that we are the masters who caught you! You have to listen to me, maybe after a while, I will be happy in my heart, and I will let you go, which is not impossible!"
Lu Dongbin turned his head and glared at Meng Liang, and said loudly: "Holding my sect holy relics, you will teach saints for me! Brother Meng Liang, I know that you are jealous and hateful, but you should not insult my sect holy relics!
The eldest grandson Wuji looked at Lu Dongbin and smiled: "Why can't I take my things! After the pen & fun & pavilion finished speaking www.biquge.info he actually tore off a face from his face, revealing the dark and old face hidden underneath!
Lu Dongbin looked at that face and was surprised: "Master, could it be that my master Tie Guan Li is really back?"
"It's really me! If you don't believe me, how about you and my master and apprentice come to the right code?"
Tie Guan Li said with a smile: "Jun's surname is Li's real name is Xuan, and he will not change his face when he is tired. Since the leg is difficult to heal, it is still selling medicine, and it is difficult to sigh in vain. ”
Lu Dongbin continued: "Huang Liang Mengjue turned around, and traveled all over the world with a sword. Leave good stories all over the world, and the historical records of Kanye are romantic. ”
Zhang Guolao said with a smile: "Even if the senior brother and the head have already spoken, then I will continue to say a word, according to legend, Jun is an old bat spirit, and the paper cut white donkey is as good as he wants." Since Emperor Li saw through it, he didn't know where to hide the immortal. !”
After that, the three of them began to laugh out loud! Tie Guan Li asked Lu Dongbin with a smile: "Boy, you have done a very good job over the years, and I think you seem to have done better without my help! It seems that you were born to be the material for my sect master! I just don't know when we will be able to unify the Daomen! We have been divided for too long!"
Lu Dongbin continued: "How did the master become the eldest grandson Wuji, is there any reason for this?" ”
Tie Guan Li replied with a smile: "You kid, in that yellow sorghum dream, I was afraid that you would get lost in it! In the end, you got the Tao out of it, and you did a good job, very good! It's just that the little girl named Bai Peony in the end is a bit too pity! Actually, you can wake up later! In that case, I think you will be more complete, maybe I have a grandson to hug me now, but it's a pity!"
Lu Dongbin: "The master can still know what I saw and heard in my dreams, and the master's cultivation is really stronger than mine!"
Tie Guan Li: "That's nothing, I just listened to a lot of your dream words, you kid, when you dream, you grind your teeth and talk in your dreams, you don't have any image at all!"
Lu Dongbin: "Master, didn't you grit your teeth and fart and snore in your dreams?
At this time, Meng Liang suddenly interjected and asked: "I'm not bothering your master and apprentice to catch up with the past, but now at such a dangerous moment, is it a bit too much for you to do this, you see that you are angry with Li Hun and them, don't you stop quickly!"
Li Hun said angrily: "Yes, yes, you guys are a little excessive! In addition, where did you find Li Shimin's body, and who is our last enemy? What should we do, what should we do!"
Tie Guan Li looked at everyone and said helplessly: "Our Dao Sect was divided into two back then, and my senior brother Yuan Shoucheng took away half of our Dao Sect forces and established the Red South Gate! I faked my own work and secretly joined their disciples. After 10 years of undercover, he finally knew their true secret, and what they were going to do! It was a secret about the Heavenly Machine! A pre-mortal biography! Because Yuan Shoucheng saw the Book of Heaven and knew the future of this world!
Lu Dongbin looked at Tie Guan Li and said hesitantly: "Master, didn't you say back then that every prophecy in this world is bullshit?"
Tie Guan Li said quietly: "This bullshit is a little too real, it really seems to be a real bullshit!"
Lu Dongbin: "Master, do you think that bullshit is true?"
Tie Guan Li said quietly: "Back then, my senior brother went undercover in the house of that divine master Li Peiyan for ten years, and finally saw the Book of Heaven and knew the secret of the Huangquan well water. So our religion is split, and we can really see our own hazy future in the well water! Many of us are lost in the well water, even myself, maybe soon!
Meng Liang interjected and said: "Old gentleman, don't play dumb riddles, hurry up, what did you find, what did you see, and your speculation about the future, is it the same as our speculation!"
