Chapter 4: Teasing
Wu Banxian's voice was hoarse, and even trembling slightly.
Liu Lang and the old man Hua both had their hairs standing on end, and their feet unconsciously leaned towards Wu Banxian.
"Big, master, female, female ghost ......"
Liu Lang was so frightened that he kept trembling, and one hand unconsciously grabbed Wu Banxian's robe.
"Master, hurry, hurry up and find a way!"
The old man shouted along, his voice as sharp as a duck pinched by the neck.
Who knew that Wu Banxian's face was also pale, he waved the peachwood sword hard, and said with words: "Taishang Heavenly Master, Zhengyi Ancestor, disciple Wu Banxian, subduing demons and eliminating demons, borrowing my divine power, urgent as a law!"
Wu Banxian pointed forward with a peachwood sword in his hand, and shouted tremblingly: "He, where is the demon, dare to make a mistake, and yet, don't show up quickly."
As soon as the words fell, the peachwood sword in Wu Banxian's hand snapped into two. Wu Banxian immediately screamed: "Ah...... Hell! ”
After calling it, Wu Banxian turned around and was about to run, but as soon as he turned his head, his body didn't obey the call at all, as if he was frozen all of a sudden.
When Liu Lang and the old man saw this scene, their mouths opened in shock, and they looked at Wu Banxian, not knowing what kind of fame this Wu Banxian was doing.
"Smack......
A crisp slap sounded in the air, and five bright red fingerprints immediately appeared on Wu Banxian's originally pale face.
Wu Banxian's face and forehead were covered with sweat, and he was already frightened, trembling, "Woman, woman, spare your life......"
"Giggles, spare your life? Aren't you going to take me? ”
A sullen voice rang out.
As soon as the voice fell, it snapped a few times in succession, and Wu Banxian's face suddenly bloomed, saying how brilliant it was.
If it weren't for Wu Banxian's body that couldn't move, I'm afraid he would have knelt on the ground and begged for mercy a long time ago.
Liu Lang and the old man Hua all had black lines on their faces.
Liu Lang glared at the old man Hua, and the old man stared at Liu Lang, and the two looked at each other as if they were cross-eyed. If the gaze can kill, I'm afraid that Old Man Hua has been stared at by Liu Lang countless times.
"Didn't you find a great heavenly master who went to heaven and earth, caught ghosts and subdued demons, and was omnipotent?"
Liu Lang roared viciously in his heart.
The old man blinked twice, with an innocent look: "How did I know that this person is so cowardly, hurry, hurry up and find a way!"
The two of them, an old slippery head and a small slippery head, saw badly, looked at each other with four eyes, and then shouted: "Run......"
The two of them rushed out of the door one after the other, like two frightened fawns.
But who knows, the two of them just ran to the door, and they both fell to the ground with two knocks, and a dog ate solidly.
The two of them groaned and screamed. Especially the old man Hua, whose voice was like that of a pig, he couldn't stand the fright for a long time, and shouted again and again: "Spare your life, spare your life, spare your life......" while crying out with a sad face, the old man Hua quietly put his hand into the pocket of his clothes.
The two of them shouted and finally got up from the ground, but they saw a vicious dog out of nowhere, staring at two eyes and opening a big mouth with a fishy smell, blocking the doorway, staring at themselves.
Next to the vicious dog, Han Xiaoqi was staring at Liu Lang with a wicked smile.
Liu Lang saw that it was really Han Xiaoqi, and his face was immediately as white as a layer of lime.
Liu Lang stood up tremblingly, staring at the vicious dog with one eye, and Han Xiaoqi with the other, and dragged the old man Hua who was scared and weak next to him, pointed to the old man's head and shouted: "Female, no, Han Meinu, it's him, it's all his idea, it's him who asked people to arrest you." ”
The old man was so angry, he couldn't wait to dismantle Liu Lang at that time, and hurriedly argued: "No, no, no, it's not me, it's him, this kid has to let me find someone to arrest you, don't look for me, it's all him!" ”
The two of them fought red-faced, and they almost fought when they saw the fight.
Han Xiaoqi frowned, snorted coldly, and shouted in a coquettish voice: "Hmph, there is no good thing." ”
As he spoke, Han Xiaoqi pointed at his hand, and the vicious dog pounced violently, knocking the old man to the ground at once.
"Ah, my boy pees ......"
Old man Hua suddenly flew up a small bottle in his hand and smashed it straight towards Wu Banxian's head.
There was a click, and a strong smell of urine spread.
Immediately afterwards, Wu Banxian's body was like a puppet, his two hands waved up and down, mechanically lifted the offering table, and smashed it towards those wreaths, and smashed it in three strokes and two strokes. Wu Banxian smashed it and kept shouting: "Woman, let me go, I was forced, I didn't mean to." ”
However, Wu Banxian's hands and feet did not obey the call at all, and frantically smashed the wreath shop.
The old man who rolled with the vicious dog originally prepared a bottle of boy urine, but as soon as he took it out, he was discovered by the female ghost.
The vicious dog frantically tore at the old man's clothes.
When the old man saw that his wreath shop was smashed, he couldn't help but be angry and anxious, and he didn't know where he got the strength, so he suddenly knocked the vicious dog to the ground, reflexively made a monkey leap, and rushed towards Wu Banxian, and shouted loudly: "My aunt, this is my life, you can't smash it." ”
The old man was completely in a posture of asking for money and not wanting his life, and soon hugged Wu Banxian.
But where can the old man hold Wu Banxian, who was controlled by a female ghost, and was thrown to the ground in two strokes.
Liu Lang on the side saw the opportunity and just wanted to escape, when he suddenly saw a black shadow rushing towards him.
Before he could react, Liu Lang suddenly felt a smell coming towards him, and when he turned his head, he saw that the black teeth of the vicious dog were coming to his face.
Liu Lang was so frightened that he almost went out of his body, and with his two hands forward, he used his strength to break the big mouth of the vicious dog, and cursed: "Damn female ghost, you, let this guy let go of me." ”
"Haha, haha, it's so fun, I'll let you dare to bully me."
Han Xiaoqi, a female ghost watching the lively on the side, clapped her hands again and again, laughing forward and backward, and her silver bell-like voice looked extremely strange in this empty night.
Fortunately, there is no one living near this wreath shop at night, otherwise, it will definitely scare people half to death.
Liu Lang was like a winding spring, desperately twisting the big mouth of the vicious dog, and scolded in his heart: Find an unreliable Taoist priest, this is not looking for death, if you can escape tonight, you have to find the old man to settle accounts when you go back.
Liu Lang's head was full of sweat, and the whole person was like fermentation, so hard that he only heard a click.
"Uh......h Woof! ”
The vicious dog was in pain and barked twice.
Liu Lang seized the opportunity, turned over, threw the vicious dog aside, escaped from the wreath shop lifelessly, and ran in the direction of the school.
From the wreath shop to the school, you have to pass through a small alley, which is usually inaccessible, and there is no half of a person in the middle of the night.
However, when Liu Lang ran into the alley in a hurry, he suddenly saw a figure flash in front of him. By the dim moonlight, Liu Lang looked at it, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
That person's long hair hangs down his shoulders and his figure is graceful, it is the female ghost Han Xiaoqi! Oh my god, why is that female ghost so fast?