There was a boy in our class who was particularly hateful, but his name was very poor, called Dogdaner.

He also does a very poor job.,Always after school.,Throw green worms,Dead rats and the like into the clothes of female classmates.,Super enjoy the screaming cries of girls.。

That morning, as I was opening the book, a cold thing fell from under my head, and when I came back to my senses, a small snake was sliding down the bridge of my nose.

Instead of screaming like the other women, I ripped off the snake and threw it right into the dog's pants.

As a result, I found him screaming, more than a girl.

Not only did my head eat the teacher's whitewash, but I also obediently handed in a review book.

Since I was sincere in admitting my mistakes, the teacher decided to keep my award place.

Can this be done? As a girl, if I put up with this, I'm definitely sorry for the reader.

It is said that after the chemistry class that day, the teacher took everything with him, except for an alcohol lamp.

The next class was PE, and for the first time, I actually asked the PE teacher for leave in the outdoor class.

It was another girl who asked for leave with me, she really had a stomachache, and the girl's little thing can be described as a leave pass.

I saw that there was just the two of us in the empty classroom, so I sat down and asked her, "Hey, sister, can you help me with something!" ”

She looked at me a little puzzled.

I laughed twice and said, "What do you think of that guy?" ”

When the girl heard this, her face, which had been due to excessive blood loss, turned even more pale.

My heart was overjoyed, and it seemed that the end of the world was the same ...... Forehead...... People who are bullied.

Even the most gentle and amiable Chinese people, when they encounter the aggression of devils, they will pick up a hoe and fight the same enemy.

What's more, it's a girl who has lived in the shadow of a domineering man for a long time, and when she heard that I was going to fix the dog's eggs, the only blood she had suddenly boiled.

Actually, she didn't have to help me much, she just went and handed a note to the dog.

At first, I thought it was a love letter from a girl's confession, but then I opened it and saw that it was actually my challenge letter.

I put it this way, "Dog Fahai! Do you think that taking a bowl for rice is a monk who has attained the Tao? Have the ability to come to the classroom to fight, otherwise you will drink your white lady's footwashing water! ”

At that time, we didn't have any TV series to watch, and girls liked "The Legend of the New White Lady", and basically lived this during the summer and winter vacations. So emotionally, I don't have a good impression of the bald one.

The dog also happened to have a bald head, and he was furious when he saw it.

He never underestimated me, and I guess he didn't treat me as a girl except for going into the women's bathroom.

When he received the challenge, he didn't say anything. He also has a careful eye, in case he can't beat me, what a shame!

I closed the classroom door, lit an alcohol lamp, and placed it under the lock.

The lock of our classroom is copper, and the inside and outside are connected, so as soon as the alcohol lamp is baked, the heat is transferred, and the outside doorknob naturally follows the high temperature.

I saw through the crack in the door that the dog was coming towards this direction angrily, immediately turned off the alcohol lamp, and jumped open the door with a whoosh.

If he hadn't kicked the door with his hands but with his feet, I wouldn't have been caught in the door.

I put the alcohol lamp on the lecture and waited for him to rush in with my hands on my hips, my face full of snickering joy that the plan was about to succeed.

After a while, a terrible cry finally sounded outside the door, and the man was crying wolf more than the last time I threw him a snake.

I held my stomach and laughed, this guy has finally tasted the consequences, and even if I write ten more reviews, I will never regret it.

I shouted inside, "Don't call you a son of a bastard from now on!" See if you dare to provoke your white lady, and dare to use a snake to scare me, you don't want to think about it, I am your snake ancestor......"

At that moment, the door was kicked open.

I laughed so hard that I held my stomach and pointed out the door, laughing and saying, "I just remember to use my feet now...... Late ......"

Before I could finish speaking, I felt like I was falling into an ice cellar.

I saw the principal crouching on the ground, staring at me with a distorted face.

One of his hands pinched the wrist of the other, and the entire thick bear paw turned black and rotten.

It turned out that the principal had just passed by the playground, where all the people in our class were doing sports.

I only saw the dog Dan'er rushing towards the classroom angrily, this benevolent brother is usually the number one person in the negative teaching materials on campus.

The principal saw that he was sneaking into the classroom alone, so he naturally followed him, and did not intercept him until he was at the door of the expressway, wanting to enter the classroom and interrogate him.

Outcome...... No result......

Originally, I was supposed to get the award at the school assembly, but I was also used as a negative teaching material and given a school-level punishment.

In other words, everyone who has seen this matter must keep it secret, professional performances, and children should not imitate it.

We still have to be good and obedient children.

Later, the eighteenth year of the female college changed, and my originally stumbling face actually became watery and smooth, but it was only limited to the skin.

The facial features are still quite delicate when you look at each part alone.

But what is very sad is that the face of the grinding plate is obviously big, and the sisters with facial features are crowded together like a rush, forming a situation of failure in urban and rural planning.

My mother is very good at comforting me, "Daughter, my feet are stable, my face is good to rub powder, and my butt is good to sit on a stool. ”

I'm very content, didn't I know Xiuzhen later? She made up for the shortcomings of "big feet and stable mountains" for me, and the two of us were together in three kingdoms.

