Chapter Twenty-Six: A Cockroach Man Comes in the Middle of the Night
It was already midnight after returning to the tree hole, and the bread child's mother didn't wake up at the end, and I couldn't help there, anyway, the bald chicken was there, and I could come back and sleep with peace of mind.
Dong Ash doesn't worry about the old lady, I have already asked him to go back first.
Actually, I'm selfish, even though we have that Rausch marriage contract, I can't just take the male rat home in the middle of the night, so what kind of rat have I become?
I was alone holding the barrel, drinking honey and looking at the stars in the sky.
Probably there were too many things happening during the day, and my nerves still can't be stopped, so everyone thinks I'm having a convulsion!
Anyway, people who look at the stars for a long time or look up at the sky at 45 degrees have to go to Wujiayao in the end.
Didn't those turtle scientists say that there is a fine line between a genius and a madman.
This sentence is also true, otherwise Van Gogh and Kerouac would have been laid off a long time ago.
When I used to read novels, those authors always liked to write about the heroine looking at the stars.
At that time, I thought, it must be the author's brain that has been short-circuited, and then use the scene of looking at the stars to make up the numbers, to put it bluntly, it's just a long talk.
For example, most people like to write at the beginning, "Miss, you're awake!" ”
As soon as I saw this sentence, I knew that the heroine had crossed over, and it must be a soul piercing, is this an obvious thing? If she wore it, the maid would not be scared and scream, "The monster is coming!" ”。
It's like suddenly coming out of the window a person in 2222, and the people at that time were definitely not all people who evolved from apes, most of them were robots mixed with steel, or zombie orcs, or plastic inflatable people.
Recently, the little devil didn't stage a movie called "Inflatable Puppet", which means that the inflatable puppet has its own thoughts and understands love.
I was thinking about it when a white mass suddenly fell from the window.
In other words, I don't know where the fugue is, which is equivalent to unconscious sleepwalking, and when this one comes out of nowhere, of course I reflexively smash the barrel over.
The white thing wriggled and shouted, "Don't fight, don't fight, it's me!" ”
I said in my heart that this voice was so familiar, where had I heard it, and I was a little dazed for a while.
Johnson & Johnson lifted off his white silk robe, covered his head and said to forgive: "Don't fight!" ”
As soon as I saw that it was him, I was directly resistant, and I was not angry: "What are you doing again?" Also, if you don't have a good door, you have to go through the window, and it's still in the middle of the night, even if the best person usually appears at this time, it will be mistaken for a thief. ”
"My good rat sister, you can have pity on me and take me in for the night!" After saying this, he was not polite at all, and jumped directly into the bed and prepared to sleep.
"Aren't you going home?" Don't get out so soon? I only thought this in my heart.
"It's not...... My mother ......" said this, Qiang Sheng Qianao directly rubbed his compound eyes and cried.
Generally speaking, people who can make such actions bring definitely not good news.
I flapped Johnson & Johnson's wings earnestly and sighed sadly: "Don't be sad, let's mourn!" ”
Johnson & Johnson jumped to his feet; "Who told you my mother is dead?" It seems that the fire is still very big, and it doesn't look like a dead mother's baby at all.
I let him be arrogant for a moment, crying and laughing: "Then ...... you are"
I don't know what he's coming from, I don't understand what's going on, and I'm not going to guess.
Ever since I met this dead cockroach, I haven't had a good thing. Not only did he calculate me, but he also modified my parachute so indiscriminately that I almost lost my soul again.
"My mother, she's gone." Johnson & Johnson's tone was a little melancholy.
"Oh......" I continued not to express my opinion, to take the pathetic route to gain sympathy, and not to see that the child who came from the wolf had grown up.
"When I went back, the hole was empty, and the spider aunt next door said, my mother went to see a good show."
My curiosity is piqued, and the bugs are singing?
"It's good for the eldest lady to go out for a walk, which will help the recovery of the injury." I whispered, sitting cross-legged on the barrel.
If he wanted me to help me go out to find my mother, I decided to say no! What! Everyone eats a trench and grows wise, I have suffered such a big dumb loss, and I am not an iron bamboo shoot before I grow.
Who knew that Johnson & Johnson didn't accept my affection at all, but jumped up like gunpowder: "What is good!" A large number of clansmen died on the shore of Wolong Lake, as well as the hedgehog clan, the rat clan, and even the owl couple flying in the sky also died. ”
I touched my chin and nodded, there is no ethnic limit in the heart of daring to love this gossip.
In addition to the aunts at home, white-collar workers at work, and even little girls who are studying, all like to listen to all kinds of gossip, and now in this strange world, even female cockroaches are not exempt from vulgarity.
I said, "Then why don't you go to your mother and come to me?" ”
Johnson & Johnson collapsed on the bed in one breath; "Borrow the bed, I rest for a while, I have found it since I got home, and there is still no news, I can't support it."
I spread my hands: "Hey...... Don't stand up for the corpse first, pay the accommodation fee. ”
Last time I traveled to Huangshan, the small hotel on the side also rented 200 a day.
Although I am not as beautiful as the hype of Huangshan here, at least it is also the original beautiful mountains and beautiful waters, and I only have a bed, not to mention that I have broken the rule of "not taking boys home", I have lost a lot.
Johnson and Johnson directly threw the white fire silkworm robe to me: "That's it, it's useless for me to keep it anyway." ”
I stretched out my arms and legs, and the joints crackled as I pinched, and I was about to punch him: "Am I the recycle bin?" Throw me the garbage you don't want? ”
Johnson & Johnson didn't know what the recycling bin meant, but he knew that trash was definitely not a good thing.
"Sister Rat, Sister Rat......" He hurriedly smiled: "Don't be angry!" You know I'm so poor. I'm just a cockroach, I eat something I find every day, and I get hungry when I can't find it. Besides, you can't use this fire silkworm robe in the current season, but it doesn't mean that you can't use it in winter. ”
After he said this, he saw that my face was getting darker and darker, and my eyes were as wide as peppercorns, and I couldn't help but feel a little cramped: "Sister Mouse? Am I saying something wrong? ”
The corners of my eyes twitched, and Sen Han asked in a low voice: "Who did you just say is fat!" I drew closer, a sneer tugging at the corners of my mouth.
"Rats!" Johnson & Johnson is not afraid of death and repeats it, completely pretending to be stupid and stunned.
I picked up the barrel and threw it over, and Johnson & Johnson hugged his head and ran away, no...... It's the head worm that scurries: "Oops...... Sister Rat...... Spare your life...... What are you...... What are you doing? ”
"Lean on...... Don't you know that fat is a taboo for girls? It's still oily, I'll bleed your grandma! ”
Johnson escaped to the top of the cave, and a vine was hanging in the center, so he grabbed the vine and swung on the swing.
"Sister Mouse...... I really didn't mean it, in our cockroach family, if someone says that fat, it is a blessing, and we cockroach girls all think fat is beautiful......"
"Get out! Don't insult Yang Guifei in my mind! ”
"Who is Yang Guifei?"
"Your grandma!"
"That's still a cockroach!"
"Get out!"