After a busy day, Yang Yi was ready to attend the celebration banquet of Jin Lansu.

But for this kind of occasion, Yang Yi really doesn't want to go over, why?

Because now there are always some people who think how powerful they are, talking about who they know in the winery, which rich man or leader they have a good relationship with, and which celebrity they took a photo with yesterday.

In short, and so on, they all say that topics that have nothing to do with drinking, and this statement is collectively called pretending to be 13.

As for how to pretend to be 13, as long as it is a person, he will, if you don't believe it, you can use an analogy.

So-and-so is very good at studying, and he turns on the mode of the top student all day long, and some girls come forward to ask how to do this question, and these top students will explain patiently, and there will actually be a little fluttering feeling in their hearts, which is the so-called pretending to be 13.

Just like when you go shopping, you hear people on the side of the road talking about what kind of work, how much is the monthly salary, one person will say that his salary is about 2,000, and the other person will say about 3,000, and when you look at the envious looks of the people around you, you will be very proud in your heart, which is also the so-called pretending 13.

If you want to say pretend to be 13, don't be embarrassed by someone in the end, you have to need a certain realm, this realm, you can go to Baidu to check, there is a manual on it, teach you the perfect pretending 13.

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At night, the heavy snow has stopped, although the snow is not big, but there is still a white swaying on the road, some cars will be cautious when driving past, very afraid of the wheel slipping, the car overturned.

Today's cars are all good-looking, the appearance is as bad as foam, Yang Yi is driving is old, but it is strong, bulletproof and explosion-proof, and the impact force is not bad even if it is a high-speed truck.

Those who buy millions of sports cars, Yang Yi can only say that they are sick, the territory is so low, as long as they hit it slightly, the car will fall apart, how about tens of millions of luxury cars, they can't even save their lives.

People who really cherish and cherish their lives would rather buy something ugly than buy any luxury sports cars, that thing may not be as strong as a tractor, and Yang Yi feels that they deserve it, and they want to save face.

After driving his broken red flag through the city, he came to the door of the Emgrand Hotel, and similarly, the luxury car at the door was parked in a row, and after Yang Yi's dazzling red flag car drove over, he earned enough eyeballs.

If it weren't for the fact that the brand was a military brand, the security guards would have blasted Yang Yi out a long time ago, but they actually knew in their hearts that the broken car must have made a deck, but they also turned a blind eye.

"Hey, you can't park your car there, that's what we VIPs can park. ”

Just when Yang Yi parked the car, a security guard came over and reached out and patted the car window.

"What kind of bullshit VIP parking space is this?" Yang Yi rolled his eyes angrily.

"This parking space is only qualified for those who have pre-deposited 100,000 yuan in my hotel, and your car is estimated to sell for one or two hundred thousand, you are definitely not our VIP. ”

"Get out of the way, this is not the place for you to park. ”

The security guard said impatiently.

"Didi!"

The horn sounded behind him, and he turned his head to see that it was a Mercedes-Benz S600, and then the driver poked his head out and scolded and said: "What's going on in front, hurry up and move the car for me, I was blocked by Lao Tzu's way!"

Yang Yi laughed, laughed out loud, glanced at the Mercedes-Benz, and then rolled up the window to move the car.

"Really, I thought I was terrible after driving a broken car for more than nine years, and I didn't look at what place this was. ”

The security guard snorted, then walked to the Mercedes-Benz sedan with a smile on his face, and after the car was parked, he nodded and opened the door.

A middle-aged man who looked like a big boss stepped out of the car and gave the security guard a few tips, and the security guard was like looking at his father, eager to lie on the ground and kiss the two.

The driver put on black sunglasses and respectfully invited the big boss to walk into the house.

Yang Yi slowly reversed the car, sneered in his heart, and then stepped on the accelerator suddenly, and with a bang, it hit the rear taillight of the Mercedes-Benz, and it shattered with a snap.

"You, what are you doing!?" the security guard looked shocked when he saw it.

"I'm sorry, I'm a newbie and accidentally hit the car. ”

Yang Yi hurriedly apologized a few words, and then stepped on the accelerator again, and after the car rushed forward a few times, it suddenly retreated, this time, it directly flattened the trunk of the Mercedes-Benz, and a few headlights fell to the ground.

The security guard was dumbfounded, just staring blankly at Yang Yi smashing the Mercedes-Benz, and secretly said in his heart that it was over.

"Oops!" Yang Yiwei screamed, walked down from the car, looked at the squeezed trunk, smacked his lips, and said: "This car costs millions, it's really amazing, it will shatter like this with a light hit, and I don't know if my car is okay." ”

After speaking, Yang Yi looked at the rear taillights of the red flag, not to mention that there was something wrong, even a layer of paint was not wiped out, if it wasn't for the security guard to see it, he really thought that the Mercedes-Benz was broken by himself.

"Tsk, millions of cars are just like that, they will be stopped as soon as they hit, hey, it's better to drive the red flag of the nineties, domestic is strong, not ordinary!"

Yang Yi smiled, locked the car, and walked towards the hotel.

The security guard slammed a spirit, and was about to stop Yang Yi, but he saw Yang Yi turn around suddenly, staring at him coldly.

