Chapter 15 Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness
I dodged left and right, and suddenly pointed behind the silkworm king and shouted, "It's not good, your cave is on fire." ”
The Silkworm King probably saw that I was just a small character with a flamboyant tongue, and he automatically ignored my words, just giving orders.
"Catch her! Get her! You fools, he's stalling for time, give me ......"
I was reluctant to shout again; "It's not! Your cave is really smoking! ”
At this time, the silkworm soldiers beside him didn't know who it was, and they also shouted: "Oh no! Someone burned down the cave. ”
Actually, I really didn't lie to him, why didn't the silkworm king believe me?
All the silkworms stopped moving and looked back.
I saw a steady stream of silkworms gushing out of the tree hole, and now there is actually black smoke billowing out, a bit like the precursor of the monster attack in Journey to the West.
In the billowing black smoke, there were faintly red sparks wafting out.
After a while, the entire tree was filled with coughing sounds one after another.
"Oh no...... Someone is burning a tree......" The moth soldier shouted and flew in, panicking and announcing to the silkworm king.
The silkworm king's smoked eyes were filled with tears, and he slapped his head and face, and scolded: "Bastard, why don't you wait to burn me to death, and then report to my corpse?" ”
My eyes were sour and the air in my nose wasn't very circulating, but I couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahahaha...... Now none of us want to run, let's all become bacon! ”
I saw that the Silkworm King was even more angry, pinched his nose and said, "Don't stare at me, hurry up and find a way." Fight the fire that should be put out, and run what should be run...... It's better than dying together. ”
The Silkworm King was hiding from the smoke, probably not taking care of me, even if he dismantled me into eight pieces, he couldn't stop the gradually growing fire.
He resolutely ordered immediately.
"All the silkworms obeyed the order, and all the moth soldiers retreated in batches, and we gathered on the opposite hill to ......"
Before he could finish speaking, another part of the moth soldiers flew in, this time even the wings were burned off, and they fell before they could stop.
"King, go! There is an enemy attack! ”
I don't want to make fun of the silkworm king at this time, after all, we are monks laughing bald, and no one is better than anyone, so we can only run for our lives alone.
But I regret a little that I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, why did I encounter any unlucky things?
If you don't get killed by insects, you will be burned to death on a tree.
At this time, my tail was pulled, and I glared back: "Who! Don't know if you want to pull your tail? ”
When I saw the person clearly, I suddenly became even more angry, if it wasn't for him, how could I die here?
Johnson & Johnson hugged the red ice silk and asked me in a low voice, "Is it your friend who came to save you?" ”
"You also know that I just came here yesterday, who will save me?"
When he reminded me, I remembered that I had two friends.
Queen Bee and East Ash, but it stands to reason that they are animals that are afraid of fire, who would dare to set such a big fire?
Besides, how long have we only known each other? They don't need to offend the Silkworm King to save me.
I looked at him, "Why don't you say it's your friend?" ”
As soon as I finished asking, I felt like I should give myself a kick.
Based on this kid's style of doing things, I think that except for me, the masochistic type, who is willing to forgive him, there should be no one who still gets together with him.
Johnson & Johnson probably knew what I was thinking, and lowered his head a little embarrassed.
When I saw that the black smoke was billowing and I was about to lose my fingers, I was also in a hurry, and yelled at him, "Don't you have wings? Let's fly away! "If you can live one by one, you can't trade at a loss.
Johnson & Johnson smiled wryly: "I have wings, but I can't fly." ”
"You scrap, then you might as well jump down."
Johnson & Johnson: "If you can fly without wings, I admire you." ”
I inhaled the cold air, raised my fist, and wanted to smash his head: "Who is rare in your admiration!" Can it be eaten as a meal? Will you be able to survive? Grandma's legs, who is the fault of me today? ”
As soon as he reminded me, I hit a spirit, and an idea came out.
Anyway, it's impossible to climb down from a tree now, such a tall tree, can still emit such a big smoke, it seems that there is fire below, and jumping down will not roast mice?
I said to Johnson, "I'll fly down later, you can do it yourself, if you can hold my thigh, you can live." ”
Johnson thought he was looking at the monster and yelling at the smoke as he drove away the smoke, "Aren't you mad?" I didn't believe you just now when you said that rats can spin silk, and now you still say that rats can fly? ”
He certainly didn't think that I could really fly without wings.
I jumped onto a small branch and compared the shape of the branch, and I was satisfied.
Then I stretched out my claws and folded them so hard that I couldn't use any strength in my little arms.
I started to get anxious, and the smoke was so thick that I couldn't open my eyes.
Johnson probably guessed my intentions and shouted, "Sister! You're stupid, ...... with your teeth."
I just remembered that I don't need to have such long teeth, I'm so sorry for the reader!
Soon, I bit off the branches.
I snatched the ice silk from Johnson & Johnson's hand, stretched out my fire silkworm robe, and tied it to the branch, hehe...... A small parachute was made.
Johnson & Johnson said uneasily: "Is this useful?" Don't spoil all the ice silk......"
