Chapter 437: Mercy Fasting
The lightning-fast speed brought up wisps of wind, cutting Shen Yun's cheeks painfully, he felt such a strange speed for the first time, and Xiao Yang was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, just galloping all the way, not considering Shen Yun's feelings at all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"Hey, you stinky guy, how long has it been since you took a bath! It's stinking to death, master, hurry up and put it down!" Shen Yun scolded while covering his mouth and nose with his hand, forcibly enduring the faint stench emanating from Xiaoyang's body.
"What's it called! Since the king was born in his mother's womb, he doesn't know what a bath is! When I eat it, I won't smell anything!" Xiao Yang grinned and roared continuously, and from time to time he let out a few earth-shattering cries, and he seemed to be in a very good mood!
Shen Yun had no choice but to deflate his anger, so he had to cover his mouth and nose and let him fly forward, during which he thought of countless ways to escape, but under the disadvantage that Xiaoyang completely ignored it, and his strength and speed were stronger than his own, he could only choose to forbear.
"Xiaoyang, do you really plan for me to eat the leader of this demon clan? Do you know that my big brother Cangzhe will definitely not let you go easily, I'm afraid that there will be no place for you in this Netherworld Ghost Domain in the future!"
Xiaoyang didn't want to ignore Shen Yun, but when he heard him threaten Cang Zhe, he couldn't help but reply: "Oh, does that guy have enough strength? When I eat you, I'll go and kidnap him, the flesh and blood of the demon beast boss should be more chewy......, right?"
When Shen Yun heard this, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, and said in his heart: "How can this guy eat but eat, but he never thought that if Brother Cangzhe had the ability to save me, he wouldn't have watched me being taken captive, and he was really a brainless guy, it seems that it is probably not difficult to escape......
"Hey, I said...... Where do you want to take me to eat? Look at the empty feet, just eat, why is it so troublesome!"
"This king has captured a real person! Naturally, let the people taste it, even if they can't eat meat or gnaw bones, it's always okay to drink soup! Hehe...... They've been hungry longer than I have, you kid keep your mouth shut, and I'll give you a good time later!"
When Shen Yun heard this, he only felt that his scalp was numb, thinking about how he was dismantled, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, it was pitch black in front of him, and at extreme speed, he couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south, and suddenly, the speed of the wind suddenly stopped, and Xiao Yang suddenly stopped galloping.
He gasped lightly and laughed loudly, "Whew...... It's been a long time since I've run like this, happy boy, I'm going to take you to the Xiaoyang Kingdom in the west of Beiqu in the Netherworld Ghost Domain, and before I die, I will also let you see how equal and comfortable our life there is!"
"Where? in the west of Beiqu, is there also Xiaoyang Kingdom in the Netherworld Ghost Domain? Isn't this a place that has been handed down from ancient times?" Seeing that Xiaoyang didn't bother to pay attention to his words, Shen Yun thought to himself that he couldn't really go to that place with him, otherwise he would really become famous in the first life, but it would really become the food in the belly of this brainless barbarian!
"You put me down quickly, my stomach hurts, I can't hold it back!" Xiao Yang heard this, still ignored it, Shen Yun slowly closed his eyes, and in desperation, he could only turn the spiritual power in his body, and all of it gathered under his lower abdomen, poof...... A dull sound lengthened, and then a stench wafted out from behind him......
Xiaoyang was shocked by Shen Yun's actions, covered his mouth and nose and shouted, "You stinky boy!
When Shen Yun heard this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, thinking that he was a dignified generation of young heroes, and he actually had to rely on stinky farts to save his life, and he suddenly felt funny in his heart, but he shook his head helplessly, and his body had just been soothed, so he unconsciously moved.
"If you don't go, I'll find you a stopper and plug it!"
"I can't get out, you have to find a decent latrine, I'll solve it again! I'm not a barbarian, sir, just squat wherever you want...... Besides, I'm in a bad mood, and the meat quality is definitely not as outstanding as you think, not to mention holding back ......"
Before he finished speaking, Xiaoyang hurriedly stopped: "Okay, okay! don't disgust me...... People are really troublesome, there is a broken mouth town not far ahead, although the town is not big, but you can find an inn or something, you quickly solve it, I will take you to hurry, it will be almost there in half an hour!"
"Well, it's good to have a convenient place...... It doesn't matter how big or small, if I can have a good meal, it will be even better, lest I die and be a starving ghost......"
"Rory, it's still over, why don't you plug your upper and lower mouths?" Xiaoyang roared again, Shen Yun thought to himself that this guy was indeed arrogant, but it seemed that there was a great chance to escape, as long as there were many people, things would be much easier.
Xiao Yang was afraid that Shen Yun couldn't help the abdominal pain and let the things of the five grains reincarnation stain his body, so he quickened his pace and dragged Shen Yun to gallop forward with meteors.