The security guard was stunned by Yang Yi's cold eyes, and his limbs stiffened and stayed in place and did not dare to move.

"Everyone is a farmer, why do you care so much, do you think that you look down on farmers when you work here?"

"Don't be complacent, in the eyes of the rich, you're just a dog. ”

"The guy who fights with people, it's strange that he has been a security guard all his life!"

"Bah!" Yang Yi let out a mouthful of spit, turned around and walked towards the hotel.

The security guard was directly stupid in place, it seemed that Yang Yi's words touched his heart, and he didn't say anything for half a while.

After entering the hotel, the bright crystal lamp made Yang Yi a little dizzy, but when he was puzzled, others came in to greet him, but he didn't even have a person when he came in.

glanced at it, but found that the greeters were looking at the ceiling one by one, as if they didn't see him, but the people who came in behind were dressed in rich clothes, and these greeters walked over with smiling faces.

"I'm dizzy, do you want to be so realistic, aren't you afraid of offending the guests by doing this? ”

Yang Yi said with a sigh in his mouth.

"Hey, the classmates in front of you let go, don't get in the way of our boss......"

A woman's voice sounded behind him, Yang Yi turned his head to look, and saw a female greeter walking over with a man and a woman, the man was in his forties, with a gold chain around his neck, and the gold on his wrist was shaking, and the girl looked like she was in her twenties, but her makeup looked very thick and charming.

Yang Yi stood indifferently and looked into the hall to see if Jin Lan had come.

Seeing that Yang Yi didn't give way, the welcome guest showed a look of embarrassment on his face, apologized to the man twice, and spared him.

"What are you pretending, you're deaf!" the bewitching woman snorted disdainfully.

"What are you talking about!?" Yang Yi immediately snorted coldly.

"That is, you, what's the matter, you're not convinced!"

"Okay, don't be like this kind of countryman, lest you say that we have no culture. ”

The middle-aged man smiled indifferently, hugged the woman's waist, and glanced at Yang Yi with contempt in his eyes.

"The difference between the two of you is more than 20 years old, it is estimated that you are being raised, tsk, it is good to eat youth rice. ”

Yang Yi sneered.

When the words fell, the woman's face was already blue with anger, and then she shook the bag in her hand and smashed it.

"Good men don't fight with women, if they beat you, others will scold me. ”

Yang Yi grinned and dodged over, but his back hit a soft one, and then an exclamation sounded.

In a hurry, Yang Yi grabbed it with his backhand, just grabbed a soft thing, and the next moment, Yang Yi didn't see what was going on, something fell in his hand, and then there was a plop.

"Damn!"

Yang Yi looked at the girl who fell to the ground, the long skirt on her body was torn by him, revealing a large area of white skin, and he was still holding a white bra in his hand.

"I'm ...... dizzy"

Yang Yi felt that he couldn't afford to lose this person, so he hurriedly threw the bra to the other party, and then turned around and ran away.

"Ahh

After Yang Yi ran away, the girl let out a scream, and some men around stopped and stopped, staring at the girl's exposed white skin, browsing up and down.

After getting on the elevator, Yang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, if he hadn't run fast just now, it is estimated that he would have to be given the title of a pervert by the woman, and in public, he would be embarrassed.

took out his mobile phone and called Jin Lan, and after connecting it, a noisy sound sounded, and when it was quiet, the elevator door also opened.

"You ......"

After Yang Yi saw Jin Lan, he shook his head, hung up the phone, and walked out of the elevator.

"Why did you come here, I thought you weren't coming. Jin Lan put down her phone and said.

"Something happened down there. Yang Yi smiled awkwardly, then glanced at the corridor and said, "You have already started?"

"Yes, Secretary Red has arrived just now, and it just happened to start, so let's go in quickly. ”

After speaking, Jin Lan grabbed Yang Yi's arm and walked inside.

After walking in, the noisy sound inside immediately quieted down a lot, and countless eyes looked over, after Yang Yi entered, he saw that there were three major tables and a small table inside, and it was roughly estimated that there were seventy or eighty people.

"Xiaolan, this is the friend you said?"

A sound of surprise rang out, and then a girl stood up and walked over.

"Yes, he is Yang Yi, how about it, handsome. ”

Jin Lan let go of Yang Yi's arm and grabbed the girl's arm.

"Hello. Yang Yi smiled charmingly.

"Ahem...... Xiaolan, sit down quickly, Secretary Red is about to speak. ”

A middle-aged man with glasses waved his hand and said, his eyes glanced at Yang Yi, revealing a touch of contempt.

"Yes, I'm sorry manager!" Jin Lan hurriedly apologized, and then pulled Yang Yi to sit down.

After the two sat down, the eyes of the men were withdrawn, and then they talked in a low voice.

Yang Yi swept through the people present and found that these people were all people in the company, some of whom he had seen before, and some of whom were newcomers to the company.

"Secretary Red is here, and everyone applauds and welcomes. ”

Just now, the manager took the lead in standing up and applauding, and then the room also stood up one after another, clapping his palms vigorously, and looking at the red secretary who came in from outside the door.

