I don't remember which god fooled him, saying that man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather.

I haven't experienced the feeling of being crushed by Tarzan, so I probably have to ask Sun Monkey.

But being stoned to death by fluttering feathers, do you believe it? Anyway, I didn't believe it before. Not long ago there was an incident that I believed at the cost of blood, which ...... It's the truth!

My name is Chunguang, the name is infinitely beautiful, and the peach luck is repeated, but unfortunately I don't have a boyfriend yet.

There's a reason for that!

What kind of lovelorn shopping, I have to accompany the shopping, by the way to carry the bag; Lovelorn jumper, my companion jump, by the way; Lovelorn hunger strike, my companion eats, and by the way, sleeps with me......

I also have a temperament when I sleep, and I choose one with a normal "sexual orientation".

I don't want to walk down the street and be stuck in a cold knife from behind and burp for a woman.

Of course, burping for a man is not worth it.

So how are the lyrics sung?

Love is love, why make yourself like a joke, forget it, leave him alone, I don't know how much sorrow there is in the world over the years, why not go back in style!

I have a poor relationship with men, and I belong to the type of school that will not remember my name if my male classmates don't remember my name.

I have a strong relationship with women, and many little sisters love came and threw me away, and love was gone, and they found me.

The love story of my young ladies is basically sung yesterday and debuted today, and I am under the haze of so many failed loves, even if there is a little bit of love sprouting, I am so scared that I immediately click it with scissors.

So I wandered in the emotional world for so many years, and I got a good reputation as a "bosom sister".

Xiuzhen said, "You're a dog with a mouse, nosy!" ”

Xiuzhen, quite a local name, my most iron best friend.

When I first met her, I looked at the name on the homework book and thought to myself that this was a bean sprouts girl from a ravine.

As a result, as soon as I turned around, her 1.87 meters tall altitude was really hard for me to match!

Especially the judo she has practiced for ten years, not to mention ordinary people, that is, all the men in our class 10, who dares to stand up?

Height is a flaw for both of us.

Anyway, every time I play basketball, I want to cry; Every time she bought pants, she wanted to cry.

Anyway, the sunshine was surprisingly good that day, and I passed all the way through the all-night, picking ten cities in a row, and finally defeated the boss and got the top ring.

When Xiuzhen came to me after her elective classes, I was sleeping with my head covered.

She lifted my quilt, turned her head, and asked succinctly, "Game?" ”

The other women in the dormitory nodded silently.

"Get up! Go practice! She commanded condescendingly.

I can't help it!

Beat? Head-to-head? This question has never been a number that the scales can measure.

No matter how powerful a she-wolf is, can she wrestle with an elephant? Probably people will let me go back to the furnace and rebuild it as soon as I nose it.

So I took a roundabout tactic - procrastination.

I squirmed a few times with sleepy eyes, squinted, buried half of my slightly puffy face in the pillow, and hummed, "Can you be accommodating for ten minutes?" ”

Xiuzhen was condescending, raising her eyebrows with disdain, which was a sign that she was going to be angry.

I immediately declared that my plan had failed, and I could only throw myself on all sides, raise my hands and feet together in surrender.

"Okay! Count you hate! ”

I said cruel words, one minute to put on sportswear, two minutes to wash my face and brush my teeth, and comb my hair by the way.

I guess I'm about to catch up with the special forces in this wake-up standard.

Xiuzhen came over impatiently, snatched my wooden comb, and helped me tidy it up neatly.

I hugged her waist, with half a piece of oatmeal biscuit in my mouth, and smiled slyly: "Xiuzhen, you should think about it and marry me as a concubine!" You, an old girl who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, can only shine here with me. It's a big deal, I'll straighten you right in a year......"

"Get out!" She grabbed my bag and kicked me out of the dormitory with my people.

Xiuzhen took me to the playground, and the two big boys were already there, and when they saw us going, they just picked up their schoolbags and left.

I snapped my fingers, hehe...... In today's society, women are all men, who said that fists alone are a man's thing?

They used to be defeated by both of us, and men want to save face, and it is impossible for them to come to us to fight and get back to the field later, even if they win back again, it is not a glamorous thing.

In view of the loose freedom of university life, no one in our class participated in the sports day last year.

It is conceivable that the counselor who was severely criticized by the boss had a gloomy face every day, and the middle-aged women did not drink Jingxin oral liquid, and our group of old fritters who no matter how fried they were no longer a child, couldn't help but tremble.

This year, each of the counselors directly held a paper order, and also stamped her bright red and blood-like name stamp, which means that each of us must choose a project to participate in.

Malinger?

Save it!

The counselor has already spoken, even if he is lying in the hospital and is about to lose his breath, he must get up from the bed on the day of the sports day, and the spirit of the twelve points will jump, and the ...... Participate in cheerleading.

I was lucky enough to pick up badminton.

In the eyes of everyone, I am not a top player in badminton, but within the range of sports I can do, this is already Mount Everest.

