Chapter 1203: Ronin Liu is not a thing
After Liu Lang left with Xiao Hei in his arms, Han Xiaoqi stared at the ghost mother-in-law in a daze, and asked for a long time: "Ghost mother-in-law, why are you, why did you deceive Liu Lang?" ”
The ghost mother-in-law rolled her eyelids, knocked her crutches on the ground twice, and said earnestly, "Xiaoqi, do you want him to know that you are cultivating the Shura White Bone Dao?" ”
Han Xiaoqi opened her mouth slightly, and finally shook her head: "I don't want to." But ......"
Liu Lang rubbed his hands, and didn't know how to explain for a while, so he simply said: "That's it, don't talk when there are people, and let you do it when there is no one." ”
"Forehead ......"
When the wandering corpse heard Liu Lang say this, he lowered his head as if he had been wronged, and reluctantly agreed: "Okay then......"
When Liu Lang saw this, he was stunned.
Damn, why is it so awkward.
Raising a big stupid man like a son, that's really ......
Hey, I've got to find a way to put this guy in place, or I'll be really difficult to get along with.
Liu Lang was unhappy when he saw the wandering corpse, so he had to comfort him in a low voice: "Oh, otherwise, you can usually talk when you are there, but you have to call me Ronin Liu, you know?" ”
The wandering corpse immediately raised his head, his eyes flashing with surprise: "Ronin Liu? Big brother, what is Ronin Liu? Why is this name so weird? ”
Liu Lang had a black line on his face, his mouth was open, but he couldn't cry or laugh, and said anxiously: "Ronin Liu is not a thing, cough cough, no, Ronin Liu is my nickname, I, I am really defeated......"
Liu Lang was completely defeated by the innocence of the wandering corpse, and was about to explain again, when the boss walked out with two bowls of ramen.
"Come on, two bowls of ramen!" The boss shouted.
As soon as the wandering corpse saw the ramen, he immediately swallowed his saliva, his mouth was about to crack to the back of his neck, and he sniffed vigorously: "Ronin Liu, what is this?" Why are you smiling like that, it looks so delicious, it's much better than those human flesh......"
The boss was holding the ramen, and when he heard the words of the wandering corpse, his hands trembled, and he almost knocked over the ramen, staring at the wandering corpse strangely, unconsciously moving away a little, and said with a flattering smile: "Uh...... Two, there is an event in the small shop today, no, no money, you want to eat, just eat. ”
Just now, the boss didn't pay much attention to the wandering corpse at all, but at this time, when he saw the appearance of the wandering corpse, he suddenly said a cannibalistic word, and it was strange if he wasn't afraid.
Liu Lang hurriedly waved his hand and scolded the wandering corpse: "Ah Liang, what nonsense, eat your food." ”
As he spoke, he explained to the shopkeeper: "Hehe, boss, he is my uncle, he has a problem with his head, talking nonsense, don't take it to heart." ”
When the boss heard this, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and nodded again and again: "Oh, hehe, I, I thought ......"
"Sizzle...... Hmmm, delicious. ”
Before the boss finished speaking, his eyes suddenly widened, his throat squirmed up and down twice, and the whole person stared at the wandering corpse as if he was stunned.
The wandering corpse licked his lips, looked unsatisfied, and patted his stomach: "It's delicious, it's delicious, but it's not full." ”
I'll go, this wandering corpse is too crisp, I didn't even move the chopsticks, I just opened my mouth and poured a big bowl of hot ramen into my mouth, and I didn't even burn it at all.
Is this still human?
Liu Lang scolded in his heart, he just explained, where is there such a way for normal people to eat?
The boss was obviously frightened stupidly, and when he heard the wandering corpse say that he was not full, he nodded again and again: "There are still ......"
As he spoke, he turned around and went to the kitchen again, and brought out two more bowls: "I don't know if this is enough......
The wandering corpse grabbed a bowl in one hand, directly snatched it, raised his head and poured it into his mouth, without even chewing it, and said vaguely: "Not enough, not enough!" (To be continued.) )