After Secretary Hong came in, a smile appeared on his face, nodded slightly, and then pressed his arm down, and the applause slowly disappeared.

Secretary Hong swept around with a smile, and after seeing Yang Yi, his face was stunned for a moment, but after a while, he continued to sweep over, and then spoke.

"First of all, thank you for your support over the years, there are many years of old people in the company, and there are also newcomers to the company. ”

"When Mr. Yang left, he temporarily handed over the company to the new chairman, and the chairman temporarily handed it over to me......"

"The hard work that everyone has put in over the years has finally paid off, just a few days ago, a colleague of our company unexpectedly and coincidentally negotiated an order with the European Union for hundreds of millions of dollars, here, we would like to congratulate you first. ”

Secretary Hong raised his wine glass, and everyone in the room also raised his wine glass, and then looked at Yang Yi with their eyes...... No, it should be Jin Lan next to him.

"Is that you?" Yang Yi was surprised when he saw this.

Jin Lan nodded a little shyly.

"Here, we first toast Lanlan for a cup, and at the same time, the company also decided to reward 200,000 yuan, and after the end of the year, there will be a dividend of one percent. ”

When the words fell, there was an uproar in the room, followed by the sound of gasping cold air, followed by a lot of jealous eyes.

The reward of 200,000 yuan is enough for them to struggle for several years, this is not the most important thing, just now Secretary Hong said that one percent of the reward, that is to say, if one hundred million, at least one percent or so, then you can get hundreds of thousands, so it's strange not to let them be jealous.

Jin Lan has only been here for half a year, and some of them have been here for several years, and they have not received this kind of treatment.

So at this moment, those managers in charge looked a little ugly, felt that they couldn't hang their faces, and they were robbed of the limelight by a newcomer, and they were very unhappy.

But the most important thing is that they are also envious of the money given to each other, and they can get hundreds of thousands in half a year, who doesn't want to do it.

After everyone toasted and sat down, the dinner party officially began, the waiters served the food one after another, and the hall was lively again.

During this period, people kept coming to toast to Jin Lan, at the beginning they were still some girls, just take a small sip, and they also came to get closer to Jin Lan, and their words revealed the meaning of stammering.

And some women didn't come over, because they were all old people in the company, and in normal times, others scolded them, but now, Jin Lan has stolen their limelight, and she is jealous and angry.

After the women's toast, some male colleagues also came to toast, although Jin Lan didn't want to drink, but in order to have a good relationship in the company, she could only refuse.

And after a few laps, it was a person who did not smell the supervisor level came over, and they thought that they couldn't pull their faces to talk to a new employee, so they sat on the stool and drank wine one by one.

Although Yang Yi was eating silently, he also saw this qiē in his eyes, and although he was helpless in his heart, there was no good solution.

People are like this in their hearts, if there is a newcomer, who has done better than himself, and has been praised by his superiors, he feels very uncomfortable in his heart, and he has worked hard for so many years, is it not even comparable to a newcomer.

Therefore, there is no supervisor-level person who came to toast, not to mention those managers, these people think that they have a big face, and it should be about the same as Jin Lan coming to toast them.

At this time, Secretary Hong came to him with a red wine glass, and at this time, the people at this table stopped talking in an instant, and then turned their heads to look at Jin Lan.

"Red, red secretary......" Jin Lan hurriedly stood up, but because she had drunk too much just now, she shook her body this time, and Yang Yi supported the other party in time, otherwise she would have fallen to the ground.

"Lan Lan, first of all, congratulations on achieving this honor for the company, I think the chairman will definitely reward you after he knows about it. ”

When he said this, Secretary Hong's eyes looked at Yang Yi intentionally or unintentionally.

Yang Yi smiled bitterly in his heart, this red secretary seemed to be taking the opportunity to talk to him, but not to mention, he really had the idea of promoting Jin Lan.

"It's not going to work now, if you don't dislike it, just call me Sister Hong. ”

Secretary Hong smiled slightly, and then took a small sip of it gently, and after Jin Lan drank it, her face showed a touch of redness, obviously she had drunk a lot.

After Secretary Hong left, the faces of the managers in charge flickered, and after half a ring, a middle-aged man with a big belly walked over, holding a wine glass and smiling: "Lan Lan, congratulations......

"Zhang, Director Zhang, thank you!"

Not long after Jin Lan sat down, when she saw the other party coming, she was about to stand up again.

"Okay, don't drink anymore, drink some tea. ”

Yang Yi pressed Jin Lan's shoulder and poured a cup of tea for the other party.

The expression on the director's face suddenly froze, and then his face suddenly sank, and he looked at Yang Yi with an unkind gaze.

He is a supervisor-level leader, and it is very good for him to come over to toast Jin Lan, but now he is sitting still and replacing the wine with tea, isn't this not giving him face.

There were so many people present watching, if Jin Lan was sitting and drinking tea and he was drinking, it would not be a slap in the face, and how would he raise his head in the company in the future.

"Lan Lan, Director Zhang came over to toast you, why are you embarrassed to sit and drink tea, why don't you get up quickly, why are you so ignorant. ”

A middle-aged woman with curly hair said softly.