I slammed a shudder on his head and shouted, "Shut up! Your little life is lost here, who will take the ice silk to save your mother? ”
He turned his head and thought about it, and now there was no other way to go but to believe me.
At this time, I looked around, and there were silkworms fleeing one after another.
They spit and they spit but now they really appreciate what a drop in the bucket is.
It's like a fire in a building, and if the people inside just spit and extinguish the fire, then what else is 119 going to do?
I waved at them and laughed twice; "Goodbye! Sister, I won't play with you anymore. ”
The silkworms didn't care about my madness, and even if they crawled past me, they just ignored me.
I said, "Johnson & Johnson, get it right, I'm taking off." ”
"Fly, anyway, I close my eyes, and I don't know how it hurts when I die."
I was still standing on a tree branch, and when I heard the words, I fell down with a stumble.
Depend on! Whose theory is this? If you say it this way, then what do you want to do with anesthetics? Wouldn't it be enough to close your eyes when you had surgery?
"Ahh
"Ahh
The two of us competed to see who had the loudest voice, screaming and falling from the sky, all the objects in our field of vision rising rapidly.
"Sister Chunguang, you're killing me!" Johnson & Johnson howled heartbreakingly.
I said, "You bastard, who forced me to jump off the building?" People don't pay wages before jumping off the building, why am I! ”
I found a very sad fact, the ideal is very beautiful, the reality is very cruel, and I can't open the "Chunguang brand" parachute for Mao.
Some paratroopers use their schoolbags as umbrella bags, but I don't have a schoolbag as a second choice.
We were rapidly falling, and my heart, like my body, was sinking to the bottom, and my life as a rat was coming to an end, and in such a tragic situation.
I suddenly remembered the plot of the martial arts TV series, why I like to jump off the cliff at every turn, and as the protagonist, I will not die after jumping many times, either I am hung by a tree, or I fall into the river and wash away, anyway, there will be a golden finger waiting for the protagonist if I don't die. When you are reborn and killed, your force value will always be greatly improved.
At this time, I also hope that I will have an adventure, and a rich and handsome peerless master will come to the air, holding me and spinning and falling romantically; If you don't have a Batman who wears underwear backwards, I'll ask for advice on how to wear bodybuilding pants so sexy!
I tried again to open the parachute, but unfortunately I still failed, and just when I was desperate, Johnson & Johnson screamed.
"Sister! Look! Heroes come to our rescue! ”
My heart wails! The heart said that Xiaoqiang also likes to dream about sorghum.
Then I felt a darkness overhead, like a huge airplane overhead, and there was a dark shadow around me in addition to a huge smoke.
I tried to keep my eyes open to know what this "UFO" was.
When I could see the golden claws clearly, I spat out a mouthful of blood.
The house leak happened to rain overnight, and the ship was late and encountered a head wind.
"Ahh O eagle! ”
Johnson & Johnson also yelled: "Don't arrest me!" ”
"Damn! He's catching me! ”
The fur on my back was caught in the claws, and the speed of my descent stopped instantly, and then I quickly rose and flew towards the outside of the tree.
My heart is cold.
I still held the parachute that could never be opened, closed my eyes and resigned myself to my fate.
In just an hour, I experienced the process of several ways to die.
Killed, smoked, burned, fell, and now to be bitten to death by an eagle.
In fact, these ways of dying, I hate "biting to death" the most, the flesh and blood are blurred, and they are not happy at all, and the death is ugly.
Johnson & Johnson also clasped my thigh, and I could even feel a sharp pain clearly.
Suddenly, I felt that something was wrong, and when I looked down, it was already clear all around.
We flew high in the air and gradually fell to the ground.
And the dead cockroach actually buried its head in my fur, and the flesh on my thighs throbbed.
I yelled: "Damn! I'm going to die, and you're still going to bite me? ”
"Sister, you said you were going to die, let me have a good meal, it's not a big deal for you to lose a little blood......" He looked up, and suddenly opened his mouth, and his tentacles pointed at it and couldn't say a complete word.
"Sister...... Sister...... We were caught......"
My angry rat lungs twitched, they were about to explode, and I really didn't want to pay attention to him.
He shouted, "Great King...... You're here to save us, my lord? There was an indescribable flattery in his tone.
I snorted coldly: "Slave face! Shameless! ”
Even if the eagle wants to eat me, I won't beg for mercy.
Because I know, isn't it fashionable to eat small fresh meat now? I think I'm a delicious snack for the eagles. Even if begging for mercy is useful, why do you need the police?
A haughty voice came from overhead: "If it weren't for the master's order, do you think you would still be alive?" ”
My heart trembled, the voice was so familiar, and I complained in the morning when he disturbed my sleep.
It's the big rooster that crows "oh oh".
Soon we were on the ground, and the big rooster threw us both under the fence and stepped aside.
"The hosts! I've accomplished my mission! ”
Another voice came from the other side of the fence: "Very well, tell your men to eat all those pesky bugs." ”