Tie Guan Li read quietly: "The number can be known, and it can be known but not known." The predicate is unknowable, and the unknowable is knowable. There are many who can know, and there are also those who cannot know. The number of those who know what they cannot know, and the number of those who cannot know what they can know. I look up at the sky, the sun, moon and stars are still there; Looking down on the ground, the mountains, rivers and plants are still there. The heaven and the earth that I have seen are not the heavens and the earth that I have not seen. However, it cannot be said that the heaven and the earth that I have not seen with my own eyes are the heaven and the earth that I have seen. Heaven and earth are from heaven and earth, and I am different. I'm ego, two days apart. The heavens and the earth before my birth can be known, and the number of people who can be known. The heavens and the earth after my birth are unknowable, and the unknowable are also numbered. There is the heaven and earth before I was born, and then there is the heaven and earth after my birth, and we can know the number of people who are unknowable. Is the heaven and earth after my birth different from the heaven and earth before my birth? ”
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "Master, we are not cheating people of money, there is no need to be so unfathomable, let's put it simply!"
Tie Guan Li nodded helplessly, and continued: "When the sun and moon set, the river and the sea are closed, and the green ape meets to judge the rise and fall. Eight oxen are transported to the end of Yunnan and Guizhou, and Erjiu Dan becomes a golden valley. The black tiger is the head of the fortune, and the Quartet is quiet and hanging. After Tang Yu, there was no Si Sheng, and five or five were also six or six long. There is a real person out of Yongzhou, and the wagtail plain makes people sad. It is necessary to know that the profound and extraordinary law, the white tiger sighs for a week. Qiangua occupies Jingyunlong, and generally the ancestors and grandchildren of Liujia are the same. The outside is the first to plan for the side, and the inner Zen is not ashamed of the ancient style. The red dragon is celebrated, even if the lotus pond smells white flowers. The twenty-five strings are easy to play, and the dragon comes and goes, and the snake does not meet. The white snake is full of light, and the night is industrious and busy. The unfortunate hero came to the sea, and Wangyang sighed from then on. There are no false hexagrams, and it is always sad to have three, three, two, two. The southeast is disturbed by thousands of red scarves, and thousands of white hats in the northwest are coming. Concentric George Yun Zhongxing, the north and south beacon smoke swept away. A century has just recovered from Zhou Yang, and the cold ice is self-conscious. The light is shining and seeing the disaster star, and there is a basis for the letter of the unification. The Qin Jin family is still in full swing, and the yellow ape is invincible. When the use of force is the year of the white tiger, the four sides have their own beacon smoke. Kyushu has seen three points again, and there is still a line of extension for seven years. After the red rooster crows, the ghost is worried, and the dispute over the throne is half over. Fortunately, Jin Ao can wear the lord, and the flag is divided into eight sides under Qinzhou. Zhongxing career Fu Lin'er, after the pig cow before Yao Deyi. Thirty-six years later, he sat and watched the blood outside the country like mud. The red rat has different luck, and the good times of the Central Plains are not in vain. The West said goodbye to the Southern Army, and the Golden Snake Movement had just ended. The sun and the moon move like a wheel, and there is no reason for the birth. The old way has not been rapping since then, and the future must be asked to future generations. ”
Lu Dongbin looked at Tie Guan Li and said again: "Master, it's still a little deep, I feel like they can't stop at all!"
Tie Guan Li said angrily: "If you don't understand, you can't understand, don't you force me to swear." Cut, then I'll tell you in the simplest human terms! You people, one by one, are too shallow, hey, it's really a mountain and a river, and it's hard to find a confidant!"
Lu Dongbin looked at the people around him, looked at their angry eyes, and had no choice but to say helplessly again: "Master, don't embellish it again, tell everyone what you have found! If you tease them again, it is estimated that they will close the door and let the dogs go!"
Tie Guan Li looked at everyone and smiled bitterly, and said helplessly: "We have entered the place of death, and knowing the reason, it seems that it may be a very cruel thing!
Meng Liang looked at Tie Guan Li and said with a smile: "Who is the wolf and who is the sheep can only be known at the end! I think that our enemy has appeared, and our methods will also let them take a good look!"
At this moment, there was a sudden fire outside the house, and the faint screams of people came!
Tie Guan Li said silently: "The heavens will be different fires, burning the heavens and destroying the earth! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! The time for us to return has come!"
"Cut, Tianhuo, bullshit!Look at me to extinguish it!" Meng Liang shouted loudly!