The two of us had only been practicing for a few rounds when I was arguing about leg cramps and needed to rest.

Nonsense, her strength, the racket is like an ancient lady fan, and I have to grab it like a vicious dog to barely resist the momentum of the ball, otherwise I will have to run all the way to find the ball.

After drinking two boxes of yogurt, Xiuzhen directly put a racket on my face: "What are you staying?" Go on! ”

This Xiuzhen is not small-minded, but she is always so serious about doing things.

I really regret asking her to practice with me many days ago, and because of her stubbornness, I guess I won't be disabled from training, and I will definitely not give up.

At that time, I thought about the grass on this field, all of which looked like soft Simmons, and when the little warm wind blew, the grass floated at will, and I couldn't wait to tie it up and fall asleep.

But I didn't dare, so I could only sniff coldly, and in the chaos in my mind, I muttered: "My mind is full of airplanes!" "I'm dizzy!

She also told a bad joke: "What plane? There are only lawnmowers on the ground. "I know I'm lazy.

I glared at her: "If you don't tear me down, will you grow flesh?" Acne? ”

Xiuzhen showed a rare smile: "Don't grow up!" ”

I suddenly felt that the world was crazy!

Obviously, some girls are as thin as toothpicks, and they still count the standard thirty-eight grains when eating, for fear that if they eat one more grain of rice, they will grow two taels of meat.

Obviously, some young men look ruined, and they kept taking selfies and posted them to my WeChat group, which made me think that zombies didn't dare to go to the toilet in the middle of the night. It's the lower abdomen that is aggrieved!

Is she still looking forward to growing up at such an altitude? How can we be embarrassed by those of us who have ideals?

After about ten more rounds of practice, my legs had already begun to tremble, my neck was sore, I had to slump on the ground and stand up, looking at the blue and pure sky, and quipped: "What a romantic Saturday, you don't go to accompany the 'giraffe', why can't you get along with me!"

Giraffe is her boyfriend's name, and that kid's shoulders are shorter than Xiuzhen's, but other children's necks are angry, and that length is estimated to be twice as long as mine.

I once quietly went to him to ask for a secret recipe, and asked him if he had eaten too much duck neck and what to eat.

As a result, the "giraffe" looked down at me, and he had a bad feeling of regret, and he said that he had taken too many exams, and it happened that all the classmates in front of him were top students. The neck is not long, how can you copy the volume at a glance?

Thanks to his plagiarized test paper's elongated neck, this is just a little higher than Xiuzhen Pea in the overall elevation.

Xiuzhen is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and she doesn't answer my words, she just unscrews the bottle cap and drinks a sip of mineral water, and then returns to the opposite side of the net.

After a while, I only heard her roar along the wind: "Spring! Catch! ”

I immediately jumped up with a carp, bounced up, and was afraid that if I played the ball, it would be a spring light that would be resurrected again......

But Xiuzhen! Which ball are you asking me to catch?

I saw a ball flying towards me in the air, but I didn't think about it, it was a badminton.

By the time my racket caught up, it was two scattered bounces and a 16-pound shot put ball falling behind the shuttlecock.

Younger sister! Just play badminton!

Why use aerospace technology with more than one stone!

As you can imagine, the physics teacher has long told us that when an object is thrown, in addition to kinetic energy, there is also gravitational potential energy.

So, under the double energy, the weight of the double ball, even if I can do it, I can only fall! And it was very sad to smash into the mud.

Now, I've finally turned into a mess of spring mud and can take good care of the grass.

Before I lost consciousness, I only heard Xiuzhen scream the most earth-shattering cry since I met her: "I'll kill you, you bastards!" ”

Don't get me wrong! The bastard is definitely not me, it's the bare-armed boy who came in a hurry.

Amen!

Rest in peace!

Unfortunately, God did not give me a chance to rest, and when I woke up, my sad luck was still going on. I wonder if it's a ghost.

Now I feel like I've slept and brought the nightmare back to reality.

I was dumbfounded for a long time, this hand is not a hand, the foot is not a foot, and there are spots of hair all over my body......

I looked around a little confused, and it seemed to be a kitchen decorated in an old-fashioned and rustic style.

Even the stove for cooking, I vaguely remember going to my grandfather's house when I was a child, it was built with mud, and there was a big iron pot on it, which was estimated to be used as a bathtub.

Next to the stove is a large bluestone slab water tank.

I stared at the black pea eyes, weakly jumped on the stone platform, leaned down and looked down, most of the tank of quiet water reflected the blue sky.

It turned out that the kitchen was still open-air, with a hole in the black roof.

I'm thirsty, who knows if I've just escaped from the Sahara, and my throat is going to smoke anyway.

When I stretched out my hands, no, my claws, and held them towards the water, many broken shadows immediately appeared in the calm water.

Suddenly, my heart fell like petrified, and I could even imagine the sound of "clattering" smashing water.

It turns out that all this is true!