Chapter 20: Hugging the Chicken's Ass
The night is dark and the wind is high, it is the best time to kill, and the plot that the TV novel likes unifiedly, must add a little background to the killer to highlight their tense and terrifying flavor.
Now that I am in such a night, I have neither leisure to enjoy the moon and dance the sword, nor do I have a deep hatred and hatred to kill people to pay for my life, I just want to save people.
But I searched all over the plane tree, including climbing to the top and looking around, but I couldn't find the damn bald chicken.
I was so anxious that I was afraid of something, and if I continued to look for it like this, the mother of the bread child would not last until dawn.
"Bald...... Bald ......"
I don't know his name, he looks very sorry for the audience, he doesn't have the tall and mighty chicken king, at least he can't be bald. My mouth opened and closed a few times, and only a few words could come out of my throat.
"Bald...... Bald ......"
I jumped off a branch and shouted a few more times, and it became very quiet.
I listened intently, for fear of missing any details, and if this guy was nearby, there was no reason why I couldn't hear it.
At this time, several crisp echoes sounded in the dark grass: "Bald ...... Bald ...... Bald...... Bald ......"
I knew it was a grasshopper, but the sound, I just wanted to hit a tree and die, it was like a machine gun out of control.
If it was usual, I would probably jump down and teach them a lesson, and I don't learn anything, but unfortunately I really don't have time today.
The voice of the gnats was obviously louder than mine, and it was not yet one.
The one just now stopped screaming for a while, and I cleared my throat, and just as I was about to speak, there was a crisp sound of grasshoppers in the grass, all of which were chaotic "bald" sounds.
In my heart, I said that these grasshoppers are the same as people, once they find any popular elements, they immediately follow the trend and learn all of them.
Yes, I don't have to shout now, someone is helping me, I want to be happy, but I also want the bald chicken to be able to react that we are calling him.
I looked for another piece in the plane tree, and then even the frogs changed their original singing voice, and all of them became "bald".
What's even more terrifying is the unknown bird call, which is even more miserable than the sound in the midnight ghost movie, stretching the word "bald" long and undulating, and listening to the hair on my rat's back stand upright.
I clasped my ears and put my head on the branches, but my eyes scanned the surroundings in all directions, for fear of missing any wind and grass.
"Shut up!"
There was a shout from the trees in the distance, and all the animals were silent.
Except for me, I was uncharacteristically not afraid, but happy.
"Bald chicken! You finally appeared, I found you so hard! ”
After shouting these words, the picture of Ziwei seeing Emperor Qianlong appeared in front of my eyes: "Do you still remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake that year?" ”
I shuddered, how did I take the sensational route.
I waited for a long time, but there was no sound in the trees over there.
My patience was lost suddenly, grandma's, I have been looking here for a long time, this dead chicken actually ignored me, if I hadn't waited for him to save people, I would have stewed him and drank chicken soup.
I heard the sound and knew the woods over there, so I slid down the plane tree and ran straight over.
I was running so fast that I couldn't even think about whether to use two or four claws, but I had to find him as quickly as possible.
As I got closer to the woods, I became more and more apprehensive, and a bad premonition came directly to my heart, which must have been against me.
I shouted in the woods: "Bald chicken, you give me death!" ”
The reason why I dare to be so bold and so ruthless is because of something that people can tolerate but rats can't bear.
The bald chicken's voice came high: "If you shout again, I'll close your mouth." ”
My two mouse eyes were about to bulge out: "You dead chicken, you dare to occupy my nest!" ”
The three most hated things in my life are snatching my snacks, snatching my computer, and snatching my bed.
This is the biggest insult to an otaku, of course, the relationship is in place, and you can share a little bit appropriately.
But this bald chicken, I and he are just one side, and the matter of suffering together in the afternoon was completely cheated by him.
If I had known that it would burn and damage my skin, no, it was my skin, I wouldn't have said yes so happily.
The bald chicken showed its head and said indifferently, "Oh? Is it your nest? No wonder there was a rat stench, and I was so patient that I reluctantly came in. ”
My beard was like a balloon that had been withstood to the limit, and it immediately exploded: "You give me down!" I'm going to go head-to-head with you! ”
The bald chicken yawned: "I'm busy and don't have time." ”
After saying that, he directly retracted his head.
I hated that not only the upper and lower four front teeth were fighting, but even the fine twelve molars were messy in my mouth.
It's crazy in this world!
Except for the little devil, I really can't think of a more shameless person than him, yes, he's not a human, it's a chicken, no wonder he can't give birth to a single hair, this is the will of God, he is so sad without hair, if he has long hair, he won't fly to the sky and make trouble in the heavenly palace?