When I went to college and saw all kinds of beautiful women, I finally had a correct view of beauty and ugliness.

So I put the only skin to be proud of, and the degree of fine care is no less than shaving the hair. Anyway, the eyebrows are often shaved.

Ay...... Why am I pulling out all these old things?

There have been a lot of strange things lately, especially since I've become a rat and my brain is a little lacking.

I finally grew up, and the crooked seedlings became straight trees, but I was smashed into a pulp by a lead ball.

If my family cremates me, I still have to pollute the air, and think about how useless I am for the country and the people.

Now I'm a rat, I don't have much experience as a rat, and I've been a woman for almost 20 years, so today because of my habit of hiding from the sun, I have picked up a life.

The bugs didn't find me, and they looked at each other in a bit of a daze.

The green silkworm on the side whispered something, and he returned to the cave again.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief and began to wonder, "How did these bugs know that I was hiding in that place in the first place?" ”

They don't have a carpet search, and the accuracy is no less than that of China's space station.

The answer is clear, that place is known only to Johnson & Johnson except me.

It seems that his condition has been very bad, at least he has undergone severe torture, and he can not stand the torture before he confessed to me.

He was the main culprit in this operation, and I was just a helper.

Johnson & Johnson is a smart bug, and there's no reason why he shouldn't know the truth.

If I were to be caught, there would be even more hope of its rescue.

At this time, a colorful silkworm crawled out of the mouth of the cave.

The beautiful face of the young woman was misplaced on a bug, and I thought that even the most man would have to scream and run for his life.

I just glanced at it, and immediately avoided my gaze, this silkworm king is really infiltrating!

"Tell the king, no worms have been found!" The green silkworm said quickly, and its voice sounded a little like a robot.

The Silkworm King's flashing eyes quickly scanned around, and then fixed on the location where I was hiding for the first time, and said coldly: "Continue to search for this king, even if you drill three feet into the tree, you must catch her." ”

That sweat in my heart! I'd love to remind her that I won't dig holes. Don't say it's a tree hole!

Another red silkworm came out of the hole: "King, that cockroach has something to say." ”

My heart tightened, Johnson & Johnson was really caught! With the grievances of the two tribes, they will be crippled if they don't die.

But what does a cockroach need to do if it wants to be crippled?

Did you pull out all his legs?

I used to hate his legs crawling all over the place, and he liked to stick a few feet in anything dirty and then contaminate my food.

But now I hope he has good luck, at least he is a very filial cockroach.

After a while, I saw that Johnson & Johnson really appeared at the entrance of the cave.

He was surrounded by a herd of silkworms, but fortunately he was not injured and all his legs were still sound.

At this time, my heart was like a stone thrown into water, and it kept sinking.

Since he wasn't tortured, he confessed to me so easily? This feeling of being pulled into the water is very unpleasant.

The silkworm king crawled over and asked in a cold voice, "Where is your accomplice?" ”

Johnson glanced at my original hiding place, and laughed, "I've already told the truth, you didn't catch her, and you can't blame me." ”

"Do you think she'll be able to escape from this mulberry tree?" The Silkworm King sneered: "All the passages under the tree are fenced off by us, unless she flies out, she will also escape the pursuit of our moth soldiers." ”

As if he knew I hadn't run away, Johnson shouted into the air, "Run!" Leave me alone! ”

I didn't dare to move, I still didn't figure out the situation, didn't he betray me? Why are you still telling me to leave?

The silkworm king walked leisurely in front of Johnson & Johnson, and the colorful rings rolled up and down, compared to the dark brown Johnson & Johnson, it was indeed much brighter.

"The enemy who broke into my silkworm cave has not yet made it out alive. So be it...... If you help me find your companion, I'll send the ice silk to the old cockroach. You die, old cockroaches live! ”

I was speechless for a while, daring to love this silkworm king in order to keep the record of "none of the thieves escaped", he did not hesitate to contribute ice silk.

If I knew this, I would have asked Johnson & Johnson to grab it directly, at least it wouldn't be like now, and the two of us would have taken it together.

The deal was a big loss.

At this time, Johnson & Johnson sneered: "My Xiaoqiang is hated by others, but I can't betray morality." Even if you take all my legs off, I'll still say that - no way. ”

I'm just getting impressed with cockroaches now!

Johnson & Johnson, as a cockroach, can sacrifice his life for righteousness, am I not as good as a little strong?

I shook the fur off my body, stood up and said loudly, "Don't talk nonsense, your sister Chunguang is here." ”

The silkworms of all colors looked at me, and the silkworm king also looked at me, and there was a little more smile in his sparkling eyes.

"Someone, arrest her."

I walked over frankly: "No need, you can send the ice silk to Johnson and Son." ”

Johnson & Johnson cramped up on the branches, I walked over, patted the tentacles on its head and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, I can't imagine that you have more backbone than some people." I didn't know you as a friend in vain. ”

At this time, all the silkworms gathered together as if they were facing a great enemy, and the silkworm king's head shook and said to me, "You have finally appeared!" Come on, take the ice silk to Johnson & Johnson, he can go. ”