When you come to a secluded inn, you can see a dark red lantern hanging on each of the two upturned corners, and three black characters are written on each of the lanterns: Mercy Zhai.
Shen Yundeng was interested, and unconsciously said: "Although the façade of this inn is not big, it is also elegant, and it is very affectionate, hehe, good name, good name......
"I said, Are you in a hurry or not!" After that, he took out two wooden stoppers out of nowhere, and shook them in front of him with a gloomy and stinky face!
Seeing this, Shen Yun felt a chill again, feeling numb from his scalp to his heels, and said in a daze: "Have you ever done such a disgusting thing...... I'm completely convinced, wait a minute, I'll come when I go!" With that, he ran into the memorial fast.
Xiao Yang nodded casually, followed quickly, and shouted loudly when he entered the door: "Come on, gasp! Hurry up and take a guy to a toilet, grandma's ...... It's so much to eat someone!"
Before the words fell, he slowly raised his head behind the high counter, with a thick mustache at the corner of his mouth and under his nose, which looked rough, but in fact he was fair-skinned and looked handsome. I saw him rubbing his sleepy eyes, and said dimly: "How can I not sleep at this hour...... What's the matter with the two of you?"
Xiaoyang roared impatiently: "Didn't you hear me say that I took a stinky boy to a toilet! Come back and get some decent food for this king! I ran all the way, and I was a little hungry......
When the middle-aged man heard that he was coming to buy and sell, he immediately came to his senses, glanced at Shen Yun, and suddenly looked stunned, and a trace of light flashed in the corner of his eyes, but at this moment, Xiao Yang's eyes were staring at the various foods placed not far away, and he didn't see his expression at all.
"Well said, good said, guest officer, sit down first, I'll take this little brother to the backyard, and I'll come to serve later!"
Shen Yun breathed a long sigh of relief, and just wanted to keep up, he felt a tightness under his feet, and it turned out to be a slender chain of unknown material wrapped up, and the other end was naturally tightly held in Xiaoyang's hand.
"Stinky boy, don't be stunned, the name of this thing is called the predator lock, but it is a good treasure handed down from our ancestors, if you escape, it will be locked until your ankle is broken, if you still want this leg, just go to the toilet obediently, and we will go on the road after eating!"
Shen Yun was helpless, and there was another wry smile, it seems that the king of this Xiaoyang Kingdom is really staring at himself......
"Little brother, the toilet is on the right hand, you can go by yourself! I'm going to greet that Lord Xiaoyang King......" With that, the middle-aged man was about to turn around and leave.
Shen Yun hurriedly called him softly and asked, "Brother Tai knows that person, is he really the king of Xiaoyang Kingdom?"
The middle-aged man nodded slightly, pondered for a moment, and said in a low voice: "Can you not know each other!" It's just that they are all simple-minded and have a bad memory, so it's best if we don't have anything to do with them, once they are remembered, there will be no good days to live in the future......
"Alas...... Could it be that I really want to die in the belly of those barbarians? Could it be that I led the demon army into the Netherworld Ghost Domain, and this will have retribution?"
Shen Yunzheng muttered in a low voice sadly, but when he saw that the middle-aged man had turned back again, he glared and asked, "...... It's really a human being, right? Just now you said that you came to the Netherworld Ghost Domain with the demon army? Is it the southern Xinjiang demon clan in the human realm?"
"Hey, where are the people! Where is the death! Where is the food! Aren't you and that stinky boy going side by side?" Xiao Yang was already waiting in the lobby and was extremely impatient, so he shouted in spite of his words!
"Hey, you see, these guys, no matter their status, always have a stinky temper, okay, I won't talk to you too much, I'll go and greet him for dinner first, and we'll see the opportunity to act later!" Leaving such an inconsistency sentence, the middle-aged man quickly turned back towards the main hall.
Shen Yun was about to lose hope of escaping, but when he heard the middle-aged man say a few words, he suddenly had the hope of escaping again, so he simply squatted in the dark courtyard and studied the predatory lock on his feet!
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"Guest officer, your meal is ready, and the shop has specially scalded a pot of aged wine for you to relieve fatigue, which is considered a gift, enjoy it slowly, and take care of the business of the shop in the future!"
When Xiaoyang saw the ironing he was serving, he laughed and said: "The store will do business, and this king will often come to take care of it in the future, so retreat!"
After that, he kept rubbing his hands, impatiently threw the dishes and chopsticks on the table aside, and ate with his hands, the gobbling up look, as if he had been hungry for a few days and nights without eating, there was really no kingly spirit.
The middle-aged man walked back to the counter with a calm face, and started to make calculations one by one, the crackling sound continued to echo in the lobby, rippling layers of sound, Shen Yun squatted in the courtyard, and couldn't help but feel dizzy......