I swished up like a rocket, thinking to myself that I had to fix him so hard that I didn't even know his mother.
Now I'm a rat and I have night vision, so I can see exactly where he is without lighting.
At this moment, my warm and soft little sheets, though brown hair, were lying on them beautifully.
I was so angry that my body was about to explode, and I finally got this cave from the queen bee, and before I slept for a day, I was robbed by someone else.
I jumped on the bed directly regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, and the moment I touched the bed, my sky-high fire disappeared in an instant.
I don't blame me, think about it, if you were locked in the freezer of the refrigerator, you would only be greeted by cold frost.
There was a clear cold feeling on the soles of his feet, and even the air around him condensed, and on the side against the wall, a layer of fine frost hung on the white puff.
I was feeling strange when I heard him tremble and say, "Quick...... Fast...... Hold me. ”
I hesitated to move forward, for I saw that all of his flesh, which had been red and red, was purple and blue.
"Are you poisoned too?"
"Nonsense...... Compare...... Mother Bird ...... And more. ”
This guy is obviously begging me for help, but he still looks like a stinky fart.
I suppressed the anger in my heart: "What the hell is wrong with you? ”
The bald chicken curled up in a ball, closed his eyes and ignored me, but every goosebump on his body was shaking.
I said, "You're not going to die in my bed, are you?" ”
Forehead...... This sentence is ambiguous and not suitable for children.
With a temptation mentality, there is still the mother of the bread child waiting for him to save it.
I threw my neck and bowels all the way, and as soon as my eyes were closed, I pounced on them straight and straight.
Anyway, people cross women are all handsome and amorous male protagonists, why do I always have to hold a chicken, and it's a bald chicken that can only be seen and can't eat.
To my surprise, his body was as hot as fire, and I couldn't care if the hugging image of the mouse was beautiful or not, anyway, the dead chicken should be a live chicken doctor.
The only drawback is that I'm at a loss, how can I say that I'm also a girl! Even if it is a mouse, it has the right to rat, and whoever stipulates that love beauty can only be a human business.
I'm very uncomfortable right now, the front of my body is like a fire, the back of my body is like ice, it's just a torment of ice and fire, I think I'm the fried ice cream.
After a while, the bald chicken's body gradually became less hot, and the cold air on his back gradually warmed up, and I still held him with my eyes closed, and my face was rigidly attached to his skin, with the mentality of dying or dying.
"Hey!" His tone was not good: "Can you hug it in a different place?" ”
I said "ah", looked up in confusion, and saw not far away, his eyes were looking at me with fire.
I said to myself, why is this man like this? When he is sick, he can not recognize people, but he is going to die just now.
"If you don't dodge, you will bear the consequences."
I twitched my little nose and glared at him, "What kind of consequences do I see for you?" ”
Committing donkey sex? Who wouldn't?
At this time, I heard three crisp sounds of "bald" in my ears, I laughed, this guy also learned my original song?
Then I couldn't laugh anymore, and the strong, pungent stench almost frothed at my mouth.
I looked down in tears, and it turned out that I was holding his cock butt.
The bald chicken laughed, and even the only good-looking cockscomb became trembling, and when it was over, he didn't forget to sigh at me.
"I told you a long time ago, who told you not to listen to your predecessors."
I held on to the wall and retched, and warm tears instantly wet my eyes.
I swear, I don't want to cry, but I want to wash my poisoned eyes with tears.
The bald chicken turned over and got out of bed, patted me on the back of the rat to help me calm down, and came to pretend to be a good person again: "I have to borrow your cave house today, and I have no choice but to use it." Because I need to dissolve all the poisonous fire that I inhaled in the afternoon into internal force, the final release is not a fart, but the exhaust gas from the poisonous fire. ”
I said aggrievedly, "Is there a difference?" ”
The bald chicken smiled, probably seeing that my face was not good, and his tone was exceptionally good: "I'm sorry, just now I rushed to the last qi vein, and I almost had a little heat, so I borrowed your body to use it." ”
"Don't ...... Speak well, why do you always take advantage of me? "I'm angry.
"How did I take advantage of you?"
"Is there a good old girl to hug? Is there a man who borrows a woman's body for it? ”
"Didn't I explain it to you?"
"Who is rare!"
The bald chicken looked at me angrily and wisely changed the subject: "What did you do with me just now?" ”
I then remembered that I had something to do, and my face changed dramatically: "Can you detoxify the ice silkworm's poison?" ”
In fact, I don't know if the bread child's mother is poisoned by the ice silkworm, the demon silkworms I met are all colorful, Johnson & Johnson stole ice silk, but it